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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ok so you heard it said but is there anything that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lazy day on a sun drenched Maldivian island

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Dry empty speed camera free roads and a thrash on my gixxer is pretty dam close and lasts longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tea"

yup, especially after swx.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything involving my kids is better than sex, except when they are after money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wee when you have been holding it in for hours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i kinda get that adrenalin rush but better than sex really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dry empty speed camera free roads and a thrash on my gixxer is pretty dam close and lasts longer

Winning the jackpot on the lottery....I would reframe from sex as a condition to win that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A wee when you have been holding it in for hours

Infact the only thing that beats that is a poo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A wee when you have been holding it in for hours

ha ha ha now were talkin ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A wee when you have been holding it in for hours

Infact the only thing that beats that is a poo

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yeah. Nothing worse then when your touching cloth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watching football

Watching football live is definitely better than sex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Watching football

you a reading fan?

Watching football live is definitely better than sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Um.

Depends on who the sex is with to be honest. Some guys...well a council tax bill is better.

Other guys. Nope. Nothing comes close. I'm always on the hunt for those guys

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Um.

Depends on who the sex is with to be honest. Some guys...well a council tax bill is better.

Other guys. Nope. Nothing comes close. I'm always on the hunt for those guys

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but you wouldnt know till you fucked him so what do u look for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watching football

Watching football live is definitely better than sex.

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Watching live sex. While football is on. Could be good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Um.

Depends on who the sex is with to be honest. Some guys...well a council tax bill is better.

Other guys. Nope. Nothing comes close. I'm always on the hunt for those guys

but you wouldnt know till you fucked him so what do u look for?"

They are the ones who get a re meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ride on a good motor bike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Um.

Depends on who the sex is with to be honest. Some guys...well a council tax bill is better.

Other guys. Nope. Nothing comes close. I'm always on the hunt for those guys

but you wouldnt know till you fucked him so what do u look for?

They are the ones who get a re meet

Pretty much that. There's no formula. You never know how he handles until the test drive.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Um.

Depends on who the sex is with to be honest. Some guys...well a council tax bill is better.

Other guys. Nope. Nothing comes close. I'm always on the hunt for those guys

but you wouldnt know till you fucked him so what do u look for?

They are the ones who get a re meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twizzling a Cotton bud in the old lug hole

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I ate a chocolate fondant pudding with walnut ice cream made by an excellent chef that could only be described as orgasmic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sleep "
you must work hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking your bra off at the end of a long day

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Foreplay

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Taking your bra off at the end of a long day

Having it taken off is better

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I ate a chocolate fondant pudding with walnut ice cream made by an excellent chef that could only be described as orgasmic. "
didnt last long i bet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doing a 9 second pass on a standing 1/4 mile with a bike you built from scratch yourself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Foreplay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twizzling a Cotton bud in the old lug hole

A rare pleasure indeed.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Everything involving my kids is better than sex, except when they are after money

This. But I have been bled dry this week!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I ate a chocolate fondant pudding with walnut ice cream made by an excellent chef that could only be described as orgasmic. didnt last long i bet

I ate it very, very slowly

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Twizzling a Cotton bud in the old lug hole

A rare pleasure indeed."

Oooo it's my fave pic

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By *ecretDaddy1Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Squats or deadlifts when it is a heavy weight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching you wife getting pleasure from another man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I ate a chocolate fondant pudding with walnut ice cream made by an excellent chef that could only be described as orgasmic. didnt last long i bet

I ate it very, very slowly

ha ha love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting a good tune out of a difficult horse and then harnessing that wild streak to really let go on the gallops has to be right up there.

I guess it's the delayed gratification thing as well as the not quite knowing because the horse has its own mind too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watching football

you a reading fan?

Watching football live is definitely better than sex.

No, I'm not a Reading fan though I have been to the Mad Stad a few times

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Watching you wife getting pleasure from another man

i havent got a wife ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree with everknows. A nice cuppa aint bad. And sometimes i also find that while sex orgasms are awesome, I still love my masturbation orgasms

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Watching football

you a reading fan?

Watching football live is definitely better than sex.

No, I'm not a Reading fan though I have been to the Mad Stad a few times

who then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say football then but your from Liverpool

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wet sloppy blow job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twizzling a Cotton bud in the old lug hole

A rare pleasure indeed.

Oooo it's my fave pic

Pic??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watching football

you a reading fan?

Watching football live is definitely better than sex.

No, I'm not a Reading fan though I have been to the Mad Stad a few times

who then

There's a clue in my pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would say football then but your from Liverpool

haha"

ah come on our european exploits been orgasmic ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah that's true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fine cuisine and the taste of victory

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Watching football

you a reading fan?

Watching football live is definitely better than sex.

No, I'm not a Reading fan though I have been to the Mad Stad a few times

who then

There's a clue in my pics

norwich hmmm better than sex jurys out on that one ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, going to the gym, you wont get a better pump than lifting heavy weights. It is like 10 orgasms

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Yup, getting a huge powerful house so in tune with you that it follows your every thought and gives it's power into your hands - awe inspiring.

Add the very best ski runs too!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yup, getting a huge powerful house so in tune with you that it follows your every thought and gives it's power into your hands - awe inspiring.

Add the very best ski runs too!!

nice architecture then take it period ha i can get that how old ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fine cuisine and the taste of victory

Was just about to say either winning in an important event or scoring a goal/try/ko in competition that is of a high level

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes, going to the gym, you wont get a better pump than lifting heavy weights. It is like 10 orgasms

yeah another Adrenalin one i get the buzz

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Twizzling a Cotton bud in the old lug hole

A rare pleasure indeed.

Oooo it's my fave pic

Pic??

Of Clem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watching football

you a reading fan?

Watching football live is definitely better than sex.

No, I'm not a Reading fan though I have been to the Mad Stad a few times

who then

There's a clue in my pics

norwich hmmm better than sex jurys out on that one ha ha

OK, their football has been pretty dire but the players are sexy as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twizzling a Cotton bud in the old lug hole

A rare pleasure indeed.

Oooo it's my fave pic

Pic??

Of Clem"

I made it "all arty" for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twizzling a Cotton bud in the old lug hole

A rare pleasure indeed.

Oooo it's my fave pic

Pic??

Of Clem"

I'll have a rummage about in the pile and see if i have the original..

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Yup, getting a huge powerful house so in tune with you that it follows your every thought and gives it's power into your hands - awe inspiring.

Add the very best ski runs too!!

nice architecture then take it period ha i can get that how old ?"

Oh bugger - horse!!!

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By *adyboy-DaddyCouple
over a year ago

Andover

Is a youngster hod carrying an auld fella on the site gave me a pearl of wisdom that has been proven true ever the years.

"There's nothing in this world as over rated as bad sex.

And nothing as under rated as a good shit"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inner peace.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

My bed after sex

Mrs SB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Riding my bike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love

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back being scratched when it's itchy. That's quite orgasmic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yup, getting a huge powerful house so in tune with you that it follows your every thought and gives it's power into your hands - awe inspiring.

Add the very best ski runs too!!

nice architecture then take it period ha i can get that how old ?

Oh bugger - horse!!!

o ok ha well weirdly enough scared of horses but was around some last week i did get a bit excited ha they are beautiful creatures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love

back being scratched when it's itchy. That's quite orgasmic

Yeah but you need someone fast enough to chase the itch around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love

back being scratched when it's itchy. That's quite orgasmic

Yeah but you need someone fast enough to chase the itch around."

Too true. I'm the same with my scalp

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Feeling your baby kick inside you, sometimes it kinda felt like a big fart moving about trying find its way out

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Yup, getting a huge powerful house so in tune with you that it follows your every thought and gives it's power into your hands - awe inspiring.

Add the very best ski runs too!!

nice architecture then take it period ha i can get that how old ?

Oh bugger - horse!!!

o ok ha well weirdly enough scared of horses but was around some last week i did get a bit excited ha they are beautiful creatures "

They are incredible. My horse was so beautiful and so powerful he just took my breathe away every time I saw him, all his life. He had the most gorgeous face and heart stopping intensity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love

Sadly it's overrated and fleeting.

So, just like sex really...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My bed after sex

Mrs SB

goin home to it i take /

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

the greeting and look of love in our dogs eyes when we get in from work

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yup, getting a huge powerful house so in tune with you that it follows your every thought and gives it's power into your hands - awe inspiring.

Add the very best ski runs too!!

nice architecture then take it period ha i can get that how old ?

Oh bugger - horse!!!

o ok ha well weirdly enough scared of horses but was around some last week i did get a bit excited ha they are beautiful creatures

They are incredible. My horse was so beautiful and so powerful he just took my breathe away every time I saw him, all his life. He had the most gorgeous face and heart stopping intensity.

yeah there power is scary there grace beauty and clever too but BIG ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A solitary cycle ride with quality tunes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love

back being scratched when it's itchy. That's quite orgasmic

Yeah but you need someone fast enough to chase the itch around."
my husband does it. I'm like up down harder lol. Sounds like anything but being scratched lol.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Yup, getting a huge powerful house so in tune with you that it follows your every thought and gives it's power into your hands - awe inspiring.

Add the very best ski runs too!!

nice architecture then take it period ha i can get that how old ?

Oh bugger - horse!!!

o ok ha well weirdly enough scared of horses but was around some last week i did get a bit excited ha they are beautiful creatures

They are incredible. My horse was so beautiful and so powerful he just took my breathe away every time I saw him, all his life. He had the most gorgeous face and heart stopping intensity.

yeah there power is scary there grace beauty and clever too but BIG ha"

Yup, my guy was 650kg of muscle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watching football

you a reading fan?

Watching football live is definitely better than sex.

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crispy beef mmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Crispy beef mmm

shredded crispy beef ? in a sauce?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dry empty speed camera free roads and a thrash on my gixxer is pretty dam close and lasts longer

Yup. My motorbike. Long road. Couple o bends. Brew at the end.

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"Dry empty speed camera free roads and a thrash on my gixxer is pretty dam close and lasts longer

Yup. My motorbike. Long road. Couple o bends. Brew at the end."

SHOTGUN!

I'll make the tea at the end

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Twizzling a Cotton bud in the old lug hole

A rare pleasure indeed.

Oooo it's my fave pic

Pic??

Of Clem"

wats all that abowt den ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dry empty speed camera free roads and a thrash on my gixxer is pretty dam close and lasts longer

Yup. My motorbike. Long road. Couple o bends. Brew at the end.

SHOTGUN!

I'll make the tea at the end

you two go for a ride il make the tea at the end ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kissing can be as goog as well as rewarding as making love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good* damn it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kissing can be as goog as well as rewarding as making love "

Ohhh yes I love being kissed

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Dry empty speed camera free roads and a thrash on my gixxer is pretty dam close and lasts longer

Yup. My motorbike. Long road. Couple o bends. Brew at the end.

SHOTGUN!

I'll make the tea at the end

Hop on the back me and ms inky will give you the ride of your life, followed by a cuppa tea x

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Dry empty speed camera free roads and a thrash on my gixxer is pretty dam close and lasts longer

Yup. My motorbike. Long road. Couple o bends. Brew at the end."

Great minds think alike x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kissing can be as goog as well as rewarding as making love

Ohhh yes I love being kissed

Well when we will finally meet up for that J2O, we could exprience kissing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kissing can be as goog as well as rewarding as making love

Ohhh yes I love being kissed

Well when we will finally meet up for that J2O, we could exprience kissing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yup, getting a huge powerful house so in tune with you that it follows your every thought and gives it's power into your hands - awe inspiring.

Add the very best ski runs too!!

nice architecture then take it period ha i can get that how old ?

Oh bugger - horse!!!

I chose riding too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Music

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emotional freedom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discovery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nirvana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

payday but the pleasure is shortlived

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on who your having sex with.....!

But a really good, single Islay malt!

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

"A wee when you have been holding it in for hours

Even better is a wee when you haven't been able to wee for a couple of days, the urge building up, but when you try to wee, it just will not come out! The frustration doesn't help, running water doesn't help, just a feeling that you're going to wee all the time, but can't!

And then you wee. Aaaaaaaaaaah, yes! It's been 2 days, but by heck, it feels so good!

I had a medication side effect about 4 years ago which caused a urinary tract problem. Not an sti, before anyone assumes it was. I hadn't had any form of sexual contact in a couple of months. By heck, I appreciated the everyday ability to wee after that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laughing for me and just generally being happy is right up there with sex... I sometimes get the 'giggles' that last for ages! Can't control them and there is no warning! Been through many tissues wiping away the happy tears

Intense passionate kissing is better then sex.

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By *ragonDuo34Couple
over a year ago

Spalding

"Um.

Depends on who the sex is with to be honest. Some guys...well a council tax bill is better.

Other guys. Nope. Nothing comes close. I'm always on the hunt for those guys

Ditto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everything involving my kids is better than sex, except when they are after money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laughing to the point your stomach hurts and you can't catch a breath.

Free ride mountain biking for me as well

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Yup, getting a huge powerful house so in tune with you that it follows your every thought and gives it's power into your hands - awe inspiring.

Add the very best ski runs too!!

nice architecture then take it period ha i can get that how old ?

Oh bugger - horse!!!

I chose riding too x

Yup, can't beat a good ride one way or another!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blowjobs

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