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Thank You...Light hearted humour

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For those with dick pics - Thank you.

I see people bitching about these infamous dick pics daily, and I can't help but wonder why. So, I just wanted to give you a shout out.

Thank you

for letting us see what you are selling before we make the purchase.

Thank you

for showing us the function, or lack of, and letting us make the choice of what we want to do with said dick.

Thank you

for giving us comparison photos with every day objects like beer, soda, remotes, and permanent markers.

Thank you

for displaying yourself like meat at the butcher shop, and allowing us to makes our selection based on the finest dicks Fet has to offer.

When we have to return the dick due to false advertisement it just gets awkward.

An, no one wants an awkward dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anytime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

**silly girly giggles**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

s'alright; its nothing special, I was kinda born with it; I dont think I had any say in how it turned out (some guys did though apparently )

Anyway, cheers.

Cock pic love is new and unusual; I feel faint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"s'alright; its nothing special, I was kinda born with it; I dont think I had any say in how it turned out (some guys did though apparently )

Anyway, cheers.

Cock pic love is new and unusual; I feel faint."

Make the most of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"s'alright; its nothing special, I was kinda born with it; I dont think I had any say in how it turned out (some guys did though apparently )

Anyway, cheers.

Cock pic love is new and unusual; I feel faint."

You've been listening too much to the forum whingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want to be in this thread anymore; something isn't right... have I walked into a trap?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great post, OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't want to be in this thread anymore; something isn't right... have I walked into a trap?"

you give up to easily

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Great post, OP "

thank you... I do try to be humorous at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't want to be in this thread anymore; something isn't right... have I walked into a trap?

you give up to easily "

No I get scared easily... I might have to pull my pants back up and hide it all; I feel objectified....

I feel whoozy too...... has someone poisoned this thread;

GUYS!! stay out of here, they have done something to us... I don't like it... I want Jelly Babies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't want to be in this thread anymore; something isn't right... have I walked into a trap?

you give up to easily

No I get scared easily... I might have to pull my pants back up and hide it all; I feel objectified....

I feel whoozy too...... has someone poisoned this thread;

GUYS!! stay out of here, they have done something to us... I don't like it... I want Jelly Babies"

Oh no show us whats on offer

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I do prefer to know what a cock is going to be like, so dick pics work well for me. Use them sparingly in profiles please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't want to be in this thread anymore; something isn't right... have I walked into a trap?

you give up to easily

No I get scared easily... I might have to pull my pants back up and hide it all; I feel objectified....

I feel whoozy too...... has someone poisoned this thread;

GUYS!! stay out of here, they have done something to us... I don't like it... I want Jelly Babies

Oh no show us whats on offer "

Its all there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are just returning the compliments.. seeing all the vagina and open leg pics makes us men feel the need to return the favour!

Don't we men... Men ?? Anyone ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For those with dick pics - Thank you.

I see people bitching about these infamous dick pics daily, and I can't help but wonder why. So, I just wanted to give you a shout out.

Thank you

for letting us see what you are selling before we make the purchase.

Thank you

for showing us the function, or lack of, and letting us make the choice of what we want to do with said dick.

Thank you

for giving us comparison photos with every day objects like beer, soda, remotes, and permanent markers.

Thank you

for displaying yourself like meat at the butcher shop, and allowing us to makes our selection based on the finest dicks Fet has to offer.

When we have to return the dick due to false advertisement it just gets awkward.

An, no one wants an awkward dick."

Sarcumshision is the lowest form of dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its those cunts that make us dicks, I thankyou for pussy picks ??

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'll just stick with ma clock pic if that's alright with everybody

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll just stick with ma clock pic if that's alright with everybody "

I want your clock

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'll just stick with ma clock pic if that's alright with everybody

I want your clock"

Unfortunately time has now run out as I'm 54

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