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By *elaxedsexyfun OP   Man
over a year ago

Northants

I can see a spider on the wall opposite!

I am rather terrified.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's more scared of you though.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham


"I can see a spider on the wall opposite!

I am rather terrified."

Think of all the horrible flies it will eat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man up and face the spider

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Every night when you fall asleep, I spider wipes his willy on your face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a lighter and a can of lynx will work wonders on spiders

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

My daughter text me at 3am to tell me 1 had her trapped in her room. Apparently it was watching her and waiting to pounce and eat her. I text back no point us both being eaten its been nice knowing you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nooooooo hate the bloomin' things. They serve no purpose on this planet - and before someone says "flies", that's what fly spray has been invented for. Horrid nasty multi legged demons from the depths.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every night when you fall asleep, I spider wipes his willy on your face "

Well as long as he leaves you a good veri, that's the main thing.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Every night when you fall asleep, I spider wipes his willy on your face "

Are all spiders bi then

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Every night when you fall asleep, I spider wipes his willy on your face

Well as long as he leaves you a good veri, that's the main thing. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

spider willies are detachable. you wake up with them on your face when he's done.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Any kind of aerosol will stun them long enough to be stomped on and murdered in cold blood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like them from a safe distance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My daughter text me at 3am to tell me 1 had her trapped in her room. Apparently it was watching her and waiting to pounce and eat her. I text back no point us both being eaten its been nice knowing you "

You mean dad

My son is 17 and about 6 feet tall and I still have to get rid of any spiders in his bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BURN DOWN THE HOUSE

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My last Border Collie was called Spider

I call all spiders Henry

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"My daughter text me at 3am to tell me 1 had her trapped in her room. Apparently it was watching her and waiting to pounce and eat her. I text back no point us both being eaten its been nice knowing you

You mean dad

My son is 17 and about 6 feet tall and I still have to get rid of any spiders in his bedroom "

Yep I agree but it's fun.

I 1s gave my son a action man deserter for Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My last Border Collie was called Spider

I call all spiders Henry "

Weird. So do I.

I had a formal agreement with a particularly large Henry who took up residence in my sitting room last year. It went along the lines of 'the space between the rug and the fire place is yours, cross the threshold and you're getting my very biggest book launched at you and then you're being zapped with the Dyson'. In the end my ex had to come round and evict Henry for me as he clearly didn't understand the terms of our agreement!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I wonder why so many people are scared of spiders? I have a theory but....it's bed time.

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