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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So what's your poison folks- it's happy hour?

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

At last!! Large cider please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"At last!! Large cider please

Sweet or dry?

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Mine as always is a dark rum and ginger ale please rossa x

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Vodka martini shaken not stirred

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine as always is a dark rum and ginger ale please rossa x"

Call me Red or Tess.

Crabbies?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka martini shaken not stirred

With a twist?

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

"At last!! Large cider please

Sweet or dry?

Very dry please x

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Can i start off with some stout please(been a while)?

Too early for anything stronger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jager and vanilla please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finishing off the tonic n pretending

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would kill for a vodka straight up and out of the freezer. I'm in parent land this weekend. The only thing that's getting me through it is occasional sneaks onto forum bonkers-ness and the promise of shenanigans on Monday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a water with ice

Can't drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"At last!! Large cider please

Sweet or dry?

Very dry please x"

Pint of Strongbow it is, then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i start off with some stout please(been a while)?

Too early for anything stronger."

Guiness ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nesquick pink milk please , pint , later on in the evening post walkies a full bodied Rioja

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

Pineapple juice

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

"Vodka martini shaken not stirred

With a twist?"

No that's fine you are a lifesaver Darling

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jager and vanilla please

You are an Animal!

I swear I heard your liver pleading to be let out just then!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Finishing off the tonic n pretending

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Its a virtual bar- what would be your choice sweetie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would kill for a vodka straight up and out of the freezer. I'm in parent land this weekend. The only thing that's getting me through it is occasional sneaks onto forum bonkers-ness and the promise of shenanigans on Monday. "

I sympathise!

Grey Goose it is! xx

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"Mine as always is a dark rum and ginger ale please rossa x

Call me Red or Tess.

Crabbies?

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okie dokes.... Canada dry please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Pernod and orange juice please, with ice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finishing off the tonic n pretending

xxx

Its a virtual bar- what would be your choice sweetie?"

Ok deal.......a nice rich red wine please xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just a water with ice

Can't drink

Aw big hugs, water it is... just looking for the loinclothed-waiter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tia Maria..pure orange juice and couple of ice cubes ...lush x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nesquick pink milk please , pint , later on in the evening post walkies a full bodied Rioja

Full bodied red right here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nesquick pink milk please , pint , later on in the evening post walkies a full bodied Rioja

Are you cumming?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka martini shaken not stirred

With a twist?

No that's fine you are a lifesaver Darling

Can you be the waiter if Cheeky oils you up?

I think she might find her requirement full filled at the same time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine as always is a dark rum and ginger ale please rossa x

Call me Red or Tess.

Crabbies?

okie dokes.... Canada dry please x"

Done and done!

Put some music on please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a water with ice

Can't drink

Aw big hugs, water it is... just looking for the loinclothed-waiter!

Forget the loin cloth I will have him naked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cock

I will just put your order in with the waiter....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just a water with ice

Can't drink

Aw big hugs, water it is... just looking for the loinclothed-waiter!

Forget the loin cloth I will have him naked. "

I will let you put your order in then!

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

Gin & tonic please lovely, make it large!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A honey jd for him please and a dissarono on the rocks for myself please x"

Sounds delicious coming up...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin & tonic please lovely, make it large!! "

Any brand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orangeeboom please.

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

"Can i start off with some stout please(been a while)?

Too early for anything stronger.

Guiness ?"

That'd do.

Developing quite the thirst now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Finishing off the tonic n pretending

xxx

Its a virtual bar- what would be your choice sweetie?

Ok deal.......a nice rich red wine please xxx"
will put the bottle on the bar- can you share with Taff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a nice whisky I think.....ice and maybe a little water?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tia Maria..pure orange juice and couple of ice cubes ...lush x"

Never tried it but will take your word for it x

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

"Gin & tonic please lovely, make it large!!

Any brand?

Juniper Green of course!!! Tsk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a nice whisky I think.....ice and maybe a little water?

Talisker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on the Pinot Grigio, large one please my lovely x

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"Mine as always is a dark rum and ginger ale please rossa x

Call me Red or Tess.

Crabbies?

okie dokes.... Canada dry please x

Done and done!

Put some music on please?"

Of course, something slow and erotic or something more upbeat and party like?

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

"I'll have a nice whisky I think.....ice and maybe a little water?

What do you class as a nice whisky?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Orangeeboom please.

Say what?

It's not a cocktail bar fella!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine as always is a dark rum and ginger ale please rossa x

Call me Red or Tess.

Crabbies?

okie dokes.... Canada dry please x

Done and done!

Put some music on please?

Of course, something slow and erotic or something more upbeat and party like?"

Partay!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin & tonic please lovely, make it large!!

Any brand?

Juniper Green of course!!! Tsk

I like Bombay Sapphire!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nesquick pink milk please , pint , later on in the evening post walkies a full bodied Rioja

Full bodied red right here!

Oh my dear lady I know so

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm on the Pinot Grigio, large one please my lovely x"

I have a nice cold blush- shall I leave it on the bar sweetie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Orangeeboom please.

Its a larger not a tune lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finishing off the tonic n pretending

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Its a virtual bar- what would be your choice sweetie?

Ok deal.......a nice rich red wine please xxxwill put the bottle on the bar- can you share with Taff?"

Go on then xxx

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

"Gin & tonic please lovely, make it large!!

Any brand?

Juniper Green of course!!! Tsk

I like Bombay Sapphire!

Me too but I want JG! It's ok, I have 2 bottles & some Fever Tree I'll sort myself

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"Mine as always is a dark rum and ginger ale please rossa x

Call me Red or Tess.

Crabbies?

okie dokes.... Canada dry please x

Done and done!

Put some music on please?

Of course, something slow and erotic or something more upbeat and party like?

Partay!

Starting off with Hey Ya by Outkast then

Pass your requests to the loinclothed waiter people and let's get this party started (oooh next tune I think)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Orangeeboom please.

Its a larger not a tune lol

Larger than what!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finishing off the tonic n pretending

xxx

Its a virtual bar- what would be your choice sweetie?

Ok deal.......a nice rich red wine please xxxwill put the bottle on the bar- can you share with Taff?

Go on then xxx"

Shift over

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin & tonic please lovely, make it large!!

Any brand?

Juniper Green of course!!! Tsk

I like Bombay Sapphire!

Me too but I want JG! It's ok, I have 2 bottles & some Fever Tree I'll sort myself "

Yeah well can you pour me one too please- I like your measures!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Orangeeboom please.

Say what?

It's not a cocktail bar fella!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine as always is a dark rum and ginger ale please rossa x

Call me Red or Tess.

Crabbies?

okie dokes.... Canada dry please x

Done and done!

Put some music on please?

Of course, something slow and erotic or something more upbeat and party like?

Partay!

Starting off with Hey Ya by Outkast then

Pass your requests to the loinclothed waiter people and let's get this party started (oooh next tune I think)"

Didn't you get the memo.

No loincloth - V's orders!

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

"Gin & tonic please lovely, make it large!!

Any brand?

Juniper Green of course!!! Tsk

I like Bombay Sapphire!

Me too but I want JG! It's ok, I have 2 bottles & some Fever Tree I'll sort myself

Yeah well can you pour me one too please- I like your measures!

2 very large G&T's coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tia Maria..pure orange juice and couple of ice cubes ...lush x

Never tried it but will take your word for it x

Very moreish..tastes like chocolate orange x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finishing off the tonic n pretending

xxx

Its a virtual bar- what would be your choice sweetie?

Ok deal.......a nice rich red wine please xxxwill put the bottle on the bar- can you share with Taff?

Go on then xxx

Shift over

Awwww I don't wanna be in the corner.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

It's lightening

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"Mine as always is a dark rum and ginger ale please rossa x

Call me Red or Tess.

Crabbies?

okie dokes.... Canada dry please x

Done and done!

Put some music on please?

Of course, something slow and erotic or something more upbeat and party like?

Partay!

Starting off with Hey Ya by Outkast then

Pass your requests to the loinclothed waiter people and let's get this party started (oooh next tune I think)

Didn't you get the memo.

No loincloth - V's orders!

I thought I saw her snatch it off with just her pearly whites

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's lightening

What is?

The speed of the Loincloth removal?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Could I have a milky coffee please on a 15hr night shift x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what's your poison folks- it's happy hour?"

J2o please, surprise me, no ice no glitter.

Cheers muchly, one for yourself while you're there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orange juice... I may be driving..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So what's your poison folks- it's happy hour?

J2o please, surprise me, no ice no glitter.

Cheers muchly, one for yourself while you're there.

I think the cranberry one- it's a bit sharper than usual?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Jeez.... this always happens to me (gets out a tenner to wave at the barsteward) OI, MUSH!

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"So what's your poison folks- it's happy hour?"

Can I have some please........ideally diet, I may have a pint of bitter later but only one as I'm driving....

Cal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never get a fecking drink in these posts... haters gonna hate Pauly, haters gonna hate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So what's your poison folks- it's happy hour?

Can I have some please........ideally diet, I may have a pint of bitter later but only one as I'm driving....

Cal"

Virgin diet cuba libra coming up! Rocks?

Oh and what bitter?

TT, Pedigree, Speckled Hen?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I never get a fecking drink in these posts... haters gonna hate Pauly, haters gonna hate."

Why so serious, Son?

All you gotta do is smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never get a fecking drink in these posts... haters gonna hate Pauly, haters gonna hate.

Why so serious, Son?

All you gotta do is smile

Difficult when you are dehydrated and have lost your pants..

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Well I'm cooking a curry and have just opened another bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon, but I'll have a pint of cider chaser please landlady

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I never get a fecking drink in these posts... haters gonna hate Pauly, haters gonna hate.

Why so serious, Son?

All you gotta do is smile

Difficult when you are dehydrated and have lost your pants..

Aw- have a cold shower!

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By *parkly MittensWoman
over a year ago

My own little world

"So what's your poison folks- it's happy hour?"

I'm not picky. Whatever drink you make I'll drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I'm cooking a curry and have just opened another bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon, but I'll have a pint of cider chaser please landlady

I remember last time the bathroom is back right!

Cider will be on the bar when you return. Remember to wash your hands!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So what's your poison folks- it's happy hour?

I'm not picky. Whatever drink you make I'll drink

I think Prosecco and Chambourd again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never get a fecking drink in these posts... haters gonna hate Pauly, haters gonna hate.

Why so serious, Son?

All you gotta do is smile

Difficult when you are dehydrated and have lost your pants..

Aw- have a cold shower!"

wow 2 days in a row I have been bullied on here..... better find a meet!

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By *parkly MittensWoman
over a year ago

My own little world

"So what's your poison folks- it's happy hour?

I'm not picky. Whatever drink you make I'll drink

I think Prosecco and Chambourd again!

Only if we don't have to stop the taxi again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have the traditional Scottish national drink.......

Quadruple vodka (standard house measure up here!) with a splash of Irn Bru...Cheers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I never get a fecking drink in these posts... haters gonna hate Pauly, haters gonna hate.

Why so serious, Son?

All you gotta do is smile

Difficult when you are dehydrated and have lost your pants..

Aw- have a cold shower!

wow 2 days in a row I have been bullied on here..... better find a meet! "

Bullied? Banter Daaaarling merely banter!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So what's your poison folks- it's happy hour?

I'm not picky. Whatever drink you make I'll drink

I think Prosecco and Chambourd again!

Only if we don't have to stop the taxi again

Hmmmm I was travel sick I tells ya!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never get a fecking drink in these posts... haters gonna hate Pauly, haters gonna hate.

Why so serious, Son?

All you gotta do is smile

Difficult when you are dehydrated and have lost your pants..

Aw- have a cold shower!

wow 2 days in a row I have been bullied on here..... better find a meet!

Bullied? Banter Daaaarling merely banter!

Well I didn't order a pint of it; whatever it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have the traditional Scottish national drink.......

Quadruple vodka (standard house measure up here!) with a splash of Irn Bru...Cheers!

ICE?

( as in ego do I call in case of emergency?)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I never get a fecking drink in these posts... haters gonna hate Pauly, haters gonna hate.

Why so serious, Son?

All you gotta do is smile

Difficult when you are dehydrated and have lost your pants..

Aw- have a cold shower!

wow 2 days in a row I have been bullied on here..... better find a meet!

Bullied? Banter Daaaarling merely banter!

Well I didn't order a pint of it; whatever it is

I can just refuse to serve you then, good evening sir.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And on that note, I think "Happy" hour is done.

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By *parkly MittensWoman
over a year ago

My own little world

"So what's your poison folks- it's happy hour?

I'm not picky. Whatever drink you make I'll drink

I think Prosecco and Chambourd again!

Only if we don't have to stop the taxi again

Hmmmm I was travel sick I tells ya!!

Honest Guvna

. We need another night like that soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have the traditional Scottish national drink.......

Quadruple vodka (standard house measure up here!) with a splash of Irn Bru...Cheers!

ICE?

( as in ego do I call in case of emergency?)

Just have the taxi on speed dial for a tactical mission to the off license!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what's your poison folks- it's happy hour?

J2o please, surprise me, no ice no glitter.

Cheers muchly, one for yourself while you're there.

I think the cranberry one- it's a bit sharper than usual?

Sounds good to me, chin chin.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"And on that note, I think "Happy" hour is done.

Happy hour my arse, I tried twice to get a drink, good job I got the old fall-back of a hip flask full of Port!

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