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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i find myself watching it even when my little one isnt interested..

i think i need help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i find myself watching it even when my little one isnt interested..

i think i need help

If that's what you enjoy, you do it, sod what other people may think!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if u also watch porn, would that balance out?

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Na i watches it too and my baby is 10 lol xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Na i watches it too and my baby is 10 lol xx

you watch cos you star in most of the programmes!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

id just keep the same chanel on even if little un goes to bed for an afternoon nap.. doesnt even cross my mind to flip to 'normal' tv.

its addictive

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Na i watches it too and my baby is 10 lol xx

you watch cos you star in most of the programmes!!!"

thought little cook small looked a bit familiar...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Na i watches it too and my baby is 10 lol xx

you watch cos you star in most of the programmes!!!

thought little cook small looked a bit familiar...

why did I read that as little COCK small??

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Na i watches it too and my baby is 10 lol xx

you watch cos you star in most of the programmes!!!

thought little cook small looked a bit familiar...

why did I read that as little COCK small??

Thank god it wasn't just me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Na i watches it too and my baby is 10 lol xx

you watch cos you star in most of the programmes!!!

thought little cook small looked a bit familiar...

why did I read that as little COCK small??

lmfaoooo brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GET the remote and turn over

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"GET the remote and turn over

maybe i dont want to turn over... mister maker is HOT.. besides i like singing along to the theme tunes haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i find myself watching it even when my little one isnt interested..

i think i need help

I have my tv programmed so that every morning at 7am it turns over to...Arthur!

I can't believe I've just shared that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Na i watches it too and my baby is 10 lol xx

you watch cos you star in most of the programmes!!!

thought little cook small looked a bit familiar...

why did I read that as little COCK small??

Thank god it wasn't just me

Or me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i find myself watching it even when my little one isnt interested..

i think i need help

I have my tv programmed so that every morning at 7am it turns over to...Arthur!

I can't believe I've just shared that!

i actually laughed out loud! most shocking thing i think ive ever read on these forums haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i find myself watching it even when my little one isnt interested..

i think i need help

I have my tv programmed so that every morning at 7am it turns over to...Arthur!

I can't believe I've just shared that!

i actually laughed out loud! most shocking thing i think ive ever read on these forums haha"

My daughter and I had a conversation last week when she was home from uni, as she was cuddled up in my bed watching...Arthur.

She's 19 and we were moaning about missing programmes like Hey! Arnold, Gargoyles, Recess, Biker Mice from Mars et al.

Cough, erm...we soon went on to discuss the works of Jean Paul Sartre...cough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Na i watches it too and my baby is 10 lol xx

you watch cos you star in most of the programmes!!!

thought little cook small looked a bit familiar...

why did I read that as little COCK small??

Buket comes ta mind xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Na i watches it too and my baby is 10 lol xx

you watch cos you star in most of the programmes!!!

thought little cook small looked a bit familiar...

why did I read that as little COCK small??

Buket comes ta mind xx

if you are going to give a witty retort at least spell buCket correctly, ya faaannnaaayyy!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Na i watches it too and my baby is 10 lol xx

you watch cos you star in most of the programmes!!!

thought little cook small looked a bit familiar...

why did I read that as little COCK small??

Buket comes ta mind xx

if you are going to give a witty retort at least spell buCket correctly, ya faaannnaaayyy!!!!

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OOOO you can be so forceful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Na i watches it too and my baby is 10 lol xx

you watch cos you star in most of the programmes!!!

thought little cook small looked a bit familiar...

why did I read that as little COCK small??

Buket comes ta mind xx

if you are going to give a witty retort at least spell buCket correctly, ya faaannnaaayyy!!!!

Why do i do it why why why xx

Gives ya bloody ammo every soddin time xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i just wanna pat soapy on the head and say 'there there its ok' haha

bless the lil man x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i just wanna pat soapy on the head and say 'there there its ok' haha

bless the lil man x x "

Thats the very reason im thinin on top xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cbeebies makes me want to scrape out my brain and flush it down the toilet.

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

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*nurse .....nurse* there is a room full here without medication quick!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cbeebies makes me want to scrape out my brain and flush it down the toilet."

you have a brain?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cbeebies makes me want to scrape out my brain and flush it down the toilet.

you have a brain?!

It's only a small one, don't worry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cbeebies makes me want to scrape out my brain and flush it down the toilet.

you have a brain?!

It's only a small one, don't worry."

good won't block the toilet then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the night garden

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's only a small one, don't worry."

yet another great quote from this thread

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't beat a bit of Rasta Mouse! Or Zing Zillas.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In the night garden

best showe by a mile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used ta like the telly tubbies xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*nurse .....nurse* there is a room full here without medication quick!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't beat a bit of Rasta Mouse! Or Zing Zillas.

im getting into rasta mouse.. 'sing a song or two with the big fun crew'

love it when the beach birds say 'disaster' me n little one run around like headless chickens, she finds it hilarious haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I used ta like the telly tubbies xx

thanks to _muma,, we know u have a 'tinky winky'

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

shurrup you!! he's already given me a row this morning lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used ta like the telly tubbies xx

thanks to _muma,, we know u have a 'tinky winky'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"shurrup you!! he's already given me a row this morning lol xx"

you two sound like a married couple.. shall i start calling him dad?? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't beat a bit of Rasta Mouse! Or Zing Zillas.

im getting into rasta mouse.. 'sing a song or two with the big fun crew'

love it when the beach birds say 'disaster' me n little one run around like headless chickens, she finds it hilarious haha

I watch Rasta Mouse on iPlayer!

God, I'm not doing my rep any good with these disclosures am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the night garden

best showe by a mile

Daisy should have a profile on here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't beat a bit of Rasta Mouse! Or Zing Zillas.

im getting into rasta mouse.. 'sing a song or two with the big fun crew'

love it when the beach birds say 'disaster' me n little one run around like headless chickens, she finds it hilarious haha

I watch Rasta Mouse on iPlayer!

God, I'm not doing my rep any good with these disclosures am I?

Ya gone up in my estimation lol but i suppose that's no consolation is it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*nurse .....nurse* there is a room full here without medication quick!!

You called?

*assess patients*

Sorry, there is no hope for them

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Can't beat a bit of Rasta Mouse! Or Zing Zillas.

im getting into rasta mouse.. 'sing a song or two with the big fun crew'

love it when the beach birds say 'disaster' me n little one run around like headless chickens, she finds it hilarious haha

I watch Rasta Mouse on iPlayer!

God, I'm not doing my rep any good with these disclosures am I?

lol Sass, wait till Viccyboi reads this!!!! you are in for some stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*nurse .....nurse* there is a room full here without medication quick!!

You called?

*assess patients*

Sorry, there is no hope for them

"
Where were you when I was in hospital

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't beat a bit of Rasta Mouse! Or Zing Zillas.

im getting into rasta mouse.. 'sing a song or two with the big fun crew'

love it when the beach birds say 'disaster' me n little one run around like headless chickens, she finds it hilarious haha

I watch Rasta Mouse on iPlayer!

God, I'm not doing my rep any good with these disclosures am I?

Ya gone up in my estimation lol but i suppose that's no consolation is it xx

LOL...I'd take the piss, but that Scottish woman looks a bit rough, and I'm a southern softy...--------- leg's it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i mind some used 2 love that chuckle vision i think they were caklled did thought she was weird lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't beat a bit of Rasta Mouse! Or Zing Zillas.

im getting into rasta mouse.. 'sing a song or two with the big fun crew'

love it when the beach birds say 'disaster' me n little one run around like headless chickens, she finds it hilarious haha

I watch Rasta Mouse on iPlayer!

God, I'm not doing my rep any good with these disclosures am I?

lol Sass, wait till Viccyboi reads this!!!! you are in for some stick

Going to ask Admin to delete...and then deny...deny...deny!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Can't beat a bit of Rasta Mouse! Or Zing Zillas.

im getting into rasta mouse.. 'sing a song or two with the big fun crew'

love it when the beach birds say 'disaster' me n little one run around like headless chickens, she finds it hilarious haha

I watch Rasta Mouse on iPlayer!

God, I'm not doing my rep any good with these disclosures am I?

Ya gone up in my estimation lol but i suppose that's no consolation is it xx

LOL...I'd take the piss, but that Scottish woman looks a bit rough, and I'm a southern softy...--------- leg's it!

I will treat that remark with the contempt it deserves, and you better be able to run fast woman!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't beat a bit of Rasta Mouse! Or Zing Zillas.

im getting into rasta mouse.. 'sing a song or two with the big fun crew'

love it when the beach birds say 'disaster' me n little one run around like headless chickens, she finds it hilarious haha

I watch Rasta Mouse on iPlayer!

God, I'm not doing my rep any good with these disclosures am I?

Ya gone up in my estimation lol but i suppose that's no consolation is it xx

LOL...I'd take the piss, but that Scottish woman looks a bit rough, and I'm a southern softy...--------- leg's it!

I will treat that remark with the contempt it deserves, and you better be able to run fast woman!!!

What?!!

Did I say which Scottish woman?!!

Honestly...this place!!!

*Flounces out in righteous indignation*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't beat a bit of Rasta Mouse! Or Zing Zillas.

im getting into rasta mouse.. 'sing a song or two with the big fun crew'

love it when the beach birds say 'disaster' me n little one run around like headless chickens, she finds it hilarious haha

I watch Rasta Mouse on iPlayer!

God, I'm not doing my rep any good with these disclosures am I?

lol Sass, wait till Viccyboi reads this!!!! you are in for some stick

Going to ask Admin to delete...and then deny...deny...deny!

*screen grabs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm putting CITV on this is childish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm putting CITV on this is childish

Is that telly for growed up people?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm putting CITV on this is childish

Is that telly for growed up people?"

Yeah so get back in ya playpen and move away from the remote xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I'm putting CITV on this is childish

Is that telly for growed up people?"

well if it is then you can't watch it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm putting CITV on this is childish

Is that telly for growed up people?

well if it is then you can't watch it!!!

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Well I'm older that you's so I can watch bigger telly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm putting CITV on this is childish

Is that telly for growed up people?

well if it is then you can't watch it!!!

Nor can your boyfriend!!!

*starts singing*

Wendys got a boyfriend.... Wendys got a booooyfriend.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm putting CITV on this is childish

Is that telly for growed up people?

well if it is then you can't watch it!!!

Nor can your boyfriend!!!

*starts singing*

Wendys got a boyfriend.... Wendys got a booooyfriend.....

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Naughty corner for you, in fact better send you to the good corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm putting CITV on this is childish

Is that telly for growed up people?

well if it is then you can't watch it!!!

Nor can your boyfriend!!!

*starts singing*

Wendys got a boyfriend.... Wendys got a booooyfriend.....

Naughty corner for you, in fact better send you to the good corner

I'm already on the naughty step playing with Wendys boyfriend

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Miss, Miss... that blonde 2020 bint is picking on me... I fink she shoulds be expelled!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now now girls no fighting please xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now now girls no fighting please xx

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Unless we can watch and you wear bikini's

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I'm putting CITV on this is childish

Is that telly for growed up people?

well if it is then you can't watch it!!!

Nor can your boyfriend!!!

*starts singing*

Wendys got a boyfriend.... Wendys got a booooyfriend.....

Naughty corner for you, in fact better send you to the good corner

I'm already on the naughty step playing with Wendys boyfriend

well you can keep him, cos I sure as hell ain't touching him again after you've been about him!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now now girls no fighting please xx

Unless we can watch and you wear bikini's

God im gettin slow in me old age xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now now girls no fighting please xx

She stuck her tongue out at me and I saw her kissing private parts when you weren't looking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now now girls no fighting please xx

She stuck her tongue out at me and I saw her kissing private parts when you weren't looking."
Telltale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now now girls no fighting please xx

She stuck her tongue out at me and I saw her kissing private parts when you weren't looking."

Now now we all knows what happens ta tell tales dont we frock?? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm already on the naughty step playing with Wendys boyfriend

well you can keep him, cos I sure as hell ain't touching him again after you've been about him!!!

He told me he likes me more than you anyways!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I'm already on the naughty step playing with Wendys boyfriend

well you can keep him, cos I sure as hell ain't touching him again after you've been about him!!!

He told me he likes me more than you anyways!!!"

he only said that so you wouldn't pee your pants.............AGAIN!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

wendy and soapy sitting in a tree K - I - S - S - I - N - G first comes love, second comes marriage, third comes a baby in a golden carriage..

*skips off*

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"wendy and soapy sitting in a tree K - I - S - S - I - N - G first comes love, second comes marriage, third comes a baby in a golden carriage..

*skips off*

right daughter, you are grounded for 2 weeks and no internet for a month!!!! ner ner ne ner ner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm already on the naughty step playing with Wendys boyfriend

well you can keep him, cos I sure as hell ain't touching him again after you've been about him!!!

He told me he likes me more than you anyways!!!

he only said that so you wouldn't pee your pants.............AGAIN!!!!"

He said he wouldn't say anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im off i dont like kissy girls anyway they all smell xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"wendy and soapy sitting in a tree K - I - S - S - I - N - G first comes love, second comes marriage, third comes a baby in a golden carriage..

*skips off*

right daughter, you are grounded for 2 weeks and no internet for a month!!!! ner ner ne ner ner"

FUCK!! mum your a bitch! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm already on the naughty step playing with Wendys boyfriend

well you can keep him, cos I sure as hell ain't touching him again after you've been about him!!!

He told me he likes me more than you anyways!!!

he only said that so you wouldn't pee your pants.............AGAIN!!!!"
Want to come n play doctors and nurses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wendy and soapy sitting in a tree K - I - S - S - I - N - G first comes love, second comes marriage, third comes a baby in a golden carriage..

*skips off*

right daughter, you are grounded for 2 weeks and no internet for a month!!!! ner ner ne ner ner

FUCK!! mum your a bitch! lol

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aaw you sweared, now yer in trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wendy and soapy sitting in a tree K - I - S - S - I - N - G first comes love, second comes marriage, third comes a baby in a golden carriage..

*skips off*

right daughter, you are grounded for 2 weeks and no internet for a month!!!! ner ner ne ner ner"

*passes cute a smartfone*

Don't let your mom see it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wendy and soapy sitting in a tree K - I - S - S - I - N - G first comes love, second comes marriage, third comes a baby in a golden carriage..

*skips off*

right daughter, you are grounded for 2 weeks and no internet for a month!!!! ner ner ne ner ner

*passes cute a smartfone*

Don't let your mom see it...."

Im tellin xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wendy and soapy sitting in a tree K - I - S - S - I - N - G first comes love, second comes marriage, third comes a baby in a golden carriage..

*skips off*

right daughter, you are grounded for 2 weeks and no internet for a month!!!! ner ner ne ner ner

*passes cute a smartfone*

Don't let your mom see it....

Im tellin xx

"
Telltale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wendy and soapy sitting in a tree K - I - S - S - I - N - G first comes love, second comes marriage, third comes a baby in a golden carriage..

*skips off*

right daughter, you are grounded for 2 weeks and no internet for a month!!!! ner ner ne ner ner

*passes cute a smartfone*

Don't let your mom see it....

Im tellin xx

Now now Soapy, we all know what happens to telltales....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You in 1 corner and him in another that should sort you 2 out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

yes i swore,, so SPANK ME!

fuck, fuck, shit, bollocks, twat..... CUNTTTTTT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You in 1 corner and him in another that should sort you 2 out"

*huffs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yes i swore,, so SPANK ME!

fuck, fuck, shit, bollocks, twat..... CUNTTTTTT

You forgot cock... how could you forget cock???

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"yes i swore,, so SPANK ME!

fuck, fuck, shit, bollocks, twat..... CUNTTTTTT

right young lady, I've just about had enough of I can take of your behaviour, just wait till your father gets home....oh, and for the record - SANTA ISN'T REAL!!!! HA!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"SANTA ISN'T REAL!!!! HA!!!!!"

Who's the bloke that empties his sack once a year then?

xxx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

SOAPY!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"yes i swore,, so SPANK ME!

fuck, fuck, shit, bollocks, twat..... CUNTTTTTT

right young lady, I've just about had enough of I can take of your behaviour, just wait till your father gets home....oh, and for the record - SANTA ISN'T REAL!!!! HA!!!!!"

Youve slept with so many men you dont know who my father is! you schlaaaaaagggg!

oh and for the record the dwarf your sleeping with is only doing it cos i promised him a part in Snow White..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm off to the pub before it gets violent

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"yes i swore,, so SPANK ME!

fuck, fuck, shit, bollocks, twat..... CUNTTTTTT

right young lady, I've just about had enough of I can take of your behaviour, just wait till your father gets home....oh, and for the record - SANTA ISN'T REAL!!!! HA!!!!!

Youve slept with so many men you dont know who my father is! you schlaaaaaagggg!

oh and for the record the dwarf your sleeping with is only doing it cos i promised him a part in Snow White..

well you certainly couldn't play the title role schlaaaaaapper

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm off to the pub before it gets violent

Id come with you but im grounded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"SOAPY!!!!!!!"

Well, it is really hard to set a date with him so I can take your word for it.

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over a year ago

"Youve slept with so many men you dont know who my father is! you schlaaaaaagggg!

oh and for the record the dwarf your sleeping with is only doing it cos i promised him a part in Snow White..

well you certainly couldn't play the title role schlaaaaaapper

Your more of the Ice Queen :D

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over a year ago

"I'm off to the pub before it gets violent

Id come with you but im grounded

Can I use your fake ID please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm off to the pub before it gets violent

Id come with you but im grounded

Can I use your fake ID please?"

No, cos i need it to buy cuttlery from Dunelm Mill :D haha

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over a year ago

"I'm off to the pub before it gets violent

Id come with you but im grounded

Can I use your fake ID please?

No, cos i need it to buy cuttlery from Dunelm Mill :D haha"

LOL!!! Can you get me some fags while you are out then? I don't smoke but I wanna look hard and all that in front of me mates

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over a year ago

"I'm off to the pub before it gets violent

Id come with you but im grounded

Can I use your fake ID please?

No, cos i need it to buy cuttlery from Dunelm Mill :D haha

LOL!!! Can you get me some fags while you are out then? I don't smoke but I wanna look hard and all that in front of me mates

LMAO try not to wear a barbie puffer jacket out then.. they were so 10year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm off to the pub before it gets violent

Id come with you but im grounded

Can I use your fake ID please?

No, cos i need it to buy cuttlery from Dunelm Mill :D haha

LOL!!! Can you get me some fags while you are out then? I don't smoke but I wanna look hard and all that in front of me mates

LMAO try not to wear a barbie puffer jacket out then.. they were so 10year ago

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OUCH

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over a year ago

LOL!!! Can you get me some fags while you are out then? I don't smoke but I wanna look hard and all that in front of me mates

Yeah i like to do that as well but i uses Viagra xx

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over a year ago

LOL!!! Can you get me some fags while you are out then? I don't smoke but I wanna look hard and all that in front of me mates

Yeah i like to do that as well but i uses Viagra xx

PMSL!!!! xx

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By *o Peep n WoodyCouple
over a year ago

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"i find myself watching it even when my little one isnt interested..

i think i need help

Maybe thats why you burnt the sausages. Distracted by cbeebies

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over a year ago

"i find myself watching it even when my little one isnt interested..

i think i need help

Maybe thats why you burnt the sausages. Distracted by cbeebies

that was the reason actually.. blame Mr Tumble

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