FabSwingers.com forum: Film quotes

By *iptopcool OP Man
over a year ago

mid

Enter the dragon has just started on sky select.

" Boards don't hit back" has got to be one of the best quotes of all time

What's your best film quote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball

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By *neeyedpirateMan
over a year ago

ask!

I feel the need.....the need for speed!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

President Merkin Muffley: Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take me to bed or lose me forever.

Top Gun : All time classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lotion with potion is in the vessel with the pestle.

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

Got three

1. We ain't found shit!

2. Manners maketh man

3. I'm a catholic whore. Currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black jewish boyfriend, who works in a military abortion clinic. SO hail satan and have a lovely afternoon ma'am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?"

Doug Bradley/Pinhead in Hellraiser (1983)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody puts baby in the corner

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

'Oliver Norvelle Hardy, and this is my friend, Mr Laurel'

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I think he said the sheriff is near?

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think he said the sheriff is near?"

The sherif is near ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think he said the sheriff is near?

The sherif is near ? "

No. The sheriff is a *****

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

It's usually the way a line is delivered that puts it on my list. Some of these lines are:

1. This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.

2.The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts.

3. On the whole, I wish I'd stayed in Tunbridge Wells.

4. Klytus, I'm bored. What play thing can you offer me today?

5. You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

6. We're going to need a bigger boat.

7. I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

8. The entire script from Pulp Fiction or Life of Brian....

My list would stretch forever......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To infinity and beyond

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"To infinity and beyond "

Wasn't that John Prescott on the '97 election tour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?"

Doug Bradley/Pinhead in Hellraiser (1983)"

I share a birthday with Doug Bradley.

"We have such sights to show you."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey I'm chuckie wanna play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've got to ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They all float down here" - IT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mama always says, life is like a box of chocolate. You never know what you'll get.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Never apologize its a sign of weakness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who. In the name of charity and goodwill, Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down apon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

Pulp fiction.

Jules winnfield. Awesome film!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas. Half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Hit it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People had more than they needed. We had no idea what was precious and what wasn't. We threw away things people kill each other for now.

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By *iptopcool OP Man
over a year ago

mid

Warriors come out to playyyeeeayyyy

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Love the smell of napalm in the morning

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

"106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas. Half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Hit it."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“The press is a gang of cruel faggots. Journalism is not a profession or a trade. It is a cheap catch-all for fuckoffs and misfits—a false doorway to the backside of life, a filthy piss-ridden little hole nailed off by the building inspector, but just deep enough for a wino to curl up from the sidewalk and masturbate like a chimp in a zoo-cage.”

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"People had more than they needed. We had no idea what was precious and what wasn't. We threw away things people kill each other for now.

Great quote. Great film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like sand

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"It's always better to have a gun and not need it, than need a gun and not have it" -

Clarence Wurley.

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By *ug247Man
over a year ago

Near You

Do you know what Nemisis means?

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By *ilveryFoxMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized by. We're ruled by effete arseholes.

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By *osettaWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

L for love!

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By *ilveryFoxMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Enter the dragon has just started on sky select.

" Boards don't hit back" has got to be one of the best quotes of all time

What's your best film quote "

So who else read this in their best/worst Bruce Lee accent?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“You’re born, you take shit. Get out in the world, you take more shit. Climb a little higher, take less shit. Till one day you’re up in the rarified atmosphere and you’ve forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it safe?"

Can you name the film?

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By *iptopcool OP Man
over a year ago

mid

"Enter the dragon has just started on sky select.

" Boards don't hit back" has got to be one of the best quotes of all time

What's your best film quote

So who else read this in their best/worst Bruce Lee accent?"

Bet every one did, I know I did and I wrote it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get that corn outta my face!!!!".....

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By *iptopcool OP Man
over a year ago

mid

""Is it safe?"

Can you name the film?"

Marathon man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was just having a drink of milk from your cow"...."that aint no cow thats a bull"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Is it safe?"

Can you name the film?

Marathon man "

Spot on well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Was just having a drink of milk from your cow"...."that aint no cow thats a bull""

Can you name the film?

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By *londie bearWoman
over a year ago

Bexley-ish

""Is it safe?"

Can you name the film?"

Marathon Man....Dustin Hoffman and Laurence Olivier...top film

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By *londie bearWoman
over a year ago

Bexley-ish

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No!, I am your father!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know who you are, I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell I don't have money but what I do have, are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let me daughter go now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't... I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Reject the basic assumptions of civilization, especially the importance of material possessions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I must break you"

"Say what again, say what again! I dare you, I double dare you motherf*****, say what one more god damn time!"

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

So you're from outer space?

No I'm from Iowa...I work in outer space.

Know Jesus? N******** owes me 10 dollars!

Dear Mr. Vernon: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong. But we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never apologize its a sign of weakness"

Swimming with sharks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who. In the name of charity and goodwill, Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down apon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

Pulp fiction.

Jules winnfield. Awesome film! "

Best be one charming motha f-ing pig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Enter the dragon has just started on sky select.

" Boards don't hit back" has got to be one of the best quotes of all time

What's your best film quote

So who else read this in their best/worst Bruce Lee accent?

Bet every one did, I know I did and I wrote it lol"

I do a pretty goo impression if I may say so.

Actually, I can't.

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By *ws101Man
over a year ago

mansfield

Eeeeee eeeee eeeeeeeeee eeeee eeeeeeey - depp in fear and loathing on adrinacrome lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FBI Agent: Sir, we discovered you were born Nathan Huffheins.

Nathan Arizona Sr.: Yeah, I changed my name. What of it?

FBI Agent: Can you give us an indication why?

Nathan Arizona Sr.: Would you shop at a store called Unpainted Huffheins?

Policeman: Do you have any disgruntled employees?

Nathan Arizona Sr.: Hell, they're all disgruntled. I ain't running no damn daisy farm. My motto is "Do it my way or watch your butt!"

Policeman: Well, do you think any of them could've done it?

Nathan Arizona Sr.: Oh, don't make me laugh. Without my say-so they wouldn't piss with their pants on fire.

Evelle: Do they blow up in funny shapes?

Grocer: Nope. Unless round's funny.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Never apologize its a sign of weakness

Swimming with sharks?"
john wayne "she wore a yellow ribbon"

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By *ilveryFoxMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

The first rule about fight club is there is no fight club

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"The lotion with potion is in the vessel with the pestle. "
the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People had more than they needed. We had no idea what was precious and what wasn't. We threw away things people kill each other for now.

Great quote. Great film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated!

Full metal jacket for those that don't know

There are so many in this film that crack me up

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By *ileyMan
over a year ago

basildon

You barsterd.

Yes by birth but your a self made man.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

So I threw down my gun and walked away

What happened then?

The little bastard shot me in the arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He gets the title shot outdoors on the ballpark and what do I get? A one-way ticket to Palooka-ville! You was my brother, Charley, you shoulda looked out for me a little bit. You shoulda taken care of me just a little bit so I wouldn't have to take them dives for the short-end money.

Charlie: Oh I had some bets down for you. You saw some money.

Terry: You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you, Charley.

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By *ionaScarletTV/TS
over a year ago

Dundee

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

From the greatest movie ever made

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"So I threw down my gun and walked away

What happened then?

The little bastard shot me in the arse"

You done shot me in the pink toe

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

Thats not a knife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

excuse me but why does God need a starship?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats not a knife"

Crocodile Dundee so love that film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50 bucks grandpa...for 75, the wife can watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Warriors come out to playyyeeeayyyy "

Who wasted Cyrus ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chaos... chaos is great! Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling."

If anyone can name the film I WILL be impressed!

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By *elson61Man
over a year ago

WELWYN GARDEN CITY

"You're in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history!

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By *aster and sub 69 79Couple
over a year ago

portadown. tyrone area

"50 bucks grandpa...for 75, the wife can watch

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By *aster and sub 69 79Couple
over a year ago

portadown. tyrone area

Pretty woman

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

""Chaos... chaos is great! Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling."

If anyone can name the film I WILL be impressed!"

Oh my god a dark unsettling film this one Heathers?

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By *ionaScarletTV/TS
over a year ago

Dundee

""Chaos... chaos is great! Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling."

If anyone can name the film I WILL be impressed!"

ha! just watched that one recently - love Christian Slater!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Chaos... chaos is great! Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling."

If anyone can name the film I WILL be impressed!

Oh my god a dark unsettling film this one Heathers? "

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Chaos... chaos is great! Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling."

If anyone can name the film I WILL be impressed!

ha! just watched that one recently - love Christian Slater!"

Me too! True Romance is one of my all time favourite films.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And this...

"You're not a bad person. You're a very good person, who bad things have happened to. Besides, the world isn't split into good people and Death Eaters. We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are."

And...

"But remember this - happiness can be found, in even the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light."

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By *ionaScarletTV/TS
over a year ago

Dundee

""Chaos... chaos is great! Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling."

If anyone can name the film I WILL be impressed!

ha! just watched that one recently - love Christian Slater!

Me too! True Romance is one of my all time favourite films."

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

"right banks, you bastard! I'm the daddy now, next time I'll fucking kill ya"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mischief managed!

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Quotes i regularly use include

You can chew the bark off my big fat log

It rubs the lotion on its skin

There are no chicks with dicks, only dudes with tits

Monty, you terrible cunt

A shrubbery (in the voice of the Knights that say Nee)

Hmmm, Gelfling (in the voice of Ogre, but only when I find something interesting)

To the winch, wench (usually said to my daughter or best friend if we're going somewhere)

I think I might use film quotes a bit too often LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm ready man, check me out, I am the ultimate badass ! State of the badass art. You do NOT wanna fuck with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley dont you worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeted particle beam phalanx Vwap ! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, we got sharp sticks....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These are my recreational clothes"

*clenches his arse cheeks with his back turned to sister Encarnacion*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fozzie wozzie was a women..

See no evil, hear no evil. Funny as fuk..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing beats this:

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Somebody trashed your house.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Pretty please with a cherry on top, now clean the fucking car!

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

Cannot believe no one has yet claimed this one but here goes

I Am Spartacus

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

Give me clearance clarence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your a dick

Watched the first xmen last night and forgot how funny that line was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tis but a scratch...

Look at that - steady as a rock.... Yeh, but I shoot with this hand.

How about some more beans Mr Taggart?

Candygram for Mongo...

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Then get your fwiggin feet off the stage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anwother schnitzel?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

You use your tongue better than a $20 whore

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By *abopino coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cabopino, Marbella,Spain, NOT UK

We have an injured rabbit also

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fuckin' master.

Given a lot of 'em?

Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.

fave film ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am Brian and so is my wife.. Another classic..

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

Wax on wax off

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Will somebody get this big moving carpet out of my way.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I love the smell of Napalm in the morning, it smells like victory.

He's a Cunt, his dad's a Cunt and if he had kids they would be little cunts.

How do you know it's going to be a good day, are you a fucking weatherman.

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By *elson61Man
over a year ago

WELWYN GARDEN CITY

"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"

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By *ete and HerCouple
over a year ago

Chester

In case I forget to tell you later, I had a really good time tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is no flavour.. There are no spices"

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Orange whip?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty white uniform and with your Harvard mouth extend me some fucking courtesy

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By *elson61Man
over a year ago

WELWYN GARDEN CITY

"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti"

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." "

Inconceivable!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every time he comes up here, he's got no rifle, he's got no pants, he's got no boots..all he's got is that little gun he carries around like John Wayne. That aint gonna help ya.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Total Recall -

Kuato:

What do you want, Mr. Quaid?

Douglas Quaid:

The same as you, to remember.

Kuato:

But why?

Douglas Quaid:

To be myself again.

Kuato:

You are what you do. A man is defined by his actions, not his memory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're gonna need a bigger...... boat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you going to pull those pistols,or whistle Dixie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you going to pull those pistols,or whistle Dixie."

It's not fer eatin...it's just fer..lookin' through..

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By *t my DesiresWoman
over a year ago

Bitchville

"Remember me Eddie, when I killed your brother, I looked JUST LIKE THIS"!!!

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By *pacecoastersCouple
over a year ago

Cocoa Beach

"Do you expect me to talk?"

"Oh no Mr. Bond, I expect you to die"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter... TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH.

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next"

Gladiator, one of the best films of all time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take me to bed or lose me forever.

Top Gun : All time classic

Love that quote... Not heard it for years (on screen or in real life lol) xx

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"THE TRUTH! YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""THE TRUTH! YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!""

Jack?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why dont you step up here hot shot and i'll slap that smile right of your face"

Get this and you're good

Try not to google have a think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey You Guys"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

brilliant movie

From the greatest movie ever made

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't rain all the time

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Enter the dragon has just started on sky select.

" Boards don't hit back" has got to be one of the best quotes of all time

What's your best film quote "
hmmm one of my favorite movies of all time......my best film quote is "warriors,come out to play!"

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Leeloo Dallas Multipass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Chaos... chaos is great! Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling."

If anyone can name the film I WILL be impressed!

ha! just watched that one recently - love Christian Slater!

Me too! True Romance is one of my all time favourite films."

and get some cleaning products...

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Get off your horse and drink your milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an excellent driver...

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Your clothes, give them to me now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was the Dukes it was the Dukes...

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Fuck you asshole!

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By *litheroevoyeurMan
over a year ago

Clitheroe

"You're wet"

"Yes, it's raining"

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By *litheroevoyeurMan
over a year ago

Clitheroe

"You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?"

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

He who controls the spice controls the universe.

Frank Herbert, Dune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just one wafer thin mint Mr Creasote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just one wafer thin mint Mr Creasote"

The meaning of life part1

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By *luetezoCouple
over a year ago

by the beach

I know I'm going to lose here, but I will be the best second you've ever seen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"come up and see me sometime"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wheres your tool?"

"What fucking tool?"

"This fucking tool"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got two things in this world, my bolls 'n' my word, and I don' break neither for no one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well.. You gonna draw yer pistols ,or whistle Dixie?..

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

" Your Mother sucks cocks in hell ! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you know what Nemisis means?

"I fucking hate pikeys!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Baby I'm gonna treat you so good you won't ever wanna let me go."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any Jungle in, Guy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me"

Where's that one from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me"

Where's that one from

Silence of the Lambs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any Jungle in, Guy?

LOVE IT!!! I got the Tarzan & Jane of the jungle

Human traffic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope I give you the shits, you fucking wimp!" The last battle between Private 'Spoon' Witherspoon and his werewolf assailent. Taken from the movie 'Dog Soldiers"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are old pilots

There are bold pilots

But very few old bold pilots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah Roy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mutha Fucka, Ya Long Haired Faggot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favourite head up against the bar room wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yes sir, the check is in the mail."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stay away from my daughter you bitch - Harry potter

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Frying tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paulo: Put your hands up!

Hans: No.

Paulo: What?

Hans: I said no.

Paulo: Why not?

Hans: Because I don't want to.

Paulo: But I've got a gun...

Hans: I don't care.

Paulo: It doesn't make any sense!

Hans: Too bad!

Christopher walken in seven psychopaths

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By *abopino coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cabopino, Marbella,Spain, NOT UK

""He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Wheres your tool?"

"What fucking tool?"

"This fucking tool""

Wild Bill... only cos put that on another of these threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roads.. where we're going we dont need roads...

LOL fav

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't you see that killing me is not going to bring back your apples?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And she stepped on the ball...

LOL more fav

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Wheres your tool?"

"What fucking tool?"

"This fucking tool"

Wild Bill... only cos put that on another of these threads

xx"

Wild Bill ???

I think the film is scum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Wheres your tool?"

"What fucking tool?"

"This fucking tool"

Wild Bill... only cos put that on another of these threads

xx"

Sorry confusion... Scum

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By *aster C the kinksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington

Look in the mirror..you're a creature of the night Michael. .just like out of a comic book..my own brother..A god damn shit sucking vampire...well you wait til mom finds out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Wheres your tool?"

"What fucking tool?"

"This fucking tool"

Wild Bill... only cos put that on another of these threads

Wild Bill ???

I think the film is scum"

see above apology

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

60% of the time it works every time.

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