FabSwingers.com forum: Struggling to get a meet

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Looking for advice(the dafter and funnier the better) to help me get laid

I'm thinking along the lines of

Shag me or the innocent puppy gets it

Free supply of cakes to any girl that meets me

Pretend I've got a super yacht

Lie that I'm hung like a prize donkey

Your help would be appreciated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go with the cake idea.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

How long does the free supply of cake go on for?

Maybe we can negotiate?

You could offer to do their ironing??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You forgot that you own a shoe shop that also sells handbags and cake and rabbits(both furry and non furry) sorted

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Cake and hung doesn't interest me - A free cleaner might.......

I'm also struggling lol so tips appreciated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Join the Poffettes.

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

Erm not funny but some public pics would help

JG x

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Erm not funny but some public pics would help

JG x"

Trust me they wouldn't

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"You forgot that you own a shoe shop that also sells handbags and cake and rabbits(both furry and non furry) sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking for advice(the dafter and funnier the better) to help me get laid

I'm thinking along the lines of

Shag me or the innocent puppy gets it

Free supply of cakes to any girl that meets me

Pretend I've got a super yacht

Lie that I'm hung like a prize donkey

Your help would be appreciated

Cook, clean, do the washing drying ironing, put all the clothes away.

Works for me, that's why my wife keeps me around ( truth)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone mention CAKE ? ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've offered free shoes from primark if a single female let's me join in - guess no one likes shoes from primark!!!

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Did someone mention CAKE ? ??"

Woohoo why the hell didn't I think of this cake masterstroke before I'm going to be balls deep in pussy at this rate

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Did someone mention CAKE ? ??"

Any cake you wanted but there's a price attached

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My mate has a puppy, maybe you could entice her to go dogging in some shrubbery

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Just say ' I have kittens'

Job done!

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Just say ' I have kittens'

Job done!

So kittens and cakes and I'd be guaranteed a meet ?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Just say ' I have kittens'

Job done!

So kittens and cakes and I'd be guaranteed a meet ?

Cast iron!

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