FabSwingers.com forum: What really annoys you when driving?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

One of mine is drivers on mobile phones who just carry on when turning, nearly crash into you. Do they put their mobile phone down - no!

Sarah

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I don't drive = no problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone else at the moment lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit music on the radio

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

Up yr arse drivers and middle lane road hoggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a road narrows (no road markings) and i hold back so the oncoming traffic can come through.. and they dont nod/raise hand/flash lights or give any indication of thanks..

its not much,, but would be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit music on the radio

turn off Heart and tune into Palm..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit music on the radio

turn off Heart and tune into Palm..

whoops meant 'The Breeze'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lack of indicators is my biggest gripe at min. And for once it's not just the BMW and Audi drivers but it seems like it's completely optional now a days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of mine is drivers on mobile phones who just carry on when turning, nearly crash into you. Do they put their mobile phone down - no!

Sarah "

That and the obvious fact that its illegal to handle your phone whilst driving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lack of indicators is my biggest gripe at min. And for once it's not just the BMW and Audi drivers but it seems like it's completely optional now a days. "

Agree with this.. more and more people simply cba to indicate these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who stroll into the road, looking at you approaching and expect you to stop.

I just keep going. Its amazing how stupid they look when they suddenly run out of the way panicing.

It should be legalised to run them over and all cars fitted with cameras to prove they deserved it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not being able to get the front foot to the pitch of the ball.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't drive = no problem

If I didn't drive I'd have to wait 3 weeks for the village bus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Driving a bloody courtesy rollerskate at the moment while I'm waiting for a repair on mine to be finished

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peoples unconditional need to get where they are going first, at all costs. Aren't we all just trying to get where we're going in one piece?? No need to be an absolute dick to everyone else in my he process.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peoples unconditional need to get where they are going first, at all costs. Aren't we all just trying to get where we're going in one piece?? No need to be an absolute dick to everyone else in my he process."

Just get out of my way if ot bothers you

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Twats that break upto a green trafic light FFs green means go especially when your tootling along at 10mph under the limit ! Also folk who cannot position themselves correct lye at any form of junction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I annoy me when I'm driving I'm so rubbish at it. I am infact the "lady driver" people are talking about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roundabouts at the minute.. drivers in the left lane going all the way around to exit right

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

lack of indicators, wrong lane use.

those that roar past you and then cut in, in front, missing you by inches when there is nothing for ages. if you can go that fast..then get in front of me a bit more, before changing lanes..

biggest gripe though is truck drivers, whom you are about to overtake on a dual carriageway but they decide to pull out in front of you ( there was nothing behind) and then take five miles to overtake another lorry..

im a happy person in general, pretty chilled out actually, but this is does piss me off. thanks for the therapy..cheques in the post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cameras in cars.

They have no right to film me.

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By *lighty1Woman
over a year ago

You Dont Need to Know, right now

People who don't know how to handle mini-roundabouts and yellow-box junctions. Didn't these people ever pass a driving test?!

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By *oah FenceMan
over a year ago

Calne

People that drive at 50 in the 60 then slow to 40 in 30 but if you overtake them in the 60 they wave their arms like YOUR the dangererous driver, bugs the hell out of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The screaming from the boot.

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

"People that drive at 50 in the 60 then slow to 40 in 30 but if you overtake them in the 60 they wave their arms like YOUR the dangererous driver, bugs the hell out of me "

Me too

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

"Cameras in cars.

They have no right to film me. "

Actually they do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not being able to drive :`(

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so much annoys but more amuses me is watching how many oncoming drivers have their finger stuck up their nose

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

People who don't get out of the way quickly enough when I mount the curb.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

"Roundabouts at the minute.. drivers in the left lane going all the way around to exit right "

This is a new thing since the great idea to put traffic lights on large roundabouts. If you are going straight over and in lane 2, you have to be very aware of drivers doing this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Golf drivers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drivers ahead of you who indicate to turn left, and turn very very very very slowly!!....next second you are bang right up their bumpers

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By *revaunanceCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

A few months ago I would have said cyclists. However, As I have now taken up cycling I can see road use from their perspective!

However what gets right up my nose whether I'm behind the wheel or in the saddle is the cycle lanes that switch from road to pavement, then back again. It's dangerous to both parties IMHO.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People on phones certainly but it's worse than chatting it's reading facebook head down while they scroll through.

I do a lot of driving and I'm still shocked by the stupidity of some people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live in the countryside just outside Bournemouth so I can say with all honesty .... Tractors !

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Right here goes.

Car drivers that don't give bikes the respect they deserve, they pay their tax, fuel and even need another license to drive them. Only to have some idiot pull out on them, or do something equally stupid.

Peo using their mobile phone while driving, why do it.

Tailgating, when I am doing the speed limit overtaking other cars I ain't going to move for some idiot who flashes at me. All that happens then is you get a windscreen full of spray from my washer bottle.

Numpties that brake check you, one day I won't bother slowing down I will quite happily hit the back of your car and driver off smiling, it will be on camera of course. (I know it is illegal

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Cyclists who seem to think it is ok to drive at night, no lights against the flow of traffic and expect you to get out of the way.

Pedestrians who step out in front of you when there clearly isn't any space for them to cross, they expect you to stop and let them cross when their is heavy traffic flow.

Car drivers that pull out in front of you, forcing you to slam on the brakes to avoid hitting them, then when you sound the horn they act like you are in the wrong.

People who have no idea how to drive on roundabouts, their lane discipline is shocking.

You did ask me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody Hedgehogs!

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By *ecretgamesMan
over a year ago

the moon

I hate other people on the roads !!!! Roads would be far better with no one on them at all !!!!

Oh and gatsos

hate them too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bastards that insist on driving round you despite you either going the speed limit or just above it!! I'm sorry was my speed not good enough for you? On look you've had to stop at traffic lights, you twat!!!

G x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lack of indicators is my biggest gripe at min. And for once it's not just the BMW and Audi drivers but it seems like it's completely optional now a days. "

Try the lunatic people carrier diving mums during school pick up time. Lands the vehicle anywhere normally to the side of a keep left bollard or on a speed table or the other magical manoeuvre is the three point turn in queueing two way traffic. Just genius.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who put their hazards on to stop on the left. Just why. That's what the indicator is for.

I could go on but that could be pretty much everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who slow down to 2mph to turn off at a junction....makes me want to give them a helpful nudge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bug bear is people ahead of me who attempt to join a motorway at 40 mph.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half wits who don't realise that a mini roundabout is still a roundabout and that all the normal roundabout rules apply.

That, and idiots on hand-held mobile phones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Learner drivers

Sunday drivers who think it's ok to drive 10mph

Tractors on a country rd that's to bendy to overtake on

People who cut out in front of u then don't even try to pick up speed.

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

Too many things to name

but the two biggest have to be BMW drivers and people who go out of their way to cut in

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

When my driver gets annoyed by some idiot on the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In no particular order

1.Foglight wankers

2.People who turn right in the left lane when it's left or right choice at a roundabout.

3. People who turn right in the middle lane of a three choice roundabout when I'm turning right in the right lane.

4. People who race through the red light of the local motorway junction when it's green for me at a stupid speed and nearly killing me.

5. People who turn right on the same motorway junction when their lane says straight only...and nearly killing me.

6. Selfish people who park in disabled and pram only parking bays.

7. Knobs that park on the zigzags of a crossing.

8. People who drive through zebra crossings when someone is on them.

9.Idiots at the local tescos who don't get junctions.

10. People who have animals/children not seatbelted in.

11. Idiot parents who park anywhere and drop their kids off on the zebra crossing at the local school.

Etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And Bin lorries.

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

People who ride horses and don't say thank you when I slow down almost to a crawl to pass them.

I often open the window and shout Thank you!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunts who don't indicate and taxi drivers!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Undertaking on the motorway, twunts!

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

"Undertaking on the motorway, twunts!"

I undertake on the motarway gladly when middle lane road hoggers doing 50 and the 1st lane is empty

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Inconsiderate parking so it blocks the road or your view

People that cut across three lanes for the off ramp

People that don't follow lane restrictions at roadworks and try to cut in at the last minute

People that don't use indicators

Forget to turn off fog lights

Use their main beam and forget to dip their headlights

Chuck litter/cigarette butts out the car

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By *adyboy-DaddyCouple
over a year ago

Andover

People not responding to my emails.

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By *adyboy-DaddyCouple
over a year ago

Andover

"Undertaking on the motorway, twunts!"

Generally speaking, it's fairly hard to get undertaken on a motorway unless your in the wrong lane.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"Undertaking on the motorway, twunts!

I undertake on the motarway gladly when middle lane road hoggers doing 50 and the 1st lane is empty"
especialy in my truck thats limited to 54 as i can not go in lane three to get around them arseholes

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

Emergency service lights at night,blinding or what

Getting 3 points for moving out of the way of a ambulance "over a red light" not me but that's the law

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Undertaking on the motorway, twunts!

Generally speaking, it's fairly hard to get undertaken on a motorway unless your in the wrong lane. "

Errrr it's really easy when all 3 lanes are going at roughly the same speed, making it difficult to come in when you want to exit.

I like to leave a gap between me & the car in front, something other people can't seem to comprehend.

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

"Undertaking on the motorway, twunts!

Generally speaking, it's fairly hard to get undertaken on a motorway unless your in the wrong lane. "

Undertaking wouldnt be an issue if drivers knew how to use the lanes of a motorway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Undertaking on the motorway, twunts!

I undertake on the motarway gladly when middle lane road hoggers doing 50 and the 1st lane is empty"

You should use the outside lane to overtake not the inside lane.

And I agree, middle lane drivers are a pain in the arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most annoying thing at the moment is electronic signs that tell me that junction 51 of a motorway 60 miles away that i am not going to be on, is closed. or queue caution and speed restriction when the road is actually empty except for me.

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

"Undertaking on the motorway, twunts!

I undertake on the motarway gladly when middle lane road hoggers doing 50 and the 1st lane is empty

You should use the outside lane to overtake not the inside lane.

And I agree, middle lane drivers are a pain in the arse!"

After overtaking correctly numerous times i just get fedup going from 1 to 2 to 3rd lane then back again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Middle lane ,, or should we say "lane 2 " or overtaking lane . KEEP LEFT IF NOT OVER TAKING .END OF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Undertaking on the motorway, twunts!

I undertake on the motarway gladly when middle lane road hoggers doing 50 and the 1st lane is empty

You should use the outside lane to overtake not the inside lane.

And I agree, middle lane drivers are a pain in the arse!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being woken up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Journeys to places where there's really only one way to go. Mobile phone driving. Parents smoking with kids in the car or throwing their cigarettes out, so arrogant. Terrible driving with kids. People driving slow or fast, according to my viewpoint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who don't use indicators or, when they decide to use them after they have started taking a turn...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The bastards that insist on driving round you despite you either going the speed limit or just above it!! I'm sorry was my speed not good enough for you? On look you've had to stop at traffic lights, you twat!!!

G x"

This I what I say every morning.. On a road that is 50mph on sat navs, but new road signage says 40.. So they fly past me when I'm doing 39... Then slam the brakes on if they see the sign!

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

"Emergency service lights at night,blinding or what

Getting 3 points for moving out of the way of a ambulance "over a red light" not me but that's the law

If memory serves me right, the highway code says you shouldn't go through a red light for emergency vehicles...

On the subject of blinding lights.

After midnight the local street lights go off. Unhelpfully the traffic lights are ultra bright LEDs,as you approach them you cannot see past them into the junction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Other people on the road at the same time as me.

*Honda drivers

*Police

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunts, like the cunt who tried to undertake me today (I'm in an artic) on a mini roundabout.

So if that was you on the A7 just after the viaduct. Heading towards Tesco at Bonnyrigg You're a cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Other people on the road at the same time as me.

*Police

I've fixed your post

Hondas are awesome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Middle lane ,, or should we say "lane 2 " or overtaking lane . KEEP LEFT IF NOT OVER TAKING .END OF"
go further right to the other overtaking lane, use it for its intended purpose and pass them. Simples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of mine is drivers on mobile phones who just carry on when turning, nearly crash into you. Do they put their mobile phone down - no!

Sarah "

Other drivers....full stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Other people on My road.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tailgating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Other people on the road at the same time as me.

*Police

I've fixed your post

Hondas are awesome!

Honda owners are generally geriatric cunts who should of hung the string backed driving gloves up years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friends niece told him that she won't use indicators because "its embarrassing!" incredible eh!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I hate when I'm stuck in traffic. Kills the arthritis in my knee.

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By *ornyal138Man
over a year ago

bromley kent

People who don't say thank you when you let them go. Ignorant wankers a wave or a smile doesn't take much to do

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

4x4 drivers who force you off the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The new style motorway layouts where two roads collide/are running parallel...twats just criss cross to swap from one to another...it pees me off that they speed past you only to just veer right in front of you from an outer lane thus crossing three lanes and then having to rapidly slow down...you know it's coming you tit just get in the right frikkin lane behind me and slow the feck down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roundabouts where the lanes cross over but you cant see them cos they aren't painted properly or worn away.

Its like whacky races!

Do people not check their lights, tired of seeing cars with one light out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those Tacky range rovers, that look expensive but are actually 10k worth of failing poorly made technology.

Range Rover = flaccid penis

Ranger rover = slipper wearing gangster.

Range Rover = embarrassment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Idiots that think the middle lane is where they belong on the motorway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who don't observe 20mph zones. And then get right up my arse when I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have far too much that annoys me whilst driving, but some highlights:

People using their mobiles whilst driving - what is so important that you need to text or call whilst driving?

People that leave too late for work then drive like lunatics - leave 10 minutes earlier, problem solved

People that tailgate a foot from your bumper - no mr bmw driver, i wont move over so you can move 1 car length forward

Fog lights when its raining...hmmm

People with blown bulbs thatbdrive like that for weeks (ive passed a guy 3 weeks running that has 1 headlight bulb, so he puts his fog lights on, but the fog light on the opposite side has also blown)

People that undercut and try and cut back in

People that dont filter in, instead drive all the way to the front so some fucker lets them in.

I spend most of my drive to and from work either shaking my head in disbelief or saying "what the fuck are you doing"

People probably say the same about me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When there's an empty bottle on the floor of the passenger seat and it rolls about constantly, but ain't can't reach the damn thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people don't acknowledge you when you let then past or through a gap. I end up shouting thanks to then even though I know they can't hear me but it makes me feel better.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

"Middle lane ,, or should we say "lane 2 " or overtaking lane . KEEP LEFT IF NOT OVER TAKING .END OF"

On the motorcycle in bad weather I use the middle lane, had too many bad experiences of hitting diesel and the bike going into the other lanes. So it gives me some escape room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cars that think 7.5ton an above trucks can stop on 5p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything woth more than 3 wheels.

Also towns/cities/counties that dont let motorcycles use bus lanes.

Deapite clear evidence it reduces congestion and saves lives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Middle lane ,, or should we say "lane 2 " or overtaking lane . KEEP LEFT IF NOT OVER TAKING .END OF

On the motorcycle in bad weather I use the middle lane, had too many bad experiences of hitting diesel and the bike going into the other lanes. So it gives me some escape room."

I do this too especialy at night, few times had bits of tyre/car/general things in the road and haveing 2 possible escape routes is nice.

Usualy going fast enough that its not a problem for anyone though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Undertaking on the motorway, twunts!

I undertake on the motarway gladly when middle lane road hoggers doing 50 and the 1st lane is empty

You should use the outside lane to overtake not the inside lane.

And I agree, middle lane drivers are a pain in the arse!"

Iirc if your lane is clear and you are proceeding at the speed of traffic/the limit its not undertaking.

Othwrwise when all 3 lanes are stopped neither of the inside 2 could move till the outside one does because they'd be under taking.

You have to manoeuvre for it to be an undertake.

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By *endrix30Man
over a year ago

dudley

"People who stroll into the road, looking at you approaching and expect you to stop.

I just keep going. Its amazing how stupid they look when they suddenly run out of the way panicing.

It should be legalised to run them over and all cars fitted with cameras to prove they deserved it

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Sounds like death race 2000.

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

People who think the laws dont apply to them so drive how they like.

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By *endrix30Man
over a year ago

dudley

Twats who use mobile phones while driving, such people are dangerous scum and should be banned and jailed.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Driving a bloody courtesy rollerskate at the moment while I'm waiting for a repair on mine to be finished"
courtesy roller skate ..lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

When you have traffic news on your radio and the dimwit presenter drivels on about the crap coming up on his bollox show or how nice his cup of tea is instead of turning the switch off again

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

People who pass you then slow down, if your going go jeez!

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

People who dont indicate , middle lane hoggers and people on phones

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

Other drivers way too many reasons to list

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By *ynopsisMan
over a year ago

Whetstone

Motorway lane Hoggers, why sit in a lane because you think it's the right one to be in FFS.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

bought a dash cam for my truck two months ago and remarkabley everybody is now driving ever so well in front of me only had one indecent of note and that was a rumanian truck best £20 i ever spent so much more relaxed day now

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By *oah FenceMan
over a year ago

Calne

"Undertaking on the motorway, twunts!

I undertake on the motarway gladly when middle lane road hoggers doing 50 and the 1st lane is empty"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twats who use mobile phones while driving, such people are dangerous scum and should be banned and jailed. "

I take it you think the same about people who change there radio station or cd as that is just as much of a distraction.

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

Our young grand daughter loves coming out with me in the car instead of my wife.

She says "when I go in the car with Grandma, we never see a single tosser, pillock or prat at all!"

Says it all about males driving really.

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By *ynopsisMan
over a year ago

Whetstone

"Twats who use mobile phones while driving, such people are dangerous scum and should be banned and jailed. "

I agree with you, but can't the same be said about people that smoke ?

Finding a fag, lighting a fag and the disposing of the Butt after are all a distraction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Said by many I'm sure but people who throw litter out of the window, usually cigarettes. Do they have no respect for the world in which they reside??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mainly other people and when my radio station loses signal in the middle of a great song.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Non progressive drivers that stop at a junction, even though it's very very clear.

People that hog a two way junction, like coming out of petrol stations.

People that drive around small flat white circles to go over them. Yes it's a roundabout, but really.

People that dont indicate out a roundabout.

Mudda fucking tail gating fuckers!

Sorry your blue BMW bumper bonet now looks like a scrunched up can. "I think I saw a deer about to run out".

Motorway middle lane hoggers.

People that coming flying onto a motorway off the sliproad and use just one indication for all three lanes.

People that beep their horn, as they are mentally incapable of seeing actually why you had to do what you did.

People that dont move up in jams to be considerate to someone behind that needs to get in off a shit junction, even though they just come from that very shit junction themselves.

I think I'm done.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"People who stroll into the road, looking at you approaching and expect you to stop.

I just keep going. Its amazing how stupid they look when they suddenly run out of the way panicing.

It should be legalised to run them over and all cars fitted with cameras to prove they deserved it

Sounds like death race 2000. "

Pedestrians are the only road users who have 'right of way'. All others have 'priority ' at most.

That said I think we need Jay walking laws like Germany and the US.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of mine is drivers on mobile phones who just carry on when turning, nearly crash into you. Do they put their mobile phone down - no!

Sarah "

BMWs

Get rid of them and the roads would be so much better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate other people on the roads !!!! Roads would be far better with no one on them at all !!!!

Oh and gatsos

hate them too

Stopped worrying about those, I only dream of having a road clear enough that I'd be able to break the limit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coldplay coming on the radio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coldplay coming on the radio"

Love it

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By *nfinity1Man
over a year ago

Near Bournemouth

"Lack of indicators is my biggest gripe at min. And for once it's not just the BMW and Audi drivers but it seems like it's completely optional now a days. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sign that says

Kill your speed not our workforce

15 miles of cones

What fuckin workforce???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know, at least give us one to aim for!

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

People who complain about others on the road. Shut the fuck up and mind your own business for a change.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who complain about others on the road. Shut the fuck up and mind your own business for a change."

Do you drive a beamer by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who complain about others on the road. Shut the fuck up and mind your own business for a change."

Just kind of response that tells me you can't do forums

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By *ralbiswMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"The sign that says

Kill your speed not our workforce

15 miles of cones

What fuckin workforce???"

They are dead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cyclists who cycle on the road when there is a clear cycle lane on the pavement next to the road they are in

arghhhhh

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

"Cyclists who cycle on the road when there is a clear cycle lane on the pavement next to the road they are in

arghhhhh"

Didn't you know, cyclists have a god given right to cycle when and how they like. It's not unusual in London to see a cyclists use all 3 lanes of a roundabout without looking to see what cars, buses, lorries or other cyclists are doing... Oh and wearing headphones at the same time...

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By *ittie4UCouple
over a year ago

Watford

"People that drive at 50 in the 60 then slow to 40 in 30 but if you overtake them in the 60 they wave their arms like YOUR the dangererous driver, bugs the hell out of me "

Just in case you missed it on your test, a maximum speed is a MAXIMUM LIMIT not a minimum requirement.

It's the legal maximum that drivers can go in the best possible conditions - not the speed that everyone should go in any road conditions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cyclists who cycle on the road when there is a clear cycle lane on the pavement next to the road they are in

arghhhhh

If I was in power. It would be 3 points off your licence for knocking the cunt off his bike

My rant. Rep mobile audis and the blue toothed up bell ends that drive them.

Fuck you. I'm doing 90mph I hope my exhaust falls off and fucking scalps you thru your windscreen

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By *ittie4UCouple
over a year ago

Watford

"Cyclists who cycle on the road when there is a clear cycle lane on the pavement next to the road they are in

arghhhhh

Actually, sorry to say, but legally cycles are a vehicle and actually have the same rights on the road as a car.

I'm not defending the appalling cycling that you can see in London though.

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

"Cyclists who cycle on the road when there is a clear cycle lane on the pavement next to the road they are in

arghhhhh

Actually, sorry to say, but legally cycles are a vehicle and actually have the same rights on the road as a car.

I'm not defending the appalling cycling that you can see in London though."

I know cyclists have the same rights and I gave up cycling in London as it's so dangerous. Unfortunately a lot of cyclists don't think the laws apply to them.

Cyclists are vulnerable and should take more care, being in the right doesn't stop it hurting...

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By *icplshropsCouple
over a year ago

Rock

"Undertaking on the motorway, twunts!

I undertake on the motarway gladly when middle lane road hoggers doing 50 and the 1st lane is empty

You should use the outside lane to overtake not the inside lane.

And I agree, middle lane drivers are a pain in the arse!

After overtaking correctly numerous times i just get fedup going from 1 to 2 to 3rd lane then back again."

You're allowed to undertake if you didn't move into that lane specifically to do so. In other other words, if you're tootling along in lane one at the speed limit and you're gaining on an a hole in lane 2, you can keep in lane one and undertake, without having to cross two lanes to overtake!

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

We've got practically the safest roads based on lowest fatalities per population in the world.

Maybe all the whinging and sanctimonious commentary on the interweb has done some good after all then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roundabouts at the minute.. drivers in the left lane going all the way around to exit right

This is a new thing since the great idea to put traffic lights on large roundabouts. If you are going straight over and in lane 2, you have to be very aware of drivers doing this."

Actually this is in the highway code now as being OK where the lane markings allow it...and you'll see a lot do now...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I have to emerge every morning from a side road onto a main road with an obscured view from a bend.

It drives me mad when , instead of completing their manouvre, drivers stop and flash their lights to let me out of the side road.

I don't move. ( there are reasons why )

They get really irate because I won't come out.

Why don't they just fucking finish their move and leave me to drive my own sodding car. They have right of way and are forcing me into a blind bend. Stupid gits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who wear those Terminator style sunglasses.

They have the Ghey but they just don't realise it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who stroll into the road, looking at you approaching and expect you to stop.

I just keep going. Its amazing how stupid they look when they suddenly run out of the way panicing.

It should be legalised to run them over and all cars fitted with cameras to prove they deserved it

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"People who stroll into the road, looking at you approaching and expect you to stop.

I just keep going. Its amazing how stupid they look when they suddenly run out of the way panicing.

It should be legalised to run them over and all cars fitted with cameras to prove

they deserved it

What about people that just walk right across road, don't even look before crossing etc, sometimes with headphones on etc, absolutely oblivious about there whereabouts, you blast horn etc, not a flinch or not apology (raised hand etc).

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"People who stroll into the road, looking at you approaching and expect you to stop.

I just keep going. Its amazing how stupid they look when they suddenly run out of the way panicing.

It should be legalised to run them over and all cars fitted with cameras to prove

they deserved it

People in the road have right of way.

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

Oh and there are plenty people who drive right near your bumper to

Intimidate you/bully you off road, em not with me, if someone up close to me I WILL slow down, what's the damn rush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omdays what about when your on a lane which merges into 1 and 1 divvy driver uses the second lane forcing you to slow down at the merger if that makes sense?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Lack of indicators is my biggest gripe at min. And for once it's not just the BMW and Audi drivers but it seems like it's completely optional now a days. "

Ppl in the wrong Lane on roundabouts. Every day I get cut up on the same roundabout sometimes by the same car!

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"People who stroll into the road, looking at you approaching and expect you to stop.

I just keep going. Its amazing how stupid they look when they suddenly run out of the way panicing.

It should be legalised to run them over and all cars fitted with cameras to prove

they deserved it

People in the road have right of way.

Yea, I know they have right of way, bit seen this happen a few times, quite a few people don't seem to actually check that they CAN cross road, but seen a few just walk straight across, absolutely insane/suicidal. Use the damn green cross code etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Other people on the road at the same time as me.

*Police

I've fixed your post

Hondas are awesome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Other car drivers that insist on using the road at the same. Anyone would think they had a right to use it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Idiots that think the middle lane is where they belong on the motorway! "

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

The fact that it now takes 1 hour 40 minutes to drive the 40 miles in to London...

The fact it takes just over an hour to do the same 40 miles home at 5am on a Sunday morning...

They take a 70 mph duel carriageway, widen it, straighten the bends, make it smoother and then drop the speed to 50...WTF is that all about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunday 5 miles an hour drivers, and the particularly special invisible drivers- the ones that cannot see over the steering wheel and you just have to overtake to make sure there is an actual driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm all for people keeping fit and doing their bit for the environment but the new breed of lycra clad camera helmeted cyclist adrenalin junkie tosspots who barely give you chance to see them and think they own the road drive me insane! How they make it to where they are going safely is a miracle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Traffic wombles miles apon mile of lane closures for 2 people using a strimmer to cut grass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the taxi and bus drivers who think they own the road had a taxi driver cut me up he then got on his horn got out of his cab try to intima date me I got out my car told him I'd rip his head off and he said he was going to call the police I pot at my dash cam and told him to do so but he then said oh let's be friends I'm a cab driver got in his cab and pulled off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was 10 cars back in a queue on a roundabout as traffic lights were red

they then changed to green and all cars went apart from the one car right in front of me, she had decided at the last minute to take out a cigarette and light up, leaving me and a queue of cars behind her, I just managed to pull out and pass her, she didn't give two f*cks that there was a load of cars behind her

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire

People who pull out on me when there is nothing/plenty of space behind me, causing me to brake hard because they have no patience.

People who drive up my arse when I'm driving at the speed limit...if you wanted to be in front of me you should have left before me!!

People who pull out wide in to the road to turn into a drive or another road (with no indication) when I'm coming towards them!

Probably much more but I'd be here a while writing them!

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Drivers who have their phone in their left hand but held up to their right ear (and vice versa) not only do you look a complete mongtard but how the fuck are you in full control of your vehicle?

Drivers who refuse to put any lights on during bad weather/poor visibility during daytime because "it's daytime and I don't put lights on in daytime "

Drivers who don't turn rear foglights off when in built up area or when other vehicle is right up behind them.

Middle lane mongtards

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By *endrix30Man
over a year ago

dudley

"Twats who use mobile phones while driving, such people are dangerous scum and should be banned and jailed.

I take it you think the same about people who change there radio station or cd as that is just as much of a distraction. "
Changing a radio station is nowhere near as much a distraction as using a mobile phone, as for changing a cd, just pull over for a minute while you change it. A phone call often takes alot longer and can easily result in a fatal accident.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

Although not roads, car parks drive me insane, I'll start with people who can clearly see you reversing out of a space but decide they will slowly wander past the back of the car

, then the people who park next to you, they clearly have a nice space to park in the middle of but no, they have to park as closely as possible to your door, it's not easy squeezing this ass out of a car as it is

then it's the car park itself, all one way, so you have to drive five miles in circles just to get to the exit

or they have fifty million entrances and exits and so it becomes wacky races just to leave the bloody thing that has driven me so mad in the first place

and just to add, anyone on the roads that drive me mad enough to shout ' knobcheese' at them whilst I have my angels in the car

, I try really hard not to swear in front of them and driving is probably the only time I do, I'm just waiting for the ' mum what's a knobcheese question'

generally though I am a fairly calm driver

Mrs blue eyes

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By *adyboy-DaddyCouple
over a year ago

Andover

Fog lights

What is it people don't understand about hem being for use when it's foggy.

The fucking things are even called "Fog lights"

so how do so many people think they are "a little bit rainy" lights.

What are these people thinking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fog lights

Fog lights

What is it people don't understand about hem being for use when it's foggy.

The fucking things are even called "Fog lights"

so how do so many people think they are "a little bit rainy" lights.

What are these people thinking?"

Anything to enhance visibility whether it's slightly raining or cloudy then surely that's a good thing? Fog lights aren't the problem, the real problem is people becoming complacent with driving and thinking their 20 20 vision does not need those pesky fog lights.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm all for people keeping fit and doing their bit for the environment but the new breed of lycra clad camera helmeted cyclist adrenalin junkie tosspots who barely give you chance to see them and think they own the road drive me insane! How they make it to where they are going safely is a miracle. "

Haha I went through a cycling phase and this was definitely me. Soon started using the car though. I'd cycle and wobble my head at other road users haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm trying to get home quick and some bloke behind me keeps flashing blue lights I'm like Ffs I'm going s quick as I can !

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By *adyboy-DaddyCouple
over a year ago

Andover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My little toes go numb. It's really annoying.

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By *adyboy-DaddyCouple
over a year ago

Andover

"Fog lights

Fog lights

What is it people don't understand about hem being for use when it's foggy.

The fucking things are even called "Fog lights"

so how do so many people think they are "a little bit rainy" lights.

What are these people thinking?

No.

By that logic we should all drive everywhere with a blindingly bright white light on top of our cars turned on all the time.

There is a reason the Highway Code rule is that fog lights should not be used until visibility is below 100 meters.

We use a brake light system that relies on recognising a red light becoming brighter to indicate that the car is braking.

Turning on very bright tail lights when it's raining causes panic reaction braking on motorways when people glimpse fog lights think cars are braking.

Fog lights on rainy days simply cause glare.

It is very, very rarely so foggy that fog lights are needed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's also a fucking nightmare if you're riding a motorbike. Hard enough to see when it's raining without having to deal with bloody rain lamps.

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By *adyboy-DaddyCouple
over a year ago

Andover

"It's also a fucking nightmare if you're riding a motorbike. Hard enough to see when it's raining without having to deal with bloody rain lamps.

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By *adyboy-DaddyCouple
over a year ago

Andover

I'd even go so far as to suggest it should attract points as its a dangerous act that was comited deliberately in spite of instruction to the contrary.

Unlike forgetting to turn them off after leaving a foggy patch which, although still annoying, could be considered a genuine mistake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One that got me today actually. Slip roads. Cars that pootle along when joining and I, in a truck, pull over to let them out. They then run along side you at the same fucking speed so you can't get back in.

Cunts people, they're cunts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One that got me today actually. Slip roads. Cars that pootle along when joining and I, in a truck, pull over to let them out. They then run along side you at the same fucking speed so you can't get back in.

Cunts people, they're cunts.

This is true. I dont understand people who try and join motorways or A roads at less than 50mph. Or the drivers you see on M ways doing 49. Making hgv's try and overtake them. Utter cunts.

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By *arkstaffsMan
over a year ago

Rugeley

Slip roads. Some drivers seem to forget that traffic already on the road has priority and the end of the slip road is actually give way . Yes most of us will adjust our speed or pull over to the right to allow joining traffic to proceed onto the mway or dc but it isn't always possible. Some drivers tear down the slip and try to force their way on. That doesn't help. Be nice all

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Slip roads. Some drivers seem to forget that traffic already on the road has priority and the end of the slip road is actually give way . Yes most of us will adjust our speed or pull over to the right to allow joining traffic to proceed onto the mway or dc but it isn't always possible. Some drivers tear down the slip and try to force their way on. That doesn't help. Be nice all

And some idiots try to join fast moving traffic at 30 or 40 endangering those behind them and those already on the motorway.

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

"I'd even go so far as to suggest it should attract points as its a dangerous act that was comited deliberately in spite of instruction to the contrary.

Unlike forgetting to turn them off after leaving a foggy patch which, although still annoying, could be considered a genuine mistake. "

£50 fine but no points for misuse of fog lights...

Daytime running lights... You now see loads of people driving around at night with no headlights or rear lights due to the fact that there is light on at the front and the instruments are illuminated...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But put ur hand up if u have ever checked that phone or maybe even picked it up few of u maybe I admit to it I know it's wrong but hey

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

If you drive a Mitsubishi and almost just ran my teeny weeny K.A off the road and then waved to me as if it was okay cos you didn't kill me ........

Use your bleeding mirrors before you move lanes.

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By *adyboy-DaddyCouple
over a year ago

Andover

£50 fine but no points for misuse of fog lights..."

Good call. I'd go for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fog lights

Fog lights

What is it people don't understand about hem being for use when it's foggy.

The fucking things are even called "Fog lights"

so how do so many people think they are "a little bit rainy" lights.

What are these people thinking?

No.

By that logic we should all drive everywhere with a blindingly bright white light on top of our cars turned on all the time.

There is a reason the Highway Code rule is that fog lights should not be used until visibility is below 100 meters.

We use a brake light system that relies on recognising a red light becoming brighter to indicate that the car is braking.

Turning on very bright tail lights when it's raining causes panic reaction braking on motorways when people glimpse fog lights think cars are braking.

Fog lights on rainy days simply cause glare.

It is very, very rarely so foggy that fog lights are needed."

That comment is void. Tail lights? We are talking fog lights.

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