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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I was on my way to London from Southampton today and this gorgeous hot lady I would say late 30's early 40's comes and sits down next to me giving me a smile. She was wearing a dress that showed off her amazing legs first thing I did was message the wife to tell her what had just happened and she encouraged me to speak to her but I thought what would this woman see in a pipefitter when there are more professional men on the train (something she is probably used to). She peeked over my shoulder while I was on my phone, almost showing some signs of interest. Fast forward to when she gets up to leave at Clapham Junction; she starts to struggle getting her coat on while sitting down and all I did is text the wife like 'oh no she is leaving' and an older gentleman helps her with her coat. I think I totally missed an opportunity while she stood up - she still looked at me and smiled and I felt like such a knob while she walked away without me saying an utter word... Has anyone else been in this position before?just thought I needed to share

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Yeah but I don't think everyone is after a shag.

There are nice people in the world.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Out of interest .... what would you have said to her on a train.. ??

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"Out of interest .... what would you have said to her on a train.. ??

"

Nice weather we are having.....

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Yeah, I saw that, interestingly she was so grateful to the old guy for helping her with her coat, she gave him a quick handjob.

Probably.

Mr ddc

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you could have just 'hello. Hope you've had a good day' or something. I don't like this notion of people not talking on trains and stuff. Could be just me who talks too much.l though. I just don't like awkward silences, especially if they're going to give me eye contact and smile. Least I can say is 'hi'. There's no harm.

Guess we'll never find out now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Commuters smile to each other all the time on trains if in close proximity, well, only going from the times I've had to use one, so not sure about your situation was anything really, apart from she sat next to you cause there wasn't a double seat available?

Which reminds me, look up Ben Elton double seat story on YouTube, it's quite funny and pretty much very true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like big cocks or small one's?

And what are your thoughts on squirting and younger guy's with older women?

That would have been my opening line anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha u must be a fab addict

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I just wanted to talk to her, not sure what I would have said. She looked amazing and just seemed really friendly. I understand not everyone is after a shag - I was! I guess that's why I didn't talk to her.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Haha u must be a fab addict "

Surely a true Fab addict would lead with the line,

"So, do you like cock-snot up your fart-pipe?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha u must be a fab addict

Surely a true Fab addict would lead with the line,

"So, do you like cock-snot up your fart-pipe?"

"

Haha it's easy to look for a keyboard when responding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha u must be a fab addict

Surely a true Fab addict would lead with the line,

"So, do you like cock-snot up your fart-pipe?"

"

Or fancy a shag round the back of morrissons over a trolley.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just wanted to talk to her, not sure what I would have said. She looked amazing and just seemed really friendly. I understand not everyone is after a shag - I was! I guess that's why I didn't talk to her.

"

Or you can't quite make the leap from

The realms of fantasy to stark reality

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford


"Haha u must be a fab addict

Surely a true Fab addict would lead with the line,

"So, do you like cock-snot up your fart-pipe?"

"

She replied bugger off cock womble can't you see I've pulled you wannabe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you like big cocks or small one's?

And what are your thoughts on squirting and younger guy's with older women?

That would have been my opening line anyway. "

Or what time shall I ring the cab in the morning?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I hate the notion on trains too, I think that's why I felt awkward even saying hi! Gutted now! I hope she's on the same train tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That's probably where the conversation would have gone that's why I said nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I was on my way to London from Southampton today and this gorgeous hot lady I would say late 30's early 40's comes and sits down next to me giving me a smile. She was wearing a dress that showed off her amazing legs first thing I did was message the wife to tell her what had just happened and she encouraged me to speak to her but I thought what would this woman see in a pipefitter when there are more professional men on the train (something she is probably used to). She peeked over my shoulder while I was on my phone, almost showing some signs of interest. Fast forward to when she gets up to leave at Clapham Junction; she starts to struggle getting her coat on while sitting down and all I did is text the wife like 'oh no she is leaving' and an older gentleman helps her with her coat. I think I totally missed an opportunity while she stood up - she still looked at me and smiled and I felt like such a knob while she walked away without me saying an utter word... Has anyone else been in this position before?just thought I needed to share "

So many times. And like you wondered about the conversation. Hope she sounds like Lee McKenzie and doesn't laugh like Janice in Friends..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate the notion on trains too, I think that's why I felt awkward even saying hi! Gutted now! I hope she's on the same train tomorrow."

So do I, talk to her.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just wanted to talk to her, not sure what I would have said. She looked amazing and just seemed really friendly. I understand not everyone is after a shag - I was! I guess that's why I didn't talk to her.

Or you can't quite make the leap from

The realms of fantasy to stark reality "
I do get lost in my own little world especially while I have nothing else to think y

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hate the notion on trains too, I think that's why I felt awkward even saying hi! Gutted now! I hope she's on the same train tomorrow.

So do I, talk to her."
if I don't bottle it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha u must be a fab addict

Surely a true Fab addict would lead with the line,

"So, do you like cock-snot up your fart-pipe?"

"

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By *arryJones1975Man
over a year ago

ely

I have this feeling twice a day on my train journey too and from work lol.

Am crap at icebreakers lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I was on my way to London from Southampton today and this gorgeous hot lady I would say late 30's early 40's comes and sits down next to me giving me a smile. She was wearing a dress that showed off her amazing legs first thing I did was message the wife to tell her what had just happened and she encouraged me to speak to her but I thought what would this woman see in a pipefitter when there are more professional men on the train (something she is probably used to). She peeked over my shoulder while I was on my phone, almost showing some signs of interest. Fast forward to when she gets up to leave at Clapham Junction; she starts to struggle getting her coat on while sitting down and all I did is text the wife like 'oh no she is leaving' and an older gentleman helps her with her coat. I think I totally missed an opportunity while she stood up - she still looked at me and smiled and I felt like such a knob while she walked away without me saying an utter word... Has anyone else been in this position before?just thought I needed to share

So many times. And like you wondered about the conversation. Hope she sounds like Lee McKenzie and doesn't laugh like Janice in Friends.."
on the same wave length there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you like big cocks or small one's?

And what are your thoughts on squirting and younger guy's with older women?

That would have been my opening line anyway. "
yeah that would have gone down well if the question was pointed at me however don't think it would have been good for her to hear

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"I have this feeling twice a day on my train journey too and from work lol.

Am crap at icebreakers lol"

Carry Haribo. Best lesson from Fab.

Who can resist smiling at being offered a Haribo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have this feeling twice a day on my train journey too and from work lol.

Am crap at icebreakers lol"

show her your profile pic

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Why do men always assume that women who look/smile at, bump into are after a shag?

Only in 70s porn films.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I was on a train today in London. I was wearing a lovely dress with my usual amount of work-a-day cleavage (it's a bit less than my Fab cleavage). A man smiled so I returned the smile and got on with my journey ignoring everyone and thinking my thoughts.

He was opposite me, he leaned over and licked his lips and then smiled again. He then got out his phone. Maybe he too was texting his partner about a woman on a train? He kept looking.

I just felt it was a bit creepy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was on a train today in London. I was wearing a lovely dress with my usual amount of work-a-day cleavage (it's a bit less than my Fab cleavage). A man smiled so I returned the smile and got on with my journey ignoring everyone and thinking my thoughts.

He was opposite me, he leaned over and licked his lips and then smiled again. He then got out his phone. Maybe he too was texting his partner about a woman on a train? He kept looking.

I just felt it was a bit creepy."
wasn't me I never licked my lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you like big cocks or small one's?

And what are your thoughts on squirting and younger guy's with older women?

That would have been my opening line anyway. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP did you see her today?

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By *arryJones1975Man
over a year ago

ely


"I have this feeling twice a day on my train journey too and from work lol.

Am crap at icebreakers lol

show her your profile pic "

Ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had loads of nice looking guys sit next to me on the train, i don't come onto them though nor do i assume they have the slightest bit of interest in me, i have spoken to a lot of them though, its quite easy to strike up a conversation with somebody your sat next to for a long time when you have the gift of the gab like i do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No o didn't see her and will not be going on that train for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I was on my way to London from Southampton today and this gorgeous hot lady I would say late 30's early 40's comes and sits down next to me giving me a smile. She was wearing a dress that showed off her amazing legs first thing I did was message the wife to tell her what had just happened and she encouraged me to speak to her but I thought what would this woman see in a pipefitter when there are more professional men on the train (something she is probably used to). She peeked over my shoulder while I was on my phone, almost showing some signs of interest. Fast forward to when she gets up to leave at Clapham Junction; she starts to struggle getting her coat on while sitting down and all I did is text the wife like 'oh no she is leaving' and an older gentleman helps her with her coat. I think I totally missed an opportunity while she stood up - she still looked at me and smiled and I felt like such a knob while she walked away without me saying an utter word... Has anyone else been in this position before?just thought I needed to share "

What on earth has being a pipe fitter got to do with anything? Be proud to be a tradesman! I love my fella to bring his filthy overalls home after working on gas turbines, put them on and ravish me in his workshop over his cold bench and then invading me with all manner of tools. Not something your professional suited men tend to do. Xx

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