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Strange things on yer Sergeant Mj

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By *ibertines OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cupar

Just reading the lolly thread and was thinking about food and nobs. Whats the weirdest thing (food or otherwise) youve put on your nob? I have marmite on it for someone. Tried nice whisky - didnt go to well. My wee man has good taste it seems; got sucked up my urethra. Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had me fella stick it into me baileys. mmmmmmmm nice.

and marmite would take ages to lick off...

how nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

peanut butter is even better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(does a homer)

mmmmmmmmmm peanut butter....drool....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh and it takes ages to get it all off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Extra thick clotted cream Mmmmm with bits of pear in it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

could you show me how id put it on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the ones without the extra nuts i hope, they get stuck in me teeth

and im sure i could

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be the smooth peanut butter

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By *ibertines OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cupar


"It would be the smooth peanut butter "

Defo. The strawberry jam failed as such.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would be the smooth peanut butter

Defo. The strawberry jam failed as such."

oh i had the peanut butter tried on me before and it was the crunchy nut. was left with bits of nuts in places hard to get out of, give me smooth anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As perverted as I am I haven't yet gone down the road of spreading food substabces on me John Thomas, it just don't seem right somehow, there are millions of starving in Africa and one of em might sniff me out and come and eat my bestest buddy in the whole wide world!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just think thou youd be doing a good deed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just think thou youd be doing a good deed "

Hey, it might be big but it aint that fookin big. Jesus might have fed 5,000 with a few loaves and some fish but I ain't feeding Africa BBQ'd chopper. Fuck no!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol

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By *ibertines OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cupar

So we have Whiskey, marmite, cream and pears, SMOOOOTH peanut butter. Anyone put anything more comical/less edible? I've seen some v funny animal thongs gan about.

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