FabSwingers.com forum: Bmw, does anyone know?

By *ofakind OP Couple
over a year ago

Running with Monkeys

Does anyone know the difference between bmw and bmw UK?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone know the difference between bmw and bmw UK?"

Ermh...the steering wheel is on the other side?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The offices are in different places? Or the cars are manufactu_ed in different countries?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Possibly different specs for exhaust emissions? Fuck knows though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither come with indicators???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BMW UK is just the name of the importer.

All warranty work, etc goes through them and direct contact with the factory.

Specs for emissions won't differ as its bound by Euro4/5/6, etc.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

U.K. Is the British site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the extra special factory that disables the indicators isn't it? (prays Number One Chap doesn't read this as I'll be on the naughty step)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's the extra special factory that disables the indicators isn't it? (prays Number One Chap doesn't read this as I'll be on the naughty step)

Someone's in trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's the extra special factory that disables the indicators isn't it? (prays Number One Chap doesn't read this as I'll be on the naughty step)

Do they wear their numbers on their lapels?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's the extra special factory that disables the indicators isn't it? (prays Number One Chap doesn't read this as I'll be on the naughty step)

Someone's in trouble

Sshhhhhhh. I'm hoping he doesn't notice.

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By *ofakind OP Couple
over a year ago

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"It's the extra special factory that disables the indicators isn't it? (prays Number One Chap doesn't read this as I'll be on the naughty step)

Bought my car back in January and the indicators kept flashing just before I turned corners. Anyway took it to a garage and they couldn't stop it, took it to the place I bought it from and they couldn't either!!

After 3 weeks their mechanic threw his spanners and sent it to bmw.

Unfortunately bmw had never seen this problem before, tried a couple of things and scratched their heads til they were bald!

Their manager looked and couldn't understand it and now the car has gone to bmw UK.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's the extra special factory that disables the indicators isn't it? (prays Number One Chap doesn't read this as I'll be on the naughty step)

Someone's in trouble

You're in trouble. Someone's getting bent over the bonnet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's the extra special factory that disables the indicators isn't it? (prays Number One Chap doesn't read this as I'll be on the naughty step)

After 3 weeks their mechanic threw his spanners and sent it to bmw.

Unfortunately bmw had never seen this problem before, tried a couple of things and scratched their heads til they were bald!

Their manager looked and couldn't understand it and now the car has gone to bmw UK.

Maybe it's cos it was manufactu_ed a different factory, but I dunno why a mechanic in the UK who sees BMWs all the time wouldn't be able to fix it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's the extra special factory that disables the indicators isn't it? (prays Number One Chap doesn't read this as I'll be on the naughty step)

After 3 weeks their mechanic threw his spanners and sent it to bmw.

Unfortunately bmw had never seen this problem before, tried a couple of things and scratched their heads til they were bald!

Their manager looked and couldn't understand it and now the car has gone to bmw UK.

Maybe it's cos it was manufactu_ed a different factory, but I dunno why a mechanic in the UK who sees BMWs all the time wouldn't be able to fix it. "

Cars are pretty much fixed on computers now, so I really have no clue why would they have to send it away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's the extra special factory that disables the indicators isn't it? (prays Number One Chap doesn't read this as I'll be on the naughty step)

After 3 weeks their mechanic threw his spanners and sent it to bmw.

Unfortunately bmw had never seen this problem before, tried a couple of things and scratched their heads til they were bald!

Their manager looked and couldn't understand it and now the car has gone to bmw UK.

Maybe it's cos it was manufactu_ed a different factory, but I dunno why a mechanic in the UK who sees BMWs all the time wouldn't be able to fix it.

Cars are pretty much fixed on computers now, so I really have no clue why would they have to send it away

Indicators flashing may be an electrical fault instead of electronic, so perhaps that's where his skills fall short.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's the extra special factory that disables the indicators isn't it? (prays Number One Chap doesn't read this as I'll be on the naughty step)

Apply that to skodia fabia today

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

"It's the extra special factory that disables the indicators isn't it? (prays Number One Chap doesn't read this as I'll be on the naughty step)

After 3 weeks their mechanic threw his spanners and sent it to bmw.

Unfortunately bmw had never seen this problem before, tried a couple of things and scratched their heads til they were bald!

Their manager looked and couldn't understand it and now the car has gone to bmw UK.

Maybe it's cos it was manufactu_ed a different factory, but I dunno why a mechanic in the UK who sees BMWs all the time wouldn't be able to fix it.

Cars are pretty much fixed on computers now, so I really have no clue why would they have to send it away

Indicators flashing may be an electrical fault instead of electronic, so perhaps that's where his skills fall short. "

I think something went over some people's heads...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's the extra special factory that disables the indicators isn't it? (prays Number One Chap doesn't read this as I'll be on the naughty step)

After 3 weeks their mechanic threw his spanners and sent it to bmw.

Unfortunately bmw had never seen this problem before, tried a couple of things and scratched their heads til they were bald!

Their manager looked and couldn't understand it and now the car has gone to bmw UK.

Have you tried looking on the bimmer forums? Might find your answer there. I found it brilliant when my 1 series went wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's the extra special factory that disables the indicators isn't it? (prays Number One Chap doesn't read this as I'll be on the naughty step)

Someone's in trouble

You're in trouble. Someone's getting bent over the bonnet

Naughty step!!

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"It's the extra special factory that disables the indicators isn't it? (prays Number One Chap doesn't read this as I'll be on the naughty step)

Someone's in trouble

You're in trouble. Someone's getting bent over the bonnet

That was the plan all along I reckon

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"It's the extra special factory that disables the indicators isn't it? (prays Number One Chap doesn't read this as I'll be on the naughty step)

After 3 weeks their mechanic threw his spanners and sent it to bmw.

Unfortunately bmw had never seen this problem before, tried a couple of things and scratched their heads til they were bald!

Their manager looked and couldn't understand it and now the car has gone to bmw UK.

Maybe it's cos it was manufactu_ed a different factory, but I dunno why a mechanic in the UK who sees BMWs all the time wouldn't be able to fix it.

Cars are pretty much fixed on computers now, so I really have no clue why would they have to send it away

Indicators flashing may be an electrical fault instead of electronic, so perhaps that's where his skills fall short.

I think something went over some people's heads..."

Very high over...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone know the difference between bmw and bmw UK?

Ermh...the steering wheel is on the other side?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's the extra special factory that disables the indicators isn't it? (prays Number One Chap doesn't read this as I'll be on the naughty step)

After 3 weeks their mechanic threw his spanners and sent it to bmw.

Unfortunately bmw had never seen this problem before, tried a couple of things and scratched their heads til they were bald!

Their manager looked and couldn't understand it and now the car has gone to bmw UK.

Maybe it's cos it was manufactu_ed a different factory, but I dunno why a mechanic in the UK who sees BMWs all the time wouldn't be able to fix it.

Cars are pretty much fixed on computers now, so I really have no clue why would they have to send it away

Indicators flashing may be an electrical fault instead of electronic, so perhaps that's where his skills fall short.

I think something went over some people's heads...

Very high over..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's the extra special factory that disables the indicators isn't it? (prays Number One Chap doesn't read this as I'll be on the naughty step)

After 3 weeks their mechanic threw his spanners and sent it to bmw.

Unfortunately bmw had never seen this problem before, tried a couple of things and scratched their heads til they were bald!

Their manager looked and couldn't understand it and now the car has gone to bmw UK.

Maybe it's cos it was manufactu_ed a different factory, but I dunno why a mechanic in the UK who sees BMWs all the time wouldn't be able to fix it.

Cars are pretty much fixed on computers now, so I really have no clue why would they have to send it away

Indicators flashing may be an electrical fault instead of electronic, so perhaps that's where his skills fall short.

I think something went over some people's heads..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's the extra special factory that disables the indicators isn't it? (prays Number One Chap doesn't read this as I'll be on the naughty step)

After 3 weeks their mechanic threw his spanners and sent it to bmw.

Unfortunately bmw had never seen this problem before, tried a couple of things and scratched their heads til they were bald!

Their manager looked and couldn't understand it and now the car has gone to bmw UK.

Maybe it's cos it was manufactu_ed a different factory, but I dunno why a mechanic in the UK who sees BMWs all the time wouldn't be able to fix it.

Cars are pretty much fixed on computers now, so I really have no clue why would they have to send it away

Indicators flashing may be an electrical fault instead of electronic, so perhaps that's where his skills fall short.

I think something went over some people's heads..."

Oh sorry, I've just never encounte_ed a BMW user that doesn't indicate so I didn't realise it was a joke.

Guess the joke's truly on me for taking it seriously!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The BMW minis have the same fault ..and Volvo 4x4s ..

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By *oah FenceMan
over a year ago

Calne

"The BMW minis have the same fault ..and Volvo 4x4s ..

And all black cabs

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By *illo0069Man
over a year ago

litherland

"Neither come with indicators??? "

So true

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

"The BMW minis have the same fault ..and Volvo 4x4s ..

Add Mercedes to the list...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh it's not looking good for me. I have BMW and an Audi. I also have a Mercedes at work.

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