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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Everyday would be the first day of spring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The weekend would always be 4 days long.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cookies for everyone

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I'd resign...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be able to look at cake without gaining weight!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

There would be *a lot* of changes :/

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

people who are convicted of homophobic hate crime would be made to serve their scentence in drag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone would get a kitten or an owl

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"There would be *a lot* of changes :/"

Tbh, I wouldn't know where to start...

Everybody just STOP WHAT THEY'RE DOING... yes, all of you, right now... especially the ones at the back doing the bombing and killing. Yes, I *can* see you. Stop it. NOW. I'll deal with you later.

Right.

Take the rest of the day off, I'm going to think about it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There would be *a lot* of changes :/

Tbh, I wouldn't know where to start...

Everybody just STOP WHAT THEY'RE DOING... yes, all of you, right now... especially the ones at the back doing the bombing and killing. Yes, I *can* see you. Stop it. NOW. I'll deal with you later.

Right.

Take the rest of the day off, I'm going to think about it..."

Joe I think it's best you just stick not looking pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone would get a kitten or an owl"

What is the owls eat the kittens or the cats eat the baby owls

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"There would be *a lot* of changes :/

Tbh, I wouldn't know where to start...

Everybody just STOP WHAT THEY'RE DOING... yes, all of you, right now... especially the ones at the back doing the bombing and killing. Yes, I *can* see you. Stop it. NOW. I'll deal with you later.

Right.

Take the rest of the day off, I'm going to think about it...

Joe I think it's best you just stick not looking pretty "

I'm serious!

Stop whatever you're doing and go outside, enjoy the afternoon and leave it with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There would be *a lot* of changes :/

Tbh, I wouldn't know where to start...

Everybody just STOP WHAT THEY'RE DOING... yes, all of you, right now... especially the ones at the back doing the bombing and killing. Yes, I *can* see you. Stop it. NOW. I'll deal with you later.

Right.

Take the rest of the day off, I'm going to think about it...

Joe I think it's best you just stick not looking pretty

I'm serious!

Stop whatever you're doing and go outside, enjoy the afternoon and leave it with me "

Any chane I can help... please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There would be *a lot* of changes :/

Tbh, I wouldn't know where to start...

Everybody just STOP WHAT THEY'RE DOING... yes, all of you, right now... especially the ones at the back doing the bombing and killing. Yes, I *can* see you. Stop it. NOW. I'll deal with you later.

Right.

Take the rest of the day off, I'm going to think about it...

Joe I think it's best you just stick not looking pretty

I'm serious!

Stop whatever you're doing and go outside, enjoy the afternoon and leave it with me "

That should have said "to looking pretty" not "not" bloody carrots Joe you are pretty.

Now behave you know you can't rule the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There would be *a lot* of changes :/

Tbh, I wouldn't know where to start...

Everybody just STOP WHAT THEY'RE DOING... yes, all of you, right now... especially the ones at the back doing the bombing and killing. Yes, I *can* see you. Stop it. NOW. I'll deal with you later.

Right.

Take the rest of the day off, I'm going to think about it...

Joe I think it's best you just stick not looking pretty

I'm serious!

Stop whatever you're doing and go outside, enjoy the afternoon and leave it with me

That should have said "to looking pretty" not "not" bloody carrots Joe you are pretty.

Now behave you know you can't rule the world. "

I'm guessing the removal of equal rights for women will now be first on the agenda..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure I was running the world, then I discovered the Fab forums...now it all seems to have gone wrong...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"There would be *a lot* of changes :/

Tbh, I wouldn't know where to start...

Everybody just STOP WHAT THEY'RE DOING... yes, all of you, right now... especially the ones at the back doing the bombing and killing. Yes, I *can* see you. Stop it. NOW. I'll deal with you later.

Right.

Take the rest of the day off, I'm going to think about it...

Joe I think it's best you just stick not looking pretty

I'm serious!

Stop whatever you're doing and go outside, enjoy the afternoon and leave it with me

That should have said "to looking pretty" not "not" bloody carrots Joe you are pretty.

Now behave you know you can't rule the world. I'm guessing the removal of equal rights for women will now be first on the agenda.. "

I will be a benevolent despot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sure I was running the world, then I discovered the Fab forums...now it all seems to have gone wrong..."

So it's your fault I knew it

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I would rule with an iron fist in my flying castle guarded by purple monkeys.

I would annex France and keep all of the skunk pussies and jism monkey there.

Oh and everyone would be made to wear a fez at a jaunty angle.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I would rule with an iron fist in my flying castle guarded by purple monkeys.

I would annex France and keep all of the skunk pussies and jism monkey there.

Oh and everyone would be made to wear a fez at a jaunty angle."

You can have a small, monkey island somewhere

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I would rule with an iron fist in my flying castle guarded by purple monkeys.

I would annex France and keep all of the skunk pussies and jism monkey there.

Oh and everyone would be made to wear a fez at a jaunty angle.

You can have a small, monkey island somewhere"

Hmmmm sounds plausible as long as it can fly.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I would rule with an iron fist in my flying castle guarded by purple monkeys.

I would annex France and keep all of the skunk pussies and jism monkey there.

Oh and everyone would be made to wear a fez at a jaunty angle.

You can have a small, monkey island somewhere

Hmmmm sounds plausible as long as it can fly."

You want flying monkeys?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I would rule with an iron fist in my flying castle guarded by purple monkeys.

I would annex France and keep all of the skunk pussies and jism monkey there.

Oh and everyone would be made to wear a fez at a jaunty angle.

You can have a small, monkey island somewhere

Hmmmm sounds plausible as long as it can fly.

You want flying monkeys? "

No a flying island all my monkeys fly already.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I would rule with an iron fist in my flying castle guarded by purple monkeys.

I would annex France and keep all of the skunk pussies and jism monkey there.

Oh and everyone would be made to wear a fez at a jaunty angle.

You can have a small, monkey island somewhere

Hmmmm sounds plausible as long as it can fly.

You want flying monkeys?

No a flying island all my monkeys fly already."

Sounds cool.

[REQUEST GRANTED]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There would be *a lot* of changes :/

Tbh, I wouldn't know where to start...

Everybody just STOP WHAT THEY'RE DOING... yes, all of you, right now... especially the ones at the back doing the bombing and killing. Yes, I *can* see you. Stop it. NOW. I'll deal with you later.

Right.

Take the rest of the day off, I'm going to think about it...

Joe I think it's best you just stick not looking pretty

I'm serious!

Stop whatever you're doing and go outside, enjoy the afternoon and leave it with me

That should have said "to looking pretty" not "not" bloody carrots Joe you are pretty.

Now behave you know you can't rule the world. I'm guessing the removal of equal rights for women will now be first on the agenda..

I will be a benevolent despot "

Would this be as benevolent as Saudi Arabia or Israel..

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