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Colonic irrigation!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have you , would you!

If so why... Surely it's all ruined next time you poop!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

I haven't but might as it gets rid of a load of shit! Apparently you feel realy good afterwards. Z

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

not intentionally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can lose up to half a stone with doing it.

thats a lotta shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never done it but would deffo have a go. You can obtain a self thingy kit apparently. I'm guessing one would have to cover one's bathroom accordingly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big tube and a funnel apparantly ...Oh and a loo to stick the end of tube in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont think I could, just couldnt bear the thought of someone seeing my poo in a tube. If I had a problem with blockage tho then I would.

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

ooh yes - am gonna buy us a session each - it really appeals!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

But would u go to a salon to get de-shitted!!

I don't mind getting eyebrow wax and st tropez tan but I'm struggling with the image of a girl coming at me with a large hose pipe!

But never done it, maybe it's quite nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can become addicted...beware

You could end up shitless for ever

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"But would u go to a salon to get de-shitted!!

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yes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ooh yes - am gonna buy us a session each - it really appeals! "

Well if ur in the notts area soon theres an Internet voucher for it. Yes now I hear ur excitement!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"But would u go to a salon to get de-shitted!!

I don't mind getting eyebrow wax and st tropez tan but I'm struggling with the image of a girl coming at me with a large hose pipe!

But never done it, maybe it's quite nice!"

lol - i don't thinkk they scrutinise whats in the pipe! I'd only go to a reputable place as they can do a lot of damage if they don't know what they're doing! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some men lose more weight having it done cuz some of um are full of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some men lose more weight having it done cuz some of um are full of it "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vindaloo does the same thing I think

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I am going to admit it.....

I have had once... and it is no where near as bad as people think it is....

the uncomfortable bit is putting the pipe in ya bum.. but after that it was just a case of laying on my back for 45 minutes listening to my ipod..

would certainly do it again....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am going to admit it.....

I have had once... and it is no where near as bad as people think it is....

the uncomfortable bit is putting the pipe in ya bum.. but after that it was just a case of laying on my back for 45 minutes listening to my ipod..

would certainly do it again...."

Ive had one but ......Please please please please please please please please please please please let me not have been the next client in after Fabio.... my head will burst open with boggling!!!! Remote anal between Fab members is not to be encouraged!!!

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By *hocotreacleWoman
over a year ago

lost in the city of Atlantis


"You can become addicted...beware

You could end up shitless for ever "

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

you tell me when ya going again... and i'll avoid doing it for at least 2 months... lol i may go for another in june....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you tell me when ya going again... and i'll avoid doing it for at least 2 months... lol i may go for another in june...."

You're pretty safe I won't be going again - didn't enjoy it and didn't make me feel anything other than traumatised by the experience lol.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"you tell me when ya going again... and i'll avoid doing it for at least 2 months... lol i may go for another in june....

You're pretty safe I won't be going again - didn't enjoy it and didn't make me feel anything other than traumatised by the experience lol."

really... actually I felt a lot better afterwards... felt a lot lighter (mentally).. and managed to tighten the belt up one more rung....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you tell me when ya going again... and i'll avoid doing it for at least 2 months... lol i may go for another in june....

You're pretty safe I won't be going again - didn't enjoy it and didn't make me feel anything other than traumatised by the experience lol.

really... actually I felt a lot better afterwards... felt a lot lighter (mentally).. and managed to tighten the belt up one more rung...."

All she kept telling me was I was very dehydrated as I had the procedure. I am always being told this when I have blood tests etc. I think I should concentrate on that more but I tend to run on empty when Im working which is silly. It really didnt alter my weight or gave me a feeling of being 'cleansed'.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

actually the two things i do more now is drink much more water than i use to... especially at home when i don't really "think" about it... and Chew my food properly rather than wolf it down....

so i did learn for it.... have to say the coffee eniema i had was a lot more uncomfortable then the colonic

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By *hocotreacleWoman
over a year ago

lost in the city of Atlantis

Was just browsing the food threads and now this.....I'm certainly getting the whole picture, in one end and out the tube at the other end.

Back to the question, never had one, not sure I would go and get one done, might stick to my little douche, seems to work a treat.

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By *uby In StockingsTV/TS
over a year ago

Cheadle


"All she kept telling me was I was very dehydrated as I had the procedure. I am always being told this when I have blood tests etc. I think I should concentrate on that more but I tend to run on empty when Im working which is silly. It really didnt alter my weight or gave me a feeling of being 'cleansed'."

Darling I am concerned about you, I think you need to get to the bottom (excuse pun) of why you are de-hydrated so much, come on, don't be like a guy, go to your doc and get it sorted love, mwah, xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know people that have and they feel great afterwards I just do my own. A good ass fucking session will give most a good clear out.

A la janelle style xxx

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By *uby In StockingsTV/TS
over a year ago

Cheadle

pmsl@Janelle, oh darling they forgot to douche again didn't they sweetie, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pmsl@Janelle, oh darling they forgot to douche again didn't they sweetie, lol "

You said it sweets I think some know nowt about anal douche. Dirty buggers lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All she kept telling me was I was very dehydrated as I had the procedure. I am always being told this when I have blood tests etc. I think I should concentrate on that more but I tend to run on empty when Im working which is silly. It really didnt alter my weight or gave me a feeling of being 'cleansed'.

Darling I am concerned about you, I think you need to get to the bottom (excuse pun) of why you are de-hydrated so much, come on, don't be like a guy, go to your doc and get it sorted love, mwah, xxxxxx "

Or you could learn to read thread content love (insert smiley as necessary to soften whichever attitude you took it with) mwahhhh right back at yer.

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

Not had it the conventional way but Moviprep taken as instructed works well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes i have cost £50 no real buzz or weight loss but massive huge painful shit afterwards urghhh!

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