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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I want to go to the seaside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to go to the seaside

I'll grab my bucket and spade, let's make a day of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm up for that

Sun sea sand and..........

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I want an ice cream

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I want to go to the seaside

I'll grab my bucket and spade, let's make a day of it. "

Woo hoo

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Now that would be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to go to the seaside

I'll grab my bucket and spade, let's make a day of it.

Woo hoo

Are we there yet.. Mr sulky on the back seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live beside 5 beaches. All within walking distance.

I live in a beautiful place.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I live beside 5 beaches. All within walking distance.

I live in a beautiful place.

I'm very jealous

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I want to go to the seaside

I'm already there

. Just off for a walk along the front and a coffee

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I want to go to the seaside

I'm already there

. Just off for a walk along the front and a coffee

sob sob

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I want to go to the seaside

I'm already there

. Just off for a walk along the front and a coffee

sob sob "

I'll think about you

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I want to go to the seaside

I'm already there

. Just off for a walk along the front and a coffee

sob sob

I'll think about you

Shakes head and mutters, on a serious note what a bloody lovely day for a walk and coffee X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The perfect social meet. Laying on the sun bed, chilling and chatting.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I love going to the seaside.

I was extremely lucky when growing up as I got to spend school holidays and alot of weekends, beside the sea.

Have family that live in seaside towns, so still get to visit occasionally when we're not working weekends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to live on the coast

Nothing better than a walk on the beach regardless of the weather. Love a stormy day with an angry sea

I moved inland for work reasons and miss my beach

I want to retire to the coast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to go to the seaside

But not Rhyl

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I want to go to the seaside

But not Rhyl

Says you that wants an afternoon social and not evening

heard a few dodgy things about that place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I live beside 5 beaches. All within walking distance.

I live in a beautiful place.

I used to and then I moved up here. IDIOT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm waiting. The ice creams are melting and the blankets need shaking out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to go to the seaside

I'll grab my bucket and spade, let's make a day of it.

Woo hoo

Are we there yet.. Mr sulky on the back seat

Around the next corner and over the next hill, eye spy with my little eye......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to go to the seaside

I'm already there

. Just off for a walk along the front and a coffee

sob sob

I'll think about you

Shakes head and mutters, on a serious note what a bloody lovely day for a walk and coffee X "

It's really windy in Hastings,you can't eat your doughnuts without getting a mouthful of hair.

Is the doughnut kiosk still there Mrs Nice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have to dig out me budgie smugglers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have to dig out me budgie smugglers

Why, are they giving you a wedgie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

talacre beach (when kids in school lol )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have to dig out me budgie smugglers

Why, are they giving you a wedgie?

Being a thong they are as it happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I live beside 5 beaches. All within walking distance.

I live in a beautiful place.

I used to and then I moved up here. IDIOT! "

It's your own fault!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to go to the seaside

But not Rhyl

Oi woman do you wanna be banned from my social! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where to? I'll come get you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to go to the seaside

But not Rhyl

Says you that wants an afternoon social and not evening

heard a few dodgy things about that place

Pha! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can feel a new pic coming.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sun is shining in beautiful Devon; the beach is but 20 minutes away the moors even less. But I will cut the grass, have a fine salad and a few spritzers for lunch and wile away the day.

Rumours of me being banned from the local beach for the "mankini" episode are unfounded

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Sun is shining in beautiful Devon; the beach is but 20 minutes away the moors even less. But I will cut the grass, have a fine salad and a few spritzers for lunch and wile away the day.

Rumours of me being banned from the local beach for the "mankini" episode are unfounded "

Hahaha I can imagine you in a mankini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work a mile from the sea and at home I overlook the South Downs and still only ten mins from the sea. In fact had a lovely walk along the seafront yesterday evening

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'm from Suffolk and I don't half miss it on days like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to go to the seaside

Best move I ever made from Brum xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sun is shining in beautiful Devon; the beach is but 20 minutes away the moors even less. But I will cut the grass, have a fine salad and a few spritzers for lunch and wile away the day.

Rumours of me being banned from the local beach for the "mankini" episode are unfounded

Hahaha I can imagine you in a mankini

Most people get given the key to the town from the local mayor for "good deeds"... I got an asbo....

...reports that a skinny refugee being washed up (wearing a mankini and carrying a bag of peanut m&m's are also unfounded)....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not happy.

Stuck in work while he is of out in leathers on the bike!

Grrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to go to the seaside

"
I've just been thinking the same.... x

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I want to go to the seaside

Best move I ever made from Brum xx"

We've got the canals and a couple of reservoirs! Tis exactly the same as being by the sea.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I want to go to the seaside

Best move I ever made from Brum xx

We've got the canals and a couple of reservoirs! Tis exactly the same as being by the sea.

You can come and sit in my back garden this weekend I've decided to have a chill weekend

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I want to go to the seaside

Best move I ever made from Brum xx

We've got the canals and a couple of reservoirs! Tis exactly the same as being by the sea.

You can come and sit in my back garden this weekend I've decided to have a chill weekend

Whoop! I'll bring white wine spritzers and cucumber sandwiches except they look and taste very much like pork pies and vodka.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I want to go to the seaside

Best move I ever made from Brum xx

We've got the canals and a couple of reservoirs! Tis exactly the same as being by the sea.

You can come and sit in my back garden this weekend I've decided to have a chill weekend

Whoop! I'll bring white wine spritzers and cucumber sandwiches except they look and taste very much like pork pies and vodka.

that will do

I have prosecco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to go to the seaside

I'll grab my bucket and spade, let's make a day of it.

Woo hoo

Are we there yet.. Mr sulky on the back seat

Around the next corner and over the next hill, eye spy with my little eye......"

I'll buy the ice creams. 99's anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to go to the seaside

But not Rhyl

Says you that wants an afternoon social and not evening

heard a few dodgy things about that place

Tbf its like Liverpool-on-sea lol .. Prestatyn is nicer and only up the road...

Although you never know what's lurking in those sand dunes

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I want to go to the seaside

Best move I ever made from Brum xx

We've got the canals and a couple of reservoirs! Tis exactly the same as being by the sea.

You can come and sit in my back garden this weekend I've decided to have a chill weekend

Whoop! I'll bring white wine spritzers and cucumber sandwiches except they look and taste very much like pork pies and vodka.

that will do

I have prosecco

Classy! We will be ladies that lunch. I'll even stick out my little pinkie when chugging from the bottle cos you know, I'm sophisticated like that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do like to stroll along the prom prom prom , where the brass band plays

Fuck off Tottenham.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I'm going to have to make do with the river Thames and the Tower of London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sun is shining in beautiful Devon; the beach is but 20 minutes away the moors even less. But I will cut the grass, have a fine salad and a few spritzers for lunch and wile away the day.

Rumours of me being banned from the local beach for the "mankini" episode are unfounded "

Never seen you at my beach lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to go to the seaside

Don't go to Skegness its full of Clampits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to go to the seaside

Best move I ever made from Brum xx

We've got the canals and a couple of reservoirs! Tis exactly the same as being by the sea.

You can come and sit in my back garden this weekend I've decided to have a chill weekend

Whoop! I'll bring white wine spritzers and cucumber sandwiches except they look and taste very much like pork pies and vodka.

that will do

I have prosecco

Party at Cheekys....

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I want to go to the seaside

Best move I ever made from Brum xx

We've got the canals and a couple of reservoirs! Tis exactly the same as being by the sea.

You can come and sit in my back garden this weekend I've decided to have a chill weekend

Whoop! I'll bring white wine spritzers and cucumber sandwiches except they look and taste very much like pork pies and vodka.

that will do

I have prosecco

Party at Cheekys....

Music at the ready

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Love the coast. ...miss my hills dreadfully though

Too flat here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to go to the seaside

Best move I ever made from Brum xx

We've got the canals and a couple of reservoirs! Tis exactly the same as being by the sea.

You can come and sit in my back garden this weekend I've decided to have a chill weekend

Whoop! I'll bring white wine spritzers and cucumber sandwiches except they look and taste very much like pork pies and vodka.

that will do

I have prosecco

Party at Cheekys....

Music at the ready

Best dig my disco slippers out then if there's music.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sun is shining in beautiful Devon; the beach is but 20 minutes away the moors even less. But I will cut the grass, have a fine salad and a few spritzers for lunch and wile away the day.

Rumours of me being banned from the local beach for the "mankini" episode are unfounded

Never seen you at my beach lol

Dear South Coaster (Pirate);

I prefer the wild north coast to the south; where caravans spring from the ground like mushrooms in the morn.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sun is shining in beautiful Devon; the beach is but 20 minutes away the moors even less. But I will cut the grass, have a fine salad and a few spritzers for lunch and wile away the day.

Rumours of me being banned from the local beach for the "mankini" episode are unfounded

Never seen you at my beach lol

Dear South Coaster (Pirate);

I prefer the wild north coast to the south; where caravans spring from the ground like mushrooms in the morn..... "

Dear North Coaster

I have never visited so unaware of its beauty, however i have heard from several people that i live in the best place so wont be venturing up your way til end of July..

For now i shall roll up my trousers and expose my lilly white legs to the sunshine and blind everyone around until the sun adds colour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sun is shining in beautiful Devon; the beach is but 20 minutes away the moors even less. But I will cut the grass, have a fine salad and a few spritzers for lunch and wile away the day.

Rumours of me being banned from the local beach for the "mankini" episode are unfounded

Never seen you at my beach lol

Dear South Coaster (Pirate);

I prefer the wild north coast to the south; where caravans spring from the ground like mushrooms in the morn.....

Dear North Coaster

I have never visited so unaware of its beauty, however i have heard from several people that i live in the best place so wont be venturing up your way til end of July..

For now i shall roll up my trousers and expose my lilly white legs to the sunshine and blind everyone around until the sun adds colour

Dear South Coaster (Ship Wrecker)

Whilst I concede that the south coast has its merits (huge dunes for one

). I fear it has been sanitised and I struggle to find a Devonshire accent in that direction...

We on the north wrestle daily with our untamed and wild nature (burning caravans as they arise)...we are not lily white but burnished by the sun and toil of labouring in the face of nature's passion.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I want to go to the seaside

I'm already there

. Just off for a walk along the front and a coffee

sob sob

I'll think about you

Shakes head and mutters, on a serious note what a bloody lovely day for a walk and coffee X "

Yes it is, we sat outside our favourite place with coffee and just relaxed, life is good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sun is shining in beautiful Devon; the beach is but 20 minutes away the moors even less. But I will cut the grass, have a fine salad and a few spritzers for lunch and wile away the day.

Rumours of me being banned from the local beach for the "mankini" episode are unfounded

Never seen you at my beach lol

Dear South Coaster (Pirate);

I prefer the wild north coast to the south; where caravans spring from the ground like mushrooms in the morn.....

Dear North Coaster

I have never visited so unaware of its beauty, however i have heard from several people that i live in the best place so wont be venturing up your way til end of July..

For now i shall roll up my trousers and expose my lilly white legs to the sunshine and blind everyone around until the sun adds colour

Dear South Coaster (Ship Wrecker)

Whilst I concede that the south coast has its merits (huge dunes for one

). I fear it has been sanitised and I struggle to find a Devonshire accent in that direction...

We on the north wrestle daily with our untamed and wild nature (burning caravans as they arise)...we are not lily white but burnished by the sun and toil of labouring in the face of nature's passion."

North Coaster..

Whilst i love how rugged and natural your perfect way of life is ,, i oddly love the summer season as it gives me oppertunity to ponder the beautiful coastline and countryside (as i sit in traffic jams caused by grockles).. i love paying double the amount in the warmer weather for an ice cream or scone with clotted cream.. i embrace that every where is chock a blockk and that im forced to de tour down roads ive never been before due to foreigners invading our lands with motorhomes and caravans.. it gives me a chance to explore

yes i do love the south..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been beach walking all morning

May even nip back once lunch has gone down lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My flat has a great view of the sea n I am literally a stones throw from the beach!

I'll be getting the rubber dingy out soon

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I live near the sea so on Sunday I'm going to the beach to enjoy 21 degrees of unbroken sunshine. Finally some heat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to go to the seaside

Beautiful beaches and weather down here in Bournemouth and surroundings, come on down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I live near the sea so on Sunday I'm going to the beach to enjoy 21 degrees of unbroken sunshine. Finally some heat!"

100+ degrees looking that hot

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I like living by the seaside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off to the seaside in a bit.

On the bike.

Happy girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friends hubby was all for buying an ice cream van. She put him off - I thought it would have been brill. Drive it to the seaside and Fab lollies all round.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Off to the seaside in a bit.

On the bike.

Happy girl

Big.... tease....

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

I was at the beach this morning. Beautiful just walking along the shore. Clear day so could see over to the Isle of Wight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna have sex on the beach come on everybody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Off to the seaside in a bit.

On the bike.

Happy girl

Big.... tease....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live in jersey I can see the beach from almost anywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess where we are

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Guess where we are

Sainburys?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Guess where we are

Cupboard under the stairs?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Come to Brighton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess where we are

Sainburys?

Not quite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess where we are

Facing west... sunset in background...

.. I would say..... North Coast of Devon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too love the seaside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess where we are

Facing west... sunset in background...

.. I would say..... North Coast of Devon"

Miles out!

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

My spiritual home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess where we are

Facing west... sunset in background...

.. I would say..... North Coast of Devon

Miles out!"

Worthing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess where we are

Facing west... sunset in background...

.. I would say..... North Coast of Devon

Miles out!"

South East

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess where we are

Facing west... sunset in background...

.. I would say..... North Coast of Devon

Miles out!

Worthing"

Still

Miles out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess where we are

Facing west... sunset in background...

.. I would say..... North Coast of Devon

Miles out!

South East

We know damn well you can do better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess where we are

Facing west... sunset in background...

.. I would say..... North Coast of Devon

Miles out!

Worthing

Still

Miles out

Dude we live on a fecking Island (please can I have a head in hands emoji).....

......Hayling Island

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess where we are

Facing west... sunset in background...

.. I would say..... North Coast of Devon

Miles out!

Worthing

Still

Miles out

Dude we live on a fecking Island (please can I have a head in hands emoji).....

......Hayling Island"

Now that's much closer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess where we are

Facing west... sunset in background...

.. I would say..... North Coast of Devon

Miles out!

Worthing

Still

Miles out

Dude we live on a fecking Island (please can I have a head in hands emoji).....

......Hayling Island

Now that's much closer

Mx"

Bracklesham Bay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We live by the seaside. Took the boat out this evening as well. Nice way to end the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess where we are

Facing west... sunset in background...

.. I would say..... North Coast of Devon

Miles out!

Worthing

Still

Miles out

Dude we live on a fecking Island (please can I have a head in hands emoji).....

......Hayling Island

Now that's much closer

Bracklesham Bay"

About 20miles to the west -

Close enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am going to Great Yarmouth in a few weeks. I love British seaside resorts when it's warm and sunny

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