FabSwingers.com forum: Phrases that make you shudder...

By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I've just read another thread and two of them are in the same post!!

'Lick her out'

'Fingering'

Sort of reminds me of the way everyone spoke about those things at school. I don't know but they just make me cringe a bit. If someone said that to me now I think there's more chance of me running a mile than going for oral!

Anyone got any more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beef curtains....yuk xx

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

flaps...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heavy cummer

Repeater

Squirter

Gusher

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

sorry M8, I am straight...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sorry M8, I am straight..."

Tell me it's the txt spk?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"sorry M8, I am straight...

Tell me it's the txt spk?

aye, that must be it

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

I know a strange "lady" that is afraid of the word "Panties"! As i said - she's strange, but we do love her lol

*Him*

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I know a strange "lady" that is afraid of the word "P******"! As i said - she's strange, but we do love her lol

*Him*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i want to fuck your bum

or i want to lick your fanny...

Its fuck my ass or eat my pussy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i want to fuck your bum

or i want to lick your fanny...

Its fuck my ass or eat my pussy!

Call it what ya like hun just bend over xx

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Johnnies...so dated lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i want to fuck your bum

or i want to lick your fanny...

Its fuck my ass or eat my pussy!

Call it what ya like hun just bend over xx

o0o0o best offer ive had all night soapy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Johnnies...so dated lol"

Oi you leave my mate alone just cause he has no dress sense xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's weird, I have just been reading a thread on The Word magazine website about phrases that get on your tits e..g "back in the day" then I flick to Fab and this thread is at the top.

You couldn't make it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Johnnies...so dated lol

Oi you leave my mate alone just cause he has no dress sense xx

Is that mate or mates (well known johnnies brand)??

We all durex has far more street cred soaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"RIGHT.......YOUR KNICKED!"

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phrases that make me shudder

Frock off xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i want to fuck your bum

or i want to lick your fanny...

Its fuck my ass or eat my pussy!

As Don King says....."Only in America!".

Damn it all.....we are British!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/03/11 20:26:42]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'fancy a kebab'

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant stand certain coarse phrases for pregnancy - bellyful of arms and legs and when you dropping it, I think its disgusting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick your piss flaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bag-off , never understood where that came from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Likeminded people'

'I don't bite, unless you ask me to'

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I cant stand certain coarse phrases for pregnancy - bellyful of arms and legs and when you dropping it, I think its disgusting. "

Who put the bun in your oven.

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Not that it makes me shudder, but I'm almost surprised no-one's said that reading 'Would you fuck the above..?' makes them shudder!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"she has piss flaps like B52 bomber doors"

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

is that you'r package.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Not that it makes me shudder, but I'm almost surprised no-one's said that reading 'Would you fuck the above..?' makes them shudder!

I don't read it!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Professional male...i prefer amateurs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""RIGHT.......YOUR KNICKED!"

XXXX"

sfair cop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Likeminded people'

'I don't bite, unless you ask me to'"

arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh to both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"get t'coal in luv."

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

No Single Males

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No Single Males

too right 'n all, only ever take em on in twos.

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By *XXNikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Lancs, Cheshire

Here's a charming one for you,...

One in the pink & one in the brown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's a charming one for you,...

One in the pink & one in the brown

one in me mouth and the other one down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Phrases that make me shudder

Frock off xx

LMFAO!!!! You are gonna be in so much pain when I see you next shorty!!!!! xxxxx

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Fanny

Titties

Have you had much luck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would not like being referred to as a 'slut', nor like to hear of anyone else being called one either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not that it makes me shudder, but I'm almost surprised no-one's said that reading 'Would you fuck the above..?' makes them shudder!

I put it on the other thread...about words that make you shudder...sigh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'pecking my head' is doing my swede in at the moment. Lots of close friends have started to use it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'each to their own'

for some reason drives me nuts.

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"Thanking You"

it comes across as so insincere and condescending to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wotever, followed by a yawn frm my teenage niece!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"consultation phase".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"adapting to chang" (translated = from now on you will have to live on very little money)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

innit! My nieces boyfriend trying talk the gangstsa rap but in a broad lancastrian accent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

VWE, a heavy cummer with lots of stamina!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"innit! My nieces boyfriend trying talk the gangstsa rap but in a broad lancastrian accent!

blatantleeeee innit bruv

i work with teenagers aaaaaaaaaargh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he he x wotevor bro!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

also can't stand 'in a bit' meaning see you later! grrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its cos I is hench ennit? All my daughters boyfriend seems to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when a person say you must be mad ,, lol when you have a _iew thay dont like .... as i like to think we all have a right to free speech . we cant all think the same so that dont make us Mad .......

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