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ekkkkk my puppy has turned into a horny hump monster

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

LMFAO looks like casper is taking after his mum n and turning into a horn dog no soft furnishing or pillow is safe from sir bonk a lot

Apart from saying no n rescuing the pillows is there anything that stops the humping he is due to be snipped later this month but not sure me cushions will survive that long and dreading the leg humps on visitors lol

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London


"LMFAO looks like casper is taking after his mum n and turning into a horn dog no soft furnishing or pillow is safe from sir bonk a lot

Apart from saying no n rescuing the pillows is there anything that stops the humping he is due to be snipped later this month but not sure me cushions will survive that long and dreading the leg humps on visitors lol "

I have no advice to give, I'm afraid.

All I can say is that it made me laugh. A lot.

Gawd bless your visitors ma'am. Gawd bless 'em.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No advice but good luck...eeeek!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is Casper one of those small breed of dog? Like a Shih Tzu?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They do say that dogs follow the examples of their owners....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Pmsl ...sory no advice here ..other than brace yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just don't bend over or the dog'll give you a bone of his own

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

casper isn't a fanny licker size he is a shepherd/collie cross n 6 mth old so he can splat you to the couch n hold you there in a bonking death grip lmfao

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Put on some Barry White and let him at it

He only has a month left to enjoy it

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple


"Put on some Barry White and let him at it

He only has a month left to enjoy it"

Very funny

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

My pug Stanley used to do this alllll the time...then we got one of those giant cuddly toys from a fun fair....panda and Stanley are now inseparable

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lmfao@barry white

mabe I should do him a mix tape n lower the lights

its the look of surprise on his face that kills me its the " wtf an I doing mummy" n the humping mid air that has me in fits of laughter lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Us short people wouldn't stand a chance !!! Tell him to put his lipstick away !!!

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By *ike00465Man
over a year ago

Nottingham


"LMFAO looks like casper is taking after his mum n and turning into a horn dog no soft furnishing or pillow is safe from sir bonk a lot

Apart from saying no n rescuing the pillows is there anything that stops the humping he is due to be snipped later this month but not sure me cushions will survive that long and dreading the leg humps on visitors lol "

Buy it's own pillow to use and let him shagg himself silly for the last weeks he got left

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