FabSwingers.com forum: Broken bones

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What have you broken ?

When did you do it ?

How did you do it ?

Did you have to have surgery ?

How long did it take to heal?

Nosey Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a broken toe atm kicked my wonder woman box lol. Xxxx

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

broke two toes last week. dropped a big sheet of plywood on my foot. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luckily, I've never broken anything.

I remember a friend having a really simple fall and breaking her arm. She didn't drink milk and I'm sure that was the reason why.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Broken wrist in 3rd year primary.

Stuart pushed me over, my Nan told his Nan and his Nan dragged him round to my house by his ear and made him apologise.

I remember him fondly.

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By *az_1976Man
over a year ago

Peterborough/Huntingdon

Toe

Ankle

2 ribs

Arm

Eye socket

2 vertebrae

and I'm not accident prone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boxers injury. Little finger. Right hand. Shoved my first knuckle into my hand defending me and a girl.

Thankfully neither of them got back up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open Tib and Fib multiple fractures...3 years in a wheel chair....£83000 comp and made a 100% recovery and did the Great North run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in the past I've had a

broken nose

rib

hand

thumb

3 broken toes

and my knee strapped for 3 months after it was damaged playing rugby.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Open Tib and Fib multiple fractures...3 years in a wheel chair....£83000 comp and made a 100% recovery and did the Great North run"

Wow what an achievement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke my pinky toe on my left foot when I was about 8. My mother asked me to go downstairs and get her a drink. I was in a rush so I ran back up to her and as I turned the corner my toe caught the edge and it pulled at a 90 degree angle. Fell on my face and spilled the drink everywhere. My mother yelled at me to get another drink so I had to run and get one.

No one believed me when I said it really hurt. After 5 days they brought me to the doctor who said it was broken. He broke a popsicle stick in half as a splint and taped it to my toe. I can't move that toe seperately to this day

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Broken ribs twice first time all my left ones by falling through a full length mirror while having a seizure. 2nd time left ribs again at least 2 in march having sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skull,neck,arms,collar bone,legs fingers,knee few other injuries all in one hit car crash off work 21/2 years wheel chair bound for first year ,learn to read write walk again major memory loss too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toe

Ankle

2 ribs

Arm

Eye socket

2 vertebrae

and I'm not accident prone!

Are you human?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Open Tib and Fib multiple fractures...3 years in a wheel chair....£83000 comp and made a 100% recovery and did the Great North run

Wow what an achievement

It costs me my marriage and my home so yes quite an achievement but that was 12 years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broke both bones in my right wrist about 18 months ago due to a stroppy horse. Pinned and plated, had to have a career change because of it, still gives me pain now bloody thing.

Mrs x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Oh and when i was 17 i broke and cut the ligaments in my left index finger which has left me with no use in it

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Mrs SB here

Left wrist

4 toes

Both ankels twice

Dislocated right knee. Skydiving

I'm super clumsy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Skull,neck,arms,collar bone,legs fingers,knee few other injuries all in one hit car crash off work 21/2 years wheel chair bound for first year ,learn to read write walk again major memory loss too "

Well done

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Nope nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nose x3

Jaw

Ribs x2

Thumb

Fingers x3

Left wrist

Playing Rugby

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Just my wrist following a bike accident when 17.

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By *lice_in_BlunderlandWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Broke a toe trying to get a stair gate to fit

Broke an elbow years ago which never healed and has left me with reduced usage and arthritis.

Broke my foot after tripping over my maxi dress

Chipped my knee after falling over wearing heels

All on the same side of my body!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ribs collar bone fractured jaw all through horse riding /cross country events

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Had my nose broken

Cheek bone, ribs, collar bone all due to abusive men.

Healing time depending on how it broke.

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By *adyboy-DaddyCouple
over a year ago

Andover

Holy shit.

Well you asked so here goes (in order kinda)

Right patela (knee cap) replaced.

Right tibia and fibia (shin) open fracture. Fitted with a rod.

Two right hand transverse process of the 5th and 6th vertebrae broken and pinned.

Three ribs on the left, two on right.

Right wrist fractured twice.

Right radius (wrist) compound open fracture, plated and pinned.

Three or four toes and a 3 fingers (one still pinned)

And nose broken several times.

Mostly done from motorbike accidents back in the day. Fingers done at work. Nose from talking when I should have been listening.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Skull,neck,arms,collar bone,legs fingers,knee few other injuries all in one hit car crash off work 21/2 years wheel chair bound for first year ,learn to read write walk again major memory loss too "

Jeeezzz well done on your recovery xx

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

completley wrecked my left knee aged 16 after bad landing whilst chalenging David batty in a youth game he landed on me lower leg at right angles spent 8 months with a cage to stetch and stablize it end of pro career !broke left foot at u2 gig in manchester aged 26 nothing since thankfully

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Broken ribs twice first time all my left ones by falling through a full length mirror while having a seizure. 2nd time left ribs again at least 2 in march having sex"

Bloody nora

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I broke my pinky toe on my left foot when I was about 8. My mother asked me to go downstairs and get her a drink. I was in a rush so I ran back up to her and as I turned the corner my toe caught the edge and it pulled at a 90 degree angle. Fell on my face and spilled the drink everywhere. My mother yelled at me to get another drink so I had to run and get one.

Poor pinky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Blimey guys n girls some cracking injuries reported

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By *adyboy-DaddyCouple
over a year ago

Andover

"Boxers injury. Little finger. Right hand. Shoved my first knuckle into my hand defending me and a girl.

Thankfully neither of them got back up. "

Ooh, forgot about that. I did the second one on my right hand. Shoved it back into my hand so far I still can't straighten my wrist properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toes

Hand

Wrist (twice)

Nose

Eye socket

Ribs

Jaw, that being the worst for me.

Seems a long list when you write it down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What have you broken ?

Incus/stirrup, A bone in my middle ear

When did you do it ?

12 years ago

How did you do it ?

Car ran over my head

Did you have to have surgery ?

Yes

How long did it take to heal?

3 - 4 weeks, Although left with a mild case of tinnitus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What have you broken ?

A Rib

When did you do it ?

About 20 years ago

How did you do it ?

Fell off my bike onto a concrete block

Did you have to have surgery ?

How long did it take to heal?

About a month

Nosey Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broken toe whilst playing football and it took about 4-6 weeks to heal properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broke both bones in my lower right arm aged 10 after falling off a donkey I was showing off on at the time. Had 4 operations on it. Scars down both sides of my forearm. Can't remember how long it took to heal.

Broke right thigh bone in a car crash aged 19. 3 operations and took about a year to heal. Scar from top of thigh to just above the knee.

A x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 bike crashes numerous climbing accidents and other shenanigans.

Not one broken bone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Left collar bone broken last summer resulting from a bike crash. Right collar bone broken 3 months later after another crash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a few broken bones in my right hand - i ran through a door but left my hand in the handle and bent my hand the wrong way somehow - swelled up like an inflated marigold glove and went black as coal - no surgery but a good few weeks before it went back to normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cracked my jaw bone as a young child from being hit in the face by a swing in a play park

Lost a couple of teeth through it too

Mended ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"5 bike crashes numerous climbing accidents and other shenanigans.

Not one broken bone

What are you made of titanium ?

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By *ingersoloWoman
over a year ago

Oldham

Most recent was a slip when it snowed a couple of months ago. Got compound fracture of 6 ribs, spinal bruising and a pneumothorax.

Also a fractured skull as a baby, broken pubic bone by being accidentally kicked, a fractured cheek bone and a broken nose.... Think that's it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh yeah - ive kinked my nose once by fainting and landing flat on it

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By *lice_in_BlunderlandWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"5 bike crashes numerous climbing accidents and other shenanigans.

Not one broken bone

What are you made of titanium ?

I now have that song in my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long you got?

Right cheekbone

Right eye socket

Skull (twice)

Jaw

Every finger.

Both wrists

Both radial

Left ulnar

Right elbow

Both collarbones

Right shoulder

11 ribs

Pelvis

Right femur (detached the ball)

Both kneecaps

Right tubular

Right fibular

Both heels

7 toes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How long you got?

Right cheekbone

Right eye socket

Skull (twice)

Jaw

Every finger.

Both wrists

Both radial

Left ulnar

Right elbow

Both collarbones

Right shoulder

11 ribs

Pelvis

Right femur (detached the ball)

Both kneecaps

Right tubular

Right fibular

Both heels

7 toes"

holy fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How long you got?

Right cheekbone

Right eye socket

Skull (twice)

Jaw

Every finger.

Both wrists

Both radial

Left ulnar

Right elbow

Both collarbones

Right shoulder

11 ribs

Pelvis

Right femur (detached the ball)

Both kneecaps

Right tubular

Right fibular

Both heels

7 toes

holy fuck"

Forgot the death certificate with my name on it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broken wrist as a child when pushed over by someone who was bullying me

Then 4 years ago ankle avulsion stepping down of a step the dog licked my toe and I put the other foot down wrong.

Had a awesome meet the week after mind with leg in cast

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"How long you got?

Right cheekbone

Right eye socket

Skull (twice)

Jaw

Every finger.

Both wrists

Both radial

Left ulnar

Right elbow

Both collarbones

Right shoulder

11 ribs

Pelvis

Right femur (detached the ball)

Both kneecaps

Right tubular

Right fibular

Both heels

7 toes"

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

As a kid fell of bike and broke a finger on left hand a week later fell over playing football and broke all fingers on right hand and over next few years broke my 8 fingers about 16 times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How long you got?

Right cheekbone

Right eye socket

Skull (twice)

Jaw

Every finger.

Both wrists

Both radial

Left ulnar

Right elbow

Both collarbones

Right shoulder

11 ribs

Pelvis

Right femur (detached the ball)

Both kneecaps

Right tubular

Right fibular

Both heels

7 toes"

We have a winner

I knew that was you before scrolling up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What have you broken ?

When did you do it ?

How did you do it ?

Did you have to have surgery ?

How long did it take to heal?

Nosey Mrs x

Got beaten up by a gang of skin heads when I was a teenager.

They had baseball bats and hammers and shit.

Kicked and beat the fuck out of me broke my arm.

All because I was a white guy hanging out with no white people.

Or my friends as I preferred to call them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What have you broken ?

When did you do it ?

How did you do it ?

Did you have to have surgery ?

How long did it take to heal?

Nosey Mrs x

Got beaten up by a gang of skin heads when I was a teenager.

They had baseball bats and hammers and shit.

Kicked and beat the fuck out of me broke my arm.

All because I was a white guy hanging out with no white people.

Or my friends as I preferred to call them. "

None not no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How long you got?

Right cheekbone

Right eye socket

Skull (twice)

Jaw

Every finger.

Both wrists

Both radial

Left ulnar

Right elbow

Both collarbones

Right shoulder

11 ribs

Pelvis

Right femur (detached the ball)

Both kneecaps

Right tubular

Right fibular

Both heels

7 toes

We have a winner

I knew that was you before scrolling up

What gave it away?

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

"Open Tib and Fib multiple fractures...3 years in a wheel chair....£83000 comp and made a 100% recovery and did the Great North run

Wow what an achievement

It costs me my marriage and my home so yes quite an achievement but that was 12 years ago."

That's not so good. The run was an amazing achievement. Shame about your marriage. Must've taken a lot of effort to get that level of fitness and remain positive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a winner

I knew that was you before scrolling up

It's a competition?? That is One i don't want to win thanks

It means you're either incredibly unlucky or incredibly stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke my middle toe on a bed.

What is frankly amazing is that is the only bone I have broken, when you consider that I worked with and rode horses for a living for 20 years!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5 bike crashes numerous climbing accidents and other shenanigans.

Not one broken bone

What are you made of titanium ?

From the way i bounce i think rubber

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"5 bike crashes numerous climbing accidents and other shenanigans.

Not one broken bone

What are you made of titanium ?

From the way i bounce i think rubber

Stretch Armstrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broken radius and ulna, bmx-ing, when I was 12;

Broken scapula and fibula in a bike crash during a road race (came off at 45mph and my pedal clips didn't release !) at 20

And a split patella at 41, which required a bone graft to fuse it back together, non bike related this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 plates in my right leg after the been knocked over hit and run by a taxi.

Cool scar and the lego an mechano tattoo round it like it's holding my leg together is a good conversation starter.

Hurts every step. Every day still

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By *horehouseCouple
over a year ago

dissatisfied

Lisfranc fracture to left foot ... New Year's Eve 2 years ago .... Secrets in Torquay. Had one glass of wine and been there 10 mins, tripped over a door threshold and that was the end of new year celebrations for us. Quick change of clothes to something more suitable for hospital ...The ambulance guys asked loads of question about what goes on in the place lol ...

Surgery required, two plates and two screws - won't forget that New Year's Eve swinging party in a hurry

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

coccyx -falling down stairs as a teen.

both little fingers - different times but both moving furniture backwards past door handles.

left wrist, through being nice on a bicycle, not frightening a little old man on the road by overtaking him politely, i misjudged the curb and went into a reflector post.my dad thought it was sprained, wouldn't take me to hospital, after pain for 2 years i went to have an x-ray..its set a bit squiffy..

my jaw bone and shoulder dislocation with rotary collar cuff damage for years - by not a very nice man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never broken any bones

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

When I was 30 I came off a horse going over a jump and broke my left wrist, when they xrayed it the doctor asked me how I broke my arm and when and I had no idea as it had never been treated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What have you broken ?

When did you do it ?

How did you do it ?

Did you have to have surgery ?

How long did it take to heal?

Nosey Mrs x

Hairline skull fracture, someone else's elbow.

Broken ribs, someone else's baseball bat.

Can I throw a "stabbed three times and shot once" into the mix.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Fractured elbow just over 2 years ago. I went for a run after new year slipped, landed and fractured it. 3 weeks to heal, and another 3 weeks before I could do any heavy lifting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*takes a deep breath*

I've broken,

left wrist

right wrist

right ankle

left thigh

left ankle

right leg

collarbone

jaw

eye socket

fingers

toes

pelvis

elbow

ribs

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"*takes a deep breath*

I've broken,

left wrist

right wrist

right ankle

left thigh

left ankle

right leg

collarbone

jaw

eye socket

fingers

toes

pelvis

elbow

ribs"

Are you the bionic woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fractured arm 2 yrs ago & it's still giving me serious bother.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Left wrist aged 13 in school

Broken nose, fractured cheekbone and 4 ribs cracked (at different times, martial arts)

Three toes on my right foot (mountain biking)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*takes a deep breath*

I've broken,

left wrist

right wrist

right ankle

left thigh

left ankle

right leg

collarbone

jaw

eye socket

fingers

toes

pelvis

elbow

ribs

Are you the bionic woman

Shhh it's a secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke my thumb playing snooker.

I've broken my nose twice and needed surgery to straighten it.

I've fractured my skull twice.

I broke my ankle falling of a French bar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ulna and radius in my left arm - bone came through the skin - tasty

I was about 12 and was riding my bike and a friend pushed his skateboard under the front wheel - splat!

Surgery to reset the bones and I think took around 8 weeks before the cast came off.

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By *enny PR9TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport

Arm.

leg.

skul.

back.

That will teach the bastard to give me a parking ticket.

Jenny xxx

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Green stick fracture of the humerus (wasn't funny though *boomboom*). I was crossing the road in front of a bunch of cyclists after school and got hit by a car.

It took about 6-8 weeks to heal properly.

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