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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As an animal,what would it be and why?

I would be a pampered pussy who gets to lie in the sun, get stroked all day and be fed tasty morsels, then out on the tiles all night up to all sorts of mischief!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure they'd let L back...

Again...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not sure they'd let L back...

Again... "

Something with wings then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheryl Coles lapdog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wolf for obvious reasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cat, so I can nap in sunbeams. Or an owl, because you knows, owls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dachshund!

After living with one for a while, they really are fantastic animals.

I'd enjoy sleeping upside down in the sun and the grass tickling my nipples as I ran

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheryl Coles lapdog "

I wonder if she'd be okay with black dogs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fly on my bedroom wall so I could watch me and Mr A x

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

Probably a wolf I have a really weird love of being outside and dislike being stuck in built up places

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

A parrot. Mines clever as fuck and has 1 hell of an attitude. You know instantly if he likes you or not. He ether bites your ear our kisses it

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Well the Chinese say that I'm a Tiger for whatever reason, so just to be awkward I'll be a Leopard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheryl Coles lapdog

I wonder if she'd be okay with black dogs. "

??

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"A parrot. Mines clever as fuck and has 1 hell of an attitude. You know instantly if he likes you or not. He ether bites your ear our kisses it "

Can you say that again

Can you say that again

Can you say that again

Can you say that again

I didn't bother with the question mark as I doubt a parrot would understand what the fuck it meant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bird of prey xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dachshund!

After living with one for a while, they really are fantastic animals.

I'd enjoy sleeping upside down in the sun and the grass tickling my nipples as I ran "

Give it a few years

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Maybe a rhino, I quite like them they just kind of get on with their own thing and just get left alone.

I'm sure some joker will insert a horn comment into this now...

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"A parrot. Mines clever as fuck and has 1 hell of an attitude. You know instantly if he likes you or not. He ether bites your ear our kisses it

Can you say that again

Can you say that again

Can you say that again

Can you say that again

I didn't bother with the question mark as I doubt a parrot would understand what the fuck it meant "

You'd definitely be a fly. Can't really do much harm but so annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to be a tiger as I love cats,specially the big ones.Not as keen on lions though,just don't look as cool to me.Strange reasoning I know but it is what it is.I maybe identity more with them as solitary,stalking predators......(just kidding! )

Plus,as Tony sais...."They'rrrre grrreat!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A whale, to experience the nuances of their song.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fox. Call me weird, but I love the idea of wandering the countryside and streets by night. Although my answer would be different had foxhunting not been banned, haha.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I would be a pigeon.....

Cos it shites from a great height

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As Rodders complained to Del, "knowing my luck, myself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a giant panda cos there cute n cuddly also veggie too !

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Crawley Down

Border collie, very intelligent dogs.

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

A dolphin, cos they seem to have fun together, or a duck(I want to know if there're any nuances in what quack means), or an elephant(and not because they have a long,er, nose).

Or an albatross.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A polar bear ... Big, white, fluffy, strong, protective, playful and graceful in the water living in a land of blue and white and getting to play ..... Delicious X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dog that lives in my local.

It's the most spoiled creature in the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rabbit.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"A parrot. Mines clever as fuck and has 1 hell of an attitude. You know instantly if he likes you or not. He ether bites your ear our kisses it

Can you say that again

Can you say that again

Can you say that again

Can you say that again

I didn't bother with the question mark as I doubt a parrot would understand what the fuck it meant

You'd definitely be a fly. Can't really do much harm but so annoying "

Cheers for that mate, love you too

You would be a Firefly because you surface occasionally looking desperately for a mate, then unsuccessfully disappear underground again only to be seen at the next mating ritual

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"A parrot. Mines clever as fuck and has 1 hell of an attitude. You know instantly if he likes you or not. He ether bites your ear our kisses it

Can you say that again

Can you say that again

Can you say that again

Can you say that again

I didn't bother with the question mark as I doubt a parrot would understand what the fuck it meant

You'd definitely be a fly. Can't really do much harm but so annoying

Cheers for that mate, love you too

You would be a Firefly because you surface occasionally looking desperately for a mate, then unsuccessfully disappear underground again only to be seen at the next mating ritual "

I'm sure you know all about desperate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe a rhino, I quite like them they just kind of get on with their own thing and just get left alone.

I'm sure some joker will insert a horn comment into this now..."
spearmint variety?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cat ..everybody wants to be a cat ....because a cat's the only cat .. Who knows where it's at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cat.. They have 9 lives, sleep most the time and live like royalty!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dog, they have no ego, will fuck/eat anything that will stand still long enough, get famous on YouTube for being stupid, and can lick their own bollocks

Sign me up butter cup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pooch what a jolly splendid chap he is. Erudite and interesting fun handsome , a perfect companion

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

London sometimes

After a lot of thought. I'd like to be a duck.

Ducks can fly, they can swim and walk on land.

If you live on an island in a lake there aren't many natural predators that can get you. And people will come out to feed you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"After a lot of thought. I'd like to be a duck.

Ducks can fly, they can swim and walk on land.

If you live on an island in a lake there aren't many natural predators that can get you. And people will come out to feed you. "

But we can't hear you echo..

..echo..

Ech..I give up!

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