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Shameless Self Promoter - unusual talents

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Morning lovelies. Ive decided it's time for selfless self promotion. So hello! I'm here and devilishly handsome.

So my unusual talent is that I can turn a digestive biscuit over inside my mouth.

What's yours?.....

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I have a fantastic knack of making cock uber sensitive with my mouth....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a fantastic knack of making cock uber sensitive with my mouth.... "

Good to know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope I make people laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do I good impression of the late Alan Rickman but I suppose it helps that I sound like him anyway !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can do I good impression of the late Alan Rickman but I suppose it helps that I sound like him anyway ! "

Handy - especially given he's sadly gone.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I can touch my nose with my tounge

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"I can do I good impression of the late Alan Rickman but I suppose it helps that I sound like him anyway ! "

Bloody love Alan Rickman - he was my guilty pleasure.... If you ever come north, please let me know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can quote Pi to 63 decimal places. I'm talented AND weird.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can touch my nose with my tounge "

Why does my mind wander when you say that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can quote Pi to 63 decimal places. I'm talented AND weird."

For accurate calculations when measuring circles?

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By *endrix30Man
over a year ago

dudley


"I can touch my nose with my tounge "
I can't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can touch my nose with my tounge I can't. "

Can you touch someone else's? Problem solved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can play the trombone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can do I good impression of the late Alan Rickman but I suppose it helps that I sound like him anyway ! "
is there something you wish to share with the rest of the class, Potter? .. Uncanny isn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can play the trombone "
you can play my trombone any time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can do I good impression of the late Alan Rickman but I suppose it helps that I sound like him anyway ! is there something you wish to share with the rest of the class, Potter? .. Uncanny isn't it "

Don't just don't. I always get some d*unk in the pub who says " go on go do potter"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can do I good impression of the late Alan Rickman but I suppose it helps that I sound like him anyway ! is there something you wish to share with the rest of the class, Potter? .. Uncanny isn't it

Don't just don't. I always get some d*unk in the pub who says " go on go do potter" "

Is it just me that think that sounds rude?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can do I good impression of the late Alan Rickman but I suppose it helps that I sound like him anyway ! is there something you wish to share with the rest of the class, Potter? .. Uncanny isn't it

Don't just don't. I always get some d*unk in the pub who says " go on go do potter" "
aww go on ... It's going to be great

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By *endrix30Man
over a year ago

dudley


"I can touch my nose with my tounge I can't.

Can you touch someone else's? Problem solved. "
That depends on who it is, when it comes to nice women my tongue can reach wherever they want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HaHa. That's it I give up !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can get 7 budgies and a Golden eagle perched on my cock.......whilst whistling the birdie song.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can get 7 budgies and a Golden eagle perched on my cock.......whilst whistling the birdie song."

Well now we are talking! Claws not dig in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can get 7 budgies and a Golden eagle perched on my cock.......whilst whistling the birdie song.

Well now we are talking! Claws not dig in?"

No ......I wear a protective sock

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Central


"I can get 7 budgies and a Golden eagle perched on my cock.......whilst whistling the birdie song."

Hope that eagle's not peckish and was the early bird and sll that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can get 7 budgies and a Golden eagle perched on my cock.......whilst whistling the birdie song.

Well now we are talking! Claws not dig in?

No ......I wear a protective sock "

Thought of everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quote the alphabet backwards without stopping!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Quote the alphabet backwards without stopping! "

Don't stop! Hmmm. Not the first time we've heard that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im cute n sassy and i can burp the alphabet..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"im cute n sassy and i can burp the alphabet.. "

You know I bet you can. Can you do it while mid orgasm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im cute n sassy and i can burp the alphabet..

You know I bet you can. Can you do it while mid orgasm?"

at that point oddly enough ive never thought 'must burp the alphabet'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"im cute n sassy and i can burp the alphabet..

You know I bet you can. Can you do it while mid orgasm?

at that point oddly enough ive never thought 'must burp the alphabet' "

You've not lived. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im cute n sassy and i can burp the alphabet..

You know I bet you can. Can you do it while mid orgasm?

at that point oddly enough ive never thought 'must burp the alphabet'

You've not lived. Lol"

clearly.. note to self... must try harder

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Aerial silk dancing and trapeze are probably my two unusual ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"im cute n sassy and i can burp the alphabet..

You know I bet you can. Can you do it while mid orgasm?

at that point oddly enough ive never thought 'must burp the alphabet'

You've not lived. Lol

clearly.. note to self... must try harder "

Harder, faster, deeper. All important. Practise practise.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aerial silk dancing and trapeze are probably my two unusual ones "

Wow. Now that is cool!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can touch my nose with my tounge "

Me too

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham


"Aerial silk dancing and trapeze are probably my two unusual ones

Wow. Now that is cool!!"

I wanted to be in a circus when I was little keeps you for though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aerial silk dancing and trapeze are probably my two unusual ones

Wow. Now that is cool!!

I wanted to be in a circus when I was little keeps you for though "

You're certainly fit!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

I can open beer bottles with my boobs it's quite the party trick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can open beer bottles with my boobs it's quite the party trick "

And tremendously useful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My voice sounds s the perfect pitch to send children to sleep, my own kids my nieces and nephews have all dropped of to the sound of me reading eyores missing tail, I have never failed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My voice sounds s the perfect pitch to send children to sleep, my own kids my nieces and nephews have all dropped of to the sound of me reading eyores missing tail, I have never failed "

Can I borrow you? Perhaps record an mp3? My little one takes way too long to dose off

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By *ondonerMan
over a year ago

London / Essex borders

Snap.. Just the tip or in your nostrils though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an amateur magician. I'm good at making things disappear.

Mainly cocks. They do reappear though and disappear again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know all the words to the Umbongo advert - ta dah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm like Apollo Creed with a skipping rope in my hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm double jointed - my fingers can bend in very strange ways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope I make people laugh "

I do that effortlessly when I show 'em my tits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quote the alphabet backwards without stopping! "

No problem d*unk driving in the US then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a uncanny knack of blending into the background at parties/social events

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

I can fit 3 whole wagon wheels in my mouth. Ooo plus make my tongue do a weird totally turny over thing and wriggle. Not describing it very well but it is weird x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can fit 3 whole wagon wheels in my mouth. Ooo plus make my tongue do a weird totally turny over thing and wriggle. Not describing it very well but it is weird x "

Splendid levels of oral dexterity. How the mind wanders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm double jointed in my thumbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do the splits...and lean forward and put my hands flat on the floor without bending my knees

Can also raise my right eyebrow while lowering my left à la Scarlett O'Hara

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can do the splits...and lean forward and put my hands flat on the floor without bending my knees

Can also raise my right eyebrow while lowering my left à la Scarlett O'Hara "

I can think of uses for both of those.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can touch my nose with my tounge "

I can touch your nose with my tongue........other body parts are available!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can do the splits...and lean forward and put my hands flat on the floor without bending my knees

Can also raise my right eyebrow while lowering my left à la Scarlett O'Hara

I can think of uses for both of those. "

I'll have to give you a demonstration

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Morning lovelies. Ive decided it's time for selfless self promotion. So hello! I'm here and devilishly handsome.

So my unusual talent is that I can turn a digestive biscuit over inside my mouth.

What's yours?.....

"

Bloody hell...I can't get a whole digestive in mine let alone turn it over!

I can make my eyeballs wobble/vibrate though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Very useful though all the same !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can do the splits...and lean forward and put my hands flat on the floor without bending my knees

Can also raise my right eyebrow while lowering my left à la Scarlett O'Hara "

I can't even wink! I do a weird squinty thing which just makes me look like even more of a pervert than usual!

Hay ho!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No issue with a little perversion between friends b

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By *ondonerMan
over a year ago

London / Essex borders


"Morning lovelies. Ive decided it's time for selfless self promotion. So hello! I'm here and devilishly handsome.

So my unusual talent is that I can turn a digestive biscuit over inside my mouth.

What's yours?.....

It's been years since I did that (just had to check I could still do it!) freaks people out every time lol

Bloody hell...I can't get a whole digestive in mine let alone turn it over!

I can make my eyeballs wobble/vibrate though "

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

None.

Thoroughly uninteresting 'ere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can get 7 budgies and a Golden eagle perched on my cock.......whilst whistling the birdie song.

Well now we are talking! Claws not dig in?

No ......I wear a protective sock "

Are you sure it's not a prosthetic cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can roll my tongue but that's about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can float vertically in water without moving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can touch my nose with my tounge "

I can lick somebody else's nose with my tongue. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giving my self a blowjob! Getting really really close.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can touch my nose with my tounge "

So can I and I can touch my asshole with my dick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can do the splits...and lean forward and put my hands flat on the floor without bending my knees

Can also raise my right eyebrow while lowering my left à la Scarlett O'Hara "
fascinating.. My Spock impression

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

Draws caricatures professionally at corporate events and parties .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can do the splits...and lean forward and put my hands flat on the floor without bending my knees

Can also raise my right eyebrow while lowering my left à la Scarlett O'Hara fascinating.. My Spock impression"

It looks pretty when I do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can turn my tongue upside down, never seen anyone else who can do it, have a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make a very naughty poached egg!

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville


"I can turn my tongue upside down, never seen anyone else who can do it, have a go"

I can and wriggle it at the same time x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently I look like Ade Edmondson..I can impersonate him though. Also I am a proficient percussionist.

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