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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

....an atom! They make up everything! x

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'd now do a joke about quantum physics but while they're funny, they're also not funny at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd now do a joke about quantum physics but while they're funny, they're also not funny at the same time. "

It's all relative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They like being split in 2

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare


"They like being split in 2 "

Are you positive?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'd now do a joke about quantum physics but while they're funny, they're also not funny at the same time. "

Ah c'mon Joe, ya can't string us all along like that.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar.

And also doesn't.

Hmm...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I'd now do a joke about quantum physics but while they're funny, they're also not funny at the same time.

Ah c'mon Joe, ya can't string us all along like that. "

Well, actually, theoretically, he can

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Does it matter?

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By *ondonerMan
over a year ago

London / Essex borders

I was going to make a clever Chemistry joke, but then I realised the best ones Argon

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

... A fart

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By *ondonerMan
over a year ago

London / Essex borders

[Removed by poster at 09/05/16 23:15:39]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pooch doesn't like general relativity too many mu's

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"[Removed by poster at 09/05/16 23:15:39]"

A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting.

The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5ft to the left, the chemist takes a shot and misses 5ft to the right, and the statistician yells, ‘We got ‘im!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar.

And also doesn't.

Hmm..."

Again?!

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare


"[Removed by poster at 09/05/16 23:15:39]

A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting.

The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5ft to the left, the chemist takes a shot and misses 5ft to the right, and the statistician yells, ‘We got ‘im!’

"

Probably

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By *ilveryFoxMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"... A fart"

A wet fart!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

So a classics professor goes to a tailor to get his trousers mended.

The tailor asks, ‘Euripedes?’

The professor replies, ‘Yes. Eumenides?

(I'll get my coat...)

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"So a classics professor goes to a tailor to get his trousers mended.

The tailor asks, ‘Euripedes?’

The professor replies, ‘Yes. Eumenides?

(I'll get my coat...)"

This made me laugh (for the first time since the royal wedding)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heisenberg and Schrodinger are speeding down the motorway when a policeman pulls them over. The policeman walks up to the window and asks Heisenberg,

“do you know how fast you were going?”

Heisenberg replies, “No, but I knew where I was.”

Thinking this answer a little strange; the policeman decides to investigate the boot. Shocked by what he finds he shouts, “You have a dead cat in here!”

Schrodinger answers, “well I do now!”

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Heisenberg and Schrodinger are speeding down the motorway when a policeman pulls them over. The policeman walks up to the window and asks Heisenberg,

“do you know how fast you were going?”

Heisenberg replies, “No, but I knew where I was.”

Thinking this answer a little strange; the policeman decides to investigate the boot. Shocked by what he finds he shouts, “You have a dead cat in here!”

Schrodinger answers, “well I do now!”

"

LOL

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Mmmmkay...

Werner Heisenberg, Kurt Gödel, and Noam Chomsky walk into a bar.

Heisenberg turns to the other two and says, ‘Clearly this is a joke, but how can we figure out if it's funny or not?’

Gödel replies, ‘We can't know that because we're inside the joke.’

Chomsky says, ‘Of course it's funny. You're just telling it wrong.’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmmkay...

Werner Heisenberg, Kurt Gödel, and Noam Chomsky walk into a bar.

Heisenberg turns to the other two and says, ‘Clearly this is a joke, but how can we figure out if it's funny or not?’

Gödel replies, ‘We can't know that because we're inside the joke.’

Chomsky says, ‘Of course it's funny. You're just telling it wrong.’"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

My brain hurts

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar.

And also doesn't.

Hmm..."
made me lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"So a classics professor goes to a tailor to get his trousers mended.

The tailor asks, ‘Euripedes?’

The professor replies, ‘Yes. Eumenides?

(I'll get my coat...)"

- thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Einstein, Newton and Pascal are playing hide and seek. Its Einstein’s turn to count so he covers his eyes and starts counting to ten. Pascal runs off and hides. Newton draws a one metre by one metre square on the ground in front of Einstein then stands in the middle of it. Einstein reaches ten and opens his eyes. He sees Newton and shouts “Newton! I have found you, you’re it”

Newton smiles and says, “you didn’t find me, you found a Newton over a square metre; you found Pascal”

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Very good...

Kant walks into a bar … only he doesn’t, a prerequisite of movement being three-dimensional space, which is merely an illusory construct of pure intuition.

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By *ellblessMan
over a year ago

Berkshire

Why are 6 atoms afraid of 7....because 789....acccctually they don't eat each other they merge because some atoms come together in a process known as fusion, unless you're a dwarf star which occurs after a supernova and you eat everything including light and space causing a wormhole.....oops got carried away.

A wet fart through a mankini

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*As Michael Cain*

"Oi! D'you know... everyone knows what a paradox is - not a lot of people know that."

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