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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Okay here goes a thread for all including Trolls, Antagonists, Morons, the easily offended and everyone else. Choose your own label.

Hi I'm Knitter and this is intended to be tongue in cheek however if you're too stupid to understand that then I look forward to reading your equally stupid comment below.

I will not fuck White, Black, Asian or any other skin tone not identical to my own. Which is currently slightly green as I drank too much last night hanging out with my gay homophobic ageist racist blue friend.

We were objectifing anyone we considered to be in a minority such as people with 3 heads, purple prickles all over their backs and those fucking losers who think they are the dogs just because they read women's fab profiles. Don't fucking read mine because I don't want to be your friend.

I will not fuck men or women, Tv/Ts, gay or bi so don't message me.

I don't like intelligent people or stupid people I think your all cunts.

I don't like guys with beards or tattoos but you bearded ladies rock.

I won't fuck anyone who is slim, athletic, curvy, ample or fabulous.

No blondes, brunettes, red heads, actually nobody with hair and definitely nobody bald.

Spelling and grammar police good work keep it up. Feel free to comment on this thread as I don't give a rats ass fuck wit.

I will not fuck anyone who is vwe, we, tiny dick, BBW, BBC although I do quite like UNLOS.

I don't want to kiss fuck or avoid you so please do one.

Fab fab fab pics btw peeps loving the work although I won't fuck any of you. Well maybe you poster above wink wink.

Oh I'm married my husband is lovely I'm just a horrible person and shit human being but my girlfriend doesnt seem to mind.

To all the lovely smug couple who play together well fuck you.

To all single men you are losers.

To all single women you are harletts (except you wink wink)

I'm happy to send the first message but it will just say hi or hey. Honestly I can't be bothered to make too much effort so get over yourselves.

I spend my spare time scaring small children and stealing biscuits from old people.

Younger or older is fine but I won't fuck anyone not born on 29th February 1977.

Well I think there should be something there to offend everyone, however if not then I think you're a an ugly horrible CUNT.

So who fancies a fuck FYI I only do bareback.

Happy Swinging

Love and hugs Knitter.

(Aka too sweet )

PS I actually love the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay here goes a thread for all including Trolls, Antagonists, Morons, the easily offended and everyone else. Choose your own label.

Hi I'm Knitter and this is intended to be tongue in cheek however if you're too stupid to understand that then I look forward to reading your equally stupid comment below.

I will not fuck White, Black, Asian or any other skin tone not identical to my own. Which is currently slightly green as I drank too much last night hanging out with my gay homophobic ageist racist blue friend.

We were objectifing anyone we considered to be in a minority such as people with 3 heads, purple prickles all over their backs and those fucking losers who think they are the dogs just because they read women's fab profiles. Don't fucking read mine because I don't want to be your friend.

I will not fuck men or women, Tv/Ts, gay or bi so don't message me.

I don't like intelligent people or stupid people I think your all cunts.

I don't like guys with beards or tattoos but you bearded ladies rock.

I won't fuck anyone who is slim, athletic, curvy, ample or fabulous.

No blondes, brunettes, red heads, actually nobody with hair and definitely nobody bald.

Spelling and grammar police good work keep it up. Feel free to comment on this thread as I don't give a rats ass fuck wit.

I will not fuck anyone who is vwe, we, tiny dick, BBW, BBC although I do quite like UNLOS.

I don't want to kiss fuck or avoid you so please do one.

Fab fab fab pics btw peeps loving the work although I won't fuck any of you. Well maybe you poster above wink wink.

Oh I'm married my husband is lovely I'm just a horrible person and shit human being but my girlfriend doesnt seem to mind.

To all the lovely smug couple who play together well fuck you.

To all single men you are losers.

To all single women you are harletts (except you wink wink)

I'm happy to send the first message but it will just say hi or hey. Honestly I can't be bothered to make too much effort so get over yourselves.

I spend my spare time scaring small children and stealing biscuits from old people.

Younger or older is fine but I won't fuck anyone not born on 29th February 1977.

Well I think there should be something there to offend everyone, however if not then I think you're a an ugly horrible CUNT.

So who fancies a fuck FYI I only do bareback.

Happy Swinging

Love and hugs Knitter.

(Aka too sweet )

PS I actually love the forums

"

I couldn't agree more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay here goes a thread for all including Trolls, Antagonists, Morons, the easily offended and everyone else. Choose your own label.

Hi I'm Knitter and this is intended to be tongue in cheek however if you're too stupid to understand that then I look forward to reading your equally stupid comment below.

I will not fuck White, Black, Asian or any other skin tone not identical to my own. Which is currently slightly green as I drank too much last night hanging out with my gay homophobic ageist racist blue friend.

We were objectifing anyone we considered to be in a minority such as people with 3 heads, purple prickles all over their backs and those fucking losers who think they are the dogs just because they read women's fab profiles. Don't fucking read mine because I don't want to be your friend.

I will not fuck men or women, Tv/Ts, gay or bi so don't message me.

I don't like intelligent people or stupid people I think your all cunts.

I don't like guys with beards or tattoos but you bearded ladies rock.

I won't fuck anyone who is slim, athletic, curvy, ample or fabulous.

No blondes, brunettes, red heads, actually nobody with hair and definitely nobody bald.

Spelling and grammar police good work keep it up. Feel free to comment on this thread as I don't give a rats ass fuck wit.

I will not fuck anyone who is vwe, we, tiny dick, BBW, BBC although I do quite like UNLOS.

I don't want to kiss fuck or avoid you so please do one.

Fab fab fab pics btw peeps loving the work although I won't fuck any of you. Well maybe you poster above wink wink.

Oh I'm married my husband is lovely I'm just a horrible person and shit human being but my girlfriend doesnt seem to mind.

To all the lovely smug couple who play together well fuck you.

To all single men you are losers.

To all single women you are harletts (except you wink wink)

I'm happy to send the first message but it will just say hi or hey. Honestly I can't be bothered to make too much effort so get over yourselves.

I spend my spare time scaring small children and stealing biscuits from old people.

Younger or older is fine but I won't fuck anyone not born on 29th February 1977.

Well I think there should be something there to offend everyone, however if not then I think you're a an ugly horrible CUNT.

So who fancies a fuck FYI I only do bareback.

Happy Swinging

Love and hugs Knitter.

(Aka too sweet )

PS I actually love the forums

"
im in love with you just so u know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do. Although you'll have to stop nicking biccies off the oldies. Mr will be 60 this year and he needs his custard creams.

Sarah

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts

Genius, simply genius

Mr G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I disagree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knitter... im a green alien and have 3 cocks, 4 tongues and 18 fingers... will you fuck me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wots wrong with the gruffolo? xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant...love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay here goes a thread for all including Trolls, Antagonists, Morons, the easily offended and everyone else. Choose your own label.

Hi I'm Knitter and this is intended to be tongue in cheek however if you're too stupid to understand that then I look forward to reading your equally stupid comment below.

I will not fuck White, Black, Asian or any other skin tone not identical to my own. Which is currently slightly green as I drank too much last night hanging out with my gay homophobic ageist racist blue friend.

We were objectifing anyone we considered to be in a minority such as people with 3 heads, purple prickles all over their backs and those fucking losers who think they are the dogs just because they read women's fab profiles. Don't fucking read mine because I don't want to be your friend.

I will not fuck men or women, Tv/Ts, gay or bi so don't message me.

I don't like intelligent people or stupid people I think your all cunts.

I don't like guys with beards or tattoos but you bearded ladies rock.

I won't fuck anyone who is slim, athletic, curvy, ample or fabulous.

No blondes, brunettes, red heads, actually nobody with hair and definitely nobody bald.

Spelling and grammar police good work keep it up. Feel free to comment on this thread as I don't give a rats ass fuck wit.

I will not fuck anyone who is vwe, we, tiny dick, BBW, BBC although I do quite like UNLOS.

I don't want to kiss fuck or avoid you so please do one.

Fab fab fab pics btw peeps loving the work although I won't fuck any of you. Well maybe you poster above wink wink.

Oh I'm married my husband is lovely I'm just a horrible person and shit human being but my girlfriend doesnt seem to mind.

To all the lovely smug couple who play together well fuck you.

To all single men you are losers.

To all single women you are harletts (except you wink wink)

I'm happy to send the first message but it will just say hi or hey. Honestly I can't be bothered to make too much effort so get over yourselves.

I spend my spare time scaring small children and stealing biscuits from old people.

Younger or older is fine but I won't fuck anyone not born on 29th February 1977.

Well I think there should be something there to offend everyone, however if not then I think you're a an ugly horrible CUNT.

So who fancies a fuck FYI I only do bareback.

Happy Swinging

Love and hugs Knitter.

(Aka too sweet )

PS I actually love the forums

"

Ditto...and i also hate people who say ditto

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By *cjoyCouple
over a year ago

Galway

Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are a total cow, I think I love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are really really really offended!!!!

But as its you Knitter you are 110% forgiven and we still want to snuck you!! xxx

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. THE MOORLANDS. BARMOUTH.


"Okay here goes a thread for all including Trolls, Antagonists, Morons, the easily offended and everyone else. Choose your own label.

Hi I'm Knitter and this is intended to be tongue in cheek however if you're too stupid to understand that then I look forward to reading your equally stupid comment below.

I will not fuck White, Black, Asian or any other skin tone not identical to my own. Which is currently slightly green as I drank too much last night hanging out with my gay homophobic ageist racist blue friend.

We were objectifing anyone we considered to be in a minority such as people with 3 heads, purple prickles all over their backs and those fucking losers who think they are the dogs just because they read women's fab profiles. Don't fucking read mine because I don't want to be your friend.

I will not fuck men or women, Tv/Ts, gay or bi so don't message me.

I don't like intelligent people or stupid people I think your all cunts.

I don't like guys with beards or tattoos but you bearded ladies rock.

I won't fuck anyone who is slim, athletic, curvy, ample or fabulous.

No blondes, brunettes, red heads, actually nobody with hair and definitely nobody bald.

Spelling and grammar police good work keep it up. Feel free to comment on this thread as I don't give a rats ass fuck wit.

I will not fuck anyone who is vwe, we, tiny dick, BBW, BBC although I do quite like UNLOS.

I don't want to kiss fuck or avoid you so please do one.

Fab fab fab pics btw peeps loving the work although I won't fuck any of you. Well maybe you poster above wink wink.

Oh I'm married my husband is lovely I'm just a horrible person and shit human being but my girlfriend doesnt seem to mind.

To all the lovely smug couple who play together well fuck you.

To all single men you are losers.

To all single women you are harletts (except you wink wink)

I'm happy to send the first message but it will just say hi or hey. Honestly I can't be bothered to make too much effort so get over yourselves.

I spend my spare time scaring small children and stealing biscuits from old people.

Younger or older is fine but I won't fuck anyone not born on 29th February 1977.

Well I think there should be something there to offend everyone, however if not then I think you're a an ugly horrible CUNT.

So who fancies a fuck FYI I only do bareback.

Happy Swinging

Love and hugs Knitter.

(Aka too sweet )

PS I actually love the forums

Ditto...and i also hate people who say ditto"

Ditto ..... xxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tl;dr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think that totally sums up fab!!!

I should also add I wouldn't fuck anyone who spends wayyyy to much time on the forums boosting they're own egos, if it needs polishing that much, you can fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay here goes a thread for all including Trolls, Antagonists, Morons, the easily offended and everyone else. Choose your own label.

Hi I'm Knitter and this is intended to be tongue in cheek however if you're too stupid to understand that then I look forward to reading your equally stupid comment below.

I will not fuck White, Black, Asian or any other skin tone not identical to my own. Which is currently slightly green as I drank too much last night hanging out with my gay homophobic ageist racist blue friend.

We were objectifing anyone we considered to be in a minority such as people with 3 heads, purple prickles all over their backs and those fucking losers who think they are the dogs just because they read women's fab profiles. Don't fucking read mine because I don't want to be your friend.

I will not fuck men or women, Tv/Ts, gay or bi so don't message me.

I don't like intelligent people or stupid people I think your all cunts.

I don't like guys with beards or tattoos but you bearded ladies rock.

I won't fuck anyone who is slim, athletic, curvy, ample or fabulous.

No blondes, brunettes, red heads, actually nobody with hair and definitely nobody bald.

Spelling and grammar police good work keep it up. Feel free to comment on this thread as I don't give a rats ass fuck wit.

I will not fuck anyone who is vwe, we, tiny dick, BBW, BBC although I do quite like UNLOS.

I don't want to kiss fuck or avoid you so please do one.

Fab fab fab pics btw peeps loving the work although I won't fuck any of you. Well maybe you poster above wink wink.

Oh I'm married my husband is lovely I'm just a horrible person and shit human being but my girlfriend doesnt seem to mind.

To all the lovely smug couple who play together well fuck you.

To all single men you are losers.

To all single women you are harletts (except you wink wink)

I'm happy to send the first message but it will just say hi or hey. Honestly I can't be bothered to make too much effort so get over yourselves.

I spend my spare time scaring small children and stealing biscuits from old people.

Younger or older is fine but I won't fuck anyone not born on 29th February 1977.

Well I think there should be something there to offend everyone, however if not then I think you're a an ugly horrible CUNT.

So who fancies a fuck FYI I only do bareback.

Happy Swinging

Love and hugs Knitter.

(Aka too sweet )

PS I actually love the forums

"

This. And I hate kittens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *oluptuousWetOneWoman
over a year ago

Wokingham / Reading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay here goes a thread for all including Trolls, Antagonists, Morons, the easily offended and everyone else. Choose your own label.

Hi I'm Knitter and this is intended to be tongue in cheek however if you're too stupid to understand that then I look forward to reading your equally stupid comment below.

I will not fuck White, Black, Asian or any other skin tone not identical to my own. Which is currently slightly green as I drank too much last night hanging out with my gay homophobic ageist racist blue friend.

We were objectifing anyone we considered to be in a minority such as people with 3 heads, purple prickles all over their backs and those fucking losers who think they are the dogs just because they read women's fab profiles. Don't fucking read mine because I don't want to be your friend.

I will not fuck men or women, Tv/Ts, gay or bi so don't message me.

I don't like intelligent people or stupid people I think your all cunts.

I don't like guys with beards or tattoos but you bearded ladies rock.

I won't fuck anyone who is slim, athletic, curvy, ample or fabulous.

No blondes, brunettes, red heads, actually nobody with hair and definitely nobody bald.

Spelling and grammar police good work keep it up. Feel free to comment on this thread as I don't give a rats ass fuck wit.

I will not fuck anyone who is vwe, we, tiny dick, BBW, BBC although I do quite like UNLOS.

I don't want to kiss fuck or avoid you so please do one.

Fab fab fab pics btw peeps loving the work although I won't fuck any of you. Well maybe you poster above wink wink.

Oh I'm married my husband is lovely I'm just a horrible person and shit human being but my girlfriend doesnt seem to mind.

To all the lovely smug couple who play together well fuck you.

To all single men you are losers.

To all single women you are harletts (except you wink wink)

I'm happy to send the first message but it will just say hi or hey. Honestly I can't be bothered to make too much effort so get over yourselves.

I spend my spare time scaring small children and stealing biscuits from old people.

Younger or older is fine but I won't fuck anyone not born on 29th February 1977.

Well I think there should be something there to offend everyone, however if not then I think you're a an ugly horrible CUNT.

So who fancies a fuck FYI I only do bareback.

Happy Swinging

Love and hugs Knitter.

(Aka too sweet )

PS I actually love the forums

"

You sure you got everything there? I can't help thinking you've forgotten something........Love it!!!! Curvy Cuddles Miss Knitter. You do make me giggle. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You had me at hello

Yours truly all of the above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sound lovely fancy a social?

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Are you a timewaster knitter?

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By *parkly MittensWoman
over a year ago

My own little world

This is amazing. That has made my day

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Sorry, must try harder - I'm not the slightest bit offended. I have grown up sons!!!!!

PS Think your fabulous xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucking adore you Knitter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only a woman has the time and inclination to come up with such pointless drivel

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Stop leading me on. Fucking tease.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only a woman has the time and inclination to come up with such pointless drivel"

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm deeply and utterly offended by this post....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You forgot to ask "What's wrong with my profile - I've been on this site for 5mins and still haven't had a shag?"

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Only a woman has the time and inclination to come up with such pointless drivel"

We know that's why we are awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well shit. I'm an 8 headed Chameleon man do I'm screwed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to report you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me you are so sexy when you get mad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do. Although you'll have to stop nicking biccies off the oldies. Mr will be 60 this year and he needs his custard creams.

Sarah "

Mmmmmm custard creams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay here goes a thread for all including Trolls, Antagonists, Morons, the easily offended and everyone else. Choose your own label.

Hi I'm Knitter and this is intended to be tongue in cheek however if you're too stupid to understand that then I look forward to reading your equally stupid comment below.

I will not fuck White, Black, Asian or any other skin tone not identical to my own. Which is currently slightly green as I drank too much last night hanging out with my gay homophobic ageist racist blue friend.

We were objectifing anyone we considered to be in a minority such as people with 3 heads, purple prickles all over their backs and those fucking losers who think they are the dogs just because they read women's fab profiles. Don't fucking read mine because I don't want to be your friend.

I will not fuck men or women, Tv/Ts, gay or bi so don't message me.

I don't like intelligent people or stupid people I think your all cunts.

I don't like guys with beards or tattoos but you bearded ladies rock.

I won't fuck anyone who is slim, athletic, curvy, ample or fabulous.

No blondes, brunettes, red heads, actually nobody with hair and definitely nobody bald.

Spelling and grammar police good work keep it up. Feel free to comment on this thread as I don't give a rats ass fuck wit.

I will not fuck anyone who is vwe, we, tiny dick, BBW, BBC although I do quite like UNLOS.

I don't want to kiss fuck or avoid you so please do one.

Fab fab fab pics btw peeps loving the work although I won't fuck any of you. Well maybe you poster above wink wink.

Oh I'm married my husband is lovely I'm just a horrible person and shit human being but my girlfriend doesnt seem to mind.

To all the lovely smug couple who play together well fuck you.

To all single men you are losers.

To all single women you are harletts (except you wink wink)

I'm happy to send the first message but it will just say hi or hey. Honestly I can't be bothered to make too much effort so get over yourselves.

I spend my spare time scaring small children and stealing biscuits from old people.

Younger or older is fine but I won't fuck anyone not born on 29th February 1977.

Well I think there should be something there to offend everyone, however if not then I think you're a an ugly horrible CUNT.

So who fancies a fuck FYI I only do bareback.

Happy Swinging

Love and hugs Knitter.

(Aka too sweet )

PS I actually love the forums

"

Fuck you very much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it a quiet day at work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's the men in white shining armour xxxx thanks knitter that was brilliant xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay here goes a thread for all including Trolls, Antagonists, Morons, the easily offended and everyone else. Choose your own label.

Hi I'm Knitter and this is intended to be tongue in cheek however if you're too stupid to understand that then I look forward to reading your equally stupid comment below.

I will not fuck White, Black, Asian or any other skin tone not identical to my own. Which is currently slightly green as I drank too much last night hanging out with my gay homophobic ageist racist blue friend.

We were objectifing anyone we considered to be in a minority such as people with 3 heads, purple prickles all over their backs and those fucking losers who think they are the dogs just because they read women's fab profiles. Don't fucking read mine because I don't want to be your friend.

I will not fuck men or women, Tv/Ts, gay or bi so don't message me.

I don't like intelligent people or stupid people I think your all cunts.

I don't like guys with beards or tattoos but you bearded ladies rock.

I won't fuck anyone who is slim, athletic, curvy, ample or fabulous.

No blondes, brunettes, red heads, actually nobody with hair and definitely nobody bald.

Spelling and grammar police good work keep it up. Feel free to comment on this thread as I don't give a rats ass fuck wit.

I will not fuck anyone who is vwe, we, tiny dick, BBW, BBC although I do quite like UNLOS.

I don't want to kiss fuck or avoid you so please do one.

Fab fab fab pics btw peeps loving the work although I won't fuck any of you. Well maybe you poster above wink wink.

Oh I'm married my husband is lovely I'm just a horrible person and shit human being but my girlfriend doesnt seem to mind.

To all the lovely smug couple who play together well fuck you.

To all single men you are losers.

To all single women you are harletts (except you wink wink)

I'm happy to send the first message but it will just say hi or hey. Honestly I can't be bothered to make too much effort so get over yourselves.

I spend my spare time scaring small children and stealing biscuits from old people.

Younger or older is fine but I won't fuck anyone not born on 29th February 1977.

Well I think there should be something there to offend everyone, however if not then I think you're a an ugly horrible CUNT.

So who fancies a fuck FYI I only do bareback.

Happy Swinging

Love and hugs Knitter.

(Aka too sweet )

PS I actually love the forums

"

Thursday was rant day, as well you know young lady.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I'm offended, only because your post didn't actually offend me. You need to try harder, next time!

*mutters* Wasted 5 whole minutes of my life that I'll never get back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm offended, only because your post didn't actually offend me. You need to try harder, next time!

*mutters* Wasted 5 whole minutes of my life that I'll never get back.

"

Is muttering actually talking to you're self ergo a bit mad

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"I'm offended, only because your post didn't actually offend me. You need to try harder, next time!

*mutters* Wasted 5 whole minutes of my life that I'll never get back.

Is muttering actually talking to you're self ergo a bit mad "

I was actually muttering to my imaginary friend. Now they were offended by the thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only a woman has the time and inclination to come up with such pointless drivel"
some women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fan of your words..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biatch!!!!

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

I'm only a 5. Am I allowed to read this thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought I was the only one who likes UNLOS. They are rarer than unicorns! You hear about them a lot, but has anyone ever met one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Could all those I have not managed to offend please form an orderly queue and I'll get right on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This. And I hate kittens. "

Wow wow wow there is a line you know

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"Could all those I have not managed to offend please form an orderly queue and I'll get right on it "

I'm first xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay here goes a thread for all including Trolls, Antagonists, Morons, the easily offended and everyone else. Choose your own label.

Hi I'm Knitter and this is intended to be tongue in cheek however if you're too stupid to understand that then I look forward to reading your equally stupid comment below.

I will not fuck White, Black, Asian or any other skin tone not identical to my own. Which is currently slightly green as I drank too much last night hanging out with my gay homophobic ageist racist blue friend.

"

Bloody green people, coming here, stealing our vegetables.

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By *not69Man
over a year ago

Lancashire


"I do. Although you'll have to stop nicking biccies off the oldies. Mr will be 60 this year and he needs his custard creams.

Sarah "

My need for custard creams is greater haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could all those I have not managed to offend please form an orderly queue and I'll get right on it

I'm first xx"

I prefer Pooh Bear

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By *not69Man
over a year ago

Lancashire


"Could all those I have not managed to offend please form an orderly queue and I'll get right on it

I'm first xx"

I'll share first with you, 3 is much more fun than 2

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Okay here goes a thread for all including Trolls, Antagonists, Morons, the easily offended and everyone else. Choose your own label.

Hi I'm Knitter and this is intended to be tongue in cheek however if you're too stupid to understand that then I look forward to reading your equally stupid comment below.

I will not fuck White, Black, Asian or any other skin tone not identical to my own. Which is currently slightly green as I drank too much last night hanging out with my gay homophobic ageist racist blue friend.

Bloody green people, coming here, stealing our vegetables."

Yes well all you normal coloured people seem to want to do is insert them into yourselves

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do. Although you'll have to stop nicking biccies off the oldies. Mr will be 60 this year and he needs his custard creams.

Sarah

My need for custard creams is greater haha "

No biscuits for you "get out"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You didn't offend the Glaswegians so I'll stand here in line and wait for your tirade of angst no doubt brewing at the bottom of your ickle toes !!

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By *edheadsruleCouple
over a year ago

lancashire

Well spank my arse and call me daddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This. And I hate kittens.

Wow wow wow there is a line you know "

I don't know why anyone would say that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't been this offended since like,10 minutes ago!

Outrageous!

*Stomps off to find another thread to be outraged by*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You didn't offend the Glaswegians so I'll stand here in line and wait for your tirade of angst no doubt brewing at the bottom of your ickle toes !! "

I have nothing bad to say about Glaswegians you big sissy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well spank my arse and call me daddy "

No fuck off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This. And I hate kittens.

Wow wow wow there is a line you know

I don't know why anyone would say that. "

you have pretty hair.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haven't been this offended since like,10 minutes ago!

Outrageous!

*Stomps off to find another thread to be outraged by*

"

Hmmm big girls blouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This. And I hate kittens.

Wow wow wow there is a line you know

I don't know why anyone would say that.

you have pretty hair."

You know how to cheer me up.

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By *herbert fountainWoman
over a year ago

Hanley

I think I'm offended....but don't know why

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm still in two minds over the next one. I agree about the messages and pics.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I'm offended....but don't know why "

There is just no helping some people

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm still in two minds over the next one. I agree about the messages and pics."

Good good carry on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haven't been this offended since like,10 minutes ago!

Outrageous!

*Stomps off to find another thread to be outraged by*

Hmmm big girls blouse "

*Sobs into my microwave meal for one.. * It needed some salt anyway...

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"Could all those I have not managed to offend please form an orderly queue and I'll get right on it

I'm first xx

I prefer Pooh Bear "

Please yourself lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You didn't offend the Glaswegians so I'll stand here in line and wait for your tirade of angst no doubt brewing at the bottom of your ickle toes !!

I have nothing bad to say about Glaswegians you big sissy "

Sissy... SISSY!!! I'm pure affronted!!!!

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop


"Okay here goes a thread for all including Trolls, Antagonists, Morons, the easily offended and everyone else. Choose your own label.

Hi I'm Knitter and this is intended to be tongue in cheek however if you're too stupid to understand that then I look forward to reading your equally stupid comment below.

I will not fuck White, Black, Asian or any other skin tone not identical to my own. Which is currently slightly green as I drank too much last night hanging out with my gay homophobic ageist racist blue friend.

We were objectifing anyone we considered to be in a minority such as people with 3 heads, purple prickles all over their backs and those fucking losers who think they are the dogs just because they read women's fab profiles. Don't fucking read mine because I don't want to be your friend.

I will not fuck men or women, Tv/Ts, gay or bi so don't message me.

I don't like intelligent people or stupid people I think your all cunts.

I don't like guys with beards or tattoos but you bearded ladies rock.

I won't fuck anyone who is slim, athletic, curvy, ample or fabulous.

No blondes, brunettes, red heads, actually nobody with hair and definitely nobody bald.

Spelling and grammar police good work keep it up. Feel free to comment on this thread as I don't give a rats ass fuck wit.

I will not fuck anyone who is vwe, we, tiny dick, BBW, BBC although I do quite like UNLOS.

I don't want to kiss fuck or avoid you so please do one.

Fab fab fab pics btw peeps loving the work although I won't fuck any of you. Well maybe you poster above wink wink.

Oh I'm married my husband is lovely I'm just a horrible person and shit human being but my girlfriend doesnt seem to mind.

To all the lovely smug couple who play together well fuck you.

To all single men you are losers.

To all single women you are harletts (except you wink wink)

I'm happy to send the first message but it will just say hi or hey. Honestly I can't be bothered to make too much effort so get over yourselves.

I spend my spare time scaring small children and stealing biscuits from old people.

Younger or older is fine but I won't fuck anyone not born on 29th February 1977.

Well I think there should be something there to offend everyone, however if not then I think you're a an ugly horrible CUNT.

So who fancies a fuck FYI I only do bareback.

Happy Swinging

Love and hugs Knitter.

(Aka too sweet )

PS I actually love the forums

"

I think I love you right now!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haven't been this offended since like,10 minutes ago!

Outrageous!

*Stomps off to find another thread to be outraged by*

Hmmm big girls blouse

*Sobs into my microwave meal for one.. * It needed some salt anyway... "

Please go find Mr P Bear and sit with him so that you can be sissy's together.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could all those I have not managed to offend please form an orderly queue and I'll get right on it

I'm first xx

I prefer Pooh Bear

Please yourself lol xx"

I also prefer the grumpy donkey

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop


"

This. And I hate kittens. "

There's a line lady....and you have crossed it!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You didn't offend the Glaswegians so I'll stand here in line and wait for your tirade of angst no doubt brewing at the bottom of your ickle toes !!

I have nothing bad to say about Glaswegians you big sissy

Sissy... SISSY!!! I'm pure affronted!!!! "

Go find Brucelee you can comfort each other and share his overly salted meal.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Okay here goes a thread for all including Trolls, Antagonists, Morons, the easily offended and everyone else. Choose your own label.

Hi I'm Knitter and this is intended to be tongue in cheek however if you're too stupid to understand that then I look forward to reading your equally stupid comment below.

I will not fuck White, Black, Asian or any other skin tone not identical to my own. Which is currently slightly green as I drank too much last night hanging out with my gay homophobic ageist racist blue friend.

We were objectifing anyone we considered to be in a minority such as people with 3 heads, purple prickles all over their backs and those fucking losers who think they are the dogs just because they read women's fab profiles. Don't fucking read mine because I don't want to be your friend.

I will not fuck men or women, Tv/Ts, gay or bi so don't message me.

I don't like intelligent people or stupid people I think your all cunts.

I don't like guys with beards or tattoos but you bearded ladies rock.

I won't fuck anyone who is slim, athletic, curvy, ample or fabulous.

No blondes, brunettes, red heads, actually nobody with hair and definitely nobody bald.

Spelling and grammar police good work keep it up. Feel free to comment on this thread as I don't give a rats ass fuck wit.

I will not fuck anyone who is vwe, we, tiny dick, BBW, BBC although I do quite like UNLOS.

I don't want to kiss fuck or avoid you so please do one.

Fab fab fab pics btw peeps loving the work although I won't fuck any of you. Well maybe you poster above wink wink.

Oh I'm married my husband is lovely I'm just a horrible person and shit human being but my girlfriend doesnt seem to mind.

To all the lovely smug couple who play together well fuck you.

To all single men you are losers.

To all single women you are harletts (except you wink wink)

I'm happy to send the first message but it will just say hi or hey. Honestly I can't be bothered to make too much effort so get over yourselves.

I spend my spare time scaring small children and stealing biscuits from old people.

Younger or older is fine but I won't fuck anyone not born on 29th February 1977.

Well I think there should be something there to offend everyone, however if not then I think you're a an ugly horrible CUNT.

So who fancies a fuck FYI I only do bareback.

Happy Swinging

Love and hugs Knitter.

(Aka too sweet )

PS I actually love the forums

"

Tl;dr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

This. And I hate kittens.

There's a line lady....and you have crossed it!! "

That's what I said some people

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Okay here goes a thread for all including Trolls, Antagonists, Morons, the easily offended and everyone else. Choose your own label.

Hi I'm Knitter and this is intended to be tongue in cheek however if you're too stupid to understand that then I look forward to reading your equally stupid comment below.

I will not fuck White, Black, Asian or any other skin tone not identical to my own. Which is currently slightly green as I drank too much last night hanging out with my gay homophobic ageist racist blue friend.

We were objectifing anyone we considered to be in a minority such as people with 3 heads, purple prickles all over their backs and those fucking losers who think they are the dogs just because they read women's fab profiles. Don't fucking read mine because I don't want to be your friend.

I will not fuck men or women, Tv/Ts, gay or bi so don't message me.

I don't like intelligent people or stupid people I think your all cunts.

I don't like guys with beards or tattoos but you bearded ladies rock.

I won't fuck anyone who is slim, athletic, curvy, ample or fabulous.

No blondes, brunettes, red heads, actually nobody with hair and definitely nobody bald.

Spelling and grammar police good work keep it up. Feel free to comment on this thread as I don't give a rats ass fuck wit.

I will not fuck anyone who is vwe, we, tiny dick, BBW, BBC although I do quite like UNLOS.

I don't want to kiss fuck or avoid you so please do one.

Fab fab fab pics btw peeps loving the work although I won't fuck any of you. Well maybe you poster above wink wink.

Oh I'm married my husband is lovely I'm just a horrible person and shit human being but my girlfriend doesnt seem to mind.

To all the lovely smug couple who play together well fuck you.

To all single men you are losers.

To all single women you are harletts (except you wink wink)

I'm happy to send the first message but it will just say hi or hey. Honestly I can't be bothered to make too much effort so get over yourselves.

I spend my spare time scaring small children and stealing biscuits from old people.

Younger or older is fine but I won't fuck anyone not born on 29th February 1977.

Well I think there should be something there to offend everyone, however if not then I think you're a an ugly horrible CUNT.

So who fancies a fuck FYI I only do bareback.

Happy Swinging

Love and hugs Knitter.

(Aka too sweet )

PS I actually love the forums

Tl;dr"

You're so cute. Is it true your shy in bed? I heard that somewhere

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop


"

This. And I hate kittens.

There's a line lady....and you have crossed it!!

That's what I said some people "

I know!! Won't someone think of the kittens!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least your honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You didn't offend the Glaswegians so I'll stand here in line and wait for your tirade of angst no doubt brewing at the bottom of your ickle toes !!

I have nothing bad to say about Glaswegians you big sissy

Sissy... SISSY!!! I'm pure affronted!!!!

Go find Brucelee you can comfort each other and share his overly salted meal."

You can go off some people you know!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've got a beard .. A lady who I love and live with .. I'm awesome ..and smug ., won't go north of Watford ... So ner PS I'm really old as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a girl who plays hard to get. Lol.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

And I try not to offend anyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At least your honest "

Yes yes I am

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can go off some people you know! "

Meh you still want to fuck me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You didn't offend the Glaswegians so I'll stand here in line and wait for your tirade of angst no doubt brewing at the bottom of your ickle toes !!

I have nothing bad to say about Glaswegians you big sissy

Sissy... SISSY!!! I'm pure affronted!!!!

Go find Brucelee you can comfort each other and share his overly salted meal."

Microwave meal for ONE.....Pfft,some people!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" "

Words please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got a beard .. A lady who I love and live with .. I'm awesome ..and smug ., won't go north of Watford ... So ner PS I'm really old as well "

I hate show offs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love a girl who plays hard to get. Lol. "

Come across many do you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well knitter, what about us Welsh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You didn't offend the Glaswegians so I'll stand here in line and wait for your tirade of angst no doubt brewing at the bottom of your ickle toes !!

I have nothing bad to say about Glaswegians you big sissy

Sissy... SISSY!!! I'm pure affronted!!!!

Go find Brucelee you can comfort each other and share his overly salted meal.

Microwave meal for ONE.....Pfft,some people! "

Yes but being a sissy I doubt you'll eat the whole thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well knitter, what about us Welsh? "

Love Welsh people hate your hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well knitter, what about us Welsh?

Love Welsh people hate your hat "

that's not what you said the other day. Well, I hate your 11 toes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nobody can say ya never told them eh gorgeous xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now just get that button fixed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well knitter, what about us Welsh?

Love Welsh people hate your hat

that's not what you said the other day. Well, I hate your 11 toes "

Your just jealous cause the extra one is bigger than your penis

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"nobody can say ya never told them eh gorgeous xx"

I like to think I'm managing expectations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well knitter, what about us Welsh?

Love Welsh people hate your hat

that's not what you said the other day. Well, I hate your 11 toes

Your just jealous cause the extra one is bigger than your penis "

Who wouldn't be. You got all the foot fetish guys lining up just to suck on that toe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay here goes a thread for all including Trolls, Antagonists, Morons, the easily offended and everyone else. Choose your own label.

Hi I'm Knitter and this is intended to be tongue in cheek however if you're too stupid to understand that then I look forward to reading your equally stupid comment below.

I will not fuck White, Black, Asian or any other skin tone not identical to my own. Which is currently slightly green as I drank too much last night hanging out with my gay homophobic ageist racist blue friend.

We were objectifing anyone we considered to be in a minority such as people with 3 heads, purple prickles all over their backs and those fucking losers who think they are the dogs just because they read women's fab profiles. Don't fucking read mine because I don't want to be your friend.

I will not fuck men or women, Tv/Ts, gay or bi so don't message me.

I don't like intelligent people or stupid people I think your all cunts.

I don't like guys with beards or tattoos but you bearded ladies rock.

I won't fuck anyone who is slim, athletic, curvy, ample or fabulous.

No blondes, brunettes, red heads, actually nobody with hair and definitely nobody bald.

Spelling and grammar police good work keep it up. Feel free to comment on this thread as I don't give a rats ass fuck wit.

I will not fuck anyone who is vwe, we, tiny dick, BBW, BBC although I do quite like UNLOS.

I don't want to kiss fuck or avoid you so please do one.

Fab fab fab pics btw peeps loving the work although I won't fuck any of you. Well maybe you poster above wink wink.

Oh I'm married my husband is lovely I'm just a horrible person and shit human being but my girlfriend doesnt seem to mind.

To all the lovely smug couple who play together well fuck you.

To all single men you are losers.

To all single women you are harletts (except you wink wink)

I'm happy to send the first message but it will just say hi or hey. Honestly I can't be bothered to make too much effort so get over yourselves.

I spend my spare time scaring small children and stealing biscuits from old people.

Younger or older is fine but I won't fuck anyone not born on 29th February 1977.

Well I think there should be something there to offend everyone, however if not then I think you're a an ugly horrible CUNT.

So who fancies a fuck FYI I only do bareback.

Happy Swinging

Love and hugs Knitter.

(Aka too sweet )

PS I actually love the forums

Ditto...and i also hate people who say ditto"
I'm the same. Can't stand sheep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once more knitter you rock! Made me belly laugh. Have you thought about teaching classes in satire?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can go off some people you know!

Meh you still want to fuck me "

Just don't call me sissy when i do!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still waiting to be offended

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well knitter, what about us Welsh?

Love Welsh people hate your hat

that's not what you said the other day. Well, I hate your 11 toes

Your just jealous cause the extra one is bigger than your penis

Who wouldn't be. You got all the foot fetish guys lining up just to suck on that toe"

As you well know they are all locked in the cellar. Btw is it comfy down there?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

You're the sweetest of fabbers mwah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm the same. Can't stand sheep "

That's not what I heard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Once more knitter you rock! Made me belly laugh. Have you thought about teaching classes in satire? "

Meh your just saying that to get in my pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well knitter, what about us Welsh?

Love Welsh people hate your hat

that's not what you said the other day. Well, I hate your 11 toes

Your just jealous cause the extra one is bigger than your penis

Who wouldn't be. You got all the foot fetish guys lining up just to suck on that toe

As you well know they are all locked in the cellar. Btw is it comfy down there?"

It's a bit damp, but the one mattress you gave us is comfy. I think I found your old BDSM gear though. You kinky sod

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can go off some people you know!

Meh you still want to fuck me

Just don't call me sissy when i do!!!! "

I'll call you what I like biatch and you'll like it

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Okay here goes a thread for all including Trolls, Antagonists, Morons, the easily offended and everyone else. Choose your own label.

Hi I'm Knitter and this is intended to be tongue in cheek however if you're too stupid to understand that then I look forward to reading your equally stupid comment below.

I will not fuck White, Black, Asian or any other skin tone not identical to my own. Which is currently slightly green as I drank too much last night hanging out with my gay homophobic ageist racist blue friend.

We were objectifing anyone we considered to be in a minority such as people with 3 heads, purple prickles all over their backs and those fucking losers who think they are the dogs just because they read women's fab profiles. Don't fucking read mine because I don't want to be your friend.

I will not fuck men or women, Tv/Ts, gay or bi so don't message me.

I don't like intelligent people or stupid people I think your all cunts.

I don't like guys with beards or tattoos but you bearded ladies rock.

I won't fuck anyone who is slim, athletic, curvy, ample or fabulous.

No blondes, brunettes, red heads, actually nobody with hair and definitely nobody bald.

Spelling and grammar police good work keep it up. Feel free to comment on this thread as I don't give a rats ass fuck wit.

I will not fuck anyone who is vwe, we, tiny dick, BBW, BBC although I do quite like UNLOS.

I don't want to kiss fuck or avoid you so please do one.

Fab fab fab pics btw peeps loving the work although I won't fuck any of you. Well maybe you poster above wink wink.

Oh I'm married my husband is lovely I'm just a horrible person and shit human being but my girlfriend doesnt seem to mind.

To all the lovely smug couple who play together well fuck you.

To all single men you are losers.

To all single women you are harletts (except you wink wink)

I'm happy to send the first message but it will just say hi or hey. Honestly I can't be bothered to make too much effort so get over yourselves.

I spend my spare time scaring small children and stealing biscuits from old people.

Younger or older is fine but I won't fuck anyone not born on 29th February 1977.

Well I think there should be something there to offend everyone, however if not then I think you're a an ugly horrible CUNT.

So who fancies a fuck FYI I only do bareback.

Happy Swinging

Love and hugs Knitter.

(Aka too sweet )

PS I actually love the forums

Ditto...and i also hate people who say ditto

Ditto ..... xxxx Suzi"
same here

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over a year ago


"I'm still waiting to be offended "

Okay I didn't want to have to do this but I'm calling you out lady. You are far from innocent

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're the sweetest of fabbers mwah"

Fuck off smiler

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well knitter, what about us Welsh?

Love Welsh people hate your hat

that's not what you said the other day. Well, I hate your 11 toes

Your just jealous cause the extra one is bigger than your penis

Who wouldn't be. You got all the foot fetish guys lining up just to suck on that toe

As you well know they are all locked in the cellar. Btw is it comfy down there?

It's a bit damp, but the one mattress you gave us is comfy. I think I found your old BDSM gear though. You kinky sod"

Put it back child those are for the grown ups

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still waiting to be offended

Okay I didn't want to have to do this but I'm calling you out lady. You are far from innocent "

You taught me everything I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well knitter, what about us Welsh?

Love Welsh people hate your hat

that's not what you said the other day. Well, I hate your 11 toes

Your just jealous cause the extra one is bigger than your penis

Who wouldn't be. You got all the foot fetish guys lining up just to suck on that toe

As you well know they are all locked in the cellar. Btw is it comfy down there?

It's a bit damp, but the one mattress you gave us is comfy. I think I found your old BDSM gear though. You kinky sod

Put it back child those are for the grown ups "

I no wanna. I'm gonna wear it and run around and paddle the others

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm still waiting to be offended

Okay I didn't want to have to do this but I'm calling you out lady. You are far from innocent

You taught me everything I know "

Schhhhh dear everyone will want lessons.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well knitter, what about us Welsh?

Love Welsh people hate your hat

that's not what you said the other day. Well, I hate your 11 toes

Your just jealous cause the extra one is bigger than your penis

Who wouldn't be. You got all the foot fetish guys lining up just to suck on that toe

As you well know they are all locked in the cellar. Btw is it comfy down there?

It's a bit damp, but the one mattress you gave us is comfy. I think I found your old BDSM gear though. You kinky sod

Put it back child those are for the grown ups

I no wanna. I'm gonna wear it and run around and paddle the others"

naughty step 20 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/05/16 17:19:42]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well knitter, what about us Welsh?

Love Welsh people hate your hat

that's not what you said the other day. Well, I hate your 11 toes

Your just jealous cause the extra one is bigger than your penis

Who wouldn't be. You got all the foot fetish guys lining up just to suck on that toe

As you well know they are all locked in the cellar. Btw is it comfy down there?

It's a bit damp, but the one mattress you gave us is comfy. I think I found your old BDSM gear though. You kinky sod

Put it back child those are for the grown ups

I no wanna. I'm gonna wear it and run around and paddle the others

naughty step 20 minutes "

Just aslong as it involves a spanking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 13/05/16 17:19:42]"

Speechless

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" naughty step 20 minutes

Just aslong as it involves a spanking "

Hush now and let the adults talk and take that stupid fucking hat off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay here goes a thread for all including Trolls, Antagonists, Morons, the easily offended and everyone else. Choose your own label.

Hi I'm Knitter and this is intended to be tongue in cheek however if you're too stupid to understand that then I look forward to reading your equally stupid comment below.

I will not fuck White, Black, Asian or any other skin tone not identical to my own. Which is currently slightly green as I drank too much last night hanging out with my gay homophobic ageist racist blue friend.

We were objectifing anyone we considered to be in a minority such as people with 3 heads, purple prickles all over their backs and those fucking losers who think they are the dogs just because they read women's fab profiles. Don't fucking read mine because I don't want to be your friend.

I will not fuck men or women, Tv/Ts, gay or bi so don't message me.

I don't like intelligent people or stupid people I think your all cunts.

I don't like guys with beards or tattoos but you bearded ladies rock.

I won't fuck anyone who is slim, athletic, curvy, ample or fabulous.

No blondes, brunettes, red heads, actually nobody with hair and definitely nobody bald.

Spelling and grammar police good work keep it up. Feel free to comment on this thread as I don't give a rats ass fuck wit.

I will not fuck anyone who is vwe, we, tiny dick, BBW, BBC although I do quite like UNLOS.

I don't want to kiss fuck or avoid you so please do one.

Fab fab fab pics btw peeps loving the work although I won't fuck any of you. Well maybe you poster above wink wink.

Oh I'm married my husband is lovely I'm just a horrible person and shit human being but my girlfriend doesnt seem to mind.

To all the lovely smug couple who play together well fuck you.

To all single men you are losers.

To all single women you are harletts (except you wink wink)

I'm happy to send the first message but it will just say hi or hey. Honestly I can't be bothered to make too much effort so get over yourselves.

I spend my spare time scaring small children and stealing biscuits from old people.

Younger or older is fine but I won't fuck anyone not born on 29th February 1977.

Well I think there should be something there to offend everyone, however if not then I think you're a an ugly horrible CUNT.

So who fancies a fuck FYI I only do bareback.

Happy Swinging

Love and hugs Knitter.

(Aka too sweet )

PS I actually love the forums

"

I think that about covers my mood today hahaha love the post Made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wasn't offended

3/10

Good effort though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wasn't offended

3/10

Good effort though "

Oh what's that saying young, pretty and ..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" naughty step 20 minutes

Just aslong as it involves a spanking

Hush now and let the adults talk and take that stupid fucking hat off "

Make me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wasn't offended

3/10

Good effort though

Oh what's that saying young, pretty and fucking awesome. "

I've filled in the spaces for you

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over a year ago


"I wasn't offended

3/10

Good effort though

Oh what's that saying young, pretty and fucking awesome.

I've filled in the spaces for you "

go sit on theither naughty step with the other kids.

(Actually made me laugh a little bit )

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By *VBethTV/TS
over a year ago

Chester

I read this thread hoping to learn how to get onto the "offended" bandwagon that seems so popular nowadays. Sadly, still not happened. I may need psychiatric help!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wasn't offended

3/10

Good effort though

Oh what's that saying young, pretty and fucking awesome.

I've filled in the spaces for you

go sit on theither naughty step with the other kids.

(Actually made me laugh a little bit )"

Yay, I'm not alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay here goes a thread for all including Trolls, Antagonists, Morons, the easily offended and everyone else. Choose your own label.

Hi I'm Knitter and this is intended to be tongue in cheek however if you're too stupid to understand that then I look forward to reading your equally stupid comment below.

I will not fuck White, Black, Asian or any other skin tone not identical to my own. Which is currently slightly green as I drank too much last night hanging out with my gay homophobic ageist racist blue friend.

We were objectifing anyone we considered to be in a minority such as people with 3 heads, purple prickles all over their backs and those fucking losers who think they are the dogs just because they read women's fab profiles. Don't fucking read mine because I don't want to be your friend.

I will not fuck men or women, Tv/Ts, gay or bi so don't message me.

I don't like intelligent people or stupid people I think your all cunts.

I don't like guys with beards or tattoos but you bearded ladies rock.

I won't fuck anyone who is slim, athletic, curvy, ample or fabulous.

No blondes, brunettes, red heads, actually nobody with hair and definitely nobody bald.

Spelling and grammar police good work keep it up. Feel free to comment on this thread as I don't give a rats ass fuck wit.

I will not fuck anyone who is vwe, we, tiny dick, BBW, BBC although I do quite like UNLOS.

I don't want to kiss fuck or avoid you so please do one.

Fab fab fab pics btw peeps loving the work although I won't fuck any of you. Well maybe you poster above wink wink.

Oh I'm married my husband is lovely I'm just a horrible person and shit human being but my girlfriend doesnt seem to mind.

To all the lovely smug couple who play together well fuck you.

To all single men you are losers.

To all single women you are harletts (except you wink wink)

I'm happy to send the first message but it will just say hi or hey. Honestly I can't be bothered to make too much effort so get over yourselves.

I spend my spare time scaring small children and stealing biscuits from old people.

Younger or older is fine but I won't fuck anyone not born on 29th February 1977.

Well I think there should be something there to offend everyone, however if not then I think you're a an ugly horrible CUNT.

So who fancies a fuck FYI I only do bareback.

Happy Swinging

Love and hugs Knitter.

(Aka too sweet )

PS I actually love the forums

"

Hahaha you nailed it

Clapping my hands now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I read this thread hoping to learn how to get onto the "offended" bandwagon that seems so popular nowadays. Sadly, still not happened. I may need psychiatric help! "

How do you feel about yo mama jokes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wasn't offended

3/10

Good effort though

Oh what's that saying young, pretty and fucking awesome.

I've filled in the spaces for you

go sit on theither naughty step with the other kids.

(Actually made me laugh a little bit )

Yay, I'm not alone "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hahaha you nailed it

Clapping my hands now "

Ffs stop you sound like a mental seal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knitter - you're going to end up over L's kne.....

Oh!!

That's what you're angling for isn't it

You only had to ask

Mx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wasn't offended

3/10

Good effort though

Oh what's that saying young, pretty and fucking awesome.

I've filled in the spaces for you

go sit on theither naughty step with the other kids.

(Actually made me laugh a little bit )

Yay, I'm not alone

"

Gotta have someone to chat with ;')

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha you nailed it

Clapping my hands now

Ffs stop you sound like a mental seal "

Well I am, I can even clap my balls when tea bagging

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Knitter - you're going to end up over L's kne.....

Oh!!

That's what you're angling for isn't it

You only had to ask

Mx"

I've seen a pic of said knee and it's lost all threat for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wasn't offended

3/10

Good effort though

Oh what's that saying young, pretty and fucking awesome.

I've filled in the spaces for you

go sit on theither naughty step with the other kids.

(Actually made me laugh a little bit )

Yay, I'm not alone

Gotta have someone to chat with ;')"

No one will talk to you whilst your wearing that hat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wasn't offended

3/10

Good effort though

Oh what's that saying young, pretty and fucking awesome.

I've filled in the spaces for you

go sit on theither naughty step with the other kids.

(Actually made me laugh a little bit )

Yay, I'm not alone

Gotta have someone to chat with ;')

No one will talk to you whilst your wearing that hat. "

You are

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hahaha you nailed it

Clapping my hands now

Ffs stop you sound like a mental seal

Well I am, I can even clap my balls when tea bagging "

Now now children present

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knitter - you're going to end up over L's kne.....

Oh!!

That's what you're angling for isn't it

You only had to ask

Mx

I've seen a pic of said knee and it's lost all threat for me "

I think it's the other one you might end up over Knitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think knitter is follow the playground protocol, the nastier you are to people the more you like them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

No one will talk to you whilst your wearing that hat.

You are "

I was just distracting you whilst I stole your sweets.

Nom Nom Nom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well fuck you then knitter ... Im off to comb my purple prickles and hide the biscuits

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Knitter - you're going to end up over L's kne.....

Oh!!

That's what you're angling for isn't it

You only had to ask

Mx

I've seen a pic of said knee and it's lost all threat for me

I think it's the other one you might end up over Knitter "

I'm not scared

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think knitter is follow the playground protocol, the nastier you are to people the more you like them "

Nope all grown up and I don't like anyone so there

Nah nah nah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

No one will talk to you whilst your wearing that hat.

You are

I was just distracting you whilst I stole your sweets.

Nom Nom Nom"

Hope ya like Flying Saucers then only sweets I eat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well fuck you then knitter ... Im off to comb my purple prickles and hide the biscuits "

Too late already got them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knitter - you're going to end up over L's kne.....

Oh!!

That's what you're angling for isn't it

You only had to ask

Mx

I've seen a pic of said knee and it's lost all threat for me

I think it's the other one you might end up over Knitter

I'm not scared "

Good.... I have time to instil fear....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I guess a fuck is out of the question.

How about a blow job?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

No one will talk to you whilst your wearing that hat.

You are

I was just distracting you whilst I stole your sweets.

Nom Nom Nom

Hope ya like Flying Saucers then only sweets I eat"

Yes they were delicious

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Knitter - you're going to end up over L's kne.....

Oh!!

That's what you're angling for isn't it

You only had to ask

Mx

I've seen a pic of said knee and it's lost all threat for me

I think it's the other one you might end up over Knitter

I'm not scared

Good.... I have time to instil fear.... "

Listen Devil and Demon I'm not SCARED

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I guess a fuck is out of the question.

How about a blow job? "

Sure why not. Oh wait wait no fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knitter showing claws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BOO

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Knitter showing claws "

Think that up all by yourself or did you need help

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"BOO"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I guess a fuck is out of the question.

How about a blow job?

Sure why not. Oh wait wait no fuck off"

Sorry, I am a male, so can't read past the first 3 words... so it's now a none legal or binding contract

if it makes the deal better we can raid the old folks home for chocy bicycles after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are so wrong. There's nothing wrong with fucking a redhead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knitter showing claws

Think that up all by yourself or did you need help "

I read a manual

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I guess a fuck is out of the question.

How about a blow job?

Sure why not. Oh wait wait no fuck off

Sorry, I am a male, so can't read past the first 3 words... so it's now a none legal or binding contract

if it makes the deal better we can raid the old folks home for chocy bicycles after "

Now your talking. Okay biscuits first though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol bicies not bicycles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You are so wrong. There's nothing wrong with fucking a redhead. "

Are you sure your not blond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's "Harlots"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay here goes a thread for all including Trolls, Antagonists, Morons, the easily offended and everyone else. Choose your own label.

Hi I'm Knitter and this is intended to be tongue in cheek however if you're too stupid to understand that then I look forward to reading your equally stupid comment below.

I will not fuck White, Black, Asian or any other skin tone not identical to my own. Which is currently slightly green as I drank too much last night hanging out with my gay homophobic ageist racist blue friend.

We were objectifing anyone we considered to be in a minority such as people with 3 heads, purple prickles all over their backs and those fucking losers who think they are the dogs just because they read women's fab profiles. Don't fucking read mine because I don't want to be your friend.

I will not fuck men or women, Tv/Ts, gay or bi so don't message me.

I don't like intelligent people or stupid people I think your all cunts.

I don't like guys with beards or tattoos but you bearded ladies rock.

I won't fuck anyone who is slim, athletic, curvy, ample or fabulous.

No blondes, brunettes, red heads, actually nobody with hair and definitely nobody bald.

Spelling and grammar police good work keep it up. Feel free to comment on this thread as I don't give a rats ass fuck wit.

I will not fuck anyone who is vwe, we, tiny dick, BBW, BBC although I do quite like UNLOS.

I don't want to kiss fuck or avoid you so please do one.

Fab fab fab pics btw peeps loving the work although I won't fuck any of you. Well maybe you poster above wink wink.

Oh I'm married my husband is lovely I'm just a horrible person and shit human being but my girlfriend doesnt seem to mind.

To all the lovely smug couple who play together well fuck you.

To all single men you are losers.

To all single women you are harletts (except you wink wink)

I'm happy to send the first message but it will just say hi or hey. Honestly I can't be bothered to make too much effort so get over yourselves.

I spend my spare time scaring small children and stealing biscuits from old people.

Younger or older is fine but I won't fuck anyone not born on 29th February 1977.

Well I think there should be something there to offend everyone, however if not then I think you're a an ugly horrible CUNT.

So who fancies a fuck FYI I only do bareback.

Happy Swinging

Love and hugs Knitter.

(Aka too sweet )

PS I actually love the forums

"

Agree with what she just said! Thanks for my one armed jumper!x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Knitter showing claws

Think that up all by yourself or did you need help

I read a manual"

Please sit quietly in the corner

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's "Harlots" "

I know you are but what am I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BOO

"

Awesome post Knitter.

You should start a rant day thread.

Oh, hold on, green arrow...... As you were. Nothing to see here, move along, nothing to see.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Agree with what she just said! Thanks for my one armed jumper!x"

Coolio

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"BOO

Awesome post Knitter.

You should start a rant day thread.

Oh, hold on, green arrow...... As you were. Nothing to see here, move along, nothing to see. "

I wuv you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knitter showing claws

Think that up all by yourself or did you need help

I read a manual

Please sit quietly in the corner "

No can do, In a chatting mood

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That was exhausting

I'm being nice again but thanks for playing with me.

Big knitter kisses for everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BOO

Awesome post Knitter.

You should start a rant day thread.

Oh, hold on, green arrow...... As you were. Nothing to see here, move along, nothing to see.

I wuv you "

What, even though you don't meet baldies?

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