FabSwingers.com forum: Blue waffle

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey peeps

Second week on the trot I've had a meet with a lass and similar to the last occasion it was a fantastic sexual experience to which many orgasms were given and our bodies were wrapped round like a pretzel... Plus I spunked pretty heavy on her tits. Anyway upon our 3rd attempt at releasing the eitr from my love snake, I decided to go down on her and tackle her clam with my tongue... However to my shock and what i can loosely refer to as King Kongs arse hole: her vagina was purple as fuck. I don't know if my approx 1 hour pasty smashing of her Tupence was the cause of her discolouration but needless to say I couldn't stick my tongue down there, that shit was nasty.

Is a lasses fanny meant to discolour after repeated heavy sex sessions or has that lass got some STI or something.

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Well ain't you just charming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least she didn't shit on your carpet... like the last one eh?

Your sexual prowess just seems to "break" women doesn't it?

((Bagpuss Yawn.....))

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Oh never mind, I've just green arrowed

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Blue waffle is a hoax.

Shame really I quite enjoyed looking at the pics

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

'love snake'..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite the imagination I see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey peeps

Is a lasses fanny meant to discolour after repeated heavy sex sessions or has that lass got some STI or something."

After her last little leaving present, you should have learned your lesson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're how old and you don't know about blood flow?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Blood flow to the genitals? Who'd have thought it!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

She might have been royalty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You likened her vagina to King Kong's arsehole; may I tell you what your cock reminds me of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You likened her vagina to King Kong's arsehole; may I tell you what your cock reminds me of? "

This raises another question....when and how did he see King Kong's arsehole?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'love snake'..

Was thinking more of a tremor but a miniature one! Fucking hated that film, made me walk only on concrete for best part of my childhood.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"'love snake'..

Was thinking more of a tremor but a miniature one! Fucking hated that film, made me walk only on concrete for best part of my childhood. "

in which case do not watch attack of the killer tomatoes..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You likened her vagina to King Kong's arsehole; may I tell you what your cock reminds me of?

This raises another question....when and how did he see King Kong's arsehole?!

when he was being used as a but plug by king kong

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