FabSwingers.com forum: Thursday is rant day

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Markoh Markoh where the hell are you?

**shrugs and leaves**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a mini rant?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Bloody heck, talk about leaving it late

Mr ddc

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By *heBakeOLiteGirlWoman
over a year ago

62 West Wallaby Street (not real address)

No rant today. All is good in my world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have too many for here ....

I will just sit in the corner and seethe in silence

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

It's too lovely to rant today. All is good

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

UTTOXETER

Time wasters. Afternoon wasted . So no meet. I want to scream but they will have a list of excuses which are most likely genuine. Onwards and upwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

got the train to an appointment today, turned out i should have gone last week so i have to mess about sorting out another appointment now.

don't really feel like ranting though coz i had a good day out.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LdIL5WCso8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Newcastle fan here. bollox, cunts, tits, fuck. frig. piss. wank, shite,arseholes

rant over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please may I grab a chair and put on my ranty pants...

After a lovely time with a friend in Bath shopping and having lunch, I get home and realised.... I've left one of my bags somewhere

It had a pair of new sandles in and other bits and bobs...

I'm a mixture of upset/annoyed... But equally know it's not the end of the world...

I'll put my chair back in the corner, remove my ranty pants now.....

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is that a mini rant?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bloody heck, talk about leaving it late

Mr ddc"

Mr ddc this isn't my thread do you know where Markoh is?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No rant today. All is good in my world

Yeahhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have too many for here ....

I will just sit in the corner and seethe in silence

I have to be honest I'm in over my head.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's too lovely to rant today. All is good

Pretty feet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Time wasters. Afternoon wasted . So no meet. I want to scream but they will have a list of excuses which are most likely genuine. Onwards and upwards. "

Chin up buttercup knitter kisses for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You aren't allowed to rant while the sun is shining.

It's in the rulebook - I didn't write it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"got the train to an appointment today, turned out i should have gone last week so i have to mess about sorting out another appointment now.

don't really feel like ranting though coz i had a good day out."

Everyone cloud has a silver lining good for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LdIL5WCso8

DiamondJoe is so cute

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Newcastle fan here. bollox, cunts, tits, fuck. frig. piss. wank, shite,arseholes

rant over

I'm a fan of Newcastle too it's a lovely place. Why all the naughty words ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please may I grab a chair and put on my ranty pants...

After a lovely time with a friend in Bath shopping and having lunch, I get home and realised.... I've left one of my bags somewhere

It had a pair of new sandles in and other bits and bobs...

I'm a mixture of upset/annoyed... But equally know it's not the end of the world...

I'll put my chair back in the corner, remove my ranty pants now.....

Thanks

Now that sucks however for the person who finds it happy days.

Just think of it as a gift for a stranger. You're lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You aren't allowed to rant while the sun is shining.

It's in the rulebook - I didn't write it."

Good good because I might be out of my depth

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"You aren't allowed to rant while the sun is shining.

It's in the rulebook - I didn't write it."

Au contraire...

You can *only* glimpse true misery in hot weather - everything else is simply an absence of sun.

Similarly, you can only experience true loneliness when surrounded by friends - everything else is just absence of friends.

It follows that if you wish to experience the truest misery and loneliness possible, you should take all your friends and family and go to some hot sunny place.

You could call it...

...a holiday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Newcastle fan here. bollox, cunts, tits, fuck. frig. piss. wank, shite,arseholes

rant over

I'm a fan of Newcastle too it's a lovely place. Why all the naughty words ?

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ok then inserts United after the word Newcastle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I do like to be beside the seaside oh I do like to be beside the seeeeea!

xxx

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

UTTOXETER

"Time wasters. Afternoon wasted . So no meet. I want to scream but they will have a list of excuses which are most likely genuine. Onwards and upwards.

Chin up buttercup knitter kisses for you

Thank you, appreciate that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You aren't allowed to rant while the sun is shining.

It's in the rulebook - I didn't write it.

Au contraire...

You can *only* glimpse true misery in hot weather - everything else is simply an absence of sun.

Similarly, you can only experience true loneliness when surrounded by friends - everything else is just absence of friends.

It follows that if you wish to experience the truest misery and loneliness possible, you should take all your friends and family and go to some hot sunny place.

You could call it...

...a holiday.

So so cutèeeeee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Newcastle fan here. bollox, cunts, tits, fuck. frig. piss. wank, shite,arseholes

rant over

I'm a fan of Newcastle too it's a lovely place. Why all the naughty words ?

ok then inserts United after the word Newcastle

Ahhhhh football yes something I know nothing about.

Did they lose a game? Don't worry I'm sure that they will win the next one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh I do like to be beside the seaside oh I do like to be beside the seeeeea!

xxx"

Hot date?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Time wasters. Afternoon wasted . So no meet. I want to scream but they will have a list of excuses which are most likely genuine. Onwards and upwards.

Chin up buttercup knitter kisses for you

Thank you, appreciate that "

Feel better?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I fell of a surf machine yesterday and my ribs and arm is hurting big time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I do like to be beside the seaside oh I do like to be beside the seeeeea!

xxx

Hot date?

See even fat birds can pull

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fell of a surf machine yesterday and my ribs and arm is hurting big time

Ouchy.

Knitter kisses to help the boo boo

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"I fell of a surf machine yesterday and my ribs and arm is hurting big time

Ouchy.

Knitter kisses to help the boo boo

There is even a video of me dropping

Is the kiss with tounges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Newcastle fan here. bollox, cunts, tits, fuck. frig. piss. wank, shite,arseholes

rant over

I'm a fan of Newcastle too it's a lovely place. Why all the naughty words ?

ok then inserts United after the word Newcastle

Ahhhhh football yes something I know nothing about.

Did they lose a game? Don't worry I'm sure that they will win the next one

"
I bet we don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Newcastle fan here. bollox, cunts, tits, fuck. frig. piss. wank, shite,arseholes

rant over

I'm a fan of Newcastle too it's a lovely place. Why all the naughty words ?

ok then inserts United after the word Newcastle

Ahhhhh football yes something I know nothing about.

Did they lose a game? Don't worry I'm sure that they will win the next one

I bet we don't

Hope you do. Can't have the spuds finishing above us

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh I do like to be beside the seaside oh I do like to be beside the seeeeea!

xxx

Hot date?

See even fat birds can pull

Now now none of that you know your fab fab fabulous

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fell of a surf machine yesterday and my ribs and arm is hurting big time

Ouchy.

Knitter kisses to help the boo boo

There is even a video of me dropping

Is the kiss with tounges

You want me to lick your arm ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Newcastle fan here. bollox, cunts, tits, fuck. frig. piss. wank, shite,arseholes

rant over

I'm a fan of Newcastle too it's a lovely place. Why all the naughty words ?

ok then inserts United after the word Newcastle

Ahhhhh football yes something I know nothing about.

Did they lose a game? Don't worry I'm sure that they will win the next one

I bet we don't

Not with that attitude. PMA go go Newcastle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I do like to be beside the seaside oh I do like to be beside the seeeeea!

xxx

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See even fat birds can pull

Now now none of that you know your fab fab fabulous

thank you. He did say my ass pics are his fave

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Newcastle fan here. bollox, cunts, tits, fuck. frig. piss. wank, shite,arseholes

rant over

I'm a fan of Newcastle too it's a lovely place. Why all the naughty words ?

ok then inserts United after the word Newcastle

Ahhhhh football yes something I know nothing about.

Did they lose a game? Don't worry I'm sure that they will win the next one

I bet we don't

Hope you do. Can't have the spuds finishing above us

I have no idea what that means

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh I do like to be beside the seaside oh I do like to be beside the seeeeea!

xxx

Hot date?

See even fat birds can pull

Now now none of that you know your fab fab fabulous

thank you. He did say my ass pics are his fave

xxx"

It's very bite able indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Newcastle fan here. bollox, cunts, tits, fuck. frig. piss. wank, shite,arseholes

rant over

That's a bad case of tourettes you have there!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was up at 4am to travel to maidstone. I missed breakfast, worked through lunch, so not eaten all day. It's really hot and I've been running around moving things all day, so I feel disgusting. I really don't get paid enough for this. Sad kitten today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I do like to be beside the seaside oh I do like to be beside the seeeeea!

xxx

Hot date?

See even fat birds can pull

Now now none of that you know your fab fab fabulous

thank you. He did say my ass pics are his fave

xxx

It's very bite able indeed

Now now knitter behave or I may have to go from bicuruse to bi.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my rant is that the weather is set to cool down tomorrow and im off work -

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Newcastle fan here. bollox, cunts, tits, fuck. frig. piss. wank, shite,arseholes

rant over

That's a bad case of tourettes you have there!!! "

**giggling**

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was up at 4am to travel to maidstone. I missed breakfast, worked through lunch, so not eaten all day. It's really hot and I've been running around moving things all day, so I feel disgusting. I really don't get paid enough for this. Sad kitten today."

Oh my goodness. Hope in the shower and I'll make some tea and get the cup cakes out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"my rant is that the weather is set to cool down tomorrow and im off work -

Hmmmmmmm go shopping and buy yourself pretty things that will off set the weather

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh I do like to be beside the seaside oh I do like to be beside the seeeeea!

xxx

Hot date?

See even fat birds can pull

Now now none of that you know your fab fab fabulous

thank you. He did say my ass pics are his fave

xxx

It's very bite able indeed

Now now knitter behave or I may have to go from bicuruse to bi.

xxx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i rant that i cant fab knitter pics - youd think id know this by now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my goodness. Hope in the shower and I'll make some tea and get the cup cakes out

Tea and cake would be lovely. I've had one cup of tea today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My rant might seem petty, but.i wish this bad throat and cough would do one now!!! Been off work a week with it already. Doc said rest my voice. I have, now my chest n ribs are fucking klling me from all the coughing. Gggrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Markoh Markoh where the hell are you?

**shrugs and leaves**

Oh my you ranting or quoting Shakespeare lol

Today I do have a rant for once

I had to have stern words with a chap at my local CO-OP.

he had parked his overly large 4x4 , never been of road may I add. In a space reserved for people with children . A poor lady was struggling with a buggy and her shopping . I told him how shameful his actions were . And how the extra space was for the young lady and room to put her buggy safely while she was packing her shopping.

He was rather vocal in his response , I called him a blagaurd and a cad!! Local old ladies joined me in shaming him . The store staff helped the lady with her shopping.

Oh I was so jolly vexed !

I only popped in for tea and crumpets .

Nice and calm now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"can i rant that i cant fab knitter pics - youd think id know this by now "

I have now submitted a formal complaint to Admin regarding my broken fab button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i rant that i cant fab knitter pics - youd think id know this by now

I have now submitted a formal complaint to Admin regarding my broken fab button

Knitter. You are a minx and a tease and we love you. Mwah.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My rant might seem petty, but.i wish this bad throat and cough would do one now!!! Been off work a week with it already. Doc said rest my voice. I have, now my chest n ribs are fucking klling me from all the coughing. Gggrrrrrr"

Cute blond on his way over for tea and cake. Come join us I'll add honey to yours.

Knitter kisses feel better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i rant that i cant fab knitter pics - youd think id know this by now

I have now submitted a formal complaint to Admin regarding my broken fab button

Knitter. You are a minx and a tease and we love you. Mwah. "

We most certainly do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh my goodness. Hope in the shower and I'll make some tea and get the cup cakes out

Tea and cake would be lovely. I've had one cup of tea today.

Shower first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As of today, I'm a free man. Nothing to rant about

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Markoh Markoh where the hell are you?

**shrugs and leaves**

Oh my you ranting or quoting Shakespeare lol

Today I do have a rant for once

I had to have stern words with a chap at my local CO-OP.

He was rather vocal in his response , I called him a blagaurd and a cad!! Local old ladies joined me in shaming him . The store staff helped the lady with her shopping.

Oh I was so jolly vexed !

I only popped in for tea and crumpets .

Nice and calm now

I really really luv you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my goodness. Hope in the shower and I'll make some tea and get the cup cakes out

Tea and cake would be lovely. I've had one cup of tea today.

Shower first

Are you just trying to get me to take my clothes off?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"can i rant that i cant fab knitter pics - youd think id know this by now

I have now submitted a formal complaint to Admin regarding my broken fab button

Knitter. You are a minx and a tease and we love you. Mwah.

Knitter kisses for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cute blond on his way over for tea and cake. Come join us I'll add honey to yours.

Knitter kisses feel better

Ooo a cute blond eh? Hhhmmm I'll be there in an hour or so. Tea with honey sounds good, what cake we having? It's vitally important to recovery!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Markoh Markoh where the hell are you?

**shrugs and leaves**

Oh my you ranting or quoting Shakespeare lol

Today I do have a rant for once

I had to have stern words with a chap at my local CO-OP.

He was rather vocal in his response , I called him a blagaurd and a cad!! Local old ladies joined me in shaming him . The store staff helped the lady with her shopping.

Oh I was so jolly vexed !

I only popped in for tea and crumpets .

Nice and calm now

That so annoys me when that happens 2 X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As of today, I'm a free man. Nothing to rant about

you have a lovely back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh my goodness. Hope in the shower and I'll make some tea and get the cup cakes out

Tea and cake would be lovely. I've had one cup of tea today.

Shower first

Are you just trying to get me to take my clothes off?"

Obviously

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cute blond on his way over for tea and cake. Come join us I'll add honey to yours.

Knitter kisses feel better

Ooo a cute blond eh? Hhhmmm I'll be there in an hour or so. Tea with honey sounds good, what cake we having? It's vitally important to recovery!!!

I can only make chocolate cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As of today, I'm a free man. Nothing to rant about

you have a lovely back."

You have a lovely personality, the other goes without saying

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over a year ago

Cute blond on his way over for tea and cake. Come join us I'll add honey to yours.

Knitter kisses feel better

Ooo a cute blond eh? Hhhmmm I'll be there in an hour or so. Tea with honey sounds good, what cake we having? It's vitally important to recovery!!!

I can only make chocolate cake

Then my lovely you have won me over! To the batcave curvy. There's chocolate cake to be had!!! I'll be there in a shake of a lambs tail!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As of today, I'm a free man. Nothing to rant about

you have a lovely back.

You have a lovely personality, the other goes without saying

thank you

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over a year ago

Cute blond on his way over for tea and cake. Come join us I'll add honey to yours.

Knitter kisses feel better

Ooo a cute blond eh? Hhhmmm I'll be there in an hour or so. Tea with honey sounds good, what cake we having? It's vitally important to recovery!!!

I can only make chocolate cake

Then my lovely you have won me over! To the batcave curvy. There's chocolate cake to be had!!! I'll be there in a shake of a lambs tail!!

Kettle's on

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

Bastards with golfing umbrellas in cities !!!!!! Unless you are playing golf in a shit pimp's jumper that Huggy Bear wouldn't let his dog sleep on or you are the size of Robbie Coltraine.....why the fuck do you need a 4 man tent on a stick in case a bit of water gets you ??? !!!!!!! Annnnnnnnnd the inconciderate fuckers nearly turn you into a cyclops as you try to pass them !

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

UTTOXETER

"Time wasters. Afternoon wasted . So no meet. I want to scream but they will have a list of excuses which are most likely genuine. Onwards and upwards.

Chin up buttercup knitter kisses for you

Thank you, appreciate that

Feel better?

Yes thanks. Would be better in real life. I can wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cute blond on his way over for tea and cake. Come join us I'll add honey to yours.

Knitter kisses feel better

Ooo a cute blond eh? Hhhmmm I'll be there in an hour or so. Tea with honey sounds good, what cake we having? It's vitally important to recovery!!!

I can only make chocolate cake

Then my lovely you have won me over! To the batcave curvy. There's chocolate cake to be had!!! I'll be there in a shake of a lambs tail!!

Kettle's on

Cool.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"As of today, I'm a free man. Nothing to rant about

you have a lovely back.

You have a lovely personality, the other goes without saying

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. Ooh have you had a mobile phone in prison all this time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bastards with golfing umbrellas in cities !!!!!! Unless you are playing golf in a shit pimp's jumper that Huggy Bear wouldn't let his dog sleep on or you are the size of Robbie Coltraine.....why the fuck do you need a 4 man tent on a stick in case a bit of water gets you ??? !!!!!!! Annnnnnnnnd the inconciderate fuckers nearly turn you into a cyclops as you try to pass them !

Now just to be clear is this a size envy thing. You know you've a big one, I want a bigger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As of today, I'm a free man. Nothing to rant about

you have a lovely back.

You have a lovely personality, the other goes without saying

. Ooh have you had a mobile phone in prison all this time

Sarah please refrain from confusing the OP (me) this is serious work. Btw your pretty.

"Markoh Markoh I weally wuv you now come back"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hayfever !!

How the hell have I suddenly developed hayfever ?? How ? Why ? Itchy eyes and were streaming yesterday too...sniffly nose

Tits, bollocks and wankers

Stamps feet

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

Now just to be clear is this a size envy thing. You know you've a big one, I want a bigger

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no , just fond of both my eyes...and not just the one they don't chose to skewer on their way past me .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hayfever !!

How the hell have I suddenly developed hayfever ?? How ? Why ? Itchy eyes and were streaming yesterday too...sniffly nose

Tits, bollocks and wankers

Oh oh I know this one. Locally sourced natural honey. I teaspoon a day keeps the Hayfever at bay.

Local to you not me obviously

Stamps feet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now just to be clear is this a size envy thing. You know you've a big one, I want a bigger

no , just fond of both my eyes...and not just the one they don't chose to skewer on their way past me .

You do have pretty eyes

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Not a rant but thankyou to the lovely knitter taking over whilst markoh is being held hostage locked in a wardrobe in Edinburgh

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

Now just to be clear is this a size envy thing. You know you've a big one, I want a bigger

no , just fond of both my eyes...and not just the one they don't chose to skewer on their way past me .

You do have pretty eyes

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I do . Piercing green with long jet black thick eyelashes that would shame a cow .

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over a year ago

Yey!!!! My bag has been found!!

Happy days

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not a rant but thankyou to the lovely knitter taking over whilst markoh is being held hostage locked in a wardrobe in Edinburgh"

Thanks Voddy please confirm Markohs location so that I can put my MI6 training to better use and negotiate his release

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over a year ago

Now just to be clear is this a size envy thing. You know you've a big one, I want a bigger

no , just fond of both my eyes...and not just the one they don't chose to skewer on their way past me .

You do have pretty eyes

I do . Piercing green with long jet black thick eyelashes that would shame a cow .

Cow shaming is not allowed. We love all animals here

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over a year ago

"Yey!!!! My bag has been found!!

Happy days "

Omg that's bloody brilliant I'm doing a little happy dance for you right now.

Yeahhhhhhhhhh

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over a year ago

ooh, i got a rant. why do people put old pics of themselves on their profiles, like not a couple of years but one from ages ago when they used to be hot and now they're minging so they put a hot pic to compare themselves to and make themselves look worse?

like seriously, you can still be hot if you were hot once.

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

Now just to be clear is this a size envy thing. You know you've a big one, I want a bigger

no , just fond of both my eyes...and not just the one they don't chose to skewer on their way past me .

You do have pretty eyes

I do . Piercing green with long jet black thick eyelashes that would shame a cow .

Cow shaming is not allowed. We love all animals here

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I do appologise , and must state no bovine were harmed in the participation of this thread .

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over a year ago

"ooh, i got a rant. why do people put old pics of themselves on their profiles, like not a couple of years but one from ages ago when they used to be hot and now they're minging so they put a hot pic to compare themselves to and make themselves look worse?

like seriously, you can still be hot if you were hot once.

This is a mystery I don't know how to answer.

Now now lovely lady you were all sunshine and flowers earlier let's go back to that happy place.

Tea?

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over a year ago

Now just to be clear is this a size envy thing. You know you've a big one, I want a bigger

no , just fond of both my eyes...and not just the one they don't chose to skewer on their way past me .

You do have pretty eyes

I do . Piercing green with long jet black thick eyelashes that would shame a cow .

Cow shaming is not allowed. We love all animals here

I do appologise , and must state no bovine were harmed in the participation of this thread .

Apology accepted pretty boy

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over a year ago

"I have too many for here ....

I will just sit in the corner and seethe in silence

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can i join you

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over a year ago

like seriously, you can still be hot if you were hot once.

This is a mystery I don't know how to answer.

Now now lovely lady you were all sunshine and flowers earlier let's go back to that happy place.

Tea?"

my son made me a coffee i was shaking that much.

jk.

i need to stop going on pof to see who's messaged me.

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over a year ago

"I have too many for here ....

I will just sit in the corner and seethe in silence

can i join you "

No come and have a cuddle instead

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over a year ago

"Hayfever !!

How the hell have I suddenly developed hayfever ?? How ? Why ? Itchy eyes and were streaming yesterday too...sniffly nose

Tits, bollocks and wankers

Stamps feet

Tree pollen

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over a year ago

like seriously, you can still be hot if you were hot once.

This is a mystery I don't know how to answer.

Now now lovely lady you were all sunshine and flowers earlier let's go back to that happy place.

Tea?

my son made me a coffee i was shaking that much.

jk.

i need to stop going on pof to see who's messaged me."

Just to be clear you don't have a son, you do have a son but he didn't make you coffee or you weren't really shaking?

What's POF?

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over a year ago

"Hayfever !!

How the hell have I suddenly developed hayfever ?? How ? Why ? Itchy eyes and were streaming yesterday too...sniffly nose

Tits, bollocks and wankers

Stamps feet

Tree pollen"

No no its definitely honey

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over a year ago

"Yey!!!! My bag has been found!!

Happy days

Omg that's bloody brilliant I'm doing a little happy dance for you right now.

Yeahhhhhhhhhh

Thank you!!! How lucky is that!

Waving my ranty pants in the air.... Whoop whoop

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over a year ago

Im pissed of with a woman working next to me she wont shut up,had too put my headphones on

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over a year ago

Ha ha! That's my friend! Payback for when you blurted out the MOTOGP results lol

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over a year ago

"Yey!!!! My bag has been found!!

Happy days

Omg that's bloody brilliant I'm doing a little happy dance for you right now.

Yeahhhhhhhhhh

Thank you!!! How lucky is that!

Waving my ranty pants in the air.... Whoop whoop

Yahhhhh now we're dancing everybody in the house say Yahhhhh

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over a year ago

That was for you Rossi 46 x

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over a year ago

"Im pissed of with a woman working next to me she wont shut up,had too put my headphones on

What's she talking about?

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over a year ago

"Ha ha! That's my friend! Payback for when you blurted out the MOTOGP results lol

Oi you!!

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over a year ago

"Im pissed of with a woman working next to me she wont shut up,had too put my headphones on

What's she talking about?"

I dont know its in arabic!

Its her shrieking voice

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over a year ago

like seriously, you can still be hot if you were hot once.

This is a mystery I don't know how to answer.

Now now lovely lady you were all sunshine and flowers earlier let's go back to that happy place.

Tea?

my son made me a coffee i was shaking that much.

jk.

i need to stop going on pof to see who's messaged me.

Just to be clear you don't have a son, you do have a son but he didn't make you coffee or you weren't really shaking?

What's POF?"

lol, i wasn't shaking. i have 3 soins and one of them did make me a brew, just coz i asked him to.

pof is a dating site and i'm sure all the hot guys who message me are married, and some of the not so hot ones. i shall get a life soon.

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over a year ago

"That was for you Rossi 46 x "

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"As of today, I'm a free man. Nothing to rant about

you have a lovely back.

You have a lovely personality, the other goes without saying

. Ooh have you had a mobile phone in prison all this time

Sarah please refrain from confusing the OP (me) this is serious work. Btw your pretty.

"Markoh Markoh I weally wuv you now come back""
. Right lady you are losing it now, and seemingly very confused, although I realise now, i slightly confused things by not directly posting after the I'm a free man post, but getting my name wrong

lady, well it may well be time to hang up your markoh shoes, now I'm not saying you haven't done a wonderful job and for that I am sending lots of Mrs blue eyes cookies and kisses, but the pressure is taking its toll my precious friend, and you'll get wrinkles, so give it up

love you knitter, Mrs blue eyes

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over a year ago

"Im pissed of with a woman working next to me she wont shut up,had too put my headphones on

What's she talking about?

I dont know its in arabic!

Its her shrieking voice"

Blow her kisses

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over a year ago

like seriously, you can still be hot if you were hot once.

This is a mystery I don't know how to answer.

Now now lovely lady you were all sunshine and flowers earlier let's go back to that happy place.

Tea?

my son made me a coffee i was shaking that much.

jk.

i need to stop going on pof to see who's messaged me.

Just to be clear you don't have a son, you do have a son but he didn't make you coffee or you weren't really shaking?

What's POF?

lol, i wasn't shaking. i have 3 soins and one of them did make me a brew, just coz i asked him to.

pof is a dating site and i'm sure all the hot guys who message me are married, and some of the not so hot ones. i shall get a life soon."

3 sons awwhhh that's awesome.

POF does not sound good

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over a year ago

"As of today, I'm a free man. Nothing to rant about

you have a lovely back.

You have a lovely personality, the other goes without saying

. Ooh have you had a mobile phone in prison all this time

Sarah please refrain from confusing the OP (me) this is serious work. Btw your pretty.

"Markoh Markoh I weally wuv you now come back". Right lady you are losing it now, and seemingly very confused, although I realise now, i slightly confused things by not directly posting after the I'm a free man post, but getting my name wrong

love you knitter, Mrs blue eyes

**hangs head in shame**

Mrs Blue Eyes I'm so so sorry you know how much I adore you and your cookies

You're of course right I'm just not cut out for this kind of work.

I miss Markoh I usually only lurk in the background

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over a year ago

like seriously, you can still be hot if you were hot once.

This is a mystery I don't know how to answer.

Now now lovely lady you were all sunshine and flowers earlier let's go back to that happy place.

Tea?

my son made me a coffee i was shaking that much.

jk.

i need to stop going on pof to see who's messaged me.

Just to be clear you don't have a son, you do have a son but he didn't make you coffee or you weren't really shaking?

What's POF?

lol, i wasn't shaking. i have 3 soins and one of them did make me a brew, just coz i asked him to.

pof is a dating site and i'm sure all the hot guys who message me are married, and some of the not so hot ones. i shall get a life soon.

3 sons awwhhh that's awesome.

POF does not sound good

yeah and they're good kids luckily.

pof is alright as a site, i just don't think anyone uses it for dating.

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over a year ago

like seriously, you can still be hot if you were hot once.

This is a mystery I don't know how to answer.

Now now lovely lady you were all sunshine and flowers earlier let's go back to that happy place.

Tea?

my son made me a coffee i was shaking that much.

jk.

i need to stop going on pof to see who's messaged me.

Just to be clear you don't have a son, you do have a son but he didn't make you coffee or you weren't really shaking?

What's POF?

lol, i wasn't shaking. i have 3 soins and one of them did make me a brew, just coz i asked him to.

pof is a dating site and i'm sure all the hot guys who message me are married, and some of the not so hot ones. i shall get a life soon.

3 sons awwhhh that's awesome.

POF does not sound good

yeah and they're good kids luckily.

pof is alright as a site, i just don't think anyone uses it for dating."

Is it like swinging for beginners

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over a year ago

like seriously, you can still be hot if you were hot once.

This is a mystery I don't know how to answer.

Now now lovely lady you were all sunshine and flowers earlier let's go back to that happy place.

Tea?

my son made me a coffee i was shaking that much.

jk.

i need to stop going on pof to see who's messaged me.

Just to be clear you don't have a son, you do have a son but he didn't make you coffee or you weren't really shaking?

What's POF?

lol, i wasn't shaking. i have 3 soins and one of them did make me a brew, just coz i asked him to.

pof is a dating site and i'm sure all the hot guys who message me are married, and some of the not so hot ones. i shall get a life soon.

3 sons awwhhh that's awesome.

POF does not sound good

yeah and they're good kids luckily.

pof is alright as a site, i just don't think anyone uses it for dating.

Is it like swinging for beginners

i think it's an alternative to marriedaffairs.com. oh well.

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over a year ago

Did someone call my name?

Whassappenin'

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over a year ago

Whassgoeenon?

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over a year ago

Oohsaidwat?

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Oohsaidwat? "
. Ooh thank the Lord, where the bloody hell have you been, knitter has had a breakdown trying to do your job, she's getting people's name wrong and all sorts, I think she has gone for a lie down, and not before time, now get your ass back at your post young man, and pleaseeeee refrain from deserting the forums again

Mrs blue eyes

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"Oohsaidwat? . Ooh thank the Lord, where the bloody hell have you been, knitter has had a breakdown trying to do your job, she's getting people's name wrong and all sorts, I think she has gone for a lie down, and not before time, now get your ass back at your post young man, and pleaseeeee refrain from deserting the forums again

Mrs blue eyes

Fine work by knitter I reckon.

I think she's more than capable of hosting the Thursday Rant Day thread from now on.

All those in favour say aye....

*she's not having a lay down, shes making me a chocolate cake.

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over a year ago

Am I too late?

Short rant: I'm tired, but I'm not in bed yet. Want bed.

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over a year ago

like seriously, you can still be hot if you were hot once.

This is a mystery I don't know how to answer.

Now now lovely lady you were all sunshine and flowers earlier let's go back to that happy place.

Tea?

my son made me a coffee i was shaking that much.

jk.

i need to stop going on pof to see who's messaged me.

Just to be clear you don't have a son, you do have a son but he didn't make you coffee or you weren't really shaking?

What's POF?

lol, i wasn't shaking. i have 3 soins and one of them did make me a brew, just coz i asked him to.

pof is a dating site and i'm sure all the hot guys who message me are married, and some of the not so hot ones. i shall get a life soon.

3 sons awwhhh that's awesome.

POF does not sound good

yeah and they're good kids luckily.

pof is alright as a site, i just don't think anyone uses it for dating.

Is it like swinging for beginners

i think it's an alternative to marriedaffairs.com. oh well."

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over a year ago

"Did someone call my name?

Whassappenin'"

And where the bloody hell have you been.

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over a year ago

Mrs blue eyes

Fine work by knitter I reckon.

I think she's more than capable of hosting the Thursday Rant Day thread from now on.

All those in favour say aye....

*she's not having a lay down, shes making me a chocolate cake.

No thank you very muchly Markoh Mrs Blue Eyes is quite correct I'm bloody awful at this.

I haven't had time to fab fab fab pics or kiss anyone

Beside you're just a far superior facilitor

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over a year ago

"Am I too late?

Short rant: I'm tired, but I'm not in bed yet. Want bed."

Sweet dreams

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over a year ago

Absolutely nothing to rant about, despite a colleague of mine stupendously trying my patience this morning.

The sun has been doing it's shiny thing all day, I'm near as damn it moved into my new temporary digs and one of my favourite Fab ladies has returned to this mad and loopy world. Ooooh, and it's Eurovision on Saturday.

Heels HQ is officially a rant free zone.

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over a year ago

"Did someone call my name?

Whassappenin'

And where the bloody hell have you been.

Work. Phones been in the safe most of the day.

Thanks for sorting out rant day. You're a natural.

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"Did someone call my name?

Whassappenin'

And where the bloody hell have you been.

Work. Phones been in the safe most of the day.

Thanks for sorting out rant day. You're a natural.

Pffft. What time do you call this?

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"Did someone call my name?

Whassappenin'

And where the bloody hell have you been.

Work. Phones been in the safe most of the day.

Thanks for sorting out rant day. You're a natural.

Pffft. What time do you call this? "

22:44.

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"Did someone call my name?

Whassappenin'

And where the bloody hell have you been.

Work. Phones been in the safe most of the day.

Thanks for sorting out rant day. You're a natural.

Pffft. What time do you call this?

22:44.

Pedant! But bloody good call. Mwah.

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over a year ago

"Did someone call my name?

Whassappenin'

And where the bloody hell have you been.

Work. Phones been in the safe most of the day.

Thanks for sorting out rant day. You're a natural.

Pffft. What time do you call this?

22:44.

Pedant! But bloody good call. Mwah. "

Well, you did ask.

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"Did someone call my name?

Whassappenin'

And where the bloody hell have you been.

Work. Phones been in the safe most of the day.

Thanks for sorting out rant day. You're a natural.

Pffft. What time do you call this?

22:44.

Pedant! But bloody good call. Mwah.

Well, you did ask.

True.

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"Did someone call my name?

Whassappenin'

And where the bloody hell have you been.

Work. Phones been in the safe most of the day.

Thanks for sorting out rant day. You're a natural.

Pffft. What time do you call this?

22:44.

Pedant! But bloody good call. Mwah.

Well, you did ask.

True. "

Anything else I can help you with, I have the time.

See what I did there?

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over a year ago

Ladies and Gentleman normal service has resumed.

My sincere apologies.

I weally weally wuv you Markoh.

Knitter out

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over a year ago

I did not have a rant on Thursday, but now I do!

I want to rant about people who criticize other people's preferences. I want to rant about people who twist other people's words.

I want to rant about people who are narrow minded.

Rant over, gosh that felt good!

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over a year ago

I want every man to have a cock pic as their avatar

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over a year ago

"I want every man to have a cock pic as their avatar

-_-

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over a year ago

"I want every man to have a cock pic as their avatar

-_-"

Sorry

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