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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

me n a friend were going to cardiff and he thought the train goes under water and my reply was 'well that cant be right, i wasnt told i needed to bring a swimming costume'

what are yours??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blondest thing I ever did was clear a blocked kitchen sink, then emptied the dirty water bucket I was collecting the gunge in back down the plughole while the u bend was still off.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blondest thing I ever did was clear a blocked kitchen sink, then emptied the dirty water bucket I was collecting the gunge in back down the plughole while the u bend was still off..... "

lmfao! genius!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

several times when my electrics gone out ive tried to switch the lights on to find the torch! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can remember asking my dad why the lights on the cars outside were still working when we had a power cut, but in fairness I was only 11 at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my ex bought me a zippo lighter ....realising that it needed petrol..she went to a petrol station and couldn`t figure why the nozzle wouldn`t fit the lighter ...she was pointed in the right direction by the cashier ....a truly blond moment haha Bless her ...she laughed till she cried telling me ..haha good memories

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I spent half an hour looking for a condom once only to find it was already on my cock! We all laughed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once asked someone if they thought the big bad wolf in the 3 little pigs and the wolf in little red riding hood were in fact the same wolf. in my defence i was having an hormonal problem and it had been a long day.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"I once asked someone if they thought the big bad wolf in the 3 little pigs and the wolf in little red riding hood were in fact the same wolf. in my defence i was having an hormonal problem and it had been a long day."

No it was the wolf from the Kevin Costner film....Dancing with big bad wolves

Thought everyone knew that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"several times when my electrics gone out ive tried to switch the lights on to find the torch! x"

pmsl i have done this as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ive often got in a panic and thought ive lost my phone, before the person i was talking to then informed me that im speaking to them on it :D ooops

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

have spent hours looking for my glasses whilst wearing them.

Got into the shower wearing bra, pants and socks.

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

I've got out of the shower without remembering to wash the conditioner off my hair and only realised as i was drying it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have spent hours looking for my glasses whilst wearing them.

Got into the shower wearing bra, pants and socks."

And yer cap too Ms Krankie?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

years ago i persuaded a blonde work colleague that she needed to keep a empty milk bottle in the fridge just i case she needed to make anyone a black coffee

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By *eighleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds

I come form the imerial to metric measurement age

a builder i once was working for had me totally convinced there was 17/16ths to an inch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not said but...........

Been searching for ever for the key to my shed and had all the drawers out etc.

Still couldnt find it.

Was saying as much to me mate yesterday and she says....

Whats them hanging up on that hook

Ermmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me but my son........an old black and white movie on and he asked "are the people painted that colour" I couldn't answer for laughing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was recently, was getting some electrical work done on my shoebox, was on here, kept on losing the internet connection, couldnt work it out, then it clicked, the electricty was off..... and emmmmm you need that for the internet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when on plane going to live in hong kong i asked my then husband what did they speak there honkanese couldnt understand why he was rolling on floor laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just now mum dropped the dog off for the night emptied his bag of tricks though mum had packed some baby wipes but they were nappy sacks

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

have also answered door/phone, when in fact it has been on the tv!!

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By *tryxxCouple
over a year ago

central

came in from the woodshed with some kindling to light a fire once, could not for the life of me find the sticks two minutes later.

Gave up and went out for more thinking i was going nuts, later in the evening went to get a wine from the fridge and guess what... yep, nice chilled kindling sitting beside my cheese and wine

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

a few years ago while helping my grandma to ring my aunt I told her tha she must be in as the phone was ringing !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when using my new mirowave for the first time just after we were married, i decided to cook a pizza..... whenit was cooked went into the kitchen and after a few mins my husband came in and said "what you scrapping the pizza off the plate for"?.............. it turned out on the box it said "place on an upside down plate", unfortunately i had placed the pizza upside down on the plate!!!!!! I still have it brought up form time to time when i cook a pizza !!!!!!

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

my boss only has one arm and i am so used to his false one i forget.

one day he ws using my computer and was pleased to see the mouse on the left and said, oh your left handed.

forgetting his right arm is false i said, oh i didnt know you were left handed too lol.

very red faced when penny dropped!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"came in from the woodshed with some kindling to light a fire once, could not for the life of me find the sticks two minutes later.

Gave up and went out for more thinking i was going nuts, later in the evening went to get a wine from the fridge and guess what... yep, nice chilled kindling sitting beside my cheese and wine "

Lol did something similar after a night out under age drinking in my youth. Instead of sneaking up to bed I decided to be a clever dick and ask my mum if she wanted a cuppa, then zonked out anyway - she came in the kitchen to find her poured tea but the milk bottle was on the bench and the teapot in the fridge.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we were having a party in the summer BBQ loads of people round having cooked loads of food already hub's realized there was still pork left in the fridge but charcoal wasnt hot enough so would have to put another bag on...

I ASKED WILL THERE BE ENOUGH ROOM FOR MORE CHARCOAL!!! PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me but the misses.

She was out with her friend and we needed a new bin. So anyway she brought it and as she was walking back to the car it started raining and thunder. Her friend said she was lucky she brought her coat. My wife turned round to her and said " I'm ok I've got my bin"

A metal bin in the thunder yeah thats good lol. She is always having blonde moments.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

yrs ago we had police knock on door bout 3 in morning the house was surrounded ..pushed hubby to side and ask me if i was ok and did i phone them to which in my half asleep state said i didnt and picked up the phone and went no wasnt me ...turned out they where in wrong street and it was a hubby beating his wife ... why i picked phone up to check i still dont know lol

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Was on first aid duty at a cricket match once that was already underway...I turned to my colleague and asked where the other team were?????

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

My grandma was very tired one day many years ago and was getting ready for bed.

When she tried to wind up the milk bottle to set her alarm she realised her mistaken.

Alarm clock was on the doorstep for the milkman lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

blonde moments

shaved me muff with the bic lid still on razor

put the dog out one evening when the weather was really bad in Dec only to forget I had put him out

got a tattoo to hide blemish on arse cheek and came back with it on wrong cheek

tons to mention actually

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"have also answered door/phone, when in fact it has been on the tv!!"

I do this like ALL the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My one is Fab related!

So been on the site about 9 months at the time, and asked another forumite how they got to know about socials and the like?

They said to look in the UK forum.

I asked where do i find that exactly.....

They said... you just scroll down?

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