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Why am i so attractive to the female

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mosquito?

Bloody things. I can be sat with several friends, they tend to ignore them and feast on me!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

It's because they know you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are they on fab too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are they on fab too?"

I'm on fab and as they are very often on me...by association, I guess they are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you know they are female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's probably your blood type, I always get bitten by them when on holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you know they are female "

Tiny mosquito tits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are they on fab too?

I'm on fab and as they are very often on me...by association, I guess they are."

You should really have them in your photo gallery if you come as part of a package deal.

Maybe they can change the fab options to "single - couple - swarm" ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do you know they are female "

Because, I may have this wrong, that it is only the female that bites because she needs the protein to produce her eggs.

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Are you feeling used They get all the fun and you are only left with painful reminders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i heard things that bite people do bite anyone but only the people whose body reacts to the bite will know about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you know they are female

Because, I may have this wrong, that it is only the female that bites because she needs the protein to produce her eggs."

Just googled it and you learn a new thing everyday

Well done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are they on fab too?

I'm on fab and as they are very often on me...by association, I guess they are.

You should really have them in your photo gallery if you come as part of a package deal.

Maybe they can change the fab options to "single - couple - swarm" ?"

Now that would be interesting. I guess I could sell myself as a one person gang bang?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"How do you know they are female

Because, I may have this wrong, that it is only the female that bites because she needs the protein to produce her eggs."

What do the males live on, chopped liver?

It's only the males that bite.

Be careful, if enough bite you, you will catch the ghey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do they say. I won't bite. Unless you want me too. Classic line

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you feeling used They get all the fun and you are only left with painful reminders. "

If only I was into bdsm. Maybe an alternative to stinging nettles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you know they are female "

Science time! Female mosquitos are the only ones that bite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you know they are female

Because, I may have this wrong, that it is only the female that bites because she needs the protein to produce her eggs.

What do the males live on, chopped liver?

It's only the males that bite.

Be careful, if enough bite you, you will catch the ghey! "

Males feed on flower nectar google it, it is only females that feed on blood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you know they are female

Science time! Female mosquitos are the only ones that bite"

Well all know now keep up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cover yourself in sugar. It does not kill them. But rots there teeth and stops em biting. Tosh's Top Tip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ool-ladMan
over a year ago

Hartlepool

....or smoke. it gets in their eyes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cover yourself in sugar. It does not kill them. But rots there teeth and stops em biting. Tosh's Top Tip "

You need to stick that on the random facts thread

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"How do you know they are female

Because, I may have this wrong, that it is only the female that bites because she needs the protein to produce her eggs.

What do the males live on, chopped liver?

It's only the males that bite.

Be careful, if enough bite you, you will catch the ghey!

Males feed on flower nectar google it, it is only females that feed on blood "

no flowers where I live, Google tells lies you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cover yourself in sugar. It does not kill them. But rots there teeth and stops em biting. Tosh's Top Tip

You need to stick that on the random facts thread "

done. But changed it a little x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you know they are female

Tiny mosquito tits! "

One of the few times I can genuinely put 'lol'

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Smells and bright colours attract mosquitoes - so I'm wondering why you're wearing Hawaiian shirts etc - maybe you're not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take vit b complex, friend swears if take it daily they never bite ....

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I was told they were attracted by the amount of co2 you exhaled and your body temperature. Might 've why I rarely get bitten I'm not hot stuff

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