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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Your worst chat up lines.

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By *olly RogererMan
over a year ago

Braintree

Have you got pet insurance cos in gonna destroy your pussy

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

"Have you got pet insurance cos in gonna destroy your pussy"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You fabbed me so now you've got to fuck me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did arriva model their buses on that arse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have the body of a goddess....a green goddess!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You remind me of my first wife!

Her...so you've been married before then?

Him...No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had the one in the header, he said he'd take me out for greggs pastie first.

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By *olly RogererMan
over a year ago

Braintree

"You have the body of a goddess....a green goddess!"

Slightly different but 1 of my chat up lines i use is....my body is a temple!!

A roman ruin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuine chat up line received many many moons ago: "you have a really warm and welcoming aura, can I read you some of my poetry?" Cue the sound of laughter and heels retreating as my so called friends abandoned me. Biatches!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beckon them over with your finger,if they come over say...If I can make you come with just my finger,imagine what I can do with my cock!

I'll get my coat n order a taxi.....for one!

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By *lice_in_BlunderlandWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Your eyes are like spanners.... They make my nuts tighten

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By *buse my girlfriendCouple
over a year ago

Derby

I've got a spare ticket to an orgasm, wanna cum?

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By *olly RogererMan
over a year ago

Braintree

"I've got a spare ticket to an orgasm, wanna cum?"

Yes plz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beckon them over with your finger,if they come over say...If I can make you come with just my finger,imagine what I can do with my cock!

I'll get my coat n order a taxi.....for one!"

I've heard that one before, but it still made me.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have the body of a goddess....a green goddess!

Slightly different but 1 of my chat up lines i use is....my body is a temple!!

A roman ruin"

I'm told I have the body of a god....

...Buddah.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

have you got the time please?...

if you've got the energy..

true one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice legs...what time do they open?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look great for being over slim, fancy meeting??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beckon them over with your finger,if they come over say...If I can make you come with just my finger,imagine what I can do with my cock!

I'll get my coat n order a taxi.....for one!

I've heard that one before, but it still made me.....

So when you heard it before,was it being used in the context of chatting you up?

I guess as long as they're laughing with you and not at you then you're halfway there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beckon them over with your finger,if they come over say...If I can make you come with just my finger,imagine what I can do with my cock!

I'll get my coat n order a taxi.....for one!"

Worked on me - you've just pulled sir!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I just shit my pants... can I get in yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beckon them over with your finger,if they come over say...If I can make you come with just my finger,imagine what I can do with my cock!

I'll get my coat n order a taxi.....for one!

Worked on me - you've just pulled sir!

*Curls finger in a come hither fashion*

Whoopwhoop!

D'ya wanna chocolate gorgeous?

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By *winny445Man
over a year ago

battersea

i dont do chat up lines but my cousin once nearly got us both slapped by something like

him. are you ticklish

her erm yep giggle.

him erm erm

good cos i wanna erm ticle your belly button from the inside,

the silence and look on her face wow lol

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

"I just shit my pants... can I get in yours?"
hahaha I love this one! Thanks for sharing!

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

Heard one in a night club " You don't sweat much for a fat lass . "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dick just passed away

, can I bury it in you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dick just passed away

, can I bury it in you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does that smell like to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beckon them over with your finger,if they come over say...If I can make you come with just my finger,imagine what I can do with my cock!

I'll get my coat n order a taxi.....for one!"

Haha that's not a bad one to be fair

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

You don't sweat much for a fat chick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you wanna ride on this? While grabbing himself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beckon them over with your finger,if they come over say...If I can make you come with just my finger,imagine what I can do with my cock!

I'll get my coat n order a taxi.....for one!

Haha that's not a bad one to be fair

Aye I guess it's not that bad after all,must try harder!

Do you like chocolate?....

Well drop your snickers n I'll give you a boooooost!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having read this thread i really need to change some of my chat up lines....lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beckon them over with your finger,if they come over say...If I can make you come with just my finger,imagine what I can do with my cock!

I'll get my coat n order a taxi.....for one!

Haha that's not a bad one to be fair

Aye I guess it's not that bad after all,must try harder!

Do you like chocolate?....

Well drop your snickers n I'll give you a boooooost!

hahaha lv it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening (gives me a wink) you're not bad looking for an old bird.

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