FabSwingers.com forum: Cum & calories !!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just found out on sex box the average sperm load (cum) has 5 calories init !! So when you swallow ... its fecking 5calories !!!

WTFFFF !!!! Im now blamming being a slut for my booty bum lol !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You probably burn off more than 5 calories just existing in the time it takes to "receive" it.

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By *wned EmCouple
over a year ago

nuneaton

Try celery instead.... Apparently eating that burns more calories than it actually contains.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You probably burn off more than 5 calories just existing in the time it takes to "receive" it. "

Very good point lol !! Yeah .. ill continue to swallow lol !! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucking love these forums some time. Learned something new everyday I've been here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its Syn Free on Slimming World

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
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over a year ago

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"Try celery instead.... Apparently eating that burns more calories than it actually contains."

Both can taste good. It'll be the new all C diet, a few cum pops and celery to be super skinny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently my wife says that's only on a meat day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its Syn Free on Slimming World

Might need to double check lol Imagine bring that up at a metting !!! Lol !!! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fucking love these forums some time. Learned something new everyday I've been here"

Everyday is a school day lmao !! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its Syn Free on Slimming World

Might need to double check lol Imagine bring that up at a metting !!! Lol !!! X "

I did, that's how I know! It wasn't the first time she had been asked lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a shot up above, gain five calories.

Take a shot down below, gain ten pounds in nine months.

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

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No wonder I'm overweight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its Syn Free on Slimming World

Might need to double check lol Imagine bring that up at a metting !!! Lol !!! X

I did, that's how I know! It wasn't the first time she had been asked lol"

OMG ! LMFAO !! I could never do that lol that is sooo funny !! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So shooting with blanks would be the low calorie version?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So shooting with blanks would be the low calorie version?

Yeah .. fat free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try celery instead.... Apparently eating that burns more calories than it actually contains."

Ah damn it I don't like celery

lol

Mrs M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The diet version contains Ispurtamine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try celery instead.... Apparently eating that burns more calories than it actually contains.

Ah damn it I don't like celery

lol

Mrs M "

No complaints from me

Mr M.

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