FabSwingers.com forum: End of the world as we know it

By *ax1971 OP Man
over a year ago

St helens

Ok guy's if the world was going to end in a hour a meteor heading to earth would you.

Have sex or eat cake.. Only one. its a big cake.. X x

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By *rightonfranceMan
over a year ago

brighton - chalais france

dunno about that but its a good song title

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What kind of cake

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Ok guy's if the world was going to end in a hour a meteor heading to earth would you.

Have sex or eat cake.. Only one. its a big cake.. X x"

If it's a really big cake, couldn't we push it under where the meteor is going to hit? Sorta soften the blow? We might all survive then. *

Mr.ddc

* assuming it's a big sponge cake, not one of Mrs ddc's rock-hard fruit cakes...

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By *ax1971 OP Man
over a year ago

St helens

Could be a 3rd option have sex on the cake..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok guy's if the world was going to end in a hour a meteor heading to earth would you.

Have sex or eat cake.. Only one. its a big cake.. X x

If it's a really big cake, couldn't we push it under where the meteor is going to hit? Sorta soften the blow? We might all survive then. *

Mr.ddc

* assuming it's a big sponge cake, not one of Mrs ddc's rock-hard fruit cakes...

Dead man typing.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok guy's if the world was going to end in a hour a meteor heading to earth would you.

Have sex or eat cake.. Only one. its a big cake.. X x

If it's a really big cake, couldn't we push it under where the meteor is going to hit? Sorta soften the blow? We might all survive then. *

Mr.ddc

* assuming it's a big sponge cake, not one of Mrs ddc's rock-hard fruit cakes...

Launch the rock hard cake into the meteor?

Also i'm telling mrs DDC what you said.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I'll have sex with a woman while she eats cake

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By *ax1971 OP Man
over a year ago

St helens

Lmao playful think that's she cheating..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Def go out with u huge great Big Bang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok guy's if the world was going to end in a hour a meteor heading to earth would you.

Have sex or eat cake.. Only one. its a big cake.. X x"

Apparently it will really be the END of the World if UK votes out Brexit

so we better all vote to stay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok guy's if the world was going to end in a hour a meteor heading to earth would you.

Have sex or eat cake.. Only one. its a big cake.. X x"

Easy!!! Feed each other cake while we have sex

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Ok guy's if the world was going to end in a hour a meteor heading to earth would you.

Have sex or eat cake.. Only one. its a big cake.. X x

If it's a really big cake, couldn't we push it under where the meteor is going to hit? Sorta soften the blow? We might all survive then. *

Mr.ddc

* assuming it's a big sponge cake, not one of Mrs ddc's rock-hard fruit cakes...

Launch the rock hard cake into the meteor?

Would Bruce Willis be involved?

Also i'm telling mrs DDC what you said.

Shhhh!

"Oh, no, I think my account has been hacked"

(That should do it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll fuck the cake and eat the woman

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By *ax1971 OP Man
over a year ago

St helens

But your still eatting the cake goodgirl... Lol.. That's the world today everyone wants there cake and eat it... Lol...

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Is the laser blasting thingy broke already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But your still eatting the cake goodgirl... Lol.. That's the world today everyone wants there cake and eat it... Lol... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strap in...

https://youtu.be/Z0GFRcFm-aY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a woman, I can multi task

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok guy's if the world was going to end in a hour a meteor heading to earth would you.

Have sex or eat cake.. Only one. its a big cake.. X x"

Being a human male, I'll go with sex please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do the men to have sex with come with? Cos if I have to go looking it's wasting valuable time.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

If it's the end of the world , who will know if we have kept to the rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it's the end of the world , who will know if we have kept to the rules

'Cos the rules are the rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither, is another option available?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Fucking hate cake and all its references....GIMME SEX!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Sex

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Or a coffee.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"If it's the end of the world , who will know if we have kept to the rules

'Cos the rules are the rules

And the rules are made to be broken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go down the Winchester, wait for it all to blow over...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be dead before I got a reply to my messages, and managed to arrange a meet.!!

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By *ax1971 OP Man
over a year ago

St helens

Ms valiant trust me if you shouted who wants sex I'll sure you within 20 secs you could have your pic.. No wasted time... Hehe.. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ms valiant trust me if you shouted who wants sex I'll sure you within 20 secs you could have your pic.. No wasted time... Hehe.. X"

Well that clearly only works for certain people.....Fucking hell. Just my luck.

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By *ax1971 OP Man
over a year ago

St helens

Scarlet you wouldn't have to say anything you stand there and start undressing... Then bingo... Take your choice.. Hehe.. X x

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

I dont like cake much to missquote douglas adams

"I dont wanna die hungry i will go to heaven grumpy and wont enjoy it"

And oh my if we all die at same time the queue at the pearly gates.

Oh wait i aint going too heaven so nothing to worry about what a relief see ya qll in hell

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Apparently, we didn't send men into space, we didn't land on the moon, it was all done in a film studio somewhere. Elvis didn't die, neither did Marylin Monroe and many more. Aliens landed in Area 51, they also control the Bermuda Triangle, built the Pyramids and Stonehenge and replaced several top ranking politicians and members of the royal family with their kind (lizard like, descendants of the dinosaurs who went space exploring a very long time ago). Time travellers have been visiting us for centuries and appear to us as ghosts, so they don't affect the timeline. The end of the world has been p_edicted to fall on a certain date. Actually, that date passed a long time ago, so did the other dates given for the end of the world.

So.,,,,, this comet or giant meteor which is heading on a direct collision course for Earth - how many people are going to believe and how many will think it's a hoax?

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

My reply was a tongue in cheek one. I know it's a hypothetical question and purely a bit of fun.

I think I'd want to spend my last hour with the ones I love most and that definitely includes the cats.

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"I'm a woman, I can multi task

Yes..but can you decide? ??

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By *ax1971 OP Man
over a year ago

St helens

Hi biforfun if we've got a hour till meteor hits of no one believes its coming look up the the big bloody flaming thing in the sky.. I'll take the sex... Lol.. X x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking my sexy lady would without a doubt be my very first and final thought!!

Unless it was Red Velvet

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Fuck the cake eat the women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go down the Winchester, wait for it all to blow over..."

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By *andemanMan
over a year ago

bedforshire

I was going to say that! Never done splodgging so best of all worlds that idea!

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By *andemanMan
over a year ago

bedforshire

Yep agreed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd fuck off quick and go deep sea diving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have enough information to form my answer.

What sort of cake?

Who do I get to shag?

How long have I got?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Think the only thing I'd want is to hold my kids. Even the 27 year old thug of mine

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By *ax1971 OP Man
over a year ago

St helens

Mrs Mac

What ever cakes available

Id like to say me but then you'd chose cake.. Lol..

1 hour

X x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am in the only person who keeps bursting into song every time I past this thread title?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am in the only person who keeps bursting into song every time I past this thread title?

Nope. I got Stipe singing in my head too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs Mac

What ever cakes available

Id like to say me but then you'd chose cake.. Lol..

1 hour

X x"

Black Forest? Chocolate fudge? Lemon drizzle? It matters.

They're your rules right? I think you can sway me with cake.

An hour? Are you crazy? Takes me half that to put my face on. If I'm dying I'm going looking good.

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By *ax1971 OP Man
over a year ago

St helens

Yes naughty I've been singing it solid for 2 days still a great tune.. Lol.. X...

Looks like not many of us guy's can compete with cake..

Gonna get a job at Mr kiplings.. X x

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By *ax1971 OP Man
over a year ago

St helens

Ok Mrs Mac I'll choose my favourite carrot cake with soft topping...mmmmmmmm carrot cake..

Let them eat cake... X x

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Looks like not many of us guy's can compete with cake..

Gonna get a job at Mr kiplings.. X x"

Or just stick your cock through a Victoria sponge, tell 'em it's a candle, and ask them to blow it?

Mr ddc

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Am in the only person who keeps bursting into song every time I past this thread title?

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By *emmabTV/TS
over a year ago

Leicestershire

So we have 1 hour then.

Plenty of time to get sex and cake in. If its a hour that all I have got its going to be "all about me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have sex with a woman while she eats cake "

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hard one.....I think dying while the man you love is in you would be a good way to go...can I eat a bit of cake during though? It's quite a turn on to eat and share lol

G x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have sex with a woman while she eats cake "

I'll eat the cake while having sex with the woman...

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