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"Oh god yes - my first ever date in 25 years. I had my friend phone me at a certain time, I read all the rules - and I still ended up at dusk on an empty path in the middle of the woods with a strange man (even if he was a Chemistry professor from the Royal College!) The second I put the phone down to my friend he lunged at me and applied what I can only describe as a suction device to my mouth! I actually thought 'Hmm, OK, maybe if I hang on here I can improve this, after 25 years I'd quite like the practice......' But no, it was hopeless, 'suck like a Dyson' had a whole new meaning for me! He bought me tea and asked me to come back to his place for 'dinner', but I politely declined..... I suppose a shag was out of the question? | |||
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"Oh god yes - my first ever date in 25 years. I had my friend phone me at a certain time, I read all the rules - and I still ended up at dusk on an empty path in the middle of the woods with a strange man (even if he was a Chemistry professor from the Royal College!) The second I put the phone down to my friend he lunged at me and applied what I can only describe as a suction device to my mouth! I actually thought 'Hmm, OK, maybe if I hang on here I can improve this, after 25 years I'd quite like the practice......' But no, it was hopeless, 'suck like a Dyson' had a whole new meaning for me! He bought me tea and asked me to come back to his place for 'dinner', but I politely declined..... Oh God I can't begin to imagine how bad he would be in bed! | |||
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"Very early on I arranged to meet someone from a certain piscean site. Showed up to a hotel all dolled up. Texted him outside in the car as I was nervous. No reply. Several people staring at me sat in the car. Eventually the penny dropped and I drove home a little wiser. Months down the line he was still active on the site and probably messing other gullible newbs about. " Hearing this kind of story more and more often, even from a few friends on here. Guy gets full on, wants to meet at hotel, woman pays then is stood up :/ Probably more too it | |||
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"spent an hour telling me about how hard his life was and his much he still loved his ex Again, another familiar story! A friend dated someone who went on and on about his ex. He was a serial date - cheat and move on to the person he'd just cheated with guy, but his ex was the first to dump him before he could find a new model. Maybe it was a shock to his system... | |||
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"I seem to attract men who aren't over their bloody ex's Do you find it's harder as you get older? They're either married or not over 'someone ' | |||
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"I seem to attract men who aren't over their bloody ex's I'm 36 and find dating a hell of a lot harder than in my 20's it's hard to find a bloke my age that wants kids as well....and its in the back of my head as my eggs are going to scramble soon | |||
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"The fishy site? Agh... Well... You see.... Him.. Yep... The Bastard... Lured me in he did.... Found my darkest desires.... Set me on my path here..... And now he's right beside me... Mmmmmm... Mx" I want a kinky fucker | |||
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"I seem to attract men who aren't over their bloody ex's Aaaargh scrambled eggs | |||
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"The fishy site? Agh... Well... You see.... Him.. Yep... The Bastard... Lured me in he did.... Found my darkest desires.... Set me on my path here..... And now he's right beside me... Mmmmmm... Mx" | |||
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"I had a date out of the blue one night and I'm waiting outside the entrance to a wine bar kind of place and there coming towards me was a really nice looking woman who I recognised from the photos but she looked even better .She got about 20ft infront of me and my phone rang in my pocket. I just took the phone and looked at it and it was Karen my friend so I quickly answered it just to tell her I was on a date and she was screaming down the phone " Hes Dead ..hes Dead I don't know what to do. Well I said whos dead and she said my boyfriend.....I found him dead in bed when I went to his place.....and then she began screaming and crying .By this time this lady was right in front of me listening to a woman screaming down the phone and had a very mistrustful expression on her face. It got worse as Karen was asking me to phone her parents to pick her up as she was too distraught to drive and she couldn't face telling them. I agreed and then kissed my date on the cheek and said Hi. I went to the bar and got some drinks and told her the story about Karen and her dead boyfriend but she was having none of it and called me a wanker and walked out ......I was so embarrassed and upset about Karen that I didn't have time to think ......" Shit poor Karen | |||
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"I seem to attract men who aren't over their bloody ex's I struggle to find a guy my age who DOESN'T want kids | |||
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"I had a date out of the blue one night and I'm waiting outside the entrance to a wine bar kind of place and there coming towards me was a really nice looking woman who I recognised from the photos but she looked even better .She got about 20ft infront of me and my phone rang in my pocket. I just took the phone and looked at it and it was Karen my friend so I quickly answered it just to tell her I was on a date and she was screaming down the phone " Hes Dead ..hes Dead I don't know what to do. Well I said whos dead and she said my boyfriend.....I found him dead in bed when I went to his place.....and then she began screaming and crying .By this time this lady was right in front of me listening to a woman screaming down the phone and had a very mistrustful expression on her face. It got worse as Karen was asking me to phone her parents to pick her up as she was too distraught to drive and she couldn't face telling them. I agreed and then kissed my date on the cheek and said Hi. I went to the bar and got some drinks and told her the story about Karen and her dead boyfriend but she was having none of it and called me a wanker and walked out ......I was so embarrassed and upset about Karen that I didn't have time to think ...... Shit poor Karen Yes it was a very traumatic night for her and she lived 200 miles from me at that time and I couldnt console her properly.....and fortunately the date was short if not bizarre. | |||
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"I had a date out of the blue one night and I'm waiting outside the entrance to a wine bar kind of place and there coming towards me was a really nice looking woman who I recognised from the photos but she looked even better .She got about 20ft infront of me and my phone rang in my pocket. I just took the phone and looked at it and it was Karen my friend so I quickly answered it just to tell her I was on a date and she was screaming down the phone " Hes Dead ..hes Dead I don't know what to do. Well I said whos dead and she said my boyfriend.....I found him dead in bed when I went to his place.....and then she began screaming and crying .By this time this lady was right in front of me listening to a woman screaming down the phone and had a very mistrustful expression on her face. It got worse as Karen was asking me to phone her parents to pick her up as she was too distraught to drive and she couldn't face telling them. I agreed and then kissed my date on the cheek and said Hi. I went to the bar and got some drinks and told her the story about Karen and her dead boyfriend but she was having none of it and called me a wanker and walked out ......I was so embarrassed and upset about Karen that I didn't have time to think ...... Shit poor Karen Your 'date' sounds horrible. Be thankful she left. | |||
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"Met a chap at canary wharf for cocktails we agreed to catch the tube into London Bridge for a bite to eat, we were standing by the door of the tube, just as doors were closing, he jumped out, leaving me on the train alone " | |||
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"Met a chap at canary wharf for cocktails we agreed to catch the tube into London Bridge for a bite to eat, we were standing by the door of the tube, just as doors were closing, he jumped out, leaving me on the train alone Hell no, I thought it was funny myself | |||
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"Don't get me started on the meet I had where she stole my shoe..... At least she was kind enough to leave you one shoe... | |||
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"Started chatting to a guy on a dating site, we met up had an amazing date that was 5 years ago and we celebrated our 3 year wedding anniversary last month Well done you | |||
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"Don't get me started on the meet I had where she stole my shoe..... She sounds like a total nutter!! | |||
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"I could write a book about my dates Put my name down for a copy please. | |||
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"I seem to attract men who aren't over their bloody ex's I could offer my services in cooking your eggs, but I already have one and I can't move away from the little devil. I love him to bits. | |||
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"I seem to attract men who aren't over their bloody ex's Geeee thanks | |||
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