FabSwingers.com forum: Any women within a 1 mile radius

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lets eat cake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dammit!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Bugger I just fancy cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets eat cake!"

One mile radius ?

You're showing your wings

I only go as far as the end of the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double dammit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake, where?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cake, where?"

You will find it within a 1 mile radius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is anyone else now imagining a cake WITH a one mile radius?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is anyone else now imagining a cake WITH a one mile radius?

Its a square cake

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Don't you just hate those messages that say 'Oh I see we are close, how horny'

Umm no, because I don't bloody know you!

Oh and I don't feel like having cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if anyone wants to send me some cake through the post i'm not fussy.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

One mile radius wow That's some sort of curvy

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I don't eat cake!

I am a changed man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even if I were I don't want your rotten cake. I have to fit into a size 18 dress in July.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Is it tasty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake?... Did someone mention cake? .... Mmmmm xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No cake for me I'm on a diet.

Also I'm not a woman.

Also not withina mile radius.

But this is fab and I'm male so this thread is clearly for me to comment on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmm carrot cake

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I found sticky toffee cake today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No cake for me I'm on a diet.

Also I'm not a woman.

Also not withina mile radius.

But this is fab and I'm male so this thread is clearly for me to comment on.

This also applies to me........except the male bit

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

I love a bit of cake... Moist springs to mind X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One mile radius wow That's some sort of curvy

That'd be the cake

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I made some jam tarts this evening. Home-made jam, too.

Trouble is, I like a good portion, but unfortunately the jam spilled over

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

if i go into curving space time and the quantum, that would count me in alloted point in fabric of universe...thanks! ill have the carrot cake ( nabs cake and promptly disappears)

if it wasnt carrot cake in the beginning, teleportation has altered its molecular structure to my preferences...mwhahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if i go into curving space time and the quantum, that would count me in alloted point in fabric of universe...thanks! ill have the carrot cake ( nabs cake and promptly disappears)

if it wasnt carrot cake in the beginning, teleportation has altered its molecular structure to my preferences...mwhahaha

I got the carrot cake ........ But lost on the quantum physics bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No cake for me I'm on a diet.

Also I'm not a woman.

Also not withina mile radius.

But this is fab and I'm male so this thread is clearly for me to comment on.

This also applies to me........except the male bit

Let's get together and eat chocolate to congratulate ourselves on not eating cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No cake for me I'm on a diet.

Also I'm not a woman.

Also not withina mile radius.

But this is fab and I'm male so this thread is clearly for me to comment on.

This also applies to me........except the male bit

Let's get together and eat chocolate to congratulate ourselves on not eating cake

Make that drinking wine instead and you have a deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 mile? Lol so many empty greetings when u bump into them next :-0

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"if i go into curving space time and the quantum, that would count me in alloted point in fabric of universe...thanks! ill have the carrot cake ( nabs cake and promptly disappears)

if it wasnt carrot cake in the beginning, teleportation has altered its molecular structure to my preferences...mwhahaha

I got the carrot cake ........ But lost on the quantum physics bit

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but im eating it..does that mean im eating you?..

take that any way you like..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is more to life than bloody cake

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"There is more to life than bloody cake

Yep there is ice cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm ice cream and cake = Arctic roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is more to life than bloody cake

Yep there is ice cream

I'd rather have ice-cream than cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is anyone else now imagining a cake WITH a one mile radius?

Yes, several

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"There is more to life than bloody cake

Yep there is ice cream

I'd rather have ice-cream than cake

Sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake, where?

You will find it within a 1 mile radius"

Wouldn't live outside said radius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if anyone wants to send me some cake through the post i'm not fussy.

Posted..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One mile radius wow That's some sort of curvy

My kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/05/16 21:10:55]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't eat cake!

I am a changed man

*slings one your way*

Don't have to eat it, it's for your face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even if I were I don't want your rotten cake. I have to fit into a size 18 dress in July.

Forgetaboutit.. Have some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it tasty?

Not for me to say..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake?... Did someone mention cake? .... Mmmmm xx"

My thoughts exactly right? Thought I was hearing things..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmmmm carrot cake

Nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if i go into curving space time and the quantum, that would count me in alloted point in fabric of universe...thanks! ill have the carrot cake ( nabs cake and promptly disappears)

if it wasnt carrot cake in the beginning, teleportation has altered its molecular structure to my preferences...mwhahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if anyone wants to send me some cake through the post i'm not fussy.

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thanks.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

For some strange reason I baked a cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is more to life than bloody cake

Thing is, that's an idea I'm too cowardly to embrace..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmmm ice cream and cake = Arctic roll

Bliss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if i go into curving space time and the quantum, that would count me in alloted point in fabric of universe...thanks! ill have the carrot cake ( nabs cake and promptly disappears)

if it wasnt carrot cake in the beginning, teleportation has altered its molecular structure to my preferences...mwhahaha

I got the carrot cake ........ But lost on the quantum physics bit

but im eating it..does that mean im eating you?..

take that any way you like..

I know how I'd like to take it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may need someone to eat cake and icecream off of as I seem to have lost all my plates....and spoons oddly...ah well..i will need to just use my mouth...don't wanna get my hands dirty! Anyone?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For some strange reason I baked a cake

Reason not necessary to bake a cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may need someone to eat cake and icecream off of as I seem to have lost all my plates....and spoons oddly...ah well..i will need to just use my mouth...don't wanna get my hands dirty! Anyone?!?!

You supply the cake ........ I'll supply the plate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't eat cake!

I am a changed man

Pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may need someone to eat cake and icecream off of as I seem to have lost all my plates....and spoons oddly...ah well..i will need to just use my mouth...don't wanna get my hands dirty! Anyone?!?!

You supply the cake ........ I'll supply the plate

Deal!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Cake removed by poster at 12/05/16 21:10:55, mother fucker]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have my cake and eat it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets eat cake!"
Jumps in Delorian!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may need someone to eat cake and icecream off of as I seem to have lost all my plates....and spoons oddly...ah well..i will need to just use my mouth...don't wanna get my hands dirty! Anyone?!?!

You supply the cake ........ I'll supply the plate

Deal!!

It's a done deal, what cake we having

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love a bit of cake... Moist springs to mind X "

You love the cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been up the road, down the alley and round the block but I couldn't find that cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may need someone to eat cake and icecream off of as I seem to have lost all my plates....and spoons oddly...ah well..i will need to just use my mouth...don't wanna get my hands dirty! Anyone?!?!

You supply the cake ........ I'll supply the plate

Deal!!

It's a done deal, what cake we having

Oohhh uummm...lemon drizzle? Nice n sticky...and moist

can have it with my homemade lemon meringue icecream

I really wanna get messy now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may need someone to eat cake and icecream off of as I seem to have lost all my plates....and spoons oddly...ah well..i will need to just use my mouth...don't wanna get my hands dirty! Anyone?!?!

You supply the cake ........ I'll supply the plate

Deal!!

It's a done deal, what cake we having

Oohhh uummm...lemon drizzle? Nice n sticky...and moist

can have it with my homemade lemon meringue icecream

I really wanna get messy now lol"

Mmmmm I'm sold, messy lemon drizzle

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I have Jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont eat cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i dont eat cake

LIAR! everybody eats cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may need someone to eat cake and icecream off of as I seem to have lost all my plates....and spoons oddly...ah well..i will need to just use my mouth...don't wanna get my hands dirty! Anyone?!?!

You supply the cake ........ I'll supply the plate

Deal!!

It's a done deal, what cake we having

Oohhh uummm...lemon drizzle? Nice n sticky...and moist

can have it with my homemade lemon meringue icecream

I really wanna get messy now lol

Mmmmm I'm sold, messy lemon drizzle

Yay!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I may need someone to eat cake and icecream off of as I seem to have lost all my plates....and spoons oddly...ah well..i will need to just use my mouth...don't wanna get my hands dirty! Anyone?!?!

You supply the cake ........ I'll supply the plate

Deal!!

It's a done deal, what cake we having

Oohhh uummm...lemon drizzle? Nice n sticky...and moist

can have it with my homemade lemon meringue icecream

I really wanna get messy now lol

Mmmmm I'm sold, messy lemon drizzle

Yay!!!!!

Iv got some lemon drizzle waiting for me at work,home made from a lovely lady

i think she wants my sausage

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I want a cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmm messy lemon drizzle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just put the kettle on to have tea with my cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have Victoria sponge!

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By *lackMetalMan
over a year ago

Centre

"if i go into curving space time and the quantum, that would count me in alloted point in fabric of universe...thanks! ill have the carrot cake ( nabs cake and promptly disappears)

if it wasnt carrot cake in the beginning, teleportation has altered its molecular structure to my preferences...mwhahaha

Wow, that's some deep physics!! Have to say this is the first of such talk I have ever come across on Fab!! Congratulations!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No cake for me I'm on a diet.

Also I'm not a woman.

Also not withina mile radius.

But this is fab and I'm male so this thread is clearly for me to comment on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have Victoria sponge!

Ok, bragger, but what cake are you bringing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was another bbw thread entitled 'any women with a one mile radius'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Iv just had free cake(lemon cake)and free coffee at work,i think she wants me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vanilla split please .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vanilla split please .

Do you know how rude that sounds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv just had free cake(lemon cake)and free coffee at work,i think she wants me

Coffee and lemon cake.

yummy my fave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your at work I'm probably within 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just noticed I had to be within a one mile radius, just my luck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Iv just had free cake(lemon cake)and free coffee at work,i think she wants me

Coffee and lemon cake.

yummy my fave

We have something in common,that means we should meet up and have dirty filthy sex for ages

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If your at work I'm probably within 2

Yes you are vara i think you could walk here in half hour,but you have little legs so make that 2 hours

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Just getting my car keys, please send post code xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've made a tea loaf and a batch of welsh cakes.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anybody fancy a food fight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If your at work I'm probably within 2

Yes you are vara i think you could walk here in half hour,but you have little legs so make that 2 hours

Hey cheeky it's only 3 hour walk home

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If your at work I'm probably within 2

Yes you are vara i think you could walk here in half hour,but you have little legs so make that 2 hours

Hey cheeky it's only 3 hour walk home

Ha ha sorry darlin xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vanilla split please .

Do you know how rude that sounds

That's your mind .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna turn mine on just for a minute since I'm up the posh end of town

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll check mine when I get to brum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If your at work I'm probably within 2

Yes you are vara i think you could walk here in half hour,but you have little legs so make that 2 hours

Hey cheeky it's only 3 hour walk home

Ha ha sorry darlin xxxxxxx"

Less than a mile away

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If your at work I'm probably within 2

Yes you are vara i think you could walk here in half hour,but you have little legs so make that 2 hours

Hey cheeky it's only 3 hour walk home

Ha ha sorry darlin xxxxxxx

Less than a mile away

Curry soon vara,even though im on a diet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm Cake would be good to share with a lady if we get to workout after eating it

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By *herbert fountainWoman
over a year ago

Hanley

What kind of cake? I am quite particular when it comes to cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i dont eat cake

LIAR! everybody eats cake

nobody calls me a liar - i dont eat cake !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If your at work I'm probably within 2

Yes you are vara i think you could walk here in half hour,but you have little legs so make that 2 hours

Hey cheeky it's only 3 hour walk home

Ha ha sorry darlin xxxxxxx

Less than a mile away

Curry soon vara,even though im on a diet "

Yeah yeah believe it when you set a date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmm curry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may need someone to eat cake and icecream off of as I seem to have lost all my plates....and spoons oddly...ah well..i will need to just use my mouth...don't wanna get my hands dirty! Anyone?!?!

ond day I will eat food off a naked lady

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Has anybody had a gin and lemon drizzle cake

Does a chocolate and caramel slice count?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I may need someone to eat cake and icecream off of as I seem to have lost all my plates....and spoons oddly...ah well..i will need to just use my mouth...don't wanna get my hands dirty! Anyone?!?!

ond day I will eat food off a naked lady

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I've.done this more than once

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

I thougjt you wanted a fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If your at work I'm probably within 2

Yes you are vara i think you could walk here in half hour,but you have little legs so make that 2 hours

Hey cheeky it's only 3 hour walk home

Ha ha sorry darlin xxxxxxx

Less than a mile away

Curry soon vara,even though im on a diet

Yeah yeah believe it when you set a date

Lets get it sorted and aline or diaries

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