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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm trying to rescue a spider and chuck it outside.

I did the glass and piece of card trick but it won't walk onto the card, and is huddled on a tiny piece of carpet with its legs folded under.

I am worried if I slide the card under further so I can pick the whole thing up, I'm gonna squash it.

Stupid spider.

Bet it knows it's raining outside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiders dislike the rain. It's why they come indoors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick it up with tweezers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm trying to rescue a spider and chuck it outside.

I did the glass and piece of card trick but it won't walk onto the card, and is huddled on a tiny piece of carpet with its legs folded under.

I am worried if I slide the card under further so I can pick the whole thing up, I'm gonna squash it.

Stupid spider.

Bet it knows it's raining outside. "

Aww gotta love yeh for trying..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

flame thrower!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, don't worry... one COMPLETELY ruined my orgasm the other day. I took quite extreme revenge on the poor bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm trying to rescue a spider and chuck it outside.

I did the glass and piece of card trick but it won't walk onto the card, and is huddled on a tiny piece of carpet with its legs folded under.

I am worried if I slide the card under further so I can pick the whole thing up, I'm gonna squash it.

Stupid spider.

Bet it knows it's raining outside. "

It will relax and move if you wait quietly with glass ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, don't worry... one COMPLETELY ruined my orgasm the other day. I took quite extreme revenge on the poor bugger "

Please do explain how that occured

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Just Hoover it up ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"flame thrower! "

How big is the spider?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, don't worry... one COMPLETELY ruined my orgasm the other day. I took quite extreme revenge on the poor bugger "

Did you get medieval on it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm trying to rescue a spider and chuck it outside.

I did the glass and piece of card trick but it won't walk onto the card, and is huddled on a tiny piece of carpet with its legs folded under.

I am worried if I slide the card under further so I can pick the whole thing up, I'm gonna squash it.

Stupid spider.

Bet it knows it's raining outside. "
.dyson

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

It's a well-known fact that all spiders are Hindu (hence the many arms) and thus believe in reincarnation. So you're actually doing them a favour when you wallop them repeatedly into the carpet with the heel of your shoe, as they'll come back as something better.

(That's the theory I use, anyways)

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, don't worry... one COMPLETELY ruined my orgasm the other day. I took quite extreme revenge on the poor bugger

Please do explain how that occured "

*sighs dramatically*

I was laid in bed having some "me" time, opened my eyes for a second, saw a middish sized spider hanging from its web off the ceiling, so I jumped up & suffocated it with hairspray, then later hoovered - my ceilings are a good eight foot high - it up. Just to make sure it were well & truly dead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

It will relax and move if you wait quietly with glass ready "

I left it for five mins and it didn't move. Finally I called in my husband with strict instructions not to kill it who got it moving.

It's now outside. In the rain. Probably crawling back in through an open window as I type.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Probably crawling back in through an open window as I type. "

They never crawl back in after I repeatedly leather them with my shoe...

#justsayin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

It will relax and move if you wait quietly with glass ready

I left it for five mins and it didn't move. Finally I called in my husband with strict instructions not to kill it who got it moving.

It's now outside. In the rain. Probably crawling back in through an open window as I type. "

At least you didn't kill the poor thing.

Well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, don't worry... one COMPLETELY ruined my orgasm the other day. I took quite extreme revenge on the poor bugger

Please do explain how that occured

*sighs dramatically*

I was laid in bed having some "me" time, opened my eyes for a second, saw a middish sized spider hanging from its web off the ceiling, so I jumped up & suffocated it with hairspray, then later hoovered - my ceilings are a good eight foot high - it up. Just to make sure it were well & truly dead."

Thank you for clearing that up for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spider spider on the wall,

Dont you know that walls been plastered?

Now your stuck you stupid...spider

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By *piritsonfabCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"

It will relax and move if you wait quietly with glass ready

I left it for five mins and it didn't move. Finally I called in my husband with strict instructions not to kill it who got it moving.

It's now outside. In the rain. Probably crawling back in through an open window as I type. "

Good for you. Fear translates to hate on so many people on helpless creatures. (And I'm terrified)

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

The easiest way to deposit them outside is by scraping them off of your shoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, don't worry... one COMPLETELY ruined my orgasm the other day. I took quite extreme revenge on the poor bugger "

haha i remember that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

It will relax and move if you wait quietly with glass ready

I left it for five mins and it didn't move. Finally I called in my husband with strict instructions not to kill it who got it moving.

It's now outside. In the rain. Probably crawling back in through an open window as I type.

At least you didn't kill the poor thing.

Well done "

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