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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I've run out of flange roll (toilet roll to the posh lot) what can I use as a replacement? HELP

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

The dog?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Newspaper or magazine.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"The dog?"

Poor ruffles

do people call their dogs ruffles?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Use the bidet dahling!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Newspaper or magazine."

I'll use your sausage I've only done a wee

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Use the bidet dahling!

Oh you are posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've run out of flange roll (toilet roll to the posh lot) what can I use as a replacement? HELP

Isn't that what the toilet brush is for?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Use a camera then sell the photos

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Just shake.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I've run out of flange roll (toilet roll to the posh lot) what can I use as a replacement? HELP

Isn't that what the toilet brush is for?"

I actually saw a toilet brush up the flange on here

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

"Just shake.

LOl can women do that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairdryer ?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Just shake.

Do the shake and vac and put the freshness back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

baby wipes

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Just use your sleeve but not the one you use to wipe your nose with......oh...is that just me then

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Kitchen roll

MrsSB

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"baby wipes "

Stop with mummy mode

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Just shake.

Do the shake and vac and put the freshness back? "

If you're going to vac just be careful. I'm sure using the vacuum would work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strew maybe ?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Hairdryer ?"

Ohhhh a bit of burn

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Sandbags

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Drip dry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or a human blow dryer

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Sandbags

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Or a human blow dryer "

That's a twist on a BJ.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grass

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Have a nice bath and do some excavating.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The voice of sense now.... Kitchen Roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dishcloth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Socks "

Then rinse and reuse x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Floor wipes? Just be prepared to adopt a sour expression and a 99% germ free foo foo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always wear two pairs of socks for toiletry emergencies.

Either that or use a toilet with curtains.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Socks

Then rinse and reuse x"

good idea batman/woman which ever is posting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tissues

Kitchen roll

Baby wipes

Old flannels or towels

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By *hich1isleftMan
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Go straight into the shower bab

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Babywipes

Tissues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Socks

Then rinse and reuse x

good idea batman/woman which ever is posting

Woman lol xxx

I'm not ashamed to admit it when I was living in a tent in Cornwall when I was 18 I had to do it once or twice lol always had a bag of odd socks with holes in just in case of emergency lol x

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Surely there will be someone on here willing to offer their tongue?

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By *hich1isleftMan
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Socks

Then rinse and reuse x

good idea batman/woman which ever is posting

Woman lol xxx

I'm not ashamed to admit it when I was living in a tent in Cornwall when I was 18 I had to do it once or twice lol always had a bag of odd socks with holes in just in case of emergency lol x"

Sorry to drop the tone abit but i hope you threw your sock away if you needed a number 2

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

A pair of panties and then sell to the highest bidder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stamp ya feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do a splits and drag yourself along the carpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Socks

Then rinse and reuse x

good idea batman/woman which ever is posting

Woman lol xxx

I'm not ashamed to admit it when I was living in a tent in Cornwall when I was 18 I had to do it once or twice lol always had a bag of odd socks with holes in just in case of emergency lol x

Sorry to drop the tone abit but i hope you threw your sock away if you needed a number 2

I held that in till I could get to public toilets lol x

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Use a dry flannel or towel

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By *hich1isleftMan
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Socks

Then rinse and reuse x

good idea batman/woman which ever is posting

Woman lol xxx

I'm not ashamed to admit it when I was living in a tent in Cornwall when I was 18 I had to do it once or twice lol always had a bag of odd socks with holes in just in case of emergency lol x

Sorry to drop the tone abit but i hope you threw your sock away if you needed a number 2

I held that in till I could get to public toilets lol x"

I love the fact you had a bag of odd socks with you

what type were the best wipe lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do what the Arabs do and use your left hand

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Socks

Then rinse and reuse x

good idea batman/woman which ever is posting

Woman lol xxx

I'm not ashamed to admit it when I was living in a tent in Cornwall when I was 18 I had to do it once or twice lol always had a bag of odd socks with holes in just in case of emergency lol x"

Haha my kind of woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just stamp your feet and give a little wiggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Socks

Then rinse and reuse x

good idea batman/woman which ever is posting

Woman lol xxx

I'm not ashamed to admit it when I was living in a tent in Cornwall when I was 18 I had to do it once or twice lol always had a bag of odd socks with holes in just in case of emergency lol x

Sorry to drop the tone abit but i hope you threw your sock away if you needed a number 2

I held that in till I could get to public toilets lol x

I love the fact you had a bag of odd socks with you

what type were the best wipe lol"

The think trainer socks lol xxx

Odd socks came in handy lol..

You can use then as a flannel to wash your self with hot water warmed up on fire or bbq in pan, dish cloths to wash pots, fire lighters, bandages lol bear grills has nothing on me lol x

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By *hich1isleftMan
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Socks

Then rinse and reuse x

good idea batman/woman which ever is posting

Woman lol xxx

I'm not ashamed to admit it when I was living in a tent in Cornwall when I was 18 I had to do it once or twice lol always had a bag of odd socks with holes in just in case of emergency lol x

Sorry to drop the tone abit but i hope you threw your sock away if you needed a number 2

I held that in till I could get to public toilets lol x

I love the fact you had a bag of odd socks with you

what type were the best wipe lol

The think trainer socks lol xxx

Odd socks came in handy lol..

You can use then as a flannel to wash your self with hot water warmed up on fire or bbq in pan, dish cloths to wash pots, fire lighters, bandages lol bear grills has nothing on me lol x"

that's it I will not throw my odd socks away lol maybe that's why people buy socks off eBay used haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Socks

Then rinse and reuse x

good idea batman/woman which ever is posting

Woman lol xxx

I'm not ashamed to admit it when I was living in a tent in Cornwall when I was 18 I had to do it once or twice lol always had a bag of odd socks with holes in just in case of emergency lol x

Sorry to drop the tone abit but i hope you threw your sock away if you needed a number 2

I held that in till I could get to public toilets lol x

I love the fact you had a bag of odd socks with you

what type were the best wipe lol

The think trainer socks lol xxx

Odd socks came in handy lol..

You can use then as a flannel to wash your self with hot water warmed up on fire or bbq in pan, dish cloths to wash pots, fire lighters, bandages lol bear grills has nothing on me lol x

that's it I will not throw my odd socks away lol maybe that's why people buy socks off eBay used haha"

Have you seen the film ' cast away ' a sock puppet is much better then a football lol x

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