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Comedy side effects to abstinence

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For a bit of fun its about 2 months since i last had sex....

What comedy side effects am i likely to start suffering with?

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Bats in the Belfry

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Blimey, I thought you were going to say it was two months since you'd had a drink.

(I was going to question it too )

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bats in the Belfry "

Where will thry go if i dont have a belfry?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blimey, I thought you were going to say it was two months since you'd had a drink.

(I was going to question it too )

Mr ddc"

Hey its probably longer than that...3 months i think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talking to yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Talking to yourself "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You see willies on every blokes avatar pic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You see willies on every blokes avatar pic"

They annoy me less now though

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

It'll heal up . 100% true....Google it .

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland


"Bats in the Belfry

Where will thry go if i dont have a belfry? "

The cellar LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For a bit of fun its about 2 months since i last had sex....

What comedy side effects am i likely to start suffering with? "

Born Again Virginity!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It'll heal up . 100% true....Google it . "

Theres nothing funny about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There may be a build up of dust bunnies...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your virginity will grow back.

It's harder to lose second time round....apparently.

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By *parkly MittensWoman
over a year ago

My own little world


"For a bit of fun its about 2 months since i last had sex....

What comedy side effects am i likely to start suffering with?

Born Again Virginity! "

I must be born again and then some

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There may be a build up of dust bunnies..."

Whats a dust bunny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's been a couple of years:

I can't remember what the normal affects where.

I think Mine are

Porn has got boring and is quickly replaced by a addiction to boxsets.

Joining fab and having a unhealthy interest in everybody else's sex life.

The sex fear has creeped, especially if you ever get close to the prospect of sex again ( manuals are needed and advice in forums is required)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cobwebs

Lots of cobwebs

And spiders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There may be a build up of dust bunnies...

Whats a dust bunny? "

Those little balls of dust and fluff...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's been a couple of years:

I can't remember what the normal affects where.

I think Mine are

Porn has got boring and is quickly replaced by a addiction to boxsets.

Joining fab and having a unhealthy interest in everybody else's sex life.

The sex fear has creeped, especially if you ever get close to the prospect of sex again ( manuals are needed and advice in forums is required)"

Tick 1 and 3

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cobwebs

Lots of cobwebs

And spiders "

Arrrrghhhh thats it i need sex like now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There may be a build up of dust bunnies...

Whats a dust bunny?

Those little balls of dust and fluff..."

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Pah! Amateur! When you get to... *takes off shoes and socks* 17 months you forget what it's like to be bothered shaving your legs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pah! Amateur! When you get to... *takes off shoes and socks* 17 months you forget what it's like to be bothered shaving your legs! "

Is pray for you but ive a feeling ya dont give a shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cobwebs

Lots of cobwebs

And spiders "

And tumble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A beard....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find that when I've not had sex for a while my house is fucking spotlessly clean to the point of being in healthy, I woke up in the middle of the night once with the horn, and cleaned my oven and started defrosting my fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You may start to have some nerves when you next get some

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I find that when I've not had sex for a while my house is fucking spotlessly clean to the point of being in healthy, I woke up in the middle of the night once with the horn, and cleaned my oven and started defrosting my fridge "

Tick

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Your mind subconsciously dreams up other uses for the gear lever in your car.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your mind subconsciously dreams up other uses for the gear lever in your car....."

Oh im safe from that i dont drive

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Pah! Amateur! When you get to... *takes off shoes and socks* 17 months you forget what it's like to be bothered shaving your legs!

Is pray for you but ive a feeling ya dont give a shit "

Correct! Maybe my mojo will reappear when I'm 50 and I'll turn into a total cougar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find that when I've not had sex for a while my house is fucking spotlessly clean to the point of being in healthy, I woke up in the middle of the night once with the horn, and cleaned my oven and started defrosting my fridge "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Become a patron of chaffing cream mmanufaxturers..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find that when I've not had sex for a while my house is fucking spotlessly clean to the point of being in healthy, I woke up in the middle of the night once with the horn, and cleaned my oven and started defrosting my fridge

Haha"

I do angry hoovering.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I find that when I've not had sex for a while my house is fucking spotlessly clean to the point of being in healthy, I woke up in the middle of the night once with the horn, and cleaned my oven and started defrosting my fridge "

Do you wanna pop round my gaff next time... my oven is a disgrace!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You go on a bus journey and dread going over speed bumps. When you stand up you check the seat as you get up,for a wet patch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You won't be able to handle a cucumber without it starting off a chain of erotic emotions.

Men you wouldn't normally fancy start to look good.

When someone mentions they got wet for (insert innocent reason) you blush and get all wistful..

You daydream about naked men doing the gardening and showering you with their hosepipe.

Not speaking from experience, honest

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

A endless need to shag me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of crossed legs and ticklish urges lol.

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

I once had a comedy side effect to a medication ... Random orgasms. I certainly didn't complain but the other side effects were pretty pants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once had a comedy side effect to a medication ... Random orgasms. I certainly didn't complain but the other side effects were pretty pants."

Could be amusing pending where it happened..

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland


"I once had a comedy side effect to a medication ... Random orgasms. I certainly didn't complain but the other side effects were pretty pants.

Could be amusing pending where it happened.."

The first time it happened was quite by surprise, and I was on the bus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Abstinence. What is this witchcraft?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once had a comedy side effect to a medication ... Random orgasms. I certainly didn't complain but the other side effects were pretty pants.

Could be amusing pending where it happened..

The first time it happened was quite by surprise, and I was on the bus."

Buses can be a great sex toy.

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland


"Abstinence. What is this witchcraft?"

LOL .... Have you killed the Teaser? Haven't seen him on the forums for a week or so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Abstinence. What is this witchcraft?

LOL .... Have you killed the Teaser? Haven't seen him on the forums for a week or so."

Not guilty. I left him very much alive. Must be another naughty fabber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There may be a build up of dust bunnies...

Whats a dust bunny? "

Not as bad as a soot sprite!

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