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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I've got an interview this morning and am feeling pretty nervous and a little bit sick!

Someone said to me be yourself and you'll be fine but for those who know me being myself is perhaps not the best advice.

Cue last interview when after being introduced to the panel, I was offered a glass of water. I declined but one of the interviewers said, "Do you mind if I do?" He then proceeded to drop the jug of water which went everywhere including all down himself. Genius here says, "Bloody hell Alan, you look like you pissed yourself!"

I didn't get the job!

Do have any interview distasters that will cheer me up and perhaps inspire, motivate and help me realise that it's not just me who can be a numpty under pressure?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got an interview this morning and am feeling pretty nervous and a little bit sick!

Someone said to me be yourself and you'll be fine but for those who know me being myself is perhaps not the best advice.

Cue last interview when after being introduced to the panel, I was offered a glass of water. I declined but one of the interviewers said, "Do you mind if I do?" He then proceeded to drop the jug of water which went everywhere including all down himself. Genius here says, "Bloody hell Alan, you look like you pissed yourself!"

I didn't get the job!

Do have any interview distasters that will cheer me up and perhaps inspire, motivate and help me realise that it's not just me who can be a numpty under pressure?! Haha...whats the job for?

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a numpty without pressure. No motivational speech from me sorry. I would've said the same.

Good luck though. You're not alone. x

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

Can't think of any disasters,

Be yourself and good luck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good luck lovely - xx

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I've got an interview this morning and am feeling pretty nervous and a little bit sick!

Someone said to me be yourself and you'll be fine but for those who know me being myself is perhaps not the best advice.

Cue last interview when after being introduced to the panel, I was offered a glass of water. I declined but one of the interviewers said, "Do you mind if I do?" He then proceeded to drop the jug of water which went everywhere including all down himself. Genius here says, "Bloody hell Alan, you look like you pissed yourself!"

I didn't get the job!

Do have any interview distasters that will cheer me up and perhaps inspire, motivate and help me realise that it's not just me who can be a numpty under pressure?! Haha...whats the job for?

"

A Project Manager working for a woman's project. Serious stuff lol

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Good luck, sure you will be fine. If they ask for references just show em your verifications!

My own interview fuck up: a team exercise to demonstrate negotiation skills. There are a politician, nurse, doctor, builder, mother and Child, scientist, lawyer and a biologist. But there are only 5 spaces in the nuclear bunker. Clever clogs here comes out With The idea (out loud) "so if we kill and eat the politician could we have a couple of extra spaces." No I didn't get the job.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Good luck, sure you will be fine. If they ask for references just show em your verifications!

My own interview fuck up: a team exercise to demonstrate negotiation skills. There are a politician, nurse, doctor, builder, mother and Child, scientist, lawyer and a biologist. But there are only 5 spaces in the nuclear bunker. Clever clogs here comes out With The idea (out loud) "so if we kill and eat the politician could we have a couple of extra spaces." No I didn't get the job. "

Ha! Makes a mental note: For fucks sake don't tell them about Fab! I repeat don't tell them.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"good luck lovely - xx"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hear picturing the interviewer naked helps.

Good luck x

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Good luck beautiful

Mrs SB

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I hear picturing the interviewer naked helps.

Good luck x"

But what if they're hot!?

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Good luck beautiful

Mrs SB "

Thanking you lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hear picturing the interviewer naked helps.

Good luck x

But what if they're hot!? "

Even better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My phone beeped a few times in my last interview, (it switched itself back on, as knackered!!) My mind went blank before I exited, banging into the door on my way out!. I also belong to the crap at interviews, but look good on my application club too!!

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"I hear picturing the interviewer naked helps.

Good luck x

But what if they're hot!? "

You say that like it is a problem

Anyway, good luck.... and no thinking of Fab when they ask you of your leisure interests xx

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I hear picturing the interviewer naked helps.

Good luck x

But what if they're hot!?

Even better "

Maybe picturing you as the interviewer would work?

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I hear picturing the interviewer naked helps.

Good luck x

But what if they're hot!?

You say that like it is a problem

Anyway, good luck.... and no thinking of Fab when they ask you of your leisure interests xx"

Noted lol

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"My phone beeped a few times in my last interview, (it switched itself back on, as knackered!!) My mind went blank before I exited, banging into the door on my way out!. I also belong to the crap at interviews, but look good on my application club too!! "

Oh I do an excellent application! I waffle at interview, say the wrong thing and then dig myself a hole trying to get out of it. However, it could be worse. At least they haven't developed telepathic interviews yet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flash boobs a bit if male interviewer

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Flash boobs a bit if male interviewer "

All these suggestions are useful.

Mental note # 3. Must wear bra!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck, hope it goes well x

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Hahahahaha I remember my last interview I'm still doing the job I don't know how I got it because I was crap in the interview....We work in a small sector so we are bound to be interviewed by someone we know or known don't be familiar I.e call them Hun and babe but most of all believe in yourself

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

And no swiging cans of monster

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Good luck, hope it goes well x"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck Seduced

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"And no swiging cans of monster "

Fine! I'll leave the hip flask with the vodka/monster at home! Pfft!

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Good luck Seduced "

Ooh another one I can picture as the interviewer

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Flash boobs a bit if male interviewer

All these suggestions are useful.

Mental note # 3. Must wear bra!

"

A push-up one

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Flash boobs a bit if male interviewer

All these suggestions are useful.

Mental note # 3. Must wear bra!

A push-up one "

Focus man! Focus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got an interview this morning and am feeling pretty nervous and a little bit sick!

Someone said to me be yourself and you'll be fine but for those who know me being myself is perhaps not the best advice.

Cue last interview when after being introduced to the panel, I was offered a glass of water. I declined but one of the interviewers said, "Do you mind if I do?" He then proceeded to drop the jug of water which went everywhere including all down himself. Genius here says, "Bloody hell Alan, you look like you pissed yourself!"

I didn't get the job!

Do have any interview distasters that will cheer me up and perhaps inspire, motivate and help me realise that it's not just me who can be a numpty under pressure?!

"

Good luck and fingers crossed for you

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Good luck x

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By *adgeeMan
over a year ago

Oatlands


"Flash boobs a bit if male interviewer

All these suggestions are useful.

Mental note # 3. Must wear bra!

A push-up one

Focus man! Focus! "

Sharon Stone Him, It won't really matter what else you say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck op any advice ? Think before you speak no Kenny Everett impressions on the chair picture them naked sure you'll be fine knock them dead with your gorgeous looks and witty personality and let us know how it goes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good tip at interview is to either take a bottle of water or get a drink when you are there accept the glass of water.

You can gain extra time before giving you're answer by taking a drink first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP had you asked me to recall all my fab meet disasters I could have offered a plethora of awkward and hilarious stories

Professionally I'm pretty awesome and confident about what I have to offer.

It's important to be yourself and allow your personality to show whilst being professional, equally be confident without being arrogant. Just remember how awesome you are and how lucky they would be to have you

Good luck lovely lady I'll have my fingers crossed for you.

Knitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My most disastrous interview only lasted fifteen minutes and I got all three of the IT questions I was asked wrong.

Needless to say, I wasn't expecting to get the job...

I was still on my way home when I got a call from the agency saying I'd got it!

So, moral of the story: there's always hope!

Good luck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Flash boobs a bit if male interviewer

All these suggestions are useful.

Mental note # 3. Must wear bra!

A push-up one

Focus man! Focus! "

Just don't do the Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Flash boobs a bit if male interviewer

All these suggestions are useful.

Mental note # 3. Must wear bra!

A push-up one

Focus man! Focus!

Sharon Stone Him, It won't really matter what else you say "

Erm I am wearing a rather clingy dress and so have had to put my big pants on. It's not the same is it?

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"OP had you asked me to recall all my fab meet disasters I could have offered a plethora of awkward and hilarious stories

Professionally I'm pretty awesome and confident about what I have to offer.

It's important to be yourself and allow your personality to show whilst being professional, equally be confident without being arrogant. Just remember how awesome you are and how lucky they would be to have you

Good luck lovely lady I'll have my fingers crossed for you.

Knitter "

Thank you beautiful. Words of wisdom indeed

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"A good tip at interview is to either take a bottle of water or get a drink when you are there accept the glass of water.

You can gain extra time before giving you're answer by taking a drink first "

As long as I don't spill it haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once threatened to punch the guy interviewing me, and I got the job.

He said "Do you have a criminal record?"

I said "No, none at all".

"Are you sure?"

"Yes I'm sure"

"We can check you know"

"You can check all you like, I don't have a criminal record".

"That's unusual, a pipefitter with no record".

"I might have a criminal record in a minute if you don't ask another question".

Then the owner of the company who was sitting in but not said much up to this point said "This young man will do for me".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck, hope it all goes well for you

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I once threatened to punch the guy interviewing me, and I got the job.

He said "Do you have a criminal record?"

I said "No, none at all".

"Are you sure?"

"Yes I'm sure"

"We can check you know"

"You can check all you like, I don't have a criminal record".

"That's unusual, a pipefitter with no record".

"I might have a criminal record in a minute if you don't ask another question".

Then the owner of the company who was sitting in but not said much up to this point said "This young man will do for me". "

Ha! Epic!

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By *andaCouple
over a year ago

co down


"I've got an interview this morning and am feeling pretty nervous and a little bit sick!

Someone said to me be yourself and you'll be fine but for those who know me being myself is perhaps not the best advice.

Cue last interview when after being introduced to the panel, I was offered a glass of water. I declined but one of the interviewers said, "Do you mind if I do?" He then proceeded to drop the jug of water which went everywhere including all down himself. Genius here says, "Bloody hell Alan, you look like you pissed yourself!"

I didn't get the job!

Do have any interview distasters that will cheer me up and perhaps inspire, motivate and help me realise that it's not just me who can be a numpty under pressure?!

"

Lmao. Best of luck in it. Have ones today and tomorrow myself (mr). Nerves are good..... At least I think so!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I allways have a few gins and tonics - have a 100% interview record

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Break a leg lovely, knock em dead

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I allways have a few gins and tonics - have a 100% interview record "

I think you two should start up your own gin distillary swingin

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"

Do have any interview distasters that will cheer me up and perhaps inspire, motivate and help me realise that it's not just me who can be a numpty under pressure?!

"

Yes, I once farted in an interview in a small room. This wasn't just a smelly fart, it was possibly the worst fart in the history of the universe. The sort of fart that the bods at the Geneva Convention would have made a ruling on. The interviewer even got up to open a window. We both laughed at the absurdity of the situation.

I didn't get the job.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

I was once 25 minutes late for an interview ,not suprisingly i didnt get it .Good luck and hope you get it.miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Low top and a jacket, if it's male interview take jacket of and flaunt it, femail be confident and keep jacket on xx

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Flash boobs a bit if male interviewer

All these suggestions are useful.

Mental note # 3. Must wear bra!

A push-up one

Focus man! Focus! "

I am focused x

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Engage brain before opening trap is all I can think of - I'm crap at interviews!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wishing you LOTS of luck, Seduced! Xx

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I actually like interviews, it gives me chance to talk about how great I am.

My best advice:

D your research. ... know as much as you can about the company & the job.

Think of an interesting question or two to ask them, it shows you're interested.

Try to enjoy yourself, people like personality and character.

Cal x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got an interview this morning and am feeling pretty nervous and a little bit sick!

Someone said to me be yourself and you'll be fine but for those who know me being myself is perhaps not the best advice.

Cue last interview when after being introduced to the panel, I was offered a glass of water. I declined but one of the interviewers said, "Do you mind if I do?" He then proceeded to drop the jug of water which went everywhere including all down himself. Genius here says, "Bloody hell Alan, you look like you pissed yourself!"

I didn't get the job!

Do have any interview distasters that will cheer me up and perhaps inspire, motivate and help me realise that it's not just me who can be a numpty under pressure?!

"

First time I went for a post-university interview they came into the room and said "sorry but we've lost the application forms, did you apply for the position of..." and at this point they listed 2 jargon heavy job titles that gave no indication to what the job actually was. I couldn't remember which I had applied for, so I guessed.

Got the job but hated it.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Well that's that done. They'll let me know tomorrow whether I've got through to the second stage interview. I didnt embarrass myself this time (that I was aware of) so I guess it's just a wait and see job.

Thanks for all the words of encouragement and advice. You are all superstars.

Yeah even you Tina with your farts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that's that done. They'll let me know tomorrow whether I've got through to the second stage interview. I didnt embarrass myself this time (that I was aware of) so I guess it's just a wait and see job.

Thanks for all the words of encouragement and advice. You are all superstars.

Yeah even you Tina with your farts!

"

Eeeek

Fingers crossed, lovely x

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Well done, glad to hear you didn't cock it up

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Good luck. Big party if you get it??

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Good luck. Big party if you get it??"

Just realised I have fucked up the practical part of the interview!!! I added up the petty cash wrong and was a quid out. Eejit!

If I get the job, I'm celebrating like they do in Rio. Carnival stylee which basically involves me running up the street in my knickers waving a feather!

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm through to the second interview stage!

All I've got to do on Tuesday is deliver a 10 minute corporate presentation.

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By *ndianswingers.Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

well done hun x

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I'm through to the second interview stage!

All I've got to do on Tuesday is deliver a 10 minute corporate presentation.

"

That's great news.

Mrs SB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good luck. Big party if you get it??

Just realised I have fucked up the practical part of the interview!!! I added up the petty cash wrong and was a quid out. Eejit!

If I get the job, I'm celebrating like they do in Rio. Carnival stylee which basically involves me running up the street in my knickers waving a feather! "

Well done you and will that be youknowyouwanna avenue you'll be celebrating on just so I can set my deckchair up in a prime spot

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Woo-hoo!!!! Go you!!!

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Well done.

Have you picked out a feather and rehearsed the victory samba yet??

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I'm through to the second interview stage!

All I've got to do on Tuesday is deliver a 10 minute corporate presentation.

"
youll be awesome..if they dont hire you, it will be their tragedy and they dont deserve you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woohoo! I was wondering if you'd ever update us or just leave us guessing.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Good luck. Big party if you get it??

Just realised I have fucked up the practical part of the interview!!! I added up the petty cash wrong and was a quid out. Eejit!

If I get the job, I'm celebrating like they do in Rio. Carnival stylee which basically involves me running up the street in my knickers waving a feather!

Well done you and will that be youknowyouwanna avenue you'll be celebrating on just so I can set my deckchair up in a prime spot "

Youknowyouwanna Avenue! Lol I'd forgotten about that! Ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm through to the second interview stage!

All I've got to do on Tuesday is deliver a 10 minute corporate presentation.

"

Whoooppp!!

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I'm through to the second interview stage!

All I've got to do on Tuesday is deliver a 10 minute corporate presentation.

youll be awesome..if they dont hire you, it will be their tragedy and they dont deserve you xx"

Thank you lovely lady. Gonna get my drink on tonight and go dancing. Whoop.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Woohoo! I was wondering if you'd ever update us or just leave us guessing. "

I was waiting for the good news. I just guessed if I didnt post you'd all know I failed miserably.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Well done.

Have you picked out a feather and rehearsed the victory samba yet??"

Erm you missed it! Haha.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Woo-hoo!!!! Go you!!! "

Thank you

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"well done hun x"

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I'm through to the second interview stage!

All I've got to do on Tuesday is deliver a 10 minute corporate presentation.

That's great news.

Mrs SB "

It's made my weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm through to the second interview stage!

All I've got to do on Tuesday is deliver a 10 minute corporate presentation.

"

Congratulations.

My fingers are firmly crossed for you.

Top top for ten minute presentations, make it a little longer, you're bound to rush.

Make sure you can drop a bit out if you're on schedule.

Rehearse.

Rehearse.

Rehearse.

Rehearse.

Good luck.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I'm through to the second interview stage!

All I've got to do on Tuesday is deliver a 10 minute corporate presentation.

Congratulations.

My fingers are firmly crossed for you.

Top top for ten minute presentations, make it a little longer, you're bound to rush.

Make sure you can drop a bit out if you're on schedule.

Rehearse.

Rehearse.

Rehearse.

Rehearse.

Good luck.

"

Thank you. I really do appreciate the tips. I'm making notes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good luck. Big party if you get it??

Just realised I have fucked up the practical part of the interview!!! I added up the petty cash wrong and was a quid out. Eejit!

If I get the job, I'm celebrating like they do in Rio. Carnival stylee which basically involves me running up the street in my knickers waving a feather!

Well done you and will that be youknowyouwanna avenue you'll be celebrating on just so I can set my deckchair up in a prime spot

Youknowyouwanna Avenue! Lol I'd forgotten about that! Ha! "

I gathered because you never answered whether it was to be front or rear entry

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Good luck. Big party if you get it??

Just realised I have fucked up the practical part of the interview!!! I added up the petty cash wrong and was a quid out. Eejit!

If I get the job, I'm celebrating like they do in Rio. Carnival stylee which basically involves me running up the street in my knickers waving a feather!

Well done you and will that be youknowyouwanna avenue you'll be celebrating on just so I can set my deckchair up in a prime spot

Youknowyouwanna Avenue! Lol I'd forgotten about that! Ha!

I gathered because you never answered whether it was to be front or rear entry "

I think they call that a selective non response.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done and good luck for the next stage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think they call that a selective non response

Note to self "must try harder"

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"I'm through to the second interview stage!

All I've got to do on Tuesday is deliver a 10 minute corporate presentation.

"

Well done!

On your 2nd interview don't do what I did at one of my first interviews for a job after I left college....I went for interview and it was a very attractive blonde lady interviewer, I thought interview went very well however just after leaving the building and waiting at the bus stop to catch bus home I realised my trouser flies were undone. Had probably been sitting there for whole interview with my flies open.

I didn't get the job, haha.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I'm through to the second interview stage!

All I've got to do on Tuesday is deliver a 10 minute corporate presentation.

Well done!

On your 2nd interview don't do what I did at one of my first interviews for a job after I left college....I went for interview and it was a very attractive blonde lady interviewer, I thought interview went very well however just after leaving the building and waiting at the bus stop to catch bus home I realised my trouser flies were undone. Had probably been sitting there for whole interview with my flies open.

I didn't get the job, haha. "

I shall wear a skirt with no zips or buttons lol.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I think they call that a selective non response

Note to self "must try harder" "

That appeared on the bottom of most of my college essays...

I feel your pain

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Well done and good luck for the next stage "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congrats and good luck for Tuesday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think they call that a selective non response

Note to self "must try harder"

That appeared on the bottom of most of my college essays...

I feel your pain "

Do I get a sympathy fuck then

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Well done OP I have an interview on Monday so I'm going to spend the weekend learning to be more assertive

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Congrats and good luck for Tuesday "

Thank you

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Woooohoo! Good luck for Tuesday x

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Well done OP I have an interview on Monday so I'm going to spend the weekend learning to be more assertive "

You and me both. Good luck for Monday

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I think they call that a selective non response

Note to self "must try harder"

That appeared on the bottom of most of my college essays...

I feel your pain

Do I get a sympathy fuck then "

Not even a please!

Honestly, of all the women in all the world you could choose for a sympathy fuck you pick me who has a cold black heart.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Woooohoo! Good luck for Tuesday x "

Thank you. Any tips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well done OP I have an interview on Monday so I'm going to spend the weekend learning to be more assertive "

Good luck for you for Monday.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Low top and a jacket, if it's male interview take jacket of and flaunt it, femail be confident and keep jacket on xx"

But if you really want the job: be professional, dress accordingly, demonstrate your key skills and make it a 'can do' second interview.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Low top and a jacket, if it's male interview take jacket of and flaunt it, femail be confident and keep jacket on xx

But if you really want the job: be professional, dress accordingly, demonstrate your key skills and make it a 'can do' second interview. "

Got you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think they call that a selective non response

Note to self "must try harder"

That appeared on the bottom of most of my college essays...

I feel your pain

Do I get a sympathy fuck then

Not even a please!

Honestly, of all the women in all the world you could choose for a sympathy fuck you pick me who has a cold black heart. "

How about a celebration fuck then when you get the job Pleeease

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Well done.

I don't have an interview disaster but I did meet a guy from Fab for lunch in a posh Glasgow hotel before I went for an interview. We had met before and we went to the disabled loo for some fun.

Certainly stopped me from being nervous at the interview

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I think they call that a selective non response

Note to self "must try harder"

That appeared on the bottom of most of my college essays...

I feel your pain

Do I get a sympathy fuck then

Not even a please!

Honestly, of all the women in all the world you could choose for a sympathy fuck you pick me who has a cold black heart.

How about a celebration fuck then when you get the job Pleeease "

Lol you're a joker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they ask why you want the job tell them that you don't want to starve to death.

Shoukd get the job then.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

It's D Day! The day of my pitch!

It's not until half past four. Why so late? Saving the best until last?

So I've got all day to practice and worry!

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"It's D Day! The day of my pitch!

It's not until half past four. Why so late? Saving the best until last?

So I've got all day to practice and worry! "

Good luck xx

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Good luck, you got this!

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over a year ago

Desborough

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Fingers crossed, good luck x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's D Day! The day of my pitch!

It's not until half past four. Why so late? Saving the best until last?

So I've got all day to practice and worry! "

Always keep the best till last.

Good luck. Let us all know how you get on.

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