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"They're in my under the stairs cupboard. " Oh you hoarder ![]() | |||
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"So,you want to be blindfolded and gagged, bent over with your wrists shackled to your ankles,a cock cage fitted,your arse filled with peanut butter and then fucked by a man with a huge dick,who is wearing a gimp suit? " Make that blancmange,peanut butter will be too cloying. | |||
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"In need of a really freaky sexy lady, or maybe 2" You have a lot to learn. | |||
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"They're in my under the stairs cupboard. " Are the playing with a wand ![]() | |||
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"They're in my under the stairs cupboard. " **bang bang** Let me out ![]() | |||
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"So,you want to be blindfolded and gagged, bent over with your wrists shackled to your ankles,a cock cage fitted,your arse filled with peanut butter and then fucked by a man with a huge dick,who is wearing a gimp suit? Make that blancmange,peanut butter will be too cloying." ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"In need of a really freaky sexy lady, or maybe 2" Marvellous..... The queue should by now be all down the street and round the corner... There are hundreds of sex starved women on here utterly gagging for it ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"They're in my under the stairs cupboard. **bang bang** Let me out ![]() Ssssshhhhh trollop, or I shall withhold cake privileges. ![]() | |||
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"So,you want to be blindfolded and gagged, bent over with your wrists shackled to your ankles,a cock cage fitted,your arse filled with peanut butter and then fucked by a man with a huge dick,who is wearing a gimp suit? Make that blancmange,peanut butter will be too cloying." Make it crunchy and it's a whole other level of fetish ![]() | |||
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"So,you want to be blindfolded and gagged, bent over with your wrists shackled to your ankles,a cock cage fitted,your arse filled with peanut butter and then fucked by a man with a huge dick,who is wearing a gimp suit? Make that blancmange,peanut butter will be too cloying." Sshhh! You can't use blancmange! Even blancmange is wide eyed at this thread! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"So,you want to be blindfolded and gagged, bent over with your wrists shackled to your ankles,a cock cage fitted,your arse filled with peanut butter and then fucked by a man with a huge dick,who is wearing a gimp suit? Make that blancmange,peanut butter will be too cloying. Make it crunchy and it's a whole other level of fetish ![]() Ha you beat me too it. I was going to say that! | |||
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"So,you want to be blindfolded and gagged, bent over with your wrists shackled to your ankles,a cock cage fitted,your arse filled with peanut butter and then fucked by a man with a huge dick,who is wearing a gimp suit? Make that blancmange,peanut butter will be too cloying. Make it crunchy and it's a whole other level of fetish ![]() *to it. What's wrong with me today? | |||
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"In need of a really freaky sexy lady, or maybe 2" Bro could you do three? I have three female friends that would be interested but they come as a set. | |||
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"They're in my under the stairs cupboard. **bang bang** Let me out ![]() ![]() **bang bang** What kind of cake ? | |||
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"Bimbles in with a claim form and some crayons ![]() Good thinking Tina. The crayons can be used to write HELP! on the windows to attract passers-by. The letters need to be written back to front and in reverse image, mind. That might be difficult.... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"In need of a really freaky sexy lady, or maybe 2" Three...i find three better. One can be making tea see ![]() | |||
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"They're in my under the stairs cupboard. **bang bang** Let me out ![]() ![]() Home made triple choc, melt in the middle muffins with choccy sprinkles. | |||
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"They're in my under the stairs cupboard. " So am I as well ![]() | |||
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"They're in my under the stairs cupboard. **bang bang** Let me out ![]() ![]() Ohhhh okay I'll be good ![]() | |||
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"In need of a really freaky sexy lady, or maybe 2" Not too much to ask for surely? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"They're in my under the stairs cupboard. " Can I be locked in there to HH? ![]() | |||
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"This cupboard is getting crowded but I like it ![]() It's like Harry Potter for deviants!! | |||
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"This cupboard is getting crowded but I like it ![]() Room for another? ![]() | |||
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"In need of a really freaky sexy lady, or maybe 2" would you know what to do with them if you had the chance ![]() | |||
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"This cupboard is getting crowded but I like it ![]() ![]() Of course ![]() | |||
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"In need of a really freaky sexy lady, or maybe 2" Good luck with that ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Excellent! Can't believe the op has not come back to collect all his sluts :p" Or, at the very least some cake? | |||
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"Excellent! Can't believe the op has not come back to collect all his sluts :p Or, at the very least some cake? " Shhhh, we've eaten all the cake. Although I did have a couple of Jaffa Cakes left, but I think they might be a tiny bit squashed by now. ![]() | |||
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"Excellent! Can't believe the op has not come back to collect all his sluts :p Or, at the very least some cake? Shhhh, we've eaten all the cake. Although I did have a couple of Jaffa Cakes left, but I think they might be a tiny bit squashed by now. ![]() Hands of my Jaffas cheeky man. | |||
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"Excellent! Can't believe the op has not come back to collect all his sluts :p" Form an orderly queue, ladies, no pushing to the front ![]() | |||
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"They're in my under the stairs cupboard. " No I'm not! I've escaped and I've found your chocolate stash! ![]() | |||
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"In need of a really freaky sexy lady, or maybe 2" This guy goes straight in. Never mind he looks like his balls haven't dropped yet, he knows what he wants in life. I mean how can any woman resist that? You're all being promised a night you won't forget....until his bedtime as it is a school day ![]() | |||
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"In need of a really freaky sexy lady, or maybe 2 This guy goes straight in. Never mind he looks like his balls haven't dropped yet, he knows what he wants in life. I mean how can any woman resist that? You're all being promised a night you won't forget....until his bedtime as it is a school day ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"69 Slutington drive, east slut, slutshire.....that's where I'd start looking OP.. ![]() That's in slutsville right? | |||
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"Excellent! Can't believe the op has not come back to collect all his sluts :p Or, at the very least some cake? Shhhh, we've eaten all the cake. Although I did have a couple of Jaffa Cakes left, but I think they might be a tiny bit squashed by now. ![]() Deal, I think you might have something else I could put my hands on ![]() | |||
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"In need of a really freaky sexy lady, or maybe 2 This guy goes straight in. Never mind he looks like his balls haven't dropped yet, he knows what he wants in life. I mean how can any woman resist that? You're all being promised a night you won't forget....until his bedtime as it is a school day ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Can i havé someee Computer says no." Can't the poor guy even have someee cyber sex ![]() | |||
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"69 Slutington drive, east slut, slutshire.....that's where I'd start looking OP.. ![]() Pmsl you really don't know just how close you got to putting my address then! ![]() | |||
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"Can i havé someee Computer says no. Can't the poor guy even have someee cyber sex ![]() Yes. But only with Dr0ne B0ts. Not even Chat bots want that. | |||
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"Can i havé someee Computer says no. Can't the poor guy even have someee cyber sex ![]() There has to be a good connection? | |||
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"Can i havé someee Computer says no. Can't the poor guy even have someee cyber sex ![]() All our robots have fully functioning circuitry. Even the b-grade Dr0nes. ![]() | |||
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"I'd give you some advice but you wouldn't listen, no one ever does" ![]() | |||
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"I'd give you some advice but you wouldn't listen, no one ever does ![]() Shit, the ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'd give you some advice but you wouldn't listen, no one ever does ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Have you mated with Trademark to create a wole new genus of the populi ![]() | |||
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"I'd give you some advice but you wouldn't listen, no one ever does ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Lol no. I only do the violins. ![]() | |||
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"Hi all, I can't be bothered to read every post since my last one. Any news on the slut front?" Yep - we're banging on his front door right now - but his mum said he has to finish his homework before he can 'pound dem pussies!' ![]() | |||
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"Lol no. I only do the violins. ![]() Maybe you need an Ace upgrade ![]() | |||
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"Hi all, I can't be bothered to read every post since my last one. Any news on the slut front? Yep - we're banging on his front door right now - but his mum said he has to finish his homework before he can 'pound dem pussies!' ![]() That bish be always crampin his style! ![]() | |||
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"Hi all, I can't be bothered to read every post since my last one. Any news on the slut front? Yep - we're banging on his front door right now - but his mum said he has to finish his homework before he can 'pound dem pussies!' ![]() That made me LOL...did i just say LOL,kill ne now | |||
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"Lol no. I only do the violins. ![]() ![]() Or the smilies do. Would love a whole orchestra. | |||
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"In need of a really freaky sexy lady, or maybe 2" With that profile ? Not much chance I'm afraid. | |||
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"Lol no. I only do the violins. ![]() ![]() I love orchestras www.youtube.com/watch?v=umjYHLt56kg | |||
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"Lol no. I only do the violins. ![]() ![]() Isn't that a band? .... i'm not a robot any more btw, that stuff tires me out. | |||
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"69 Slutington drive, east slut, slutshire.....that's where I'd start looking OP.. ![]() You've been? ![]() | |||
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"69 Slutington drive, east slut, slutshire.....that's where I'd start looking OP.. ![]() ![]() I'm on my way.. ![]() ![]() | |||
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