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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I made the mistake of asking 'Siri'

What do women want ?

My fucking phone ain't shut up for 3 days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I made the mistake of asking 'Siri'

What do women want ?

My fucking phone ain't shut up for 3 days"

Funniest thing I've heard for days... thanks for sharing that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I made the mistake of asking 'Siri'

What do women want ?

My fucking phone ain't shut up for 3 days"

3 days?

You got off lightly Toothpaste

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I made the mistake of asking 'Siri'

What do women want ?

My fucking phone ain't shut up for 3 days

3 days?

You got off lightly Toothpaste

Battery went flat

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I made the mistake of asking 'Siri'

What do women want ?

My fucking phone ain't shut up for 3 days

3 days?

You got off lightly Toothpaste

Battery went flat

Your Síri is broken . Answer is:" you Colgate "

Mrs SB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask it to beatbox....

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I made the mistake of asking 'Siri'

What do women want ?

My fucking phone ain't shut up for 3 days

3 days?

You got off lightly Toothpaste

Battery went flat

Your Síri is broken . Answer is:" you Colgate "

Mrs SB

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By *layer oneMan
over a year ago

mirfield

Ask "Who’s your daddy?"

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

What's the best way to dispose of a body?

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"What's the best way to dispose of a body?"

Pigs

Mrs SB

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By *layer oneMan
over a year ago

mirfield

What is an Angry Dragon?

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By *itSamCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Ask it to beatbox...."

Oh my god I just did. Now that is funny lol.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the best way to dispose of a body?

Pigs

Mrs SB

Not pigs, one will squeal on you.

Taxi.......

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By *itSamCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Ask "Who’s your daddy?""

Lol - Now I am just putting all these into siri

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By *itSamCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"What's the best way to dispose of a body?"

This one got taken off but when it was on it was sooooo funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask it to show your its tits/boobs

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"What's the best way to dispose of a body?

Pigs

Mrs SB

Not pigs, one will squeal on you.

Taxi......."

They actually eat everything. Even the bones

Mrs SB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the best way to dispose of a body?

Pigs

Mrs SB

Not pigs, one will squeal on you.

Taxi.......

They actually eat everything. Even the bones

Mrs SB

You know too much about this....

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By *layer oneMan
over a year ago

mirfield

"Knock knock"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the best way to dispose of a body?

Pigs

Mrs SB

Not pigs, one will squeal on you.

Taxi.......

They actually eat everything. Even the bones

Mrs SB

You know too much about this....

You only had to watch Snatch or Hannibal to know this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask Siri what Is zero divided by zero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I asked Cortana for sex, she told me to fuck off!

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over a year ago

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

I asked Siri to sing lol

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

"What's the best way to dispose of a body?

Pigs

Mrs SB

Only if you shave all hair off and remove teeth ....allegedly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the best way to dispose of a body?

Pigs

Mrs SB

Only if you shave all hair off and remove teeth ....allegedly

Chain saw and acid. ...according to CSI so it must be true.

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Siri sang for me but took some persuading

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By *itSamCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Ask Siri what Is zero divided by zero "

Classic... ya gotta love Siri

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By *adyboy-DaddyCouple
over a year ago

Andover

"What's the best way to dispose of a body?"

Freeze it (takes about 14 hours at minus 20)

Saw it up and put the bits through a wood chipper then spread the still frozen chippings on a lake or at sea for the fishees

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By *eneRoissyMan
over a year ago

Nailsworth

Ask Siri to 'open the pod bay doors'

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By *itSamCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"What's the best way to dispose of a body?

Freeze it (takes about 14 hours at minus 20)

Saw it up and put the bits through a wood chipper then spread the still frozen chippings on a lake or at sea for the fishees"

From experience lol

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Siri singing is interesting

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