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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am becoming middle aged

I have started to notice clothing in beige, I have begun to pick up shoes, assessing them for comfort rather than style.

Yesterday at the airport when searching for sucky sweets for the flight, I bought a mint selection and some Wethers !

Worst of all, it's pissing down here tonight so, I am currently lay on the hotel bed watching snooker

What other warning signs should I be looking out for ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am becoming middle aged

I have started to notice clothing in beige, I have begun to pick up shoes, assessing them for comfort rather than style.

Yesterday at the airport when searching for sucky sweets for the flight, I bought a mint selection and some Wethers !

Worst of all, it's pissing down here tonight so, I am currently lay on the hotel bed watching snooker

What other warning signs should I be looking out for ?"

when I get there I'll let you know

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

They say elasticated trousers are comfortable, have you got your telegram from saga yet?

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By *carlet_heavenWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

Radio 4 listener ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They say elasticated trousers are comfortable, have you got your telegram from saga yet? "

Not quite got to the laccy waisters yet but I do seem to have more fleeces than I once did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am becoming middle aged

I have started to notice clothing in beige, I have begun to pick up shoes, assessing them for comfort rather than style.

Yesterday at the airport when searching for sucky sweets for the flight, I bought a mint selection and some Wethers !

I feel you, my mother called me middle aged last week, I'm somewhat devastated

Worst of all, it's pissing down here tonight so, I am currently lay on the hotel bed watching snooker

What other warning signs should I be looking out for ?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you want to get a mortgage, that's probably a sign.

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

when your barber suggests he "deals" with your nose and ears as the cut wont take long.....

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I've noticed I make 'oof' noises when I sit down now.

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

You might start looking for Velcro fastening shoes as you lose the ability to tie your laces

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

When you make a noise whilst reaching down to tie your shoe laces and getting up again

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By *llie RoseWoman
over a year ago

By the seaside

When you start thinking about using 'Just for Men' on your downstairs hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Viagra

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"I've noticed I make 'oof' noises when I sit down now. "

I make them getting up after doing a weekend of SFA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you look at policemen and they look 12 years old and when you cook a whole months food in one day and freeze it to get out in single portions later.....oh fuck !...... sorry ...im describing me....nothing to read here ...move along please.

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

When you look at a young lady wearing very little in the middle of winter and you want to tell her to put a coat on before she catches a cold

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

If you can still eat cheese, pastry or drink _ed wine before bed and not be up all night with heartburn you're fine. But just in case go out and by a big kick arse motorbike quick.

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

When you never heard of these new celebraties or singers in the charts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I do most if not all of the above

Better ask admin to change thread title to 'it's happened'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They say elasticated trousers are comfortable, have you got your telegram from saga yet?

Not quite got to the laccy waisters yet but I do seem to have more fleeces than I once did "

fleeces are good- dry quick and no ironing -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look at shoes with comfort in mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Viagra "

When you have to take a whole Viagra and not bite it in half.....so ive been told

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Have to buy a sports car with the sun roof down wearing sunglasses and listen to led zeppelin loud

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

When the telly offers you 'an evening, up late with Rylan', and you

a) have no idea who 'Rylan' is

and

b) you can't really be bothe_ed to find out

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been buying trainers for comfort since I can remember, not quite sure how that makes you middle aged. Had a pair of trainers for 6 years and bought another exactly the same. They seem to reach maximum comfort after being worn for 2 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no idea. I'm far too young to know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worry when you start having a grandad nap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the hair grows faster from your nose and ears then your head

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"I am becoming middle aged

I have started to notice clothing in beige, I have begun to pick up shoes, assessing them for comfort rather than style.

Yesterday at the airport when searching for sucky sweets for the flight, I bought a mint selection and some Wethers !

Worst of all, it's pissing down here tonight so, I am currently lay on the hotel bed watching snooker

What other warning signs should I be looking out for ?"

when you shop for shirts on the debenhams website... and you buy them because they look "comfortable"......

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre


"When the telly offers you 'an evening, up late with Rylan', and you

a) have no idea who 'Rylan' is

and

b) you can't really be bothe_ed to find out

Mr ddc"

This doesnt make you middle aged , just damned sensible

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"if you want to get a mortgage, that's probably a sign."

I've had one since I was 21.

I do a fair few of the other comments on this thread too.

Oh bollocks! I'm middle aged and have been for years.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. THE MOORLANDS. BARMOUTH.


"When the telly offers you 'an evening, up late with Rylan', and you

a) have no idea who 'Rylan' is

and

b) you can't really be bothe_ed to find out

Mr ddc"

Lol..... I like Ryan, he reminds me of my bestie xxxxx Suzi

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so far past middle-aged, middle-aged seems like the Middle Ages to me. Now where's my Zimmer?

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"They say elasticated trousers are comfortable, have you got your telegram from saga yet?

Not quite got to the laccy waisters yet but I do seem to have more fleeces than I once did "

fleece still attached to the sheep? lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I thought I deserved a mid life crisis as I'd worked hard for one all my life and not had one

Now I've grown out ma hair to shoulder length and have a turquoise goatee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought I deserved a mid life crisis as I'd worked hard for one all my life and not had one

Now I've grown out ma hair to shoulder length and have a turquoise goatee "

The only hair I could grow that long are my nasal hair and my ear hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I'm saving plenty of money on not needing the barbers. I can use my balls for polishing the floor if I walk round naked as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am becoming middle aged

I have started to notice clothing in beige, I have begun to pick up shoes, assessing them for comfort rather than style.

Yesterday at the airport when searching for sucky sweets for the flight, I bought a mint selection and some Wethers !

Worst of all, it's pissing down here tonight so, I am currently lay on the hotel bed watching snooker

What other warning signs should I be looking out for ?"

Dressing like a girl. I started at 42 and now look

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I thought I deserved a mid life crisis as I'd worked hard for one all my life and not had one

Now I've grown out ma hair to shoulder length and have a turquoise goatee

The only hair I could grow that long are my nasal hair and my ear hair "

Have you not plaited yer pubes then yet

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Have you got an allotment yet?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Listening to radio2

Owning a Harley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought I deserved a mid life crisis as I'd worked hard for one all my life and not had one

Now I've grown out ma hair to shoulder length and have a turquoise goatee

The only hair I could grow that long are my nasal hair and my ear hair

Have you not plaited yer pubes then yet "

Nah burnt them off with a blow torch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit... half of these already apply to me.

Explains why I keep attracting old sods then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listening to The Archers on Radio 4 and noticing the print on packaging is shrinking... Anyone?? No just me then...

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By *ongtalljonMan
over a year ago

North Wales

When you browse ebay in the hope of finding someone selling your first motor car because it's now a classic.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Shit... half of these already apply to me.

Explains why I keep attracting old sods then "

Oi, less of the sod thank you very much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What we think become true to who we are so think young . lol xxxxx

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Needing glasses and not just for sunshine.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Sanatogen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit... half of these already apply to me.

Explains why I keep attracting old sods then

Oi, less of the sod thank you very much "

Alright, old man then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking at your food thinking "Is this going to give me wind?"

Taking the lift because the stairs look challenging.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Shit... half of these already apply to me.

Explains why I keep attracting old sods then

Oi, less of the sod thank you very much

Alright, old man then "

Less of the old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit... half of these already apply to me.

Explains why I keep attracting old sods then "

Wanna swap? I'm getting the youngsters... Another thing that makes me feel middle aged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The inability to get in our out of a chair without making a noise.

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire


"What we think become true to who we are so think young . lol xxxxx "

Think young... Think young....

Now, what was I thinking about??

Nope.. Gone completely..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you discuss who's had the worst heart attack or stroke between your mates. Saying that you've only had a proper heart attack when you join the zipper club.

The first thing you do in the morning is take your meds rather then having to worry about any morning wood.

When it takes you all weekend getting over a party and the thought of going out again doesn't apply for another month.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Music is too loud in bars and clubs, yet needing to turn the volume up on the tv because you can't hear it.

Confectionery is getting smaller (obviously talking about wagon wheels here).

Working out that the adult person you fancy, is young enough to have parents your age.

Reminiscing that things used to be better, when you were younger.

Not understanding text speak.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

You get a letter from Saga.

You look forward to the discounts!

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

You can only eat one scone instead of two

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can only eat one scone instead of two "

Well, I have to watch my waistline so I don't need them elasticated pants

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By *laskan lovers 1984Couple
over a year ago

West midlands

Omg beige

Not 4 me

I'm still into my bright colours

And wanting to party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Music is too loud in bars and clubs, yet needing to turn the volume up on the tv because you can't hear it.

Confectionery is getting smaller (obviously talking about wagon wheels here).

Working out that the adult person you fancy, is young enough to have parents your age.

Reminiscing that things used to be better, when you were younger.

Not understanding text speak.

"

i was doing ok until these

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham


"When you browse ebay in the hope of finding someone selling your first motor car because it's now a classic.

"

My first car was a classic already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Needing glasses and not just for sunshine. "

Needed the glasses since I was little so it was needing to look over the top of the frames to read a book or thread a needle that got me

Her

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