FabSwingers.com forum: Other than sky remotes and lynx cans???

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What other random objects do blokes use in comparison for their dicks?

Come on ladies let's hear about random pictures you've been sent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tape measures is the obvious one...

toilet bowls

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley

I don't have Sky and Lynx is way too pricey for what it is - so take my word for it!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

A ruler might be a good start?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have Sky and Lynx is way too pricey for what it is - so take my word for it!"

where's the fun in that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It baffles us why men still do that when people talk about how silly the pics are.

especially when the sky remote is pushed deep into their belly.

as soon as a pic like that shows up we delete the message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It baffles us why men still do that when people talk about how silly the pics are.

especially when the sky remote is pushed deep into their belly.

as soon as a pic like that shows up we delete the message."

we all know that most men measure from their arsehole anyway

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

We've seen some classics but the best has to be a tin of Pal dog food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the ultimate in class have seen a pack of cigarettes used.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet roll tubes

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"A ruler might be a good start?"

I've got 12", but I don't use it as a rule

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I normally use a 2litre bottle of pepsimax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A box of Cadburys milk tray.....all because the lady loves....

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By *uck princess and himCouple
over a year ago

washington

Pop bottles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My little finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a lighter.

yes it really was that small.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pringles tube, 2 sizes

Smarties tubes

Cans of beer

Lucozade bottle

Vibrator/Dildo

Or just go with your hand and hide a couple of fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They were ideas, I have never been sent any or used them

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

A bedroom window for scale. Quite impressive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A packet of biscuits

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Pringles tube, 2 sizes

Smarties tubes

Cans of beer

Lucozade bottle

Vibrator/Dildo

Or just go with your hand and hide a couple of fingers

A tube of Setlers?

A tube of parma violets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nobody mentioned toilet rolls yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A curly wurly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The miniature Coke can seems to feature fairly often

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By *heffmMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Cadburys celebrations work for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm trying to get my hands on one of them bells bottles from the proper pubs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've seen some classics but the best has to be a tin of Pal dog food

Seriously?? Oh how bloody funny is that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A jar of Ragu pasta sauce!

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

A thimble, a cotton reel, toilet roll tube.

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

"We've seen some classics but the best has to be a tin of Pal dog food

Seriously?? Oh how bloody funny is that lol "

A 9 volt battery (the cock was smaller!!!) and a cd (disc, not cross dresser) also spring to mind. Even though it's not strictly a means of measuring something, we've also seen a pic of a pussy with false teeth peeking out!!!

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