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By *urvymama OP   Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

One of my personal favourites is when you read on the profile words to the effect of "I'm professional and discreet" or "I'm shy" then they have only pics of their genitals on their profile. This is weird to me as I personally find those pictures being posted fall into neither of the above traits mentioned. Of course it's their profile they can do as they please but I find it amusing

Which ones do you find amusing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just lately, it's been women who make it clear on their profile that they have no interest in black men, messaging me.

I'm chuffed to bits, I have managed to transcend race, by being pure sexuality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The words " quality over quantity " on their profile.

Then you look and their veri list is longer than the novel War and Peace.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Regular meets.

But they don't specify how regular, and this usually means every few months.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women wanting a foot long cock. Where the hell are they gonna put that thing?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Women wanting a foot long cock. Where the hell are they gonna put that thing?"

I a large shoe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women wanting a foot long cock. Where the hell are they gonna put that thing?"

Ask for a picture (I personally would not ask for any picture like that but I thought it would be funny)!

Or if you're genuinely asking...then you're on the wrong site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women wanting a foot long cock. Where the hell are they gonna put that thing?"

Wherever it is they don't use it as a rule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fave is " Not wanting to meet anyone as I'm just here to chat and the forums"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My fave is " Not wanting to meet anyone as I'm just here to chat and the forums"

"

What's wrong with that... Have you seen some of the muppets out there??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a nice person and get on with everyone.

I've usually found people with that on their profiles tend to be the complete opposite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My fave is " Not wanting to meet anyone as I'm just here to chat and the forums""

i had this last week on mine. totally changed what i want after having another great meet with someone i trust.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My fave is " Not wanting to meet anyone as I'm just here to chat and the forums"

What's wrong with that... Have you seen some of the muppets out there?? "

No..... but ive seen cocks that look like Gonzos nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who don't watch television, but pop up in every television related thread, just to say they don't have a television

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My fave is " Not wanting to meet anyone as I'm just here to chat and the forums"

What's wrong with that... Have you seen some of the muppets out there?? "

I say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My fave is " Not wanting to meet anyone as I'm just here to chat and the forums"

What's wrong with that... Have you seen some of the muppets out there??

No..... but ive seen cocks that look like Gonzos nose "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a nice person and get on with everyone.

I've usually found people with that on their profiles tend to be the complete opposite. "

I need to put that on my profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who don't watch television, but pop up in every television related thread, just to say they don't have a television "

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman
over a year ago

Lyndhurst


"I'm a nice person and get on with everyone.

I've usually found people with that on their profiles tend to be the complete opposite. "

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Guys can say they are professional but if a woman was to say they were a professional it could mean something entirely different!

And exactly what does 'professional' mean? Professional perv, liar, accountant, dentist?

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