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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If fabswingers was a pub, what would it look like? Would it be classy or sleezy? Would it look like a hook up joint or somewhere up market? Would you be going in looking for a blow job in the toilets or the future mother/father of your children?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rather spiffing country pub , secluded and frequented by jolly forumites .

Serving lashings of ginger beer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A rather spiffing country pub , secluded and frequented by jolly forumites .

Serving lashings of ginger beer "

i wish! I'm thinking more like the Queen Vic, complete with the occasional "GET OUTTA MY PUB!! ".

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

No, one of those huge crass pubs on a roundabout of A roads, the kind that have usually been turned into Mcdonalds by now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can it have a pool table, open fire and a juke box?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice pub garden out the back for summer bbqs.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

A warm friendly atmosphere with great ales

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I think it would be a lovely pub with a lounge bar, a back bar and a snog bar.

The lounge would be for peole who where looking to socialize and "network" the back bar would have a pool table and be more like a "hook up" bar for people looking for instantanious sex and the snug for couples who have "pulled" and looking for somewhere to cozy up and get to know each other

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Light and welcoming with a few quiet nooks for those intimate conversations

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"can it have a pool table, open fire and a juke box? "

It could have but i don't think it would have..

Maybe a couple of loud guys stood at the bar broadcasting as loudly as possible about how great they are while the rest of the pub roll their eyes and think "not again".

There'd be a beautiful woman in the corner crying saying "I'm ugly and no one fancies me!" while 30 married guys fall over each other to try and wipe her tears and buy her vodka redbull.

Obviously a weird little guy going up to women and showing them a Polaroid of his cock with twenty quid tucked into his fingers..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would be classy where you might find lots of drinking dancing and flirting.

A few little nooks and crannies.

A front bar and a back bar one for nobs and one for snobs!

A courtyard, sunny and not overlooked with lots of lawns surrounding it and a few secluded garden pods!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Comfy sofas. Private booths. Big private garden for bbqs. Unisex toilets.. topless bar staff..... oh.. and accommodation. ...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"can it have a pool table, open fire and a juke box?

It could have but i don't think it would have..

Maybe a couple of loud guys stood at the bar broadcasting as loudly as possible about how great they are while the rest of the pub roll their eyes and think "not again".

There'd be a beautiful woman in the corner crying saying "I'm ugly and no one fancies me!" while 30 married guys fall over each other to try and wipe her tears and buy her vodka redbull.

Obviously a weird little guy going up to women and showing them a Polaroid of his cock with twenty quid tucked into his fingers.."

Yup, lol, with 'wipedown' seats and a distinct smell of urine coming from somewhere you can't quite identify...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Comfy sofas. Private booths. Big private garden for bbqs. Unisex toilets.. topless bar staff..... oh.. and accommodation. ..."

You see this is what you want it to be, not what it actually is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pub grub would be themed.

Coq au vin

Tossed salad that kind of thing.

It would provide bed and breakfast too. The upstairs might need sound insulation.

Sarah

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"can it have a pool table, open fire and a juke box?

It could have but i don't think it would have..

Maybe a couple of loud guys stood at the bar broadcasting as loudly as possible about how great they are while the rest of the pub roll their eyes and think "not again".

There'd be a beautiful woman in the corner crying saying "I'm ugly and no one fancies me!" while 30 married guys fall over each other to try and wipe her tears and buy her vodka redbull.

Obviously a weird little guy going up to women and showing them a Polaroid of his cock with twenty quid tucked into his fingers.."
nooo, that would be the same as any normal inner city pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The "forum lounge bar" would be very much like one of those bars whereby a stranger walks in but instead of the whole place going quiet everyone starts having a go at them....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The "forum lounge bar" would be very much like one of those bars whereby a stranger walks in but instead of the whole place going quiet everyone starts having a go at them.... "

He'd walk into the bar, with 15 photos of his cock taken from slightly different angles and all to close for comfort, stapled to his body. Walk up to the biggest woman in the room and say "i love fat birds, any chance of a blowjob?".

Then leave wondering where it all went wrong...

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

I would choose the lounge with it's low lighting and sassy clientele and avoid the bar as it gets fights all the time. Either bareback dogma, profile rage or like a real pub political bores that kick off

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"The "forum lounge bar" would be very much like one of those bars whereby a stranger walks in but instead of the whole place going quiet everyone starts having a go at them....

He'd walk into the bar, with 15 photos of his cock taken from slightly different angles and all to close for comfort, stapled to his body. Walk up to the biggest woman in the room and say "i love fat birds, any chance of a blowjob?".

Then leave wondering where it all went wrong... "

Protesting that his approach always worked perfectly well down his local the 'Bump and Grind'....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I would choose the lounge with it's low lighting and sassy clientele and avoid the bar as it gets fights all the time. Either bareback dogma, profile rage or like a real pub political bores that kick off "
that made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For once there would be a q at the gents cos the men would all be there in line waiting to take pics of thier cocks over the toilet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Attractive but with self esteem issues people stood by the door shouting "I'm leaving soon....."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford


"Attractive but with self esteem issues people stood by the door shouting "I'm leaving soon.....""

It would be the only pub where door staff try to get people to stay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The "forum lounge bar" would be very much like one of those bars whereby a stranger walks in but instead of the whole place going quiet everyone starts having a go at them.... "

Hahahaha.... Along with 'fuckin' hell is that what you really look like in reality'!!

*not you, you, but the collective you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On that has a carvery.... I would be making my way to it now

PS bloody predictive text...we should have a edit option rather then a remove text only.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nuts on the bar I'm guessing

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By *arkstaffsMan
over a year ago

Rugeley

Decent real ale would be a must!

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By *oby BestMan
over a year ago

the shires

have you ever been to a harvester before ?

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

Based on some of the posts in the forums (not this thread BTW) I think it would be more like the Wheeltappers and Shunters. Complete with Colin Crompton and fire bell announcing that the pies are ready.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

There would be a Flounce Room with a few doors to slam and some big girl pants you can wear while having a pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There would probably be two model looking, tanned and buffed up blokes at the door turning people away for being "too ample" or for having "hairy bits" and a crowd of blood thirsty single females in a cage ready to be let loose on some poor single guy who dares to ask to be accepted as their equal!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it would be a lovely pub with a lounge bar, a back bar and a snog bar.

The lounge would be for peole who where looking to socialize and "network" the back bar would have a pool table and be more like a "hook up" bar for people looking for instantanious sex and the snug for couples who have "pulled" and looking for somewhere to cozy up and get to know each other"

Yes this xxx

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

Different rooms for people with different preferences .... no blacks, no Asians allowed in certain places. Oh, hang on ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Different rooms for people with different preferences .... no blacks, no Asians allowed in certain places. Oh, hang on ...."

Steady on you have left out the Irish lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Instead of a bottle recycling bin in the car park, there could be a used knicker depository.

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London


"Different rooms for people with different preferences .... no blacks, no Asians allowed in certain places. Oh, hang on ....

Steady on you have left out the Irish lol"

Maybe they aren't even mentioned ?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Liquor in the front and poker in the rear

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Topless bar staff, cheap booze, hidden cracks, Chilie nut!!!!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Snooker table to practise potting the brown and pink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A rather spiffing country pub , secluded and frequented by jolly forumites .

Serving lashings of ginger beer

i wish! I'm thinking more like the Queen Vic, complete with the occasional "GET OUTTA MY PUB!! "."

Fuck off Queen Vic, there's no classy birds like me propping up the bar,and what about the tasteful recipes we share? Spag Bol and Shepherds pie people frequent the Vic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabswingers Arms would be a drinking tavern in central London; welcoming all with posh fish and chips and unusual ales served lunchtime,with curry night and lager on a Thursday (for the ranters),a Champagne and oyster bar (for us more refined folk),an outside area with pergolas (for the smokers) and live bands every Friday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fabswingers Arms would be a drinking tavern in central London; welcoming all with posh fish and chips and unusual ales served lunchtime,with curry night and lager on a Thursday (for the ranters),a Champagne and oyster bar (for us more refined folk),an outside area with pergolas (for the smokers) and live bands every Friday. "

Do you have to wear towelling robes in the pergolas? Having a ciggy whilst not wearing barely there undies and a dressing gown whilst conversing with perfect strangers seems quite odd these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The "forum lounge bar" would be very much like one of those bars whereby a stranger walks in but instead of the whole place going quiet everyone starts having a go at them....

He'd walk into the bar, with 15 photos of his cock taken from slightly different angles and all to close for comfort, stapled to his body. Walk up to the biggest woman in the room and say "i love fat birds, any chance of a blowjob?".

Then leave wondering where it all went wrong... "

You forgot about the obligatory one of his cock next to a roll on deodorant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fabswingers Arms would be a drinking tavern in central London; welcoming all with posh fish and chips and unusual ales served lunchtime,with curry night and lager on a Thursday (for the ranters),a Champagne and oyster bar (for us more refined folk),an outside area with pergolas (for the smokers) and live bands every Friday.

Do you have to wear towelling robes in the pergolas? Having a ciggy whilst not wearing barely there undies and a dressing gown whilst conversing with perfect strangers seems quite odd these days. "

It's the Fabswingers Arms,you can wear what you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fabswingers Arms would be a drinking tavern in central London; welcoming all with posh fish and chips and unusual ales served lunchtime,with curry night and lager on a Thursday (for the ranters),a Champagne and oyster bar (for us more refined folk),an outside area with pergolas (for the smokers) and live bands every Friday.

Do you have to wear towelling robes in the pergolas? Having a ciggy whilst not wearing barely there undies and a dressing gown whilst conversing with perfect strangers seems quite odd these days.

It's the Fabswingers Arms,you can wear what you like "

Jolly good, I've been looking for an excuse to give my Drum Majorette outfit an airing. (I kid you not. Ask Fab Queen!)

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Definitely sleezy,have you seen the people on this site?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speak for yourself madam.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Speak for yourself madam. "

I don't mean us I mean the rest of the rabble . That's between us by the way...

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"can it have a pool table, open fire and a juke box?

It could have but i don't think it would have..

Maybe a couple of loud guys stood at the bar broadcasting as loudly as possible about how great they are while the rest of the pub roll their eyes and think "not again".

There'd be a beautiful woman in the corner crying saying "I'm ugly and no one fancies me!" while 30 married guys fall over each other to try and wipe her tears and buy her vodka redbull.

Obviously a weird little guy going up to women and showing them a Polaroid of his cock with twenty quid tucked into his fingers..

Yup, lol, with 'wipedown' seats and a distinct smell of urine coming from somewhere you can't quite identify... "
there would haveto be another room for the whingers, who despite being next door to all the action, complain constantly about not being able to go in there

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