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"mad hatters tea party..who would you invite?" you for definate | |||
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"If there's a tea party. Me." youd invite yourself? in the mirror? | |||
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"If there's a tea party. Me. youd invite yourself? in the mirror?" Yep, and then drink all the tea. | |||
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"I'm holding a normal tea party "are you sweet? im sorry..i havent been on the forums..hence why i was late....it triggered the im late for a very important date, line from alice should i change it to something else? 
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"Going to bed you sweet things; I have another engineering mathematics exam in the morning, specifically Newtons Laws of Motion... (I feel seasick) Bonsoiree " Oh I would invite Newton (on that basis) | |||
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"I'm holding a normal tea party are you sweet? im sorry..i havent been on the forums..hence why i was late....it triggered the im late for a very important date, line from alice
should i change it to something else?
suggestions?"You could go with The tea party... After dark | |||
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"I'm holding a normal tea party are you sweet? im sorry..i havent been on the forums..hence why i was late....it triggered the im late for a very important date, line from alice
should i change it to something else?
suggestions?"Don't be daft, Tea parties are all good | |||
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"Alice. do you know her?
I knew her once!  "bet you did, bet she didnt produce you a tornado though x | |||
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"kinky minx..thank you..i really didnt mean to gate crash threads id love to come to the tea party if youll have me..apart from the boston one, because that wasnt a good ending xx" There must be tea in the air. You're welcome though mine will be sane. (She hopes  ) | |||
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"just me" hey gorgeous xx would that be ftf..or fft? | |||
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"I don't drink tea (looks like mud tastes like mud) so if there's juice I'll come. "There's gin & juice | |||
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"I don't drink tea (looks like mud tastes like mud) so if there's juice I'll come.
There's gin & juice"good man thats _educed sorted.. grace jones..shi is that a cocktail? | |||
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"kinky minx..thank you..i really didnt mean to gate crash threads id love to come to the tea party if youll have me..apart from the boston one, because that wasnt a good ending xx There must be tea in the air. You're welcome though mine will be sane. (She hopes )"i am definitely not sane today..too much going on, has got me hyper xx | |||
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"I don't drink tea (looks like mud tastes like mud) so if there's juice I'll come.
There's gin & juice"Gin?!?!
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"Alice. do you know her?
I knew her once! bet you did, bet she didnt produce you a tornado though x"No she didn't!! Unlike someone I know hey Sweet Cheeks | |||
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"Nights here  "What do you know about prawns and allergies? | |||
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"Nights here
What do you know about prawns and allergies? "I don't like either | |||
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"Nights here
What do you know about prawns and allergies?
I don't like either "Ever since I was little, Ive not eaten fish or shell fish because I'm allergic. This was proved to be correct after ingesting oysters on a blind date in Brighton where upon I projectile vomitted on said date. However, I have tonight sat and eaten a bag of prawn crackers and I have no symptoms! Well aside from a stiff neck but that's to do with my liking for pillows. Do you think I'm cured? | |||
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"Nights here
What do you know about prawns and allergies?
I don't like either
Ever since I was little, Ive not eaten fish or shell fish because I'm allergic. This was proved to be correct after ingesting oysters on a blind date in Brighton where upon I projectile vomitted on said date.
However, I have tonight sat and eaten a bag of prawn crackers and I have no symptoms! Well aside from a stiff neck but that's to do with my liking for pillows.
Do you think I'm cured? "i wouldnt risk it for a chocolate biscuit sweet x | |||
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"Alice. do you know her?
I knew her once! bet you did, bet she didnt produce you a tornado though x
No she didn't!! Unlike someone I know hey Sweet Cheeks "skillz | |||
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"Nights here
What do you know about prawns and allergies?
I don't like either
Ever since I was little, Ive not eaten fish or shell fish because I'm allergic. This was proved to be correct after ingesting oysters on a blind date in Brighton where upon I projectile vomitted on said date.
However, I have tonight sat and eaten a bag of prawn crackers and I have no symptoms! Well aside from a stiff neck but that's to do with my liking for pillows.
Do you think I'm cured? "Prawn crackers doesnt contain any sea creatures | |||
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"hello hello all those im not replying too..in and out like sherbert dip dap here...giggles... "Hello Suzy | |||
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"Good evening xxx id invite my lovely suzy and voddy and a few very sexy men and my madhatters tea party would be crazy the teapot would be filled with sweet rhubarb tea and the men would be naked apart from some lil bunny ears "Gladly go stark, bunny ears are an offence to the eye | |||
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"Frank Zappa,Howard Marks and Bruce Lee(not me!) Scarlett Johansson and Uma Thurman to sit on my knee kissing each other
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"Will there be cake., Was waiting for the c word.." You can always rely on the fat bird to ask for cake
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"Good evening xxx id invite my lovely suzy and voddy and a few very sexy men and my madhatters tea party would be crazy the teapot would be filled with sweet rhubarb tea and the men would be naked apart from some lil bunny ears "hey beautiful..you are so sweet.. cant wait to see you xx mmm men in bunny ears...how adorable xx | |||
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"Nights here
What do you know about prawns and allergies?
I don't like either
Ever since I was little, Ive not eaten fish or shell fish because I'm allergic. This was proved to be correct after ingesting oysters on a blind date in Brighton where upon I projectile vomitted on said date.
However, I have tonight sat and eaten a bag of prawn crackers and I have no symptoms! Well aside from a stiff neck but that's to do with my liking for pillows.
Do you think I'm cured?
Prawn crackers doesnt contain any sea creatures"correct | |||
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"hello hello all those im not replying too..in and out like sherbert dip dap here...giggles...
Hello Suzy "hiya xx | |||
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"I'll have unsweetened iced tea, talk about revolution with ben franklin (he liked the ladies too) " hey bill... waves at texas on the world map xx | |||
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"Good evening xxx id invite my lovely suzy and voddy and a few very sexy men and my madhatters tea party would be crazy the teapot would be filled with sweet rhubarb tea and the men would be naked apart from some lil bunny ears
Gladly go stark, bunny ears are an offence to the eye "id use a blindfold, you would haveto look | |||
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"Will there be cake., Was waiting for the c word.. You can always rely on the fat bird to ask for cake
Meaning myself "hey lovely...kinky minx has party next door..askher if theres any cake..i havent had time to make one..crap tonight aint i?.  | |||
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"Frank Zappa,Howard Marks and Bruce Lee(not me!) Scarlett Johansson and Uma Thurman to sit on my knee kissing each other
Jessica Rabbit as the serving wench "Aye if I could divert my attention from Scarlett n Uma sharing each other n Jessica bending over as she pours......would be a few very interesting convos happening!  | |||
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"Will there be cake., Was waiting for the c word.. You can always rely on the fat bird to ask for cake
Meaning myself "I LOVE cake !! | |||
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"Frank Zappa,Howard Marks and Bruce Lee(not me!) Scarlett Johansson and Uma Thurman to sit on my knee kissing each other
Jessica Rabbit as the serving wench
Aye if I could divert my attention from Scarlett n Uma sharing each other n Jessica bending over as she pours......would be a few very interesting convos happening! "hehe would you be the dom directing all this? x | |||
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"Good evening xxx id invite my lovely suzy and voddy and a few very sexy men and my madhatters tea party would be crazy the teapot would be filled with sweet rhubarb tea and the men would be naked apart from some lil bunny ears hey beautiful..you are so sweet.. cant wait to see you xx mmm men in bunny ears...how adorable xx"Bunny ears  | |||
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"Good evening xxx id invite my lovely suzy and voddy and a few very sexy men and my madhatters tea party would be crazy the teapot would be filled with sweet rhubarb tea and the men would be naked apart from some lil bunny ears
Gladly go stark, bunny ears are an offence to the eye id use a blindfold, you would haveto look "Blindfold over bunny ears, truth | |||
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"Nights here
What do you know about prawns and allergies?
I don't like either
Ever since I was little, Ive not eaten fish or shell fish because I'm allergic. This was proved to be correct after ingesting oysters on a blind date in Brighton where upon I projectile vomitted on said date.
However, I have tonight sat and eaten a bag of prawn crackers and I have no symptoms! Well aside from a stiff neck but that's to do with my liking for pillows.
Do you think I'm cured? "Evening lovely. You might not have been allergic to the fruits of the sea, just had a bad oyster. On a different note, I'm not going to the Swingles do at jaydees on Friday  . Would have been nice to meet you. Maybe next time. X | |||
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"Will there be cake., Was waiting for the c word.. You can always rely on the fat bird to ask for cake
Meaning myself hey lovely...kinky minx has party next door..askher if theres any cake..i havent had time to make one..crap tonight aint i?. "Nah you're not | |||
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"Frank Zappa,Howard Marks and Bruce Lee(not me!) Scarlett Johansson and Uma Thurman to sit on my knee kissing each other
Jessica Rabbit as the serving wench
Aye if I could divert my attention from Scarlett n Uma sharing each other n Jessica bending over as she pours......would be a few very interesting convos happening! hehe would you be the dom directing all this? x"Never thought of myself as a dom but may gruffly growl a few (ahem) requests! "use one hand on her tits n the other on her pussy as you kiss n bite her neck......that's it,fuck yes! Now......bite my neck...harder!......Good girl!" x | |||
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"Johnny Knoxville and Stevo x"
Now that would be a laugh n a half....Would have to grow a set of eyes on the back of your head though! | |||
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