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Putting the other person off their game!

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Here's a fun game.. lately we've been coming up with stupid stuff to put the other half off in the throes of action.. so the other night I was masturbating and riiiight near the end the hub in a mock Thor voice blurts out "I'm having a visionnn" ...Needless to say this put me right off my stride... booted him out the bed and finished off. Afterward it was hilariously funny though. I plan on getting him back with "let me sing you the song of my people" just as he's cumming lol!

So the question is what would you say that's daft and random to throw the other half off their game for a laugh.. the more random the better.. let's see what you got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LIKE A GLOOOOOVE MWAHAHAHA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my favourite ideas is shouting "troll, in the dungeon!" and fainting just as your lover enters you.

Yes it's a slightly geeky reference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sing "if I knew you were coming I'd have baked a cake"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't remember who it was but I was creased at a stand up comic on tv a while ago who told a story about getting tongue tied in the throes of pleasure and ended up shouting 'Tell me.....tell me......tell me where your mother lives.....!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of my favourite ideas is shouting "troll, in the dungeon!" and fainting just as your lover enters you.

Yes it's a slightly geeky reference. "

Damn it, she's tall, pretty, kinky AND geeky, and she lives bloody miles away. It's a conspiracy, I tells ya.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of my favourite ideas is shouting "troll, in the dungeon!" and fainting just as your lover enters you.

Yes it's a slightly geeky reference. "

Nowt wrong with a bit of Harry Potter role play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shout "you filthy fucking cunt butler" obviously wouldn't work on me, but it would raise some questions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of my favourite ideas is shouting "troll, in the dungeon!" and fainting just as your lover enters you.

Yes it's a slightly geeky reference.

Nowt wrong with a bit of Harry Potter role play "

Just don't let your wand cast the confringo charm in my chamber of secrets without casting the protego charm first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm notorious for doing this. My husband hates it!

There was a phase where both of us would say "IKEA, that's good!" (Chandler from Friends quote) and we'd both laugh and have to stop.

Mostly I tend to make jokes from random references that day that are incredibly funny at the time but don't work telling secondhand.

I have trained myself to try not to make jokes during sex now. I have to bite my tongue and try not to laugh and hope he doesn't notice a lot of the time.

I'm a bad girl.

The main reason my husband loans me out to other guys is so they can experience it too and I'm not just doing it to him!

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Shout "you filthy fucking cunt butler" obviously wouldn't work on me, but it would raise some questions "

I might try that one

Mrs

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By *lice_in_BlunderlandWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

'Wake me up when you're finished ' always goes down well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say " Your sister likes it when I do this too"

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"One of my favourite ideas is shouting "troll, in the dungeon!" and fainting just as your lover enters you.

Yes it's a slightly geeky reference. "

Being a geek is sexy

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that it.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that it....... "

Oh sorry that's what I used to say to my ex.

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I'm notorious for doing this. My husband hates it!

There was a phase where both of us would say "IKEA, that's good!" (Chandler from Friends quote) and we'd both laugh and have to stop.

Mostly I tend to make jokes from random references that day that are incredibly funny at the time but don't work telling secondhand.

I have trained myself to try not to make jokes during sex now. I have to bite my tongue and try not to laugh and hope he doesn't notice a lot of the time.

I'm a bad girl.

The main reason my husband loans me out to other guys is so they can experience it too and I'm not just doing it to him!"

I'm the same. I can't take sex seriously.

Mrs

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By *rewelad88Man
over a year ago

crewe

My ex used to shout 'Danger Zone' to put me off. Some might get it but most probably wont.

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By *-elleWoman
over a year ago

Romford

Tell him there's a mark on the ceiling x

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Sing "if I knew you were coming I'd have baked a cake" "

You know I can't bake. I might change it for I would have cook you paella. You know so it's more Spanish

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of my favourite ideas is shouting "troll, in the dungeon!" and fainting just as your lover enters you.

Yes it's a slightly geeky reference.

Being a geek is sexy

Mrs "

For girls, maybe. Us geeky boys tend to get passed over for the muscly dudes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Screaming " Arrrrgggghhhhhh fucking cramp" and rolling about the bed worked very well for me

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By *-elleWoman
over a year ago

Romford


"Screaming " Arrrrgggghhhhhh fucking cramp" and rolling about the bed worked very well for me "
where'd you get the cramp!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, and after particularly intense or multiple orgasms I go into hysterical fits of laughter. One of the first times I had sex with my last ex I had my first internal orgasm during actual intercourse I ended up rolling round on his bed trying to reassure him that I wasn't actually laughing at him. Another time he kept losing his stroke cos I couldn't stop giggling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, and after particularly intense or multiple orgasms I go into hysterical fits of laughter. One of the first times I had sex with my last ex I had my first internal orgasm during actual intercourse I ended up rolling round on his bed trying to reassure him that I wasn't actually laughing at him. Another time he kept losing his stroke cos I couldn't stop giggling "

That would actually be oddly comforting - when you laughed at my body/performance I could tell myself it was because you were cumming your brains out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, and after particularly intense or multiple orgasms I go into hysterical fits of laughter. One of the first times I had sex with my last ex I had my first internal orgasm during actual intercourse I ended up rolling round on his bed trying to reassure him that I wasn't actually laughing at him. Another time he kept losing his stroke cos I couldn't stop giggling

That would actually be oddly comforting - when you laughed at my body/performance I could tell myself it was because you were cumming your brains out "

I like your mindset!

And your boxers. I actually have Soft Kitty knickers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Screaming " Arrrrgggghhhhhh fucking cramp" and rolling about the bed worked very well for me where'd you get the cramp!"

Errr on the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, and after particularly intense or multiple orgasms I go into hysterical fits of laughter. One of the first times I had sex with my last ex I had my first internal orgasm during actual intercourse I ended up rolling round on his bed trying to reassure him that I wasn't actually laughing at him. Another time he kept losing his stroke cos I couldn't stop giggling

That would actually be oddly comforting - when you laughed at my body/performance I could tell myself it was because you were cumming your brains out

I like your mindset!

And your boxers. I actually have Soft Kitty knickers."

Lie back and think of Pasadena

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say a..would you care to indulge in coitus in your best Sheldon voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck for Houston

Fuck for Austin

Fuck for the state my cherry got lost in

And spunk twice for Texas

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"I'm coming for you my precious" in voice of smeagol works a treat

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Sing "if I knew you were coming I'd have baked a cake" "

I once did exactly that to an ex!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shout "you filthy fucking cunt butler" obviously wouldn't work on me, but it would raise some questions "

shouted something similar the night i lost my virginity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sing "if I knew you were coming I'd have baked a cake"

I once did exactly that to an ex!!!! "

lol the chaser just sang that on ITV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shout "you filthy fucking cunt butler" obviously wouldn't work on me, but it would raise some questions

shouted something similar the night i lost my virginity "

I remember the thread where you told us that...!

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

'Chemical chance, chemical chance!'

Good old B. Hicks

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Sing "if I knew you were coming I'd have baked a cake"

I once did exactly that to an ex!!!!

lol the chaser just sang that on ITV "

I assure you I wasn't fucking him!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breaking wind normally does it for us early on in our relationship one of us broke wind and we both just stopped and burst out laughing or I have been known to stop pull out and exclaim "may the force be with you" some people just don't appreciate star wars lol

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Lol darth vaders lightsabre

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