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By *r.Genuine OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Just thought I'd start a new topic so we can all post our random, funny, yet useless facts!

In one second, the company "apple" make $1,977 - wow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One litre of water weighs one kilo. One cubic meter of water weighs one (metric) ton.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The things that oars sit in on a boat are called rollicks

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By *r.Genuine OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

In ancient Rome, when a man testified in court, he would swear on his testicles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. It is impossible for a substance to reach the temperature of absolute zero.

2. You could technically see into the past by placing a massive mirror 1 light year away in space and looking into it through a telescope, in two years time.

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By *r.Genuine OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"1. It is impossible for a substance to reach the temperature of absolute zero.

2. You could technically see into the past by placing a massive mirror 1 light year away in space and looking into it through a telescope, in two years time."

That 2nd fact has blew my mind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. It is impossible for a substance to reach the temperature of absolute zero.

2. You could technically see into the past by placing a massive mirror 1 light year away in space and looking into it through a telescope, in two years time.

That 2nd fact has blew my mind! "

same here but more because i'm thinking it can see the now i 2 years time and not the past and i changed the wording to suit my head. blah i am so fucking bored.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache.

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By *r.Genuine OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache."

I've never noticed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's no such thing as a free lunch

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"The things that oars sit in on a boat are called rollicks"

Incorrect they are called rowlocks which rhymes with bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you eat a teaspoon of sugar after something spicey it completely neutralises the heat,

Apparently all polar bears are left handed

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By *r.Genuine OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"If you eat a teaspoon of sugar after something spicey it completely neutralises the heat,

Apparently all polar bears are left handed "

I'll have to try that after a curry haha!

Hot pics btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yeah, rather obvious one.

You can be in multiple places at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The things that oars sit in on a boat are called rollicks

Incorrect they are called rowlocks which rhymes with bollocks "

Oh the spelling police, sorry officer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shark will only attack you if your wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"A shark will only attack you if your wet "

How is it going to attack you if you're dry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know That a blue whale produces 47 litres of sperm in ever cumshot but only 1/4 makes it into the mommy whale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you eat a teaspoon of sugar after something spicey it completely neutralises the heat,

Apparently all polar bears are left handed

I'll have to try that after a curry haha!

Hot pics btw "

Aww thank you

Maybe that's a random fact too hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know That a blue whale produces 47 litres of sperm in ever cumshot but only 1/4 makes it into the mommy whale "

yes, it's why the sea is so salty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A shark will only attack you if your wet

How is it going to attack you if you're dry?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Did you know That a blue whale produces 47 litres of sperm in ever cumshot but only 1/4 makes it into the mommy whale

yes, it's why the sea is so salty. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know That a blue whale produces 47 litres of sperm in ever cumshot but only 1/4 makes it into the mommy whale

yes, it's why the sea is so salty. "

Hahaha ow Jesus I've had that on me :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish smelt of nothing till ladies swam in the sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How old is earth??? To put it into perspective for everyone to grasp.On a 24 hours clock,we have only being on it for the very last second of it.Mind blowing isn't it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Toshn the women are going to come at you from all sides god help you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh Toshn the women are going to come at you from all sides god help you."
mmmm sounds good

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By *r.Genuine OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"If you eat a teaspoon of sugar after something spicey it completely neutralises the heat,

Apparently all polar bears are left handed

I'll have to try that after a curry haha!

Hot pics btw

Aww thank you

Maybe that's a random fact too hehe "

You are very welcome, you are hot!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Did you know That a blue whale produces 47 litres of sperm in ever cumshot but only 1/4 makes it into the mommy whale

yes, it's why the sea is so salty. "

It's why I don't drink water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh Toshn the women are going to come at you from all sides god help you."

I think that was his plan...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh Toshn the women are going to come at you from all sides god help you.

I think that was his plan..."

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

There is only one lake in the Lake District

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To get rid of crabs

Cover your bits in sugar. It does not kill them. But rots there teeth and stops em nipping Tosh's Top Tip

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"To get rid of crabs

Cover your bits in sugar. It does not kill them. But rots there teeth and stops em nipping Tosh's Top Tip"

Does it work for lobsters up the arse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To get rid of crabs

Cover your bits in sugar. It does not kill them. But rots there teeth and stops em nipping Tosh's Top Tip

Does it work for lobsters up the arse?"
probably. Never caught lobsters

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By *r.Genuine OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"To get rid of crabs

Cover your bits in sugar. It does not kill them. But rots there teeth and stops em nipping Tosh's Top Tip"

Speaking from experience?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To get rid of crabs

Cover your bits in sugar. It does not kill them. But rots there teeth and stops em nipping Tosh's Top Tip

Speaking from experience? "
nooo

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By *r.Genuine OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"To get rid of crabs

Cover your bits in sugar. It does not kill them. But rots there teeth and stops em nipping Tosh's Top Tip

Speaking from experience? nooo "

Great tip either way mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know That a blue whale produces 47 litres of sperm in ever cumshot but only 1/4 makes it into the mommy whale "

good cod

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By *erfumedpornovampireWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harrison Ford was a carpenter. Here was offered the party of Han Solo when he turned up at George Lucas office to fix a problem with the office door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its impossible to lick your elbow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your nose and ears never stop growing weird we'll all turn into trolls and hobbits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its impossible to lick your elbow "

False - my youngest can do it with ease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bull can run faster uphill than downhill as its front legs are shorter than hind and would fall over if went to fast downhill lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no such thing as a white horse.The double white gene in horses is fatal.

There is a grey horse gene though.

So all white horses are, in fact, grey!

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By *r.Genuine OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Suprised how well this thread has gone, thank you all for participating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its impossible to lick your elbow

False - my youngest can do it with ease "

proof...or it didn't happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kangaroos cannot walk backwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its impossible to lick your elbow

False - my youngest can do it with ease

proof...or it didn't happen "

Double jointed and a tongue a giraffe would be proud of!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For 400 years people though tomatoes were poisonous. It's because they were using pewter plates and tomatoes react with pewter to in fact be poisonous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kangaroos cannot walk backwards "

And the females have three viginas and two uteri

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"If you eat a teaspoon of sugar after something spicey it completely neutralises the heat,

Apparently all polar bears are left handed "

I didn't know they had hands...

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By *r.Genuine OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Bikinis and tampons were invented by men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its impossible to lick your elbow "

This one was disproved on QI. If ya bendy enough ya can.

I can't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its impossible to lick your elbow

False - my youngest can do it with ease

proof...or it didn't happen

Double jointed and a tongue a giraffe would be proud of!"
I sit at the bar and lick my eyebrows. The ladies love it

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By *erby Leg LoverMan
over a year ago

Alvaston

Elephants cant jump

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Harrison Ford was a carpenter. Here was offered the party of Han Solo when he turned up at George Lucas office to fix a problem with the office door."

Oh? What was he fixing in American Graffiti?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just thought I'd start a new topic so we can all post our random, funny, yet useless facts!

In one second, the company "apple" make $1,977 - wow!"

every 40 seconds a new immigrant enters the UK, according to BBC and STV news this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also on pewter, whisky reacts with pewter to form a poison that renders the drinker into a coma, convincing death like state.

Many people were buried thought dead because of this (moved coffins were found with scratches on the lid) and so the practice of placing the deceased in an open coffin for several days to see if they would 'wake' started. Thus came the wake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There used to be no word for the color orange.

Oranges existed of course but the name of the color came later. That is why it's a red red robin when it is clearly not red.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Houses had dirt floors, and in the kitchen people placed thresh on the floor (straw).

However of course the thresh blew all over when the door was opened, and so a piece of wood was placed across the door at the bottom to hold the thresh in, aka the threshold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you say orange really slowly. It sounds like. Gullible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The expression money for old rope came from back in the days of hanging, after the body was cut down the hang man would sell the rope to make money

The expression rule of thumb come from an old law where it was allowed for a man to beat his wife so long as what he used to beat her with was no wider than his thumb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you say orange really slowly. It sounds like. Gullible "

Did you know they removed the word gullible from the dictionary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you say orange really slowly. It sounds like. Gullible

Did you know they removed the word gullible from the dictionary"
I really really want to go and check

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A group of kittens is actually called a Kindle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Harrison Ford was a carpenter. Here was offered the party of Han Solo when he turned up at George Lucas office to fix a problem with the office door."

That's not true, he was a carpenter but he read for the part when an actor didn't turn up. Lucas knew he was an actor as he'd appeared in another film for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you say orange really slowly. It sounds like. Gullible

Did you know they removed the word gullible from the dictionary

I really really want to go and check "

Do it

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know horses cannot vomit but this can cause colic which can sadly prove to be fatal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a hill in Wales named Blorange, which is one of the only words that rhymes with orange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you say orange really slowly. It sounds like. Gullible

Did you know they removed the word gullible from the dictionary

I really really want to go and check

Do it "
shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Male greyhounds can not cock their legs to pee

Sadly nobody told me this before I took mine to the vets when he was younger cause I though there was something wrong with his legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is a hill in Wales named Blorange, which is one of the only words that rhymes with orange"

And sporange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a human being can live a month without food

but only a few hours without the internet

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over a year ago

The size of your foot is the same size as the inside of your arm elbow to wrist.

If you hold your arms out to the side and measure from tip of your middle finger all the way to your other middle finger it will be the same as of you measured from head to toe.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The only part of your body that is same size from birth and doesn't grow is your eye balls.

No one's ears are perfectly level.

You can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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By *retty womanWoman
over a year ago

Near Bournemouth


"Harrison Ford was a carpenter. Here was offered the party of Han Solo when he turned up at George Lucas office to fix a problem with the office door.

Oh? What was he fixing in American Graffiti?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be Transported by ship and it was also before the invention of commercial Fertilizers, so large shipments of manure were quite common. It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when Wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, not only did it become heavier, But the process of fermentation began again, of which a byproduct is Methane gas of course. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles You can see what could (and did) happen. Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came Below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM! Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined Just what was happening

After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the Instruction ' Stow high in transit ' on them, which meant for the Sailors to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any water That came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start The production of methane.

Thus evolved the term ' S.H.I.T ' , (Stow High In Transit) which has Come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day.

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over a year ago


"The size of your foot is the same size as the inside of your arm elbow to wrist.

If you hold your arms out to the side and measure from tip of your middle finger all the way to your other middle finger it will be the same as of you measured from head to toe.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The only part of your body that is same size from birth and doesn't grow is your eye balls.

No one's ears are perfectly level.

You can't sneeze with your eyes open. "

thats bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The size of your foot is the same size as the inside of your arm elbow to wrist.

If you hold your arms out to the side and measure from tip of your middle finger all the way to your other middle finger it will be the same as of you measured from head to toe.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The only part of your body that is same size from birth and doesn't grow is your eye balls.

No one's ears are perfectly level.

You can't sneeze with your eyes open.

thats bollocks "

What, nobodies bollocks are perfectly level

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The size of your foot is the same size as the inside of your arm elbow to wrist.

If you hold your arms out to the side and measure from tip of your middle finger all the way to your other middle finger it will be the same as of you measured from head to toe.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The only part of your body that is same size from birth and doesn't grow is your eye balls.

No one's ears are perfectly level.

You can't sneeze with your eyes open. "

that is true about the feet/arm thing, i just checked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The size of your foot is the same size as the inside of your arm elbow to wrist.

If you hold your arms out to the side and measure from tip of your middle finger all the way to your other middle finger it will be the same as of you measured from head to toe.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The only part of your body that is same size from birth and doesn't grow is your eye balls.

No one's ears are perfectly level.

You can't sneeze with your eyes open.

thats bollocks "

Why don't you try um and find out.

All of then are true x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The size of your foot is the same size as the inside of your arm elbow to wrist.

If you hold your arms out to the side and measure from tip of your middle finger all the way to your other middle finger it will be the same as of you measured from head to toe.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The only part of your body that is same size from birth and doesn't grow is your eye balls.

No one's ears are perfectly level.

You can't sneeze with your eyes open.

thats bollocks

What, nobodies bollocks are perfectly level "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Female Hyenas Have A Larger Penis Than Males Do..

OK so it's more there clit but the more aggressive the female the bigger it is. ( sure you'd be grumpy too if you'd urs bannged on the floor all day)

Males get the shit beaten out of them all the time women are in charge lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The size of your foot is the same size as the inside of your arm elbow to wrist.

If you hold your arms out to the side and measure from tip of your middle finger all the way to your other middle finger it will be the same as of you measured from head to toe.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The only part of your body that is same size from birth and doesn't grow is your eye balls.

No one's ears are perfectly level.

You can't sneeze with your eyes open.

that is true about the feet/arm thing, i just checked. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Female Hyenas Have A Larger Penis Than Males Do..

OK so it's more there clit but the more aggressive the female the bigger it is. ( sure you'd be grumpy too if you'd urs bannged on the floor all day)

Males get the shit beaten out of them all the time women are in charge lol

"

Their vagina also runs through the centre of their clitoris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The size of your foot is the same size as the inside of your arm elbow to wrist.

If you hold your arms out to the side and measure from tip of your middle finger all the way to your other middle finger it will be the same as of you measured from head to toe.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The only part of your body that is same size from birth and doesn't grow is your eye balls.

No one's ears are perfectly level.

You can't sneeze with your eyes open.

thats bollocks

Why don't you try um and find out.

All of then are true x"

i have very long arms

id have clown feet if they were the length between my inside elbow and wrist..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is a hill in Wales named Blorange, which is one of the only words that rhymes with orange

And sporange "
and gullible said slowly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is a hill in Wales named Blorange, which is one of the only words that rhymes with orange

And sporange

and gullible said slowly "

shurrup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The size of your foot is the same size as the inside of your arm elbow to wrist.

If you hold your arms out to the side and measure from tip of your middle finger all the way to your other middle finger it will be the same as of you measured from head to toe.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The only part of your body that is same size from birth and doesn't grow is your eye balls.

No one's ears are perfectly level.

You can't sneeze with your eyes open.

thats bollocks

Why don't you try um and find out.

All of then are true x

i have very long arms

id have clown feet if they were the length between my inside elbow and wrist.."

Try it you will be surprised. Use a shoe but remember a shoe is slightly longer then your foot so take a once off x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know horses cannot vomit but this can cause colic which can sadly prove to be fatal "

Yes. I did know!

That's because once something has gone down there is only one way for it to go and if they get a blockage, it quickly becomes necrotic x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Four is the only number that's has same amount of letters as it's value x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The size of your foot is the same size as the inside of your arm elbow to wrist.

If you hold your arms out to the side and measure from tip of your middle finger all the way to your other middle finger it will be the same as of you measured from head to toe.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The only part of your body that is same size from birth and doesn't grow is your eye balls.

No one's ears are perfectly level.

You can't sneeze with your eyes open.

thats bollocks

Why don't you try um and find out.

All of then are true x

i have very long arms

id have clown feet if they were the length between my inside elbow and wrist..

Try it you will be surprised. Use a shoe but remember a shoe is slightly longer then your foot so take a once off x"

Are we weighing it or measuring it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The size of your foot is the same size as the inside of your arm elbow to wrist.

If you hold your arms out to the side and measure from tip of your middle finger all the way to your other middle finger it will be the same as of you measured from head to toe.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The only part of your body that is same size from birth and doesn't grow is your eye balls.

No one's ears are perfectly level.

You can't sneeze with your eyes open.

thats bollocks

Why don't you try um and find out.

All of then are true x

i have very long arms

id have clown feet if they were the length between my inside elbow and wrist..

Try it you will be surprised. Use a shoe but remember a shoe is slightly longer then your foot so take a once off x"

you were right

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over a year ago


"The size of your foot is the same size as the inside of your arm elbow to wrist.

If you hold your arms out to the side and measure from tip of your middle finger all the way to your other middle finger it will be the same as of you measured from head to toe.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The only part of your body that is same size from birth and doesn't grow is your eye balls.

No one's ears are perfectly level.

You can't sneeze with your eyes open.

thats bollocks

Why don't you try um and find out.

All of then are true x

i have very long arms

id have clown feet if they were the length between my inside elbow and wrist..

Try it you will be surprised. Use a shoe but remember a shoe is slightly longer then your foot so take a once off x

you were right "

Alright sideshow bob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The size of your foot is the same size as the inside of your arm elbow to wrist.

If you hold your arms out to the side and measure from tip of your middle finger all the way to your other middle finger it will be the same as of you measured from head to toe.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The only part of your body that is same size from birth and doesn't grow is your eye balls.

No one's ears are perfectly level.

You can't sneeze with your eyes open.

thats bollocks

Why don't you try um and find out.

All of then are true x

i have very long arms

id have clown feet if they were the length between my inside elbow and wrist..

Try it you will be surprised. Use a shoe but remember a shoe is slightly longer then your foot so take a once off x

you were right "

Haha x told you lol x and I ment to put inch not once lol x

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

The Sun burns off 4 million tonnes of mass per second.... bugger that for a fuel bill!

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over a year ago


"The size of your foot is the same size as the inside of your arm elbow to wrist.

If you hold your arms out to the side and measure from tip of your middle finger all the way to your other middle finger it will be the same as of you measured from head to toe.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The only part of your body that is same size from birth and doesn't grow is your eye balls.

No one's ears are perfectly level.

You can't sneeze with your eyes open.

thats bollocks

Why don't you try um and find out.

All of then are true x"

Wrong again.

You can lick your elbow as shown already.

You can sneeze with your eyes open.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know horses cannot vomit but this can cause colic which can sadly prove to be fatal

Yes. I did know!

That's because once something has gone down there is only one way for it to go and if they get a blockage, it quickly becomes necrotic x"

can't they do anything about it?

guinea pigs also die of something like this as well, dunno if they can't vomit but if they get a blockage they die.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for the record i dont have clown feet

they are size 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also the ape span fact is wrong too.

I have a positive of 3"

My PM has a +4"

My ex is -2"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a month starts on a Sunday there's always a Friday the 13th

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A female wasp will eat the male after he has shagged her

Mice & rats are all inbreds

Male ants job throughout his short life is to shag the queen no stop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diphallia, penile duplication (PD), diphallic terata, or diphallasparatus, is a rare developmental abnormality in which a male is born with two penises.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Harrison Ford was a carpenter. Here was offered the party of Han Solo when he turned up at George Lucas office to fix a problem with the office door."

He had already appeared in American Graffiti by then, it is true about him being a carpenter though

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over a year ago


"Harrison Ford was a carpenter. Here was offered the party of Han Solo when he turned up at George Lucas office to fix a problem with the office door.

He had already appeared in American Graffiti by then, it is true about him being a carpenter though "

He was a mate of Mark Hamils - he suggested him to Lucas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my favourite sentences is:

See the shipping ship shipping shipping ships.

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France


"In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be Transported by ship and it was also before the invention of commercial Fertilizers, so large shipments of manure were quite common. It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when Wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, not only did it become heavier, But the process of fermentation began again, of which a byproduct is Methane gas of course. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles You can see what could (and did) happen. Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came Below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM! Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined Just what was happening

After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the Instruction ' Stow high in transit ' on them, which meant for the Sailors to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any water That came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start The production of methane.

Thus evolved the term ' S.H.I.T ' , (Stow High In Transit) which has Come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day. "

Amusing, but bollocks .

It's from old English " scite" and ancient German " schite".

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over a year ago


"Did you know horses cannot vomit but this can cause colic which can sadly prove to be fatal

Yes. I did know!

That's because once something has gone down there is only one way for it to go and if they get a blockage, it quickly becomes necrotic x

can't they do anything about it?

guinea pigs also die of something like this as well, dunno if they can't vomit but if they get a blockage they die."

Yes if they catch it early they can either give them laxatives to help whatever it is pass through or if there is a necrotic patch (often from a twisted bowel they can sometimes remove the dead intestine and sew it back together.

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over a year ago


"Did you know horses cannot vomit but this can cause colic which can sadly prove to be fatal

Yes. I did know!

That's because once something has gone down there is only one way for it to go and if they get a blockage, it quickly becomes necrotic x

can't they do anything about it?

guinea pigs also die of something like this as well, dunno if they can't vomit but if they get a blockage they die.

Yes if they catch it early they can either give them laxatives to help whatever it is pass through or if there is a necrotic patch (often from a twisted bowel they can sometimes remove the dead intestine and sew it back together."

thanks.

i love guinea pigs but was put off getting any more after one died of this blocked stomach thing. might get some more now. i didn't think they could do anything about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Four is the only number that's has same amount of letters as it's value x"

Cinco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

R2d2 stands for reel 2 dialect 2. C3po was just made up

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

The fax machine was invented 33 years before the telephone. (1843 and 1876).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunderland spent longer in the Premier relegation zone than Aston Villa.

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"1. It is impossible for a substance to reach the temperature of absolute zero.

2. You could technically see into the past by placing a massive mirror 1 light year away in space and looking into it through a telescope, in two years time."

Love fact no 2! Let's try it! Lol!!!

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"A female wasp will eat the male after he has shagged her

Mice & rats are all inbreds

Male ants job throughout his short life is to shag the queen no stop."

You would think the other male wasps would have noticed their mates kept dying after shagging a female? (unless wasps shag in private? ? ) and I thought wasps were clever! Just the female wasps clearly!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

You can't buy happiness.

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I can ALWAYS tell what a man's cock is like by looking at his fingers.....never been wrong yet!

Long slim fingers = long thin cock!

Short chubby fingers = short chubby cock!

Long thick fingers = My birthday!!!!

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"I can ALWAYS tell what a man's cock is like by looking at his fingers.....never been wrong yet!

Long slim fingers = long thin cock!

Short chubby fingers = short chubby cock!

Long thick fingers = My birthday!!!! "

From now on, there will no need for cock pics. Just show photos of your fingers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The common house spider can't spin a web, which is why it runs so fast, as that's the only way it can catch its prey..and also so it's not crushed by a newspaper!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can't buy happiness.

"

Wrong...

Have you ever seen someone on a jetski sad?

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

[Removed by poster at 14/05/16 07:30:07]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is illegal to hunt camels in Arizona

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

The top of the Eiffel Tower can move up to 20 cm on a hot sunny day as the metal heats up and expands

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the old cruise liners 1st class cabins were always on the left because they offered the best views, so anyone who bought a 1st class ticket had port out starboard home on their tickets, this was shorted to p.o.s.h, this is where the term posh comes from, "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A ton of feathers weighs a ton..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you eat a teaspoon of sugar after something spicey it completely neutralises the heat,

Apparently all polar bears are left handed "

Thought polar bears had paws?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats are dopey. I just heard meowing and realised cat must have gone in my garage when I mowed the lawn last night. Has been in there all night. Now I've had to go out in my dressing gown and scare the neighbours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have one boob bigger than the other ..

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By *ssexcokMan
over a year ago

southend

Did u know Its not illegal to masturbate on an air plane just frowned upon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have one boob bigger than the other .. "

Really, got the same problem with one of me nuts..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mice & rats are all inbreds

"

How can that possibly be true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did u know Its not illegal to masturbate on an air plane just frowned upon."

Yes and you're the worst pilot we ever saw.

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By *requent_FerryersCouple
over a year ago

Norwich to Great Yarmouth (by river)

A whale's penis is called a dork.

I have will be using that word more often from now on!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A whale's penis is called a dork."

Nope it isn't. Though it's on may web pages saying it is. Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Harrison Ford was a carpenter. Here was offered the party of Han Solo when he turned up at George Lucas office to fix a problem with the office door.

He had already appeared in American Graffiti by then, it is true about him being a carpenter though "

Was he Karen or richard ?

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France


"On the old cruise liners 1st class cabins were always on the left because they offered the best views, so anyone who bought a 1st class ticket had port out starboard home on their tickets, this was shorted to p.o.s.h, this is where the term posh comes from, "

Not actually true; though a common theory; mainly because travellers to Indua seldom booked both an outward and return trip at the same time , and this explanation first surfaced in the 1930s, but the word posh had been in common usage since the 1850s to mean a rich person, and since at least the 1700s when it was just a slang for money.

So most likely comes from a Romany word " posh-houri", which meant halfpenny ; the word posh became the word for money. " He has a lot of posh"......

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By *awtyFrankleMan
over a year ago

Camden

Fifty percent of all photos ever taken, were taken in the last two years.

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

In France you can marry someone who is dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can't buy happiness.

Wrong...

Have you ever seen someone on a jetski sad?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In all dictionaries you can the word underprivileged and it's meaning ...yet in its impossible to find the word overprivileged in the same dictionaries as it does not exist

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over a year ago


"On the old cruise liners 1st class cabins were always on the left because they offered the best views, so anyone who bought a 1st class ticket had port out starboard home on their tickets, this was shorted to p.o.s.h, this is where the term posh comes from,

Not actually true; though a common theory; mainly because travellers to Indua seldom booked both an outward and return trip at the same time , and this explanation first surfaced in the 1930s, but the word posh had been in common usage since the 1850s to mean a rich person, and since at least the 1700s when it was just a slang for money.

So most likely comes from a Romany word " posh-houri", which meant halfpenny ; the word posh became the word for money. " He has a lot of posh"......

"

Both very interesting

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By *r.Genuine OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Such a great thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grandson came out with a cracker, that leads to many questions.

Cow's can only dream upside down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Such a great thread "

There has been a few threads like this in the past

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"In all dictionaries you can the word underprivileged and it's meaning ...yet in its impossible to find the word overprivileged in the same dictionaries as it does not exist "

If it doesn't exist, how did you manage to write it?

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By *r.Genuine OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Such a great thread

There has been a few threads like this in the past"

I presume so

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"In all dictionaries you can the word underprivileged and it's meaning ...yet in its impossible to find the word overprivileged in the same dictionaries as it does not exist "

If I type it into Google it comes up under Dictionary.com, Collinsdictionary.com, oxforddictionaries.com, etc etc etc

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

When the typewriter was invented, the layout of the keys were deliberately put in the QWERTY layout we are familiar with today to slow typists down by spacing the popular keys further away from each other. When a key was pressed, an arm would swing forward towards the paper and the letter shape at the end would hit the ribbon against the paper. Typists got too fast, causing a jam when too many letter arms would collide.

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can't buy happiness.

"

but you can rent it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you can't touch your right elbow with your right hand

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By *ait88Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

Octopuses are alien.

His Little Wrinkly is the end of one of his arms, and he pokes it up one of her nostrils. He has to do this very carefully, because if he puts a foot wrong, she will gobble him up.

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over a year ago


"Octopuses are alien.

His Little Wrinkly is the end of one of his arms, and he pokes it up one of her nostrils. He has to do this very carefully, because if he puts a foot wrong, she will gobble him up.

"

Octopii

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Octopuses are alien.

His Little Wrinkly is the end of one of his arms, and he pokes it up one of her nostrils. He has to do this very carefully, because if he puts a foot wrong, she will gobble him up.

Octopii "

The standard plural in English of octopus is octopuses. However, the word octopus comes from Greek and the Greek plural form octopodes is still occasionally used. The plural form octopi, formed according to rules for some Latin plurals, is incorrect.

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over a year ago


"Mice & rats are all inbreds

How can that possibly be true "

Lab mice come from quite a small gebe pool to standardise each participant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So far 105,000 square kilometres of the sea bed have been searched for missing flight MH370

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over a year ago


"In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be Transported by ship and it was also before the invention of commercial Fertilizers, so large shipments of manure were quite common. It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when Wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, not only did it become heavier, But the process of fermentation began again, of which a byproduct is Methane gas of course. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles You can see what could (and did) happen. Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came Below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM! Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined Just what was happening

After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the Instruction ' Stow high in transit ' on them, which meant for the Sailors to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any water That came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start The production of methane.

Thus evolved the term ' S.H.I.T ' , (Stow High In Transit) which has Come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day. "

Love it

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By *r.Genuine OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Learnt so much from this post haha!!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Octopuses are alien.

His Little Wrinkly is the end of one of his arms, and he pokes it up one of her nostrils. He has to do this very carefully, because if he puts a foot wrong, she will gobble him up.

Octopii

The standard plural in English of octopus is octopuses. However, the word octopus comes from Greek and the Greek plural form octopodes is still occasionally used. The plural form octopi, formed according to rules for some Latin plurals, is incorrect."

Octopussy

Octopussys?

Octopussies?

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Until 1979, to carry out a successful suicide attempt was a criminal offence in Iran, punishable by death.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you look at the stars on a night you are seeing the past, it takes time for the light of a star to reach earth. If there is another civilization out there in the cosmos and they study our sun, they seeing the past and not now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't drink port when your t total

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest


"Octopuses are alien.

His Little Wrinkly is the end of one of his arms, and he pokes it up one of her nostrils. He has to do this very carefully, because if he puts a foot wrong, she will gobble him up.

Octopii

The standard plural in English of octopus is octopuses. However, the word octopus comes from Greek and the Greek plural form octopodes is still occasionally used. The plural form octopi, formed according to rules for some Latin plurals, is incorrect.

Octopussy

Octopussys?

Octopussies?"

Multipus?

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