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Lapdances for your partner?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do any of you perform erotic type dances for your partner to help get them in the mood?

I've recently started doing this and it works wonders.

MrWho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see teabagging as the male equivalent of a lapdance

Who's wants some!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were a good, or at least adequate, dancer, I'd give it a go. I'm not though so I won't. It'd be an act of humiliation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm sure Nell will be along at some point with her review of my sexy YMCA routine, including a HI-viz jacket....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Often.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. I'm really really shit at dancing....I'm no Jamie Lee Curtis!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do the helicopter everytime I get nekkid.

Does that count?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sure Nell will be along at some point with her review of my sexy YMCA routine, including a HI-viz jacket...."

That was quite something.....

Nell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do the helicopter everytime I get nekkid.

Does that count?"

Pfft amateur....

I can do it whilst doing a handstand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did one for ads!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do the helicopter everytime I get nekkid.

Does that count?

Pfft amateur....

I can do it whilst doing a handstand "

Show off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do the helicopter everytime I get nekkid.

Does that count?"

MrWho incorporated that very move into his YMCA routine. He got a sore willy.

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

I can't dance for shit so no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do the helicopter everytime I get nekkid.

Does that count?

Pfft amateur....

I can do it whilst doing a handstand

Show off. "

It's all in the hips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I currently don't have a partner but to be honest, my hips don't lie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone had it done for them but it was really shit and awkward? I have.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

If I were to dance for someone it would be so far from erotic that if it was a guy I was dancing for his testicles would probably retract in horror. I don't dance well. At all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone had it done for them but it was really shit and awkward? I have. "

I think it takes a certain type of person to get away with it.

I am not that person (apart from my helicopter).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone had it done for them but it was really shit and awkward? I have.

I think it takes a certain type of person to get away with it.

I am not that person (apart from my helicopter)."

You fancy doing one to Goodbye Horses for the ladies in the chat room?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Deacon's erotic dance from 'What We Do In The Shadows' was magnificent

I think if I consciously tried to be sexy it wouldn't have the desired effect. I'm far too self-conscious and clumsy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sod's law I'd probably fall over, break my face and end up sat in A&E in stockings and sexy underwear.

I'm too clumsy to be sexy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Deacon's erotic dance from 'What We Do In The Shadows' was magnificent

I think if I consciously tried to be sexy it wouldn't have the desired effect. I'm far too self-conscious and clumsy."

I think you should at least try...

MrWho x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sod's law I'd probably fall over, break my face and end up sat in A&E in stockings and sexy underwear.

I'm too clumsy to be sexy."

Treat for the junior doctors though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Deacon's erotic dance from 'What We Do In The Shadows' was magnificent

I think if I consciously tried to be sexy it wouldn't have the desired effect. I'm far too self-conscious and clumsy.

I think you should at least try...

MrWho x"

Seems like you're talking to yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sod's law I'd probably fall over, break my face and end up sat in A&E in stockings and sexy underwear.

I'm too clumsy to be sexy.

Treat for the junior doctors though. "

Ha! Yeah, maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone had it done for them but it was really shit and awkward? I have.

I think it takes a certain type of person to get away with it.

I am not that person (apart from my helicopter)."

Fucking Trixie!? Seriously????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 01/05/16 23:03:14]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You fancy doing one to Goodbye Horses for the ladies in the chat room?

Such a great song it's almost worth it."

Only if you tuck it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You fancy doing one to Goodbye Horses for the ladies in the chat room?

Such a great song it's almost worth it.

Only if you tuck it. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Deacon's erotic dance from 'What We Do In The Shadows' was magnificent

I think if I consciously tried to be sexy it wouldn't have the desired effect. I'm far too self-conscious and clumsy.

I think you should at least try...

MrWho x

Seems like you're talking to yourself"

We both frequently forget to 'sign' our posts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone had it done for them but it was really shit and awkward? I have. "

You said you wouldn't tell...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im to fat to do sexy dancing.. as much as i love it i think id look more like a hippo having a fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hand has never given me a lapdance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone had it done for them but it was really shit and awkward? I have.

You said you wouldn't tell... "

Sorry, but it was so fucking shit.

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn


"im to fat to do sexy dancing.. as much as i love it i think id look more like a hippo having a fit "

Personally I'd say it was quite hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried once, just ended up pissing ourselves laughing... It was not sexy haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY"

https://youtu.be/a1CEoVWKKPU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No. I'm really really shit at dancing....I'm no Jamie Lee Curtis!!"

Showing your age lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY

https://youtu.be/a1CEoVWKKPU"

Obscure as fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY

https://youtu.be/a1CEoVWKKPU

Obscure as fuck."

Good tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY

https://youtu.be/a1CEoVWKKPU

Obscure as fuck.

Good tho"

Very.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

A lovely lady was dancing around a pole in the front room at a swinging house party once, and during a break I asked her if she would do a lapdance for Jayne, she said yes, and it drew a huge crowd... was possibly one of the most erotic things I have ever seen, especially as she was very bi, and wearing very sexy lingerie, and told Jayne she could touch anytime she wanted.

To be honest, I have no idea what music she used, but I do remember when it ended that you could have heard a pin drop.

P.S. Yes, it got better, we got to play with her too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't for a while but will treat Mr A next time x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucinda has taken up pole dancing in the last 3 months, she did a 6 week beginners course and now has her own pole

So I've been getting a pole dance instead of a lap dance

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Jayne has reminded me she still wants to go to a lap-dancing club and have a girl dance for her, anyone done this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, we did it on holiday abroad about 4 years ago - pre swinging. The girl said it was ok for Lucinda to touch her, which normally isn't allowed

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By *ingleStud85Man
over a year ago

Donegal

[Removed by poster at 04/07/19 19:02:54]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I taught myself how to do it. I sent vids of my efforts to a few Forumites and they liked. I'm yet to do it properly in person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I taught myself how to do it. I sent vids of my efforts to a few Forumites and they liked. I'm yet to do it properly in person "

Must see !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never seen so many UNLOSs on a thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think i would be very good at this,,,will have to try it

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Yes in a club but only because the playing I was given card said so. And it wasn't my partner, it was someone's else's partner. FYI it did a rather good job of it if I do say so myself.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"[Removed by poster at 04/07/19 19:02:54]"

So you resurrected a thread from god knows how long ago, to not actually say anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have and I seemed to be ok at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, I regularly dance for my partner.. Sometimes lap dance sometimes a slow ballet style.. Lots of stretching either naked or in lycra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this is weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well this is weird "

Very, it's a hell of a thread resurrection lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do any of you perform erotic type dances for your partner to help get them in the mood?

I've recently started doing this and it works wonders.

MrWho"
I do the hoola hoola if she's feeling ill it works wonders

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Two years and I'm still waiting for one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well this is weird

Very, it's a hell of a thread resurrection lol"

It's a thread started by my ex boyfriend on our couples profile over 3 years ago. Not something I expected to see

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Two years and I'm still waiting for one "

Good things come to those who wait

M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well this is weird

Very, it's a hell of a thread resurrection lol

It's a thread started by my ex boyfriend on our couples profile over 3 years ago. Not something I expected to see "

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well this is weird

Very, it's a hell of a thread resurrection lol

It's a thread started by my ex boyfriend on our couples profile over 3 years ago. Not something I expected to see "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well this is weird

Very, it's a hell of a thread resurrection lol

It's a thread started by my ex boyfriend on our couples profile over 3 years ago. Not something I expected to see

xx"

Ach it's fine. Just a surprise is all.

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