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By *igSuki81 OP Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

...i would fine and pit points on rubber necking drivers who slow down to look at accident causing even more congestion.

So what would you do of you came to power? What of lifes observations bugs you & you want them to stop?

This is just a fun rant thread to take out your frustrations of lifes annoyance. Please dont take it seriously as im not planning on taking over

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Plant more tulips, make Jeremy Kyle ambassador to Bhutan and send him there permanently

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Instigate naked Thursday's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd give myself a big (really massive) pay rise, just to piss of my subjects and force them to change the system.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Plant more tulips, make Jeremy Kyle ambassador to Bhutan and send him there permanently "

What the fuck has poor Bhutan done to deserve that?

I'd make it legal to trip people who walk and read.

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By *igSuki81 OP Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"Instigate naked Thursday's "

Liking your thinking

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By *winny445Man
over a year ago

battersea

4 days work 3 days of call it family day, except you get to choose mondays or fridays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ban bimbling drivers and up the Motorway limits now cars are better at stopping.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

"Instigate naked Thursday's

Liking your thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"4 days work 3 days of call it family day, except you get to choose mondays or fridays"

yes i LOVE this. You get my vote

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By *igSuki81 OP Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

I'm adding karaoke to the list.

The local pub has a karaoke night and, not meaning to be harsh to Dudley folk, it sounds like they are mutilating a cat let alone strangling it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plant more tulips, make Jeremy Kyle ambassador to Bhutan and send him there permanently "

I would give Colgate 'jus primae noctis' for all new fab women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make it compulsory law that all BMW drivers use their indicators...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a member of the Monster Raving Loony Party. Free trips up the Butter Mountain for everyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make it compulsory law that all BMW drivers use their indicators..."

I'm pretty sure that everyone is supposed to use them anyway.

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By *B2016Man
over a year ago

and around

"Ban bimbling drivers and up the Motorway limits now cars are better at stopping. "
Good choice. You've got my vote!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think i'm gonna have a law/curfew for kids who still live at home. That they're to stay in their bedroom and try to go to sleep at a reasonable time. 10.30pm.

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

Any pasty faced white yoooofs who insist on talking in an overexagerated Jamaican accent must prove they are from Jamaica , have family and relitives there....or could actually point out the country on a map . If they can't....then a court will reasign them an accent from the T.V. Show Allo Allo .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd ban people.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'd ban people."

Seems a little harsh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd start ww3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd ban people.

Seems a little harsh?"

Does it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd ban trainers from all public buildings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd ban trainers from all public buildings. "

Even gyms?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd make it compulsory for all men to be bisexual.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'd make it compulsory for all men to be bisexual."

Veto

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'd ban people.

Seems a little harsh?

Does it?

It does, yes

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I think, if I came to power, I'd be ok for everyone to do anything so long as I have the last word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id buy even more shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd ban people.

Seems a little harsh?

Does it?

It does, yes "

Perhaps, but sometimes you have to do what is necessary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh n id change the national anthem,,boogie wonderland or something disco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd introduce a naughty step for adults

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

I'd take as much money as i could get for myself, then hand over the reigns to someone else......hang on a minute!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'd ban people.

Seems a little harsh?

Does it?

It does, yes

Perhaps, but sometimes you have to do what is necessary."

Hmmm... sounds a bit Hitler-ish?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd5dDc2xE3U

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eh id also make my dog 2nd in command

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"eh id also make my dog 2nd in command"

I predict glittery death squads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"eh id also make my dog 2nd in command

I predict glittery death squads

maybe,,id prefer fluffy pink ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd ban people.

Seems a little harsh?

Does it?

It does, yes

Perhaps, but sometimes you have to do what is necessary.

Hmmm... sounds a bit Hitler-ish?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd5dDc2xE3U"

I prefer Nietzschean.

I would love for us all to get a long, I'm really just a peace loving hippy but the only way for people to get along is to ban them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id also introduce "its ok to be bi day" just for the straight guys on fab,,cos I'd be a nice leader

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'd ban people.

Seems a little harsh?

Does it?

It does, yes

Perhaps, but sometimes you have to do what is necessary.

Hmmm... sounds a bit Hitler-ish?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd5dDc2xE3U

I prefer Nietzschean.

I would love for us all to get a long, I'm really just a peace loving hippy but the only way for people to get along is to ban them"

I predict godless death squads

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"id also introduce "its ok to be bi day" just for the straight guys on fab,,cos I'd be a nice leader

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also think we should chip away at the coastline n make Britain a prettier shape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd ban trainers from all public buildings.

Even gyms?"

I haven't quite thought this through have I.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I also think we should chip away at the coastline n make Britain a prettier shape

Tulip shaped ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd take as much money as i could get for myself, then hand over the reigns to someone else......hang on a minute!"

This might just work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I also think we should chip away at the coastline n make Britain a prettier shape

But real countries have curves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I also think we should chip away at the coastline n make Britain a prettier shape

But real countries have curves"

oh shut up its not pretty enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shape it as a cock and balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will declare a secret sex santa day at all work places, streets and public transport.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I also think we should chip away at the coastline n make Britain a prettier shape

Tulip shaped ?"

I'm open to suggestions,,im thinking a big pair of lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shape it as a cock and balls.

that would be ireland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shape it as a cock and balls.

that would be ireland

lol, ireland can be boobs. maybe use left over bits of the uk and dump them between the boobs and balls like a cum shot.

yeah, perfect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shape it as a cock and balls.

that would be ireland

lol, ireland can be boobs. maybe use left over bits of the uk and dump them between the boobs and balls like a cum shot.

yeah, perfect.

oh your in charge of foreign pollicy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I also think we should chip away at the coastline n make Britain a prettier shape

Tulip shaped ?

I'm open to suggestions,,im thinking a big pair of lips"

I actually think it could be fashioned into a stiletto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shape it as a cock and balls.

that would be ireland

lol, ireland can be boobs. maybe use left over bits of the uk and dump them between the boobs and balls like a cum shot.

yeah, perfect.

oh your in charge of foreign pollicy"

yay. i will get started on the europe orgy scene right away.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I was voted fab prime minister once. We waited until the guy who wanted the title to go offline and then i got voted and seconded before he logged back on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id also abolish silly threads like this

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"id also abolish silly threads like this

Veto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aw...but i'm reshaping the world here, into something silly and fun.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

And if where being series i ban selfie sticks

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"And if where being series i ban selfie sticks"

Or force people who use them to offer to take photos of passers by

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Ban religion and bring back Crispy-cod-fries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id also introduce "its ok to be bi day" just for the straight guys on fab,,cos I'd be a nice leader

What would you do to them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any pasty faced white yoooofs who insist on talking in an overexagerated Jamaican accent must prove they are from Jamaica , have family and relitives there....or could actually point out the country on a map . If they can't....then a court will reasign them an accent from the T.V. Show Allo Allo .

I'm wit dat one.. Maaan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plant more tulips, make Jeremy Kyle ambassador to Bhutan and send him there permanently

What the fuck has poor Bhutan done to deserve that?

I'd make it legal to trip people who walk and read."

That made me chuckle

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'm wit dat one.. Maaan

Will they be allowed to suck their teeth?

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Return Wagon Wheels to their original size, then work on the other biscuits and confectionery products which have shrunk in size.

Create a new category for products which fall into two, yet no one can decide which, causing nationwide chaos. Jaffa Cakes being the prime example. Is it a cake or a biscuit? New category required!

SSDL - Statutory Sunny Day Leave. We can have days off if we are sick, pregnant or as a new parent, so what about those of us whose sunny days usually fall on a work day? I'll introduce the SSDL scheme.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Make every politician reapply for their job each year, give them a set salary and make them earn a performance related bonus. Also we could have a buzzer type thing, if we don't like what they are doing, the buzzer sounds and out they go.

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By *igSuki81 OP Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"Make every politician reapply for their job each year, give them a set salary and make them earn a performance related bonus. Also we could have a buzzer type thing, if we don't like what they are doing, the buzzer sounds and out they go.

You can definitely join my cabinet with ideas like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be a member of the Monster Raving Loony Party. Free trips up the Butter Mountain for everyone! "

Got my vote

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

Politicians Should Have To Wear Tabards Displaying The Names And Logos Of The Companies With Whom They Have A Financial Relationship, Like A Racing Driver

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

several actually

out of eu

out of human rights

end foreign aid unless national disaster only

no one can get british passport until 15 years or marrying for 5 years with being a worker with no handouts or housing paid for by tax payer.

increase national wage

police forces have less paperwork and more tougher sentencing and rights to arrest people without fear or being prosecuted.

increase military spending but cap max wage to 75k, same with nhs

deport anyone who has committed crimes if not british and banned for life

companys are forced to train british people to higher levels in the company

every road is to be relaid completely with proper materials

nhs is only free for british citizens

rebuild relationships with usa asia and our commonwealth.

anyone caught in the country illegally immediately deported and banned for life.

benefits are limited to vouchers for certain stores, and job seekers after 1year are now required to work cleaning community or other jobs locally, if they do not do the job benefits removed from them

increase motorway speed limit to 90 for cars and motorbikes.

forcing britain to import less and make for our self. supporting british jobs

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By *winny445Man
over a year ago

battersea

"...

This is just a fun rant thread to take out your frustrations of lifes annoyance. Please dont take it seriously as im not planning on taking over

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"several actually

out of eu

out of human rights

end foreign aid unless national disaster only

no one can get british passport until 15 years or marrying for 5 years with being a worker with no handouts or housing paid for by tax payer.

increase national wage

police forces have less paperwork and more tougher sentencing and rights to arrest people without fear or being prosecuted.

increase military spending but cap max wage to 75k, same with nhs

deport anyone who has committed crimes if not british and banned for life

companys are forced to train british people to higher levels in the company

every road is to be relaid completely with proper materials

nhs is only free for british citizens

rebuild relationships with usa asia and our commonwealth.

anyone caught in the country illegally immediately deported and banned for life.

increase motorway speed limit to 90 for cars and motorbikes.

forcing britain to import less and make for our self. supporting british jobs"

I predict dull death squads

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would mount the house of commons on wheels, that way the politicians could actually meet the voters.

Plus for a year make them live in benefits, let them get in touch with real people.

Make it compulsory for CEO's or upper management of companies, to go back to the shop floor let them touch base with the workforce. Make this happen several times a year and always in the busy period.

Get rid of most of the admin in hospitals, as it seems we have more back of house than front of house. It might improve the service. (Only my opinion)

Anyone who is caught with a driving offence is given a bicycle, at the scene of the incident. If found guilty of causing the incident they have to use the bike for a year. Second offence a family member also loses the privilege to drive.

Make it very clear to people wanting to come to this country we operate a 1 strike and you are out of here, make them sign a legality binding document stating this as well. As other countries get rid of foreign nationals that commit crimes.

Have much stricter penalties for crimes, cause someone to lose their livelihood and you have to support them and their family for the rest of their lives.

Make it illegal for pensions to be gambled with, any CEO whose company loses the workers pension has to give back twice the amount out of their own pocket.

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By *igSuki81 OP Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

Ban my new neighbour from singing. Every night for 2 weeks now he's practising on his sitaar and doing his do rae mi and its a frekin head ache !!!

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By *winny445Man
over a year ago

battersea

"Ban my new neighbour from singing. Every night for 2 weeks now he's practising on his sitaar and doing his do rae mi and its a frekin head ache !!!"

lol

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Ban my new neighbour from singing. Every night for 2 weeks now he's practising on his sitaar and doing his do rae mi and its a frekin head ache !!!"

I predict *really quiet* death squads - shhh!

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

If it pisses down with rain on a bank holiday, it will be considered a rollover.

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By *exybabyMan
over a year ago

Canterbury....ish

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By *exybabyMan
over a year ago

Canterbury....ish

"several actually

out of eu

out of human rights

end foreign aid unless national disaster only

no one can get british passport until 15 years or marrying for 5 years with being a worker with no handouts or housing paid for by tax payer.

increase national wage

police forces have less paperwork and more tougher sentencing and rights to arrest people without fear or being prosecuted.

increase military spending but cap max wage to 75k, same with nhs

deport anyone who has committed crimes if not british and banned for life

companys are forced to train british people to higher levels in the company

every road is to be relaid completely with proper materials

nhs is only free for british citizens

rebuild relationships with usa asia and our commonwealth.

anyone caught in the country illegally immediately deported and banned for life.

increase motorway speed limit to 90 for cars and motorbikes.

forcing britain to import less and make for our self. supporting british jobs

You forgot to 'out law' direct debits....ban them permanently.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it pisses down with rain on a bank holiday, it will be considered a rollover."

Now this would get my vote

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"If it pisses down with rain on a bank holiday, it will be considered a rollover.

Now this would get my vote

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

everyone should be entitled to phone in work one day a month and claim a ‘Fuck It’ day off

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