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By *-and-K OP   Couple
over a year ago

Back of Beyond

Why do women go on about us blokes lifting toilet seats?

Why does it have to be us that lifts them? Surely its not beyond the abilities of a woman to lift the seat after they have used it, instead of leaving it down and expecting us to lift it up.

I did have this conversation with a lady colleague, her answer was that "women shouldn't have to touch something dirty like a toilet seat"

Huh?

So they are dirty and shouldn't be touched by women, but its ok for a bloke to do it! What's more it was her opinion that not only should we lift it, but we should lower it afterwards as well.

That made we wanna go and leave it down and deliberatly pee on it (we have shared toilet facilities)

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Because they are made for SITTING on and you can't SIT on a SEAT whilst it's up.

Do you sit on the cold porcelain ot on the seat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez a toilet is only as dirty as you make it. It takes naff all time to put a bloody dettol wet cloth over it. It will never be dirty. I've heard some bollocks in my time but that tops it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wind her up and put cling film over so wen she goes she gets intro to watersports!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wind her up and put cling film over so wen she goes she gets intro to watersports!!! "
cool idea lol!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know why my Wife gets so hung up on me missing the bowl and occasionally hitting the toilet seat.

After all, it's only a bit of poo...

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Why do women go on about us blokes lifting toilet seats?"

That's a bit of a sweeping generalisation! I don't give a monkies about the loo seat, it makes me smile if I have company and the loo seat gets left up. I live alone so generally have control of the lavvie!

It pisses me off more when people leave the loo roll empty with the new one sitting on top or worse still, they hang it up the WRONG way round!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is there a right way and a wrong way to hang toilet roll then? i just put it on any old how lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually always put it down

I have a soft close one at home ya just tap it and it falls slowly closed

The only prob with that is most peeps dont have em so if i use someone else's loo there is usually a big crash pmsl xx

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"is there a right way and a wrong way to hang toilet roll then? i just put it on any old how lol! "

Of course!!! There is ONLY ONE WAY to hang a loo roll! The right way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol.. is that because it rolls easier ? so which way is the right way ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is there a right way and a wrong way to hang toilet roll then? i just put it on any old how lol!

Of course!!! There is ONLY ONE WAY to hang a loo roll! The right way! "

Yeah hanging bit at the back xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think i need to concentrate more when i hang a new one up lol!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"is there a right way and a wrong way to hang toilet roll then? i just put it on any old how lol!

Of course!!! There is ONLY ONE WAY to hang a loo roll! The right way!

Yeah hanging bit at the back xx "

Well you wouldn't want to change the habits of a lifetime and be right for once now would you Soapster?!

The toilet roll hangs OVER THE FRONT!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im going to try front and back and let you know my verdict lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is there a right way and a wrong way to hang toilet roll then? i just put it on any old how lol!

Of course!!! There is ONLY ONE WAY to hang a loo roll! The right way!

Yeah hanging bit at the back xx

Well you wouldn't want to change the habits of a lifetime and be right for once now would you Soapster?!

The toilet roll hangs OVER THE FRONT!!! "

Back xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is there a right way and a wrong way to hang toilet roll then? i just put it on any old how lol!

Of course!!! There is ONLY ONE WAY to hang a loo roll! The right way!

Yeah hanging bit at the back xx

Well you wouldn't want to change the habits of a lifetime and be right for once now would you Soapster?!

The toilet roll hangs OVER THE FRONT!!!

Back xx "

Clever boy Soapy, you outta "Pampers" already?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is there a right way and a wrong way to hang toilet roll then? i just put it on any old how lol!

Of course!!! There is ONLY ONE WAY to hang a loo roll! The right way!

Yeah hanging bit at the back xx

Well you wouldn't want to change the habits of a lifetime and be right for once now would you Soapster?!

The toilet roll hangs OVER THE FRONT!!!

Back xx

Clever boy Soapy, you outta "Pampers" already? "

Most a the time

Im gettin there xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is there a right way and a wrong way to hang toilet roll then? i just put it on any old how lol!

Of course!!! There is ONLY ONE WAY to hang a loo roll! The right way!

Yeah hanging bit at the back xx

Well you wouldn't want to change the habits of a lifetime and be right for once now would you Soapster?!

The toilet roll hangs OVER THE FRONT!!!

Back xx

Clever boy Soapy, you outta "Pampers" already?

Most a the time

Im gettin there xx "

*Tries to get picture out of head*

Wait a moment, I think I`ve just found my fettish niche.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Toilet roll should always be hung to the FRONT!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Toilet roll should always be hung to the FRONT!!!"

Yes dear xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Toilet roll should always be hung to the FRONT!!!

Yes dear xx "

is the correct answer!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It pisses me off more when people leave the loo roll empty with the new one sitting on top or worse still, they hang it up the WRONG way round! "

Omg yes!

I have OCD so the loo roll HAS to go on the right way or I would sit thinking about it constantly.

Tony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I solved this issue a while ago.....the current mrs stu wouldn't let me remove all the toilet seats.....so I just sit down when i need to go now

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

you mean she made you dig holes outside for you to go!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you mean she made you dig holes outside for you to go!! "

Oh....I don't do digging, I might break a nail.....no...no...no.....she duh=g the holes ffs

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"you mean she made you dig holes outside for you to go!!

Oh....I don't do digging, I might break a nail.....no...no...no.....she duh=g the holes ffs "

lol, but how do you hang the loo roll???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you mean she made you dig holes outside for you to go!!

Oh....I don't do digging, I might break a nail.....no...no...no.....she duh=g the holes ffs

lol, but how do you hang the loo roll???"

on the horns of a highland cow

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"you mean she made you dig holes outside for you to go!!

Oh....I don't do digging, I might break a nail.....no...no...no.....she duh=g the holes ffs

lol, but how do you hang the loo roll???

on the horns of a highland cow "

acceptable answer, but hanging to the front or back????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you mean she made you dig holes outside for you to go!!

Oh....I don't do digging, I might break a nail.....no...no...no.....she duh=g the holes ffs

lol, but how do you hang the loo roll???

on the horns of a highland cow

acceptable answer, but hanging to the front or back????"

Whichever....hell...I aint gonna argue with a beast that has horns that sharp

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"is there a right way and a wrong way to hang toilet roll then? i just put it on any old how lol! "

There is !! and if it is the wrong way in other peoples houses I change it round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is there a right way and a wrong way to hang toilet roll then? i just put it on any old how lol!

There is !! and if it is the wrong way in other peoples houses I change it round "

thats just weird and a bit 'sleeping with the enemy'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't put the toilet seat and lid down before the flush - the spray from the water sloshing round the pan goes all over the bathroom in a fine mist - so you are effectively covering everything in the range of a couple of feet with piss globules or worse.... strong case for rinsing your toothbrush in bleach every morning lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you don't put the toilet seat and lid down before the flush - the spray from the water sloshing round the pan goes all over the bathroom in a fine mist - so you are effectively covering everything in the range of a couple of feet with piss globules or worse.... strong case for rinsing your toothbrush in bleach every morning lol "

doesn't everybody soak their toothbrushes in bleach

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"you mean she made you dig holes outside for you to go!!

Oh....I don't do digging, I might break a nail.....no...no...no.....she duh=g the holes ffs

lol, but how do you hang the loo roll???

on the horns of a highland cow

acceptable answer, but hanging to the front or back????

Whichever....hell...I aint gonna argue with a beast that has horns that sharp "

now now Breville, you really shouldn't talk about the current Mrs Stu in that manner. It's not becoming of a gent such as yourself ..... THUMP!! sorry fell off chair laughing as I was typing that

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

i wonder if anyones going to admit breaking someones toilet seat and not saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i wonder if anyones going to admit breaking someones toilet seat and not saying "

I think you just did!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recall a 'how not to get the clap on an overseas tour' lecture some years ago.

Someone asked if it was possible to get HIV from a toilet seat.

"Not even if you ate a whole one" was the answer.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


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It pisses me off more when people leave the loo roll empty with the new one sitting on top or worse still, they hang it up the WRONG way round! "

That is unforgivable and earns a strong letter of complaint in my book too *twitches at the thought*

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Why do women go on about us blokes lifting toilet seats?

Why does it have to be us that lifts them? Surely its not beyond the abilities of a woman to lift the seat after they have used it, instead of leaving it down and expecting us to lift it up.

I did have this conversation with a lady colleague, her answer was that "women shouldn't have to touch something dirty like a toilet seat"

Huh?

So they are dirty and shouldn't be touched by women, but its ok for a bloke to do it! What's more it was her opinion that not only should we lift it, but we should lower it afterwards as well.

That made we wanna go and leave it down and deliberatly pee on it (we have shared toilet facilities)"

As a woman, i honestly couldnt agree with you more. It must be the most ridiculous nonsequential thing to complain about. It takes two seconds to put a toilet seat down, hardly a life threatening thing to do.

It makes me seriously wonder what other petty stuff people complain about if there complaining about something so trivial. But of cause thats my opinion lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm glad I'm single and don't have to worry about this age old debate, just to let you know my toilet is cleaned everyday.

By the way I keep it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have to sit to pee to please the long haired general but my balls are a bit big and i ended up peeing under the seat onto the floor ,mmm classic

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm glad I'm single and don't have to worry about this age old debate, just to let you know my toilet is cleaned everyday.

By the way I keep it up "

Are we talking about the loo seat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm glad I'm single and don't have to worry about this age old debate, just to let you know my toilet is cleaned everyday.

By the way I keep it up

Are we talking about the loo seat?"
Can't say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The toilet roll hangs OVER THE FRONT!!! "

Thank fuck for that! I thought I was the only person who thought like this! Don't really mind if the loo seat is left up, but toilet roll hanging down the back is, quite frankly, wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do women go on about us blokes lifting toilet seats?

Why does it have to be us that lifts them? Surely its not beyond the abilities of a woman to lift the seat after they have used it, instead of leaving it down and expecting us to lift it up.

I did have this conversation with a lady colleague, her answer was that "women shouldn't have to touch something dirty like a toilet seat"

Huh?

So they are dirty and shouldn't be touched by women, but its ok for a bloke to do it! What's more it was her opinion that not only should we lift it, but we should lower it afterwards as well.

That made we wanna go and leave it down and deliberatly pee on it (we have shared toilet facilities)"

I know for certain that the facilities that are abused the most in our local Leisure Centres, Swimming Pools and Ice Rink are the women's toilets. R

XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My misses has given up asking me to put the seat down. Never used to do it. Then did for a bit then stopped so now I just leave it and she puts it down then I out it back up again. Think its fair that way. I have to lift she has to put down.

As for the loo roll thing. We dont have a holder so its sits on top of the radiator lol... So there is no right or wrong way.

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By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County

How many of the women that complain about toilet seats being left up actually teach their little boys to put them back down after they have 'been'? I am sure that if my mother had explained it to me when I was a small boy, then I would automatically put the seat back down.


"Why do women go on about us blokes lifting toilet seats?

Why does it have to be us that lifts them? Surely its not beyond the abilities of a woman to lift the seat after they have used it, instead of leaving it down and expecting us to lift it up.

I did have this conversation with a lady colleague, her answer was that "women shouldn't have to touch something dirty like a toilet seat"

Huh?

So they are dirty and shouldn't be touched by women, but its ok for a bloke to do it! What's more it was her opinion that not only should we lift it, but we should lower it afterwards as well.

That made we wanna go and leave it down and deliberatly pee on it (we have shared toilet facilities)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's not the seat as much as the lid.

i prefer the whole lot to be put down.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

think on this ladies.if the guy used the toilet last.and the seats down.

we were in for a shit.

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

It don't bother me in the daytime but if I go for a P in the night I don't put the light on, then as I go to sit down if the toilet seat's not down I get a sudden sense of falling then a bump! Anyone else?

Oh deff an over too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think there was actually a study done on the toilet seat thing.

( im thinking while typing - I'll have a go )

Cough..

Woman goes in. Toilet seat is up. She has to put it down.

Man goes in. Toilet seat is down. He has to put it up and then down.

Woman goes in toilet seat is down. She pees.

Man goes in toilet seat is down. He has to put it up then down.

Well it's clear to me. Women wanting the seat down is divisive and sexist....... ( Fnarrr ) it's labour intensive for men. It's NOT what their right arm is for!

Fair way MUST be.

Women pee ...put seat up.

Men pee ....put seat down.

Now Bloody well work together ffs !

And don't piss out of turn or you'll mess things up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It don't bother me in the daytime but if I go for a P in the night I don't put the light on, then as I go to sit down if the toilet seat's not down I get a sudden sense of falling then a bump! Anyone else?

Oh deff an over too! "

My arse is too big to fall down the loo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It does muffle the sounds of my farts though lol

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"It don't bother me in the daytime but if I go for a P in the night I don't put the light on, then as I go to sit down if the toilet seat's not down I get a sudden sense of falling then a bump! Anyone else?

Oh deff an over too!

My arse is too big to fall down the loo "

Haha I didn't mean falling down the loo...I meant my bum hitting the cold hard toilet

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