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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What fqb expressions are guaranteed to make you cringe and squirm?

For me.. everytime i read "sexy times"

JUST SAY SEX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fun!....anyone that has to use it so many times on their profile isn't going to be my idea of fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What fqb expressions are guaranteed to make you cringe and squirm?

For me.. everytime i read "sexy times"

JUST SAY SEX

I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates that term

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"What fqb expressions are guaranteed to make you cringe and squirm?

For me.. everytime i read "sexy times"

JUST SAY SEX

Nawty! Aaaaaargh!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Fun!....anyone that has to use it so many times on their profile isn't going to be my idea of fun

It's always a fun guy that wants fun too.....

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Vagina

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What fqb expressions are guaranteed to make you cringe and squirm?

For me.. everytime i read "sexy times"

JUST SAY SEX

I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates that term

I kind hear that hannibal lectre sucking noise after they say it lol

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

And the word discreet has forever become a knee-jerker for me now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fun!....anyone that has to use it so many times on their profile isn't going to be my idea of fun

It's always a fun guy that wants fun too.....

Oh no...now I'm turning into Miranda....I've said fun too many times....

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Oooo is so tempted to give you a ring and give my hanibal lector sexy times impression

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fun!....anyone that has to use it so many times on their profile isn't going to be my idea of fun

Agreed and again they could just say sex, simple lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooo is so tempted to give you a ring and give my hanibal lector sexy times impression

I can block your number ya know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And the word discreet has forever become a knee-jerker for me now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hehe...that gets on my wick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmm and banter.

*Shudder*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hehe...that gets on my wick "
again just wrong from a grown man

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Feeling frisky - I can't stand that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Titties

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mmmmmm and banter.

*Shudder*"

I cant cope with those but 'bants' and i will hit block in 0.2 seconds

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Boobies, makes me cringe every time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Titties

Another i expect from a teenage boy not an adult

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Painters and periods means I am not getting any sexy time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmmmm and banter.

*Shudder*

I cant cope with those but 'bants' and i will hit block in 0.2 seconds

Think I'm going to throw up

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

"Foof" or "foo foo". ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmmmm and banter.

*Shudder*"

Taken the mmmmmmmmm.....off my profile now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's "playmates" for me. Cringe...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mmmmmm and banter.

*Shudder*

I cant cope with those but 'bants' and i will hit block in 0.2 seconds

Think I'm going to throw up

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*passes bucket*

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

And please, it's "arse" an ass is a donkey.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Foof" or "foo foo". ..."

Sounds like a pet chiwawa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boobies, makes me cringe every time."

Booblies is the word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmmmm and banter.

*Shudder*

I cant cope with those but 'bants' and i will hit block in 0.2 seconds

Bants. Horrible.

If I find a woman who uses repartee, I might just ask her to marry me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad grammar, the word "genuine" and the word "of" instead of "have" (should of....aaaaggghhhh)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

black guys mailing me asking if i like chocolate, or any other way a black guy uses cholocotae when talking about himself

its just so cringe worthy as soon as i see the word chocolate on a message i just stop reading

pack it in

theres nothing sexy at all about being asked if you want to taste their chocolate cock

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By *luffy_bunniesCouple
over a year ago

Ilkeston

The word "sensual".

Creepy as hell to us!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bad grammar, the word "genuine" and the word "of" instead of "have" (should of....aaaaggghhhh)

Nah grammar doesnt bother me i cant type on my phone at all.x

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol.

"And please, it's "arse" an ass is a donkey."

depends where you come from...Bath or Barth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bad grammar, the word "genuine" and the word "of" instead of "have" (should of....aaaaggghhhh)

Nah grammar doesnt bother me i cant type on my phone at all.x"

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

''Sorry you're not my type'' is the expression I'm getting hacked off with hearing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And please, it's "arse" an ass is a donkey."

This

It drives me mad how many use ass instead of posterior

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmmmm and banter.

*Shudder*

I cant cope with those but 'bants' and i will hit block in 0.2 seconds

Think I'm going to throw up

*passes bucket*"

*fills said bucket* thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try not to say fun or sexy time, and "play" is starting to get on my nerves to, I'd rather ask "can I ruin your makeup" or if I'm super horny "I'm about to make you look like Alice fucking cooper".

Don't judge me, at least I'm not saying fancy a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fun pisses me off as well, the most boring guys i've met have been up for fun.

had to put on my other profile that i'm looking for genuine fun guys because of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And please, it's "arse" an ass is a donkey.

This

It drives me mad how many use ass instead of posterior

Eyore to know better..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I try not to say fun or sexy time, and "play" is starting to get on my nerves to, I'd rather ask "can I ruin your makeup" or if I'm super horny "I'm about to make you look like Alice fucking cooper".

Don't judge me, at least I'm not saying fancy a fuck

This

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Don't judge me, at least I'm not saying fancy a fuck

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id rather fancy a fuck tbh. Straight to the point and no cringeyness for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not like every other guy I could make you cum in seconds....really I'm still waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't judge me, at least I'm not saying fancy a fuck

id rather fancy a fuck tbh. Straight to the point and no cringeyness for me

Nope... I tried that one. Got blocked. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not like every other guy I could make you cum in seconds....really I'm still waiting

Surely you wouldn't want to cum in seconds.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Don't judge me, at least I'm not saying fancy a fuck

id rather fancy a fuck tbh. Straight to the point and no cringeyness for me

Nope... I tried that one. Got blocked. Lol "

Ah i could reply im not like most girls on here but that would make me cringe too hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinking about it, it's not so much the word / phrase it's the context & who is saying it.

For example, someone I fancy using the word titties probably wouldn't make me cringe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't judge me, at least I'm not saying fancy a fuck

id rather fancy a fuck tbh. Straight to the point and no cringeyness for me

Nope... I tried that one. Got blocked. Lol

Ah i could reply im not like most girls on here but that would make me cringe too hahaha"

All of a sudden im realising why there's a need for the wink button. Except not many like being winked at either. Hmmmm...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not like every other guy I could make you cum in seconds....really I'm still waiting

Surely you wouldn't want to cum in seconds.

No I don't but this is what some guys say as they are so damn good (apparently)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thinking about it, it's not so much the word / phrase it's the context & who is saying it.

For example, someone I fancy using the word titties probably wouldn't make me cringe."

That's one hell of a good point. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not like every other guy I could make you cum in seconds....really I'm still waiting

Surely you wouldn't want to cum in seconds.

No I don't but this is what some guys say as they are so damn good (apparently) "

Hmmmm... I really would have to contest some of the BS that blokes come out with. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thinking about it, it's not so much the word / phrase it's the context & who is saying it.

For example, someone I fancy using the word titties probably wouldn't make me cringe."

I would normally agree but a guy i meet uses some of these and i still cringe and get turned off.

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By *adyboy-DaddyCouple
over a year ago

Andover

Bubbly.

WTF does that even mean? No ones "bubbly"

Makes me think they might have a mass outbreak of boils and sores.

(Sorry for dropping that image on you. Your never gonna look at someone who calls themselves bubbly the same way again)

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

I'm now so crushed

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

"Boobies, makes me cringe every time."

Whats wrong with Boobies?

They have blue feet and like lots of foreplay!

https://youtu.be/Uu07Wv73-u4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hot fun!

'nuff said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Nawty'

*shudder*

Someone left the offending word in a veri. I never met him again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bubbly.

WTF does that even mean? No ones "bubbly"

Makes me think they might have a mass outbreak of boils and sores.

(Sorry for dropping that image on you. Your never gonna look at someone who calls themselves bubbly the same way again)"

I just think of someone with a digestive problem...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when guys say i 'i want to fuck your bum'

god dammit its 'FUCK YOUR ARSE'

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By *abydollxxWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham - Selly oak

I like the look of your profile (but they haven't bothered to read it)

Hey, I'm in your area.. let's meet

Copy and pasted messages

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Repeater and heavy cummer!

And who isn't at some point?

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

"Bubbly.

WTF does that even mean? No ones "bubbly"

Makes me think they might have a mass outbreak of boils and sores.

(Sorry for dropping that image on you. Your never gonna look at someone who calls themselves bubbly the same way again)"

When I am 'bubbly' (I hate people using "s when they should use 's) I stay close to a toilet with a fresh roll of paper handy! Nothing sexy about having a liquid arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Repeater and heavy cummer!

And who isn't at some point? "

Repeater.. that sounds like a digestive problem too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bubbly.

WTF does that even mean? No ones "bubbly"

Makes me think they might have a mass outbreak of boils and sores.

(Sorry for dropping that image on you. Your never gonna look at someone who calls themselves bubbly the same way again)

When I am 'bubbly' (I hate people using "s when they should use 's) I stay close to a toilet with a fresh roll of paper handy! Nothing sexy about having a liquid arse!"

I hit on that one earlier. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bad grammar, the word "genuine" and the word "of" instead of "have" (should of....aaaaggghhhh)

Hear hear or is that Here here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like that middle ground between a maiden aunt who they nod that if she says the words she will burn in hell, so uses pointing and euphemism

And the twat that every work place has, that uses increasingly violent terms to describe sex acts

"I'd smash the granny out of that"

"I'd smash her back doors in"

"I'd fucking put her in a wheelchair "

My Alice cooper comment is as far as I go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bad grammar, the word "genuine" and the word "of" instead of "have" (should of....aaaaggghhhh)

Hear hear or is that Here here.

There their they're.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Repeater and heavy cummer!

And who isn't at some point?

Repeater.. that sounds like a digestive problem too."

I'm a repeater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Repeater and heavy cummer!

And who isn't at some point?

Repeater.. that sounds like a digestive problem too."

I'm a repeater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Repeater and heavy cummer!

And who isn't at some point?

Repeater.. that sounds like a digestive problem too.

I'm a repeater"

Use Andrews liver salts..

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"Can I lick you out"

something school boys say!

I'm gonna fingerblast you

really!!!

Titties is for me too. They're tits, boobs or breast ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just read all these above. I bet 99% of profiles have at least one of the 'cringeworthy' quotes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just read all these above. I bet 99% of profiles have at least one of the 'cringeworthy' quotes. "

Probably mine.. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny. God I hate that word

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By *llie RoseWoman
over a year ago

By the seaside

'Guaranteed to make you squirt'. Oh really!

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

So do you like chocolate? Say Yes and I'll be round with a tub of Celebrations immediately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny. God I hate that word "

eat my fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny. God I hate that word "

My Aunt Fanny will be upset to hear that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny. God I hate that word

eat my fanny

Errr...please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Don't be shy' I'm not, I just find you repulsive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny. God I hate that word

eat my fanny

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nope

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By *llie RoseWoman
over a year ago

By the seaside

'I don't bite .... unless you ask'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate getting really creepy compliments off me on here. I had one guy say he'd love to "moisterise" himself in my cun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'I don't bite .... unless you ask'

Ive seen that one crop up loads of times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate getting really creepy compliments off me on here. I had one guy say he'd love to "moisterise" himself in my cun

I had a guy ask if I wanted to lick his boots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys who say I'm only here for the forums. Yeah right. Till a lady with massive tits and a pulse messages yer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny. God I hate that word

eat my fanny

Cute, do you want to suck my cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate getting really creepy compliments off me on here. I had one guy say he'd love to "moisterise" himself in my cun

I had a guy ask if I wanted to lick his boots.

Not had that yet, but I had onr guy asking to clean my boots with his tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny. God I hate that word

eat my fanny

Cute, do you want to suck my cock?"

yes,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate getting really creepy compliments off me on here. I had one guy say he'd love to "moisterise" himself in my cun

I had a guy ask if I wanted to lick his boots.

Not had that yet, but I had onr guy asking to clean my boots with his tongue"

Yep. Just as weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny. God I hate that word

eat my fanny

Cute, do you want to suck my cock?

yes,,

Thank you, I'd like to tounge your clit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id love to play with you

hate it

we arnt bairns in a playground

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny. God I hate that word

eat my fanny

Cute, do you want to suck my cock?

yes,,

Thank you, I'd like to tounge your clit

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Glad you did not say Fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id love to play with you

hate it

we arnt bairns in a playground"

Well I want to go on the roundabout...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id love to play with you

hate it

we arnt bairns in a playground

Well I want to go on the roundabout..."

Not the swings? Ta-daaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id love to play with you

hate it

we arnt bairns in a playground

Well I want to go on the roundabout..."
I want to swing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny. God I hate that word

eat my fanny

Cute, do you want to suck my cock?

yes,,

Thank you, I'd like to tounge your clit

Glad you did not say Fanny

Im wondering what a tounge is. Does it rhyme with lounge?

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Don't judge me, at least I'm not saying fancy a fuck

Ruin my make up ....... PLEASE Mr Butler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id love to play with you

hate it

we arnt bairns in a playground

Well I want to go on the roundabout... I want to swing

I was going to say that..but I thought it would be too obvious. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny. God I hate that word

eat my fanny

Cute, do you want to suck my cock?

yes,,

Thank you, I'd like to tounge your clit

Glad you did not say Fanny

Im wondering what a tounge is. Does it rhyme with lounge?

Oooooooh ark at Mr spell check

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny. God I hate that word

eat my fanny

Cute, do you want to suck my cock?

yes,,

Thank you, I'd like to tounge your clit

Glad you did not say Fanny

Im wondering what a tounge is. Does it rhyme with lounge?

Oooooooh ark at Mr spell check

Yeh...its a failing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny. God I hate that word

eat my fanny

Cute, do you want to suck my cock?

yes,,

Thank you, I'd like to tounge your clit

Glad you did not say Fanny

Im wondering what a tounge is. Does it rhyme with lounge?

Oooooooh ark at Mr spell check

well if he ever corrects my bad spelling il spank his ass

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Any messages with the following in

'Mmmmmmm' Cringe

'Hehe' Cringier

'Are you a squirter?' Bore Off

'Tounge' One of the worst

'Car fun' Not that much fun

'I'm in your area' And??

'I can lick for hours' You must be doing it wrong then

I'm sure there are more but I'm getting myself wound up now!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any messages with the following in

'Mmmmmmm' Cringe

'Hehe' Cringier

'Are you a squirter?' Bore Off

'Tounge' One of the worst

'Car fun' Not that much fun

'I'm in your area' And??

'I can lick for hours' You must be doing it wrong then

I'm sure there are more but I'm getting myself wound up now!!! "

Must be doing it wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steamin

The overuse of "lol"

Need milking

Lick for hours

Breath through my ears

Won't bite unless you want me to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not like every other guy I could make you cum in seconds....really I'm still waiting

Guaranteed to make me run for the hills every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milking seems jolly wrong but hey if it turns you on that's cool.

I dont like the over use of the word slut either it seems rather derogatory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Repeater and heavy cummer!

And who isn't at some point? "

*gags*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bubbly.

WTF does that even mean? No ones "bubbly"

Makes me think they might have a mass outbreak of boils and sores.

(Sorry for dropping that image on you. Your never gonna look at someone who calls themselves bubbly the same way again)"

Haha its not on my profile anymore

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Milking seems jolly wrong but hey if it turns you on that's cool.

I dont like the over use of the word slut either it seems rather derogatory

Agreed on both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She took my big cock well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hate getting really creepy compliments off me on here. I had one guy say he'd love to "moisterise" himself in my cun

It peels nore like a face mask anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whenever the term fabicide appears on the forums I feel embarrassed for the person posting it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And people that use LOL or HaHa when posting something that isn;t even slightly funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whenever the term fabicide appears on the forums I feel embarrassed for the person posting it"

Popcorn for me waste of a post x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh the one that makes me want to throw my bollocks at the clock when you get a message drone a woman who is "craving big black cock"

1 mine is brown, like a good coffee

2 its average

3 if that's all it takes to get into your knickers, I'm out, you don't look at a singer and say the microphone was great do you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whenever the term fabicide appears on the forums I feel embarrassed for the person posting it

Popcorn for me waste of a post x"

Don;t get me started on popcorn or the even less witty variations inevitably posted by those encouraging others to say what they won't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And people that use LOL or HaHa when posting something that isn;t even slightly funny"

Hahaha lol

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By *anaduABCMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"What fqb expressions are guaranteed to make you cringe and squirm?

For me.. everytime i read "sexy times"

JUST SAY SEX

Sexy times can be funny if said in a Borat accent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whenever the term fabicide appears on the forums I feel embarrassed for the person posting it

Popcorn for me waste of a post x

Don;t get me started on popcorn or the even less witty variations inevitably posted by those encouraging others to say what they won't"

The drama hunters

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"What fqb expressions are guaranteed to make you cringe and squirm?

For me.. everytime i read "sexy times"

JUST SAY SEX

"You know who you are"....oh just name the muthafucka will ya!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What fqb expressions are guaranteed to make you cringe and squirm?

For me.. everytime i read "sexy times"

JUST SAY SEX

Sexy times can be funny if said in a Borat accent"

But if you read it as borat as i usually do and they are serious. Shiver

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What fqb expressions are guaranteed to make you cringe and squirm?

For me.. everytime i read "sexy times"

JUST SAY SEX

"You know who you are"....oh just name the muthafucka will ya!!"

Its no one inparticular i see it loads xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And people that use LOL or HaHa when posting something that isn;t even slightly funny"

Guilty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" makes me want to throw my bollocks at the clock "

never heard that before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On posts about television

"I don't own a television"

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Panties *shudders*

I seriously hate that word. I even struggle typing it.

Another one is, nom nom nom

Ass

No it's arse!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On posts about television

"I don't own a television"

Who are these people?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Panties *shudders*

I seriously hate that word. I even struggle typing it.

Another one is, nom nom nom

Ass

No it's arse!"

Panties everytime just shiver, cringe, block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word c@nt used by a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol yellow banana anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On posts about television

"I don't own a television"

There are so many variations of this and it is infuriating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On posts about television

"I don't own a television"

There are so many variations of this and it is infuriating"

Are we supposed to feel bad because we do own televisions? At least I know what to point my furniture at

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Fart Box.....just sooooooooo wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On posts about television

"I don't own a television"

Anyone who posts on a thread just to say "i haven't done/experienced ...."or "i don't know!"

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"On posts about television

"I don't own a television"

Who are these people?

Don't know,but it's not us. We have 3.

I love our TVs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fart Box.....just sooooooooo wrong!"

What is it? Or should i not ask?

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By *anaduABCMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"What fqb expressions are guaranteed to make you cringe and squirm?

For me.. everytime i read "sexy times"

JUST SAY SEX

Sexy times can be funny if said in a Borat accent

But if you read it as borat as i usually do and they are serious. Shiver

Ok i will give you that...lol unless ur saying it like Borat with ur tongue in cheek then its just creepy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What fqb expressions are guaranteed to make you cringe and squirm?

For me.. everytime i read "sexy times"

JUST SAY SEX

Sexy times can be funny if said in a Borat accent

But if you read it as borat as i usually do and they are serious. Shiver

Ok i will give you that...lol unless ur saying it like Borat with ur tongue in cheek then its just creepy"

Face to face demo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Treat them with respect"....buggs the shit out of me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Referring to single bi women as unicorns. Really gets on my tits. Oh and fem being used instead of woman.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Referring to single bi women as unicorns. Really gets on my tits. Oh and fem being used instead of woman."

But i want to be a unicorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fun!....anyone that has to use it so many times on their profile isn't going to be my idea of fun

Ditto!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmmmm and banter.

*Shudder*"

Those words alone can put me off a profile I like otherwise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fart Box.....just sooooooooo wrong!

What is it? Or should i not ask?

Just arsehole, isn't it?

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By *ple from LeicCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Don't judge me, at least I'm not saying fancy a fuck

That's a good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being such a disrespectful bastard it's good to have a reminder on a potential meets veri to "treat with respect!"....That's me told!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

420 friendly = unreliable

Professional couple = up themselves

Quality not quantity = don't swing

Here for the forums only = no life

Girl on girl kissing only = jealousy issue

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By *anaduABCMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"What fqb expressions are guaranteed to make you cringe and squirm?

For me.. everytime i read "sexy times"

JUST SAY SEX

Sexy times can be funny if said in a Borat accent

But if you read it as borat as i usually do and they are serious. Shiver

Ok i will give you that...lol unless ur saying it like Borat with ur tongue in cheek then its just creepy

Face to face demo?

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By *heBakeOLiteGirlWoman
over a year ago

62 West Wallaby Street (not real address)

The sayings "I'm a genuine guy" and "I'm the best you will get. Just ask my other veris" also make me cringe

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

"Fancy a chat" sounds like something your nan would say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmm and hehe both make me cringe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What fqb expressions are guaranteed to make you cringe and squirm?

For me.. everytime i read "sexy times"

JUST SAY SEX

Oooh, sometimes the close out line on my status updates says "sexy times".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny fart; an expression that makes my ears bleed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny fart; an expression that makes my ears bleed "

Makes me giggle....I'm such a child sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filthy cumslut..... Block!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really cringe when people type 'shot down in flames'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nawty! Aaaaaargh!"

Me too xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Panties *shudders*

I seriously hate that word. I even struggle typing it.

Another one is, nom nom nom

Ass

No it's arse!"

I agree nom nom or 'yummy' make me cringe... but what really gets me is that green sick face emoticon. For some reason I actually feel sick every time I see it!

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By *llie RoseWoman
over a year ago

By the seaside

Don't forget the old profile must 'professional'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And people that use LOL or HaHa when posting something that isn;t even slightly funny"

I do this. But then I'm fucking hilarious so it's ok.

Totally agree with "panties". Shudder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any variation of "recently single and looking to make up for lost time" or "see what I've been missing". The implication being the shit sex in your relationship was down to their partner

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