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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Has anyone lost a hammer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/05/16 12:18:52]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still got my hammer, but need something to nail

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've got a hammer but no nails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

decorator here good with my hands lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not mine, I only ever use eastwing hammers.

Not cheap nasty one's.

Hope you are wearing correct ppe also, wouldn't want to break a toe or have someone's eye out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not mine, I only ever use eastwing hammers.

Not cheap nasty one's.

Hope you are wearing correct ppe also, wouldn't want to break a toe or have someone's eye out. "

Well I'm hoping to find a nice big helmet for next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not mine, I only ever use eastwing hammers.

Not cheap nasty one's.

Hope you are wearing correct ppe also, wouldn't want to break a toe or have someone's eye out.

Well I'm hoping to find a nice big helmet for next time "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just screw everything nowadays,

Too old for all that banging nonsense.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just screw everything nowadays,

Too old for all that banging nonsense."

Hahaha it can't be yours then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to be a naughty handyman for a day. Wearing just my boots, a tool belt, tight vest top and my favourite cock ring. Even better if there's a secluded garden.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If I Had A Hammer - Pete Seeger

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl-yszPdRTk

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

Stop!

Hammer time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just screw everything nowadays,

Too old for all that banging nonsense."

I prefer a screw to a hammering. Must be my age

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

El Condor Pasa - Simon & Garfunkel

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pey29CLID3I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not mine, I only ever use eastwing hammers.

Not cheap nasty one's.

Hope you are wearing correct ppe also, wouldn't want to break a toe or have someone's eye out. "

Would they be similar to a Estwing then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a toffee hammer....n plenty toffee....n a dentist appointment!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got a toffee hammer....n plenty toffee....n a dentist appointment!"

Now that's given me an idea....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a toffee hammer....n plenty toffee....n a dentist appointment!

Now that's given me an idea.... "

As long as it doesn't involve teeth n a hammer!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got a toffee hammer....n plenty toffee....n a dentist appointment!

Now that's given me an idea....

As long as it doesn't involve teeth n a hammer! "

Hahaha idea number 2....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a toffee hammer....n plenty toffee....n a dentist appointment!

Now that's given me an idea....

As long as it doesn't involve teeth n a hammer!

Hahaha idea number 2...."

*Muffled scream*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got a toffee hammer....n plenty toffee....n a dentist appointment!

Now that's given me an idea....

As long as it doesn't involve teeth n a hammer!

Hahaha idea number 2....

*Muffled scream*"

Can you just rub this lotion into you buttocks please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a toffee hammer....n plenty toffee....n a dentist appointment!

Now that's given me an idea....

As long as it doesn't involve teeth n a hammer!

Hahaha idea number 2....

*Muffled scream*

Can you just rub this lotion into you buttocks please "

It rubs the lotion on its skin...or else it gets the hose again!

This is getting scary now....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I've got a toffee hammer....n plenty toffee....n a dentist appointment!

Now that's given me an idea....

As long as it doesn't involve teeth n a hammer!

Hahaha idea number 2....

*Muffled scream*

Can you just rub this lotion into you buttocks please "

I think the OP wants you to lube up properly before she hammers your arse with her 9" strap on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a collection of hammers and at one stage quite a few in my boot. I did wander what the police would have thought if they'd pulled me over.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a collection of hammers and at one stage quite a few in my boot. I did wander what the police would have thought if they'd pulled me over.

Sarah"

Brilliant. I need at expand my tool shop.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got a toffee hammer....n plenty toffee....n a dentist appointment!

Now that's given me an idea....

As long as it doesn't involve teeth n a hammer!

Hahaha idea number 2....

*Muffled scream*

Can you just rub this lotion into you buttocks please

It rubs the lotion on its skin...or else it gets the hose again!

This is getting scary now...."

Well i need nice skin to go with my nice new teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a toffee hammer....n plenty toffee....n a dentist appointment!

Now that's given me an idea....

As long as it doesn't involve teeth n a hammer!

Hahaha idea number 2....

*Muffled scream*

Can you just rub this lotion into you buttocks please

It rubs the lotion on its skin...or else it gets the hose again!

This is getting scary now....

Well i need nice skin to go with my nice new teeth "

You may wish to reconsider.....my skin is like rhinoceros hide!But if you don't mind that n all the pock marks....bash on lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've lost my scraper, had it two minutes ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've lost my scraper, had it two minutes ago "

Oppps sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone lost a hammer? "

It seems to fit nicely in your tool chest

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"I've lost my scraper, had it two minutes ago "

Clag nuts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive lost my big tape measure and im sure you wont tell me your breast size so hmmmmmmmmm what can i do xx

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By *ike00465Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

Where's the hammer gone now

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By *ithintemptationsCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

my estwing (straight claw) is tucked away in my box

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