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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

A thread for you to say the unsayable (in a nice way, please).

Katherine Jenkins: I can't stand hearing her sing the national anthem - she ruins it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A thread for you to say the unsayable (in a nice way, please).

Katherine Jenkins: I can't stand hearing her sing the national anthem - she ruins it.

Her tits make up for it though

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

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"A thread for you to say the unsayable (in a nice way, please).

Katherine Jenkins: I can't stand hearing her sing the national anthem - she ruins it.

Agree

Not a nice voice

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By *est Wales WifeCouple
over a year ago

Near Carmarthen

I can't stand hearing anyone sing the national anthem.

Singing about an 'imaginery being' and someone with a magical bloodline?

Time we moved on from such nonsense.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

No one else? Come on, it's safe to say it here.

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

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A thread for you to say the unsayable (in a nice way, please).

I secretly love musical theatre songs

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"A thread for you to say the unsayable (in a nice way, please).

I secretly love musical theatre songs

"... and my secret love's no secret any more."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like the national anthem, whomever sings it.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I don't like the military wives choir

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

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"A thread for you to say the unsayable (in a nice way, please).

I secretly love musical theatre songs

"... and my secret love's no secret any more.""

"....with the curtains flappin' and the driver slappin' the reins.

Beautiful sky! A wonderful day!

Whip crack-away!, Whip crack-away!, Whip crack-away!"

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By *ay BrowerMan
over a year ago

Oldham

I don't like The Beatles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like picking my nose and farting

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"A thread for you to say the unsayable (in a nice way, please).

I secretly love musical theatre songs

"... and my secret love's no secret any more."

"....with the curtains flappin' and the driver slappin' the reins.

Beautiful sky! A wonderful day!

Whip crack-away!, Whip crack-away!, Whip crack-away!""

I didn't realise you are into BDSM.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I don't like the military wives choir

Sing it out sista.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I like picking my nose and farting

Everyone likes that. Conventional wisdom would be to not do it in public.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A thread for you to say the unsayable (in a nice way, please).

"
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People who do bad things aren't always the personification of evil!.... Everybody's life is meaningless, it's just a matter of time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get fed up of threads about unsolicited messages from people who don't use their filters.

And then sit there whining but are never proactive in there search for suitable meets.

They just expect their ideal playmates to come to them without putting any effort in.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Now we're rolling!

Dare I confess?

I prefer for men not to cum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like children!

Especially when I'm eating out & they are running around ...then one of them cries & Im like "just give the child what it wants to shut it up" then growl at the parents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like this thread. I'm sick of pleasantries for pleasantries sake thanks to soendimg a lot of time in hospital with a close family member.

I'm going to say it. A lot of newborn babies are ugly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like this thread. I'm sick of pleasantries for pleasantries sake thanks to soendimg a lot of time in hospital with a close family member.

I'm going to say it. A lot of newborn babies are ugly. "

Urgh. Spending.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now we're rolling!

Dare I confess?

I prefer for men not to cum.

Intrigued?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a huge crush on Russell Howard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dislike long drawn out sex.... I'd rather Cum, have a nap and start all over again later

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I like this thread. I'm sick of pleasantries for pleasantries sake thanks to soendimg a lot of time in hospital with a close family member.

I'm going to say it. A lot of newborn babies are ugly. "

Will there be a similar one for kittens?

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

I hate red wine gums

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have a huge crush on Russell Howard

Have you noticed that every pair of trousers looks slightly worn around the bulge?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I hate red wine gums"

Now that's going too far!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like this thread. I'm sick of pleasantries for pleasantries sake thanks to soendimg a lot of time in hospital with a close family member.

I'm going to say it. A lot of newborn babies are ugly. "

Hehe!

My first words as a mother were "she's not too ugly"!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like this thread. I'm sick of pleasantries for pleasantries sake thanks to soendimg a lot of time in hospital with a close family member.

I'm going to say it. A lot of newborn babies are ugly. "
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Ahh the miracle of child birth

It's chemistry it's no more a miracle than taking a shit!.

Still I pander to the... Oh yes he's a cutie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont like erm er erm nothing really apart from torys but that's just a temporary thing as they recently upset me but its not personal

Though I do not like any form.of political nationalism that get my goat in a large way

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I like this thread. I'm sick of pleasantries for pleasantries sake thanks to soendimg a lot of time in hospital with a close family member.

I'm going to say it. A lot of newborn babies are ugly.

Hehe!

My first words as a mother were "she's not too ugly"!!

My mother said I was the ugliest baby she had ever seen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you're all idiots

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I don't think squirting is the best thing ever.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I am careful with the volume on my in ear headphones so I can hear traffic and the like but when I end up running the chugger gauntlet on the way back from work I pretend I can't hear them and never make eye contact. Because they piss me right off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a huge crush on Russell Howard

Have you noticed that every pair of trousers looks slightly worn around the bulge?

Haha I hadn't noticed that!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I can't post jack on this thread without ending up on the nawti step

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't post jack on this thread without ending up on the nawti step

Does that usually stop you?!?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I can't post jack on this thread without ending up on the nawti step

You know how much you enjoy it there.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I can't post jack on this thread without ending up on the nawti step

Does that usually stop you?!?"

Well, it *has* been a while...

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

I have a strong dislike of the welsh accent

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have a strong dislike of the welsh accent "

G!!!!

That really is the unsayable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe that Hitler had a point .He just went about it all wrong.

America is the big boil on the worlds backside and needs lancing.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I believe that Hitler had a point .He just went about it all wrong.

America is the big boil on the worlds backside and needs lancing."

Are you really Ken Livingstone?

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

"I have a strong dislike of the welsh accent

G!!!!

That really is the unsayable.

Take no prisoners - Thought I would up the ante!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you really Ken Livingstone? "

It's been a while since I looked in a mirror so maybe.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Feminist are the greatest impediment,to gender equality.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have a strong dislike of the welsh accent

G!!!!

That really is the unsayable.

Take no prisoners - Thought I would up the ante!

Next you'll tell me that you don't like speed bumps.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Feminist are the greatest impediment,to gender equality.

I'll stick to my rules for this thread...

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

"I have a strong dislike of the welsh accent

G!!!!

That really is the unsayable.

Take no prisoners - Thought I would up the ante!

Next you'll tell me that you don't like speed bumps.

Only when I don't have a big boobed babe in the car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like this thread. I'm sick of pleasantries for pleasantries sake thanks to soendimg a lot of time in hospital with a close family member.

I'm going to say it. A lot of newborn babies are ugly.

Hehe!

My first words as a mother were "she's not too ugly"!!

Lol mine were omg he looks like a a tiny old man. Handsome devil now though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Shawshank Redemption is simplistic and boring.

Men who take their tops off in town centres after the slightest bit of sun should be executed on the spot.

Scotch whiskey is the work of the devil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A thread for you to say the unsayable (in a nice way, please).

Katherine Jenkins: I can't stand hearing her sing the national anthem - she ruins it.

Her tits make up for it though

Dare I say it......are they real???

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"The Shawshank Redemption is simplistic and boring.

Men who take their tops off in town centres after the slightest bit of sun should be executed on the spot.

Scotch whiskey is the work of the devil.

I'm with you on the men who take their tops off.

Shawshank is my easy way to show people what my name means, and that it's not rude. 01:43:50 in the DVD version of the film, according to the interweb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feminist are the greatest impediment,to gender equality.

I'll stick to my rules for this thread... "

Strong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A thread for you to say the unsayable (in a nice way, please).

Katherine Jenkins: I can't stand hearing her sing the national anthem - she ruins it.

She makes me want to go death and blind but I hope she is a dirty bitch ! At least she has something about her ! Xx

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

"Scotch whiskey is the work of the devil. "

Make your mind up

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ok. I wouldnt say it on the rip thread but i fucking loathed ronnie corbett would switch anything off he was in. My all time disliked television person (paddy mcguiness is my second)

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I don't get how people could even consider Boris Johnson fit for a job and certainly not one of leadership. Complete arrogant fake and dangerous narcissist

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Feminist are the greatest impediment,to gender equality.

I'll stick to my rules for this thread... "

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Single men who moan they can't get meets & then when offered to them on a plate run a mile!! Chickens!!!

People who moan about not getting meets but have no public photos, lots of the similar photos (ie a library full of cock shots).

People who claim to be new but their profile is over a year old.

People who put "will fill this in later" or "just looking" as the only text on their profile.

Lamp post pissing.

One-up-manship / 2 faced people in the forums.

Liars & rumours being spread via pm. Ask me & I'll tell the truth

I'm sure I'll think of more

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"The Shawshank Redemption is simplistic and boring.

Men who take their tops off in town centres after the slightest bit of sun should be executed on the spot.

Scotch whiskey is the work of the devil.

Scotch whisky has no "e" but Irish whiskey does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nasaly voices grate on my nerves.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

i love people, but as a species, i do believe the human race, are complete morons..

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

Can't stand 'The Sound Of Music'.

As soon as she runs up that hill to screech,"The hills are alive with the sound of music.... "

That. Is. It.

I can't even be bothered to use the remote to change channels. I just walk out the room.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Well, there's a lot less than I was expecting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, there's a lot less than I was expecting.

I fear the sunshine has made everyone less crotchety than normal

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

"Can't stand 'The Sound Of Music'.

As soon as she runs up that hill to screech,"The hills are alive with the sound of music.... "

That. Is. It.

I can't even be bothered to use the remote to change channels. I just walk out the room. "

If it makes you feel any better, they all die after the credits.

They were heading towards Germany not away from it...

according to a film blooper website...

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Well, there's a lot less than I was expecting.

I fear the sunshine has made everyone less crotchety than normal"

I'll bump it on a rainy Thursday.

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

"I don't like children!

Especially when I'm eating out & they are running around ...then one of them cries & Im like "just give the child what it wants to shut it up" then growl at the parents "

Me too...a relief to hear another woman say it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never watched a Star Wars film, and have no desire to do so. Childish crap.

I hate Strictly and Masterchef with a passion.

Heavy metal is garbage! Melody rules.

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