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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

your stranded on an island , a genie pops up and says you can have 3 things. An electronic item, unlimited food source of 1 type, and a sexual partner. Wot would those be ? I'l have a tv, mars bars and jenifer garner with full elektra wardrobe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is there a source of wireless electricity on this island?..if not i know just the man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ipod, Curry, Sofia Vergara

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DAB radio, couple of breeding pigs as the food source (think about it crackling pork, sausages, bacon and black pudden!) and James Martin, sex chef extrordinaire!

When do we leave?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tv with freeview and built in radio, chickens, .. dont know if i can be bothered to have a man on the island

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my macbook, chocolate cake and my man, and you can leave us there , please dont rescue us! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my macbook, chocolate cake and my man, and you can leave us there , please dont rescue us! x"

Well we're the swinging couple on the other side of the island.... we'll come see you every other tuesday ....... we'll bring some bacon and coconut and pineapple juice....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"tv with freeview and built in radio, chickens, .. dont know if i can be bothered to have a man on the island "
who's gonna fix stuff and keep the place tidy ? Last lot left a mess and majority were fems !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tv with freeview and built in radio, chickens, .. dont know if i can be bothered to have a man on the island who's gonna fix stuff and keep the place tidy ? Last lot left a mess and majority were fems ! "

That'll be me - Im a clean freak and love doing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would an aircraft be classed an an eloctronic item?if so,i want an aeroplne,to get home,unlimited chocolates for the plane journey,and the only pilot i know,who is also quite sexy,john travolta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my macbook, chocolate cake and my man, and you can leave us there , please dont rescue us! x

Well we're the swinging couple on the other side of the island.... we'll come see you every other tuesday ....... we'll bring some bacon and coconut and pineapple juice.... "

well we'll definately not want rescuing then!

(could we make it once a week though!)xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

no, thats it, who's is this crisp packet and fag ends next to the gimp swing ? Right, the lot of you are banned !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my macbook, chocolate cake and my man, and you can leave us there , please dont rescue us! x

Well we're the swinging couple on the other side of the island.... we'll come see you every other tuesday ....... we'll bring some bacon and coconut and pineapple juice....

well we'll definately not want rescuing then!

(could we make it once a week though!)xxx"

Takes a fortnight for the bacon to cure lol

This is mental Im getting really excited about being stranded on a pretendy desert island!!! Told you I liked role play!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my macbook, chocolate cake and my man, and you can leave us there , please dont rescue us! x

Well we're the swinging couple on the other side of the island.... we'll come see you every other tuesday ....... we'll bring some bacon and coconut and pineapple juice....

well we'll definately not want rescuing then!

(could we make it once a week though!)xxx

Takes a fortnight for the bacon to cure lol

This is mental Im getting really excited about being stranded on a pretendy desert island!!! Told you I liked role play!!!"

nothing to do but lie in the sun, eat cake and shag!

do you think we'd get bored of it though and that sand does get every where! xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i-pod, chickens (for eggs and meat) and richard hammond... wait michael schumacher...no richard.... ok any of the two guys mentioned will do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite guitar , chickens and Nigella Lawson , fuck ! this desert island sounds perfect when does the boat sink ?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

laptop, cows (meat and milk) and Matt Damon

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By *inky24big35Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

mp4 player, chickens and usher

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